811, cat and mouse play Duoduo
Duoduo was no match for Iyun in a verbal fight, she snorted angrily and opened her bow again...... This time she was much smarter and no longer aimed at Yiyun's body, she knew that under the protection of the shield, it was very difficult to shoot the torso, so she turned the bow and arrow in her hand and aimed at Yiyun's right foot.
Iyun's feet were straddling the motorcycle, her right foot hanging down, and landed near the accelerator of the motorcycle, and Duoduo knew that it was very difficult to cover this place with a shield, and she fired a series of arrows, and the first arrow went straight to Iyun's right ankle.
Yi Yun was slightly shocked when he saw the arrow shooting at the foot, his right foot is the foot to step on the accelerator and brake, and he can't shrink it casually, especially for a road killer driver like him, if he moves his right foot, the consequences will be very serious, and he won't overturn, so he had to hand over the shield to his right hand, sink down, and block an arrow to the ankle.
What Duoduo wants is for him to sink the shield and come with a series of arrows, the second arrow is actually to shoot Yi Yun's face door, it turns out that the shield is at his feet, it will be more difficult to protect his head and face, Yi Yun raised the shield and raised it, blocking the arrow above, and found that the third arrow was shooting at the ankle again......
Yi Yun couldn't help but sweat profusely: Nima, are you playing table tennis and throwing the figure-eight ball? Left and right, high and low.
He sank the shield to protect his ankle, and was about to raise the shield to protect his head and face, but saw that Duoduo had already relied on his fast speed, around his left side, and the arrow light together, shooting his left ankle, this time Iyun would be in trouble, if he was not on the motorcycle, he could draw a circle to protect the left side of the shield, but he was on the motorcycle, and the shield needed to be lifted first if he wanted to turn from the right ankle to the left ankle. Crossing the body of the motorcycle and then lowering it from the left side, this series of actions, it is really troublesome and troublesome, far less convenient than on flat ground.
Fortunately, the left foot does not need to step on the accelerator or something, not the main foot, he quickly lifted up to the left foot, and a strong arrow was inserted into the motorcycle with a "porphyry", fortunately it did not hit the fuel tank, otherwise it would be over. Iyun was taken aback. The second arrow arrived. It was the brain, and Iyun turned his shield around while bowing his head to avoid the arrows.
But when he saw that Dodor had shot this arrow, he did not shoot at him again. Rather, he gave a shout. The cavalry fled at a rapid pace north. It turned out that she understood after shooting a few arrows. The bow and arrows were too dead by the shield, and it was almost impossible to shoot and injure Iyun, and it was the king to take the opportunity to escape after a flurry of arrows that made him scramble.
Iyun laughed, "Killer Demon King." You don't want to escape. He slammed on the gas pedal and chased after Dord.
Duoduo sneered, "Do you think you can outrun my wind with an iron camel?"
Yiyun Khan: "Rub, uneducated boar people, what is an iron camel?
"A motorcycle is like an iron camel!" said Dodor, "the wind is blowing." ”
As soon as she shouted, the camel was as fast as lightning, and it went out dozens of meters after brushing the ground, Yi Yun was startled, and quickly stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and shouted: "Ya, don't want to run." ”
The speed of the motorcycle was not as fast as the wind, and when he saw the camel running farther and farther, Yi Yun was in a hurry, how could he let this murderer escape? Forget it, the matter of the cat catching the mouse had to be put aside for the time being, or kill it, he set up the machine gun, and planned to beat Duoduo and the camel into meat sauce together.
At this moment, he suddenly noticed that the dark golden light on the camel's body had disappeared, and his speed had slowed down. It turns out that Wind Rush can only last for a short period of time, and it can't last for a long time, and if you look into the principle, it's similar to the enhanced spells in the game, which can only take effect for a short time.
Yi Yun understood as soon as he thought about it, if this kind of speed that could be accelerated in an instant and could shoot arrows from the enemy's three directions, if it could be maintained all the time, it would not be against the sky? It would not be a fifth-order, it would have to be a sixth-order monster! It is normal to have a time limit.
He laughed, put down the machine gun, and decided to continue cat and mouse, although it was happy to sweep the killer demon king to death with a shuttle of bullets, he also felt unhappy, and he couldn't compensate for the sins of Yangzhou for ten days, so he had to play her to death.
The motorcycle continued to chase after Dord, and without the wind rushing, the speed between the two slowly narrowed again. Yi Yun smiled and said, "Duoduo, it turns out that your kung fu is all on the back of a camel, and you will become a rookie when you get off the mount." ”
Duoduo said: "The Manchus all grew up on camels, and kung fu is naturally on camels, what's so strange about this?"
Yi Yun smiled: "Then you are miserable, you look at my repeating firearm, if I use it to shoot at the camel you straddle, what do you think will happen?"
Dodor's face changed color, and he quickly slapped the camel's ass twice, trying to make it run faster. But no matter how much the camel runs, it can't outrun the motorcycle, and the distance between the two is still ruthlessly narrowing, and Yiyun is chasing with a smile in the spirit of cat and mouse. Duoduo bit his lower lip, his heart was so depressed that he couldn't win, he couldn't win the fight, he couldn't run away, how could this be good?
Yi Yun continued to play with her and said, "Duoduo, you wash your face and let your master see it, if you are beautiful, maybe I can spare you and not kill you." ”
Duoduo was furious: "Don't talk crazy here. ”
Yi Yun said: "I think you must be very ugly, this black face is really ugly enough." ”
Duoduo said: "It wasn't your rockets that bombarded me, I am a famous beauty in Manchuria...... Cough...... I'm so ugly, you don't want to touch me. Halfway through her speech, she realized that if he knew about her beauty, she might be insulted before she was killed, so she kept silent.
She only cared about fleeing north, and Yi Yun chased after her with a smile, occasionally deliberately driving the motorcycle very close, and occasionally deliberately falling behind, anyway, she kept scaring her, Duoduo was so frightened that she was so careful that her liver puffed and jumped, and once Yi Yun was close, she opened her bow and arrows to shoot Yi Yun, but she was always blocked by the shield.
The two chased and fled, and in a blink of an eye, they passed dozens of miles, only to see a vast mist in front of them, and a big lake actually appeared in the way.
Duoduo was secretly shocked in his heart: Kuya, why is there a big lake in the middle of the desert?
It turns out that she is not familiar with the topography of the big Meng country, in the north of Yangzhou, there is a famous big lake, called Gaoyou Lake, also called Zhu Lake, Biwa Lake, is the third largest lake in Jiangsu Province, the total area of water is 780 square kilometers, this is a well-known scenic spot in Yangzhou, but Duoduo this foreign invader does not know.
She ran wildly all the way, and actually fell into a dead place, with no way forward, how can it be good?
Yi Yun laughed and said, "Murder Demon King Duoduo, you can't escape now, come over and let me catch you, bury you in the ground and eat your brain." ”
Duoduo was frightened by this sentence, she looked at the big lake in front of her, and then at Yiyun who was chasing behind, and thought: Death is determined today, it is better to be drowned in the water than to be eaten by someone, it's just that.
She rode to the edge of the lake, threw herself out of the camel's back, and fell into the lake with a pop. The Northern Tartar did not know the nature of water, and Duoduo could not swim, and as soon as she fell into the water, she immediately drank two sips of water, although she had the desire to die, but when this thing entered the water, she would instinctively struggle, so she fluttered on the water, pounced twice, drank two more sips of water, and then began to sink downward.
In a dazed state, Duoduo drank several sips of water, and then heard Yi Yun's voice say, "Oh, I actually committed suicide by jumping into the lake, how can I let you die so cheaply?" and then heard the sound of Yi Yun jumping into the water, as if someone was swimming towards him. Duoduo hurriedly danced and struggled desperately, but Yi Yun knew that in order to save the person who fell into the water, he must first protect himself, otherwise the two would drown together, so he punched the back of Duoduo's neck, and Duoduo's eyes were dark, and he didn't know anything.
Yi Yun dragged Duoduo back to the shore, thinking about how to kill this killer demon king, but she didn't expect to take a closer look after dragging it to the shore, the lake washed away the mud and dust on her face, revealing a beautiful face, she was really a big beauty. And this beauty has a wild smell, which looks unique.
Yi Yun had a urinary seizure and thought: It's over, beauty! Beauty can't be killed, what's the swelling to do?
Yi Yun is not a "Wei Guangzheng" nor a righteous good young man, not the kind of righteous good boy who is full of incomparable persistence, as long as he is an enemy, regardless of men, women and children, he will kill them all, on the contrary, he is an extremely undisciplined, selfish otaku, when his own habits conflict with justice, he will choose to give up justice and respect himself. Murder Demon King or something, although it must be used as a reference, but this enemy is first a beauty, and then the Killer Demon King and Man Tartar!
It's impossible to kill anything, so let's think of a way to spoof her.
Yi Yun turned his bad thoughts for a while, remembering the incident of feeding the country girl Yuchai Hideyoshi to take cathartic medicine, and he was proud in his heart, if these guys who invaded the Celestial Empire were men or ugly women, they would be killed if they were killed, since they were beauties, they might as well spoof it, and then adopting them as pets was the king.
He turned his hand at his shield and turned it into a shovel, then picked it up and dug a hole in the ground. It was not easy to dig a hole in the desert ground, and if you dug the sand on both sides, it would slide over and fill it, so Yi Yun retreated to the reeds by the lake and dug a hole in the silt by the lake, which was much easier to dig.
He dug a man-deep pit, put Dordor into it, leaving only his head exposed, and then filled the pit with mud and sand, and trampled it to death...... As a result, Dodor couldn't move his whole body, except for his head on the ground, which looked very strange.
Yi Yun laughed, turned the shovel back into a shield and put it on his back, then got some cold water from the lake and sprinkled it on Duoduo's face.
Yi Yun laughed and said: "You are not dead, this is still by Gaoyou Lake, besides, my taste is very tricky, I never eat the brains of the dead, only the living." ”
When Duoduo heard this, his face immediately changed. (To be continued.) )