"Is there anything in common between raising pigs and teaching martial arts?"

When I saw Kong Yisi, I was so shocked that my eyes were about to fall, I just didn't know the world.

Yin Jiumo hurriedly explained: "Principal Kong, contemptible people think so, raising pigs and teaching martial arts are actually the same, you have to forge your body first to raise pigs, right?" Hands and feet can be sharp, let's teach people to practice martial arts, don't we also have to teach people to forge their bodies? Secondly, you have to be willing to work hard to raise pigs, and the skills of pig raising can progress over time! And isn't it the same for teaching people to cultivate martial arts? The level of tireless teaching can also continue to improve! All in all, in a word, there are many, many places where raising pigs and teaching people to practice martial arts have something in common, and I won't expand it here. ”

"a ghost, it's just a strange thing! This guy is the best! Kong Yisi secretly said in his heart, and he didn't feel a chill rushing up from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, and instantly spread all over his body.

Seeing Kong Yisi blinking, still suspicious, Yin Jiumo said again: "Principal Kong, contemptible people still think that we must not only look at the professional level of this person?" It depends on whether this person's teaching ideas can follow the trend of modern martial arts development? Contemptible people think that Dugu Yu, the head teacher of the rebirth class, is a person who can follow the development trend of modern martial arts! ”

After making such a big detour, Yin Gumo finally lifted the fig leaf and proposed the candidate he had in mind.

Yin Jiu Mo put forward this candidate on the table, in fact, there is a perverted little secret that is inconvenient to say secretly, in fact, this Dugu Yu is the only person who greeted Yin with a smile among the two teachers who rubbed Yin Jiu's shoulders on campus.

Not only that, Dugu Yu also visited Yin Jiumo in person after a large and small piece, and invited Yin Jiumo to a banquet, which made Yin Jiumo eat oil and take it softly, not only promised Dugu Yu to top Qi Hongyu's vacant vacancy, but also promised to cultivate him as a seedling of the head of the subject.

Speaking of which, some officials may ask, how good it is for Dugu Yu to be a class teacher, idle, and don't have to bear any responsibility.

People who have this view are very wrong, the head teacher said that leisure is not idle, everything in the class seems to be related to it.

But if people make progress and you want to get in on the heat, they may say it's none of your business, just stay there.

But if something happens to someone, if you want to say that it has nothing to do with you, it can't be done, it must be that your education management is not in place, the first board is hit on the problem student, and the second board may be hit on your homeroom teacher.

Alas, it's not easy to be a class teacher, the class is small, it's not big or small, you have to ask for it yourself.

After the teacher's class, he slapped his ass and left! But your homeroom teacher can't, you have to study and grasp the dynamics of the students in the class from time to time, and the small meeting class will rotate continuously.

With so much to say, what about the treatment of the head teacher?

I'm sorry, but it's a big difference with the subject teacher! Because the school takes martial arts as the main brand, the treatment of martial arts teachers is naturally generous.

……

Since Dugu Yu got the good news from Yin Jiumo, he had a nosebleed, and he was as excited as a heart booster for a while.

It's just that after the excitement, he began to worry about how to teach, but soon he forced himself to calm down, he graduated from his own pig breeding professional class, and the pig raising experience is a handful, and then pour out all the ink in the belly, I don't believe that there is no usable place, pig raising and martial arts must have similarities, it depends on whether he is good at digging and sorting.

A few days later.

In the early morning, the earth is filled with a soft milky white mist, the white mist renders everything in the campus hazy and psychedelic, and the moist flowers and plants on the playground with dew drops reveal a bit of seclusion, which seems so green.

When the first rays of sunlight shine through the mist, the campus begins to receive the sun's bath. The tall willow tree is like the outstretched arms of a sturdy youth; The dew of the flowers and plants on the playground is gradually melting, and everything in the campus is so vibrant in the sun.

The colorful morning glow contains new hope, and the warm day of wearing the school has begun.

At the moment, the pig farm in the social practice base of the school.

Dugu Yu faced the classmates of the rebirth class who were full of seriousness, and started a unique martial arts class.

"Students, today we are taking a martial arts class, martial arts is based on technical movements as the main content, with exercises and fighting as the form of movement, focusing on both internal and external cultivation of an unfathomable knowledge, it has similar similarities with a certain animal skills, so today I moved the class of martial arts to the pig farm of the social practice base of the school, do you understand why?" Dugu Yu's eyes swept over every suspicious classmate.

"I don't know, right?" Dugu Yu smiled lightly.

"However, I can tell you very responsibly and frankly here that the reason why the class was moved here is because pigs and martial arts have a lot in common. First of all, the pig has to forge the body, right? Eat, sleep, sleep, eat, nothing, arch back and forth to raise fat and fat, we practice martial arts not the same as we also have to forge the body, and nourish the strong hands and feet. Secondly, there are many routines on pigs, specifically, there are three main types of pig routines...... As long as we carefully observe and study, we can get a lot of enlightenment from our martial arts cultivation! Dugu Yu said loudly with full of anger.

However, as soon as his words came out, the audience was in an uproar.

"I'm going to it, it's so funny, it's just weird!" The students didn't realize that their eyes were hazy and they secretly said in their hearts, one by one, a chill rushed from the soles of their feet to the top of their heads, and instantly spread all over their bodies.

Seeing that everyone was blinking and suspicious, Dugu Yu said: "Okay, I'll practice my hands first, everyone will learn along, and gradually you will understand!" ”

Dugu Yu said that he pulled out a Yorkshire pig of about 5,600 catties from the pigsty, and then stood 5,6 meters opposite the pig, putting on a strong momentum, The corners of his mouth showed a strange smile from time to time, and said to the students: "Okay, now I will use the arch of the pig routine, Arch this pig down, everyone should take a good look!" ”

The real master contest often only takes a few minutes to distinguish the winner and loser, and the kind of fight that takes more than ten minutes and more than half an hour can only appear in TV and movies, because the consumption of physical strength in the fight is very fast, and if you really fight for so long, it must be mixed with more than half of the water.

No, Dugu Yu said that he would fight, I saw that his momentum suddenly struck, and he rushed straight to Yorkshire in a few leaps like a whirlwind, and used the arch of the pig routine, and arched towards Yorkshire with a crazy head.

In an instant, the fire of war on the pig farm was ablaze.

Everyone saw a frightened look in Yorkshire's eyes, Just when Dugu Yu's figure flashed like a whirring wind, as if tearing half of the air apart, and when he was about to be a pig, Yorkshire was so frightened that he dodged, and Dugu Yu pounced, Poor He didn't arch to Yorkshire, but arched the wall of the tofu slag project pigsty. Piercing through the air, as if tearing the air in half, you could hear the sound of swords flying rapidly

With a loud bang, for a while, the sand and stones were splashing and the dust was flying, and Dugu Yu also had a golden star, and his gray face was already swollen.

The classmates were confused, and they couldn't figure it out, how much Yorkshire looked like that kind of powerful perverted demon! On the other hand, although the strength of this Mr. Dugu pig routine is infinitely powerful, but the crosshairs are too bad, only the abused cups are not good, and the dead can't die anymore.

Dugu Yu took the lead but was lonely, and his momentum was scattered, and there was no trace of blood on his face, this time his face was a big loss, but he quickly calmed down: "Hahaha, mistakes, mistakes, this belongs to the category of reasonable errors, although it didn't arch the pig down, but it arched the wall down, which shows the violence of this move." Hey, it's not painful or itchy, it's so passionless. Don't be shocked or panic, I'm going to use the pig routine again, to knock this pig down, everyone can be optimistic! ”

Dugu Yu's face changed slightly, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and he looked at the back of the fleeing pig with disdain, just like an elephant looking at an ant, as if it was a dragon napping, and it was not a posture that an ant could shake!

What is this? It's purely to save face, and everyone is secretly snickering.

Next, Dugu Yu beckoned Yamada and Liu Jin to pull out a Duroc pig about 1,000 catties from the pigsty, After speaking, his eyes lit up, and he ran straight to Duroc like thunder with a strong fighting spirit, and used the energetic pig routine, The momentum that erupted at the moment of Dugu Yu's shot can be described as monstrous, and its speed is simply incomparable.

Everyone was shocked to see it for a while.

But this time the pig was still not knocked down, just a flash, and then pressed on the body of Dugu Yu, who was violently beaten, Dugu Yu only felt that his eyes were dark, and he fell to the ground, grinning in pain and wailing and twitching.

Everyone was shocked!

It can be seen that this seemingly gorgeous and beautiful pig routine can not be described as bad, it cannot be said that it is not intense, and if it is not good, the consequences are still very serious.

The pig routine looks like a good taste! Everyone immediately laughed to themselves.