Chapter 47 was hit squarely
With a conscience, Dugu Yu took over Qi Hongyu's class, or wanted to do a big career, so that people could not underestimate themselves, relying on the usual observation of pigs is meticulous, thinking that someone has invented monkey boxing, snake boxing or something, his own enthusiasm is surging, and he should be familiar with inventing a pig routine.
I don't know if people are not as good as the sky, and I don't know if the pigs don't cooperate, or if they are self-defeating, and the result is a big ocean.
Dugu Yu sighed, and couldn't help but secretly curse in his heart for being unlucky, such an oolong happened in the first martial arts class, he complained a little that he had nothing to do, what kind of pig routine he tossed, he was full!
Can't you really take a self-study course or a martial arts theory class?
The self-study course is also commonly known as the "sheep herding class", and the martial arts theory course is also known as the scripted teaching and forced indoctrination, and one or several chapters of the text are read from beginning to end, as for whether the students listen to it or not, it is none of my business, quack, anyway, I am finished reading it.
Out of this kind of bromine incident, Dugu Yu's face was a little unbearable, and what he wanted to do now was to calm things down.
However, it is not easy to calm things down.
I only heard Chang Yuchun say: "Mr. Dugu is so fierce!" Just arch so lightly, and a thick and sturdy wall collapses! also arched a nose with swollen eyes and a gray face! ”
Zhu Houzhao was not far behind, and interjected: "Yes, yes! On the surface, he is trying to overturn the pig, but in fact, he deliberately wants the pig to overwhelm him, and the pig has a close relationship with the pig, firmly locked, this move is really high, very high! ”
"Huh?" Is this boasting about yourself? Dugu Yu frowned, a little puzzled, when did these two boys become so kind-hearted? These two boys were gloating and snickering!
But after thinking about it, I felt that these two boys were really bad-hearted, and it could be seen from the gloating appearance of these two boys just now. It is estimated that this time he didn't have any good intentions to praise himself, and a teacher asked the students to mock him, which made Dugu Yu feel a little uncomfortable.
"Mr. Dugu, what is the trick of your two clever moves? Teach us! Wang Yangming said loudly.
As soon as this statement came out, many people were snickering.
Dugu Yu's brain suddenly buzzed, cold sweat flowed out, became a little embarrassed, completely speechless, looking at this situation, it is not okay not to give everyone an explanation.
Suddenly, he glared at Chang Yuchun and Wang Yangming with a big brain, and said eloquently: "These two classmates are right, the reason why the teacher did this is to let everyone appreciate the infinite changes in the pig routine!" ”
What kind of false theory is this? Chang Yuchun and Wang Yangming were almost choked by Dugu Yu's words, especially Chang Yuchun's nosebleed rushed out directly.
"Ah, what a coincidence, it's Mr. Dugu, busy here!" Suddenly, a voice came.
Dugu Yu was stunned for a moment, looked up following the voice, and saw that it was Kong Yisi.
His face suddenly turned green, damn it, why is it so decrepit! When you go out in the morning, there are crows on the branches of the big tree at the door of the bed?
He felt so wronged, arched a pig to the wall, lifted a pig and was pressed by a pig, as if he was on a ghost, what is the matter!
"Principal Kong, you are ......"
"Oh, I'll pass by here, go over there and do some trouble." Kong Yisi casually pointed to the front.
At this time, Dugu Yu had a ghost in his heart, his face was a little embarrassed, and he wished that Kong Yisi would leave early, so as to save himself from showing his ugliness, but Kong Yisi stopped.
"Mr. Dugu, what's wrong with you? It made his nose and eyes swollen and gray-headed." Kong Yisi looked at Dugu Yu in surprise.
"Oh, it was Mr. Dugu who took us through the rebirth class to take martial arts classes on this pig farm and teach pig routines! Mr. Dugu caught two pigs for demonstration, and it turned out like this." The fast-mouthed Wang Yangming said thiefly, making a grimace as he spoke.
As soon as Wang Yangming's words came out, he immediately subconsciously felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly covered his mouth.
However, her words still startled Kong Yisi.
"Pig farms? Pig routine? Swollen nose and eyes, gray head and dirty face? What an astonishing thing! A few black lines suddenly appeared on Kong Yisi's head, and his face was depressed: "Mr. Dugu, tell me what the hell is going on?" ”
At this time, Dugu Yu couldn't wait to die, what to play, is there such a way to play, he is also enthusiastic, and he has created a unique martial arts routine, so he just let Principal Kong bump into it, and planted a big heel fight, which is too unlucky, right? It's so fucking scary!
"Principal Kong, it's like this, it's all my fault, I insisted on inventing a martial arts routine, and the result was self-defeating." Dugu Yu knew that Kong Yisi was not optimistic about taking over Mr. Qi's class, so he came out with a humble attitude first.
Kong Yisi was stunned, but he was really helpless, this pig breeder called him to teach martial arts, not to drive ducks to the shelves, and the responsibility was not all on him.
"Okay, okay, that's it, let's get out of class!" Kong Yisi saw that Dugu Yu's attitude of admitting his mistake was sincere, and waved his hand impatiently, which was regarded as giving him a step down.
When Kong Yisi passed by Yin Jiumo's office, he had a black face, Yin Jiumo told him that he shouldn't, and hurriedly chased him out and asked, "Principal Kong, how can you offend you?" ”
"It doesn't matter if you offend me, what you offended is all the students of the Rebirth Class!" Kong Yisi doesn't have a good airway.
"Contemptible offended all the students of the Rebirth Class?" Yin Gumo was even more puzzled.
"Principal Kong, can you make your words clearer?"
"Okay, I'll just make it clear, look at the good things you have done on Representative Yin! Mr. Qi did a good job, but you just wanted to drive people away, but he was replaced by Dugu Yu, who didn't know how to teach martial arts at all, what was taking martial arts classes on the pig farm, teaching pig routines, and catching two pigs to demonstrate with him, but the demonstration was not successful, and he was swollen and disgraced, I think the martial arts of the classmates in the rebirth class will be destroyed in his hands sooner or later."
"Ahh Yin Gumo's mouth opened into an O-shape, enough to fit a large duck egg.
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In a meadow on the outskirts of Jinrou County, an old man with gray hair is concentrating on cultivating martial arts.
Although it is a little far away from Chengguan, the environment and air are very good, so that many people, especially those who like to practice or play, love to come to this place.
The old man beat down a few sets of martial arts punches, brushed the white beard on his chin, and looked very satisfied, although he is an idler at the moment, but practicing martial arts, strengthening his body, and one day he may be able to exert his residual heat for this desolate country, that is a good thing.
"This old man is good at boxing, I have seen a lot of old men who fight boxing, I have never seen such a good fight like you, how about it, let's have a fight?"
When the old man closed his fist, a sturdy young man in his twenties came over and exclaimed.
This young man was also practicing martial arts in a nearby place just now, and he had been observing this old man for a while, and he originally thought that this old man would move his arms, legs and feet like ordinary old people, even if it was a boxing at most, it was some fancy fists and embroidered legs, and he didn't care at all.
Later, I gradually found out that this old man was very different from the average old man after a few sets of punches, so he relied on his own martial arts cultivation to be very high, and had the idea of competing with this old man.