812. Eat your brain flower

Dordor tried to move her body, but found herself buried in the ground, with only her head exposed, and she couldn't move a finger because of the solid filling of the earth, so she said in horror, "You...... What are you doing burying me in the ground?"

Yi Yun smiled: "Knowingly, didn't I just say it? After burying you, dig a hole in your heavenly spirit cover, and then pour boiling water into it, and when the brain flower is cooked, you can eat it." ”

Duoduo's face changed drastically, she is not a timid person, in fact, the living environment of the Manchu Tartars is worse than that of the Han people, and she is still in a state of barbarism and uncivilized, so she also suffered a lot when she was a child, and often dealt with fierce beasts and natural disasters, and she is very courageous, but if you are a person who has the courage to go to the sky, I can't help but be pale with fright when I hear that others want to eat their brains alive.

I saw that Yi Yun turned the shield into an iron pot again, brought a pot of water from Gaoyou Lake, and set it up by the lake to boil water.

While boiling water, Iyun stared at Duoduo's head and smiled.

A flash of despair flashed on Duoduo's beautiful face, but she was still unwilling to give up, and said bitterly: "You Dameng people always say that we are Manchurian savages, but I think you are savages, and even we Manchurians can't do such a thing as eating human brains alive." ”

Yi Yun smiled: "Who told you to order the slaughter of Yangzhou? Yangzhou died 800,000 people because of this, if I don't retaliate against you, how can I be worthy of thousands of people in the Great Meng Country?"

"Uh......h They haven't had time to kill ...... yet," Dordor brought the subject up again: "You can't condemn me for what I didn't do. ”

Yi Yun snorted, "Killer Demon King, if I didn't come." You're going to kill it. ”

"But you're here. Duoduo cried, "Obviously, I didn't succeed in killing, you can't use this as a reason to deal with me." ”

Yi Yun originally wanted to say, "You will succeed in killing in the other world." But when he thought about it, no, the Duoduo in the other world is a man, and the Duoduo in this world is a woman, and it seems a bit unreasonable to insist that they are the same person.

Yi Yun snorted: "Forget it, it doesn't matter if you kill it or not, anyway, I don't think you like it, so I have to eat your brain." ”

"Can you not eat me?" Dordor's tears flowed, "Many people died on the battlefield. You can find a few people who have not broken their heads to eat. ”

Yi Yun shook his head and said, "As soon as the person dies." The brain flower will become sour, and it will not taste good, so I like to eat living people. ”

Duoduo was miserable.

After a while, the pot of boiling water made a gurgling sound. It turned out that the water was boiling. Eyun stretched out his hand. The cauldron turned into a kettle again, and he directly filled the boiling water in it to keep it warm, and Iyun sat next to Duoduo's head with the kettle. Look at her with eyes.

Duoduo was stunned and said in a trembling voice, "Don't ...... Please give me a good ......."

"Oh, you're a little wild cat, the fierce kind, why are you so weak all of a sudden? I don't like it!" Yi Yun held a kettle in his left hand and put his right hand on Duoduo's head, touching her flamboyant curls, only to feel that her hair was like those overheated girls in later generations.

The girl with long straight black hair is certainly long-haired, but the girl with curly hair is not bad, compared to the long straight black, the curly hair carries a more lively flavor, making the hair feel rich and strong, in general, the girl with curly hair will give people a more vigorous vitality, more intimate taste.

In fact, Iwan likes to play with girls' hair very much, when she was in high school. There was a girl with long hair sitting in front of him, and Yi Yun would occasionally reach out and stroke this girl's long hair, but this girl obviously didn't like him, and every time he touched his hair, he would scold him, and he would take his hair forward, which made Yi Yun very regretful.

Yi Yun touched her hair a few times, her heart was secretly refreshed, but her mouth said: "This hair is too much of a hindrance, shave it all to make it easier to dig out the skull." ”

"Please," said Dordor, "Please, kill me with one sword...... Otherwise, take a sledgehammer and smash my head, and don't eat me. "If a man usually caresses a woman's hair like this, the woman will either scold the hooligan or enjoy it very much, but at this time Duoduo is not in the mood to feel the smell of the man's hand on his head, and only feels a creepy shrug.

Yi Yun didn't answer her words, and continued to play with her hair, and after having fun, he took out a pitch-black dagger from his arms and gestured at her head: "Well, how am I going to dig up the skull?

"Don't dig holes......" Dodor exclaimed.

Yi Yun said: "How can you eat brain flowers without digging holes?"

Duoduo cried, "Don't eat it!"

Yi Yun snorted, "Nonsense. With a slight movement of the dagger in his hand, it had already touched Duoduo's scalp, only to hear Duoduo scream, and he fainted directly.

"Cut, as a murderous demon king, but you have such little guts?" Yi Yun was not happy, seeing that Duoduo fainted, he played with his heart and turned his long sword into a very small electric fan, moved the magic car over to provide electricity, and then set up the fan, and used this small fan to face Duoduo's head from behind. He went to the lake again and fetched some cold water and smeared it on Duoduo's head.

After a while, Duoduo woke up quietly, only to feel a cool place above his head, and felt a cool breeze blowing through his head. In fact, when she turned her head, she could see that it was a fan blowing at her, but she was buried all over her body and couldn't turn her head, just as the lake breeze was blowing, and the top of her head was cool. I was shocked and asked, "Why, my head is so cold......

Yi Yun smiled: "The skull has been dug out, and the brain flower is exposed to the air, can it not be cold? Don't worry, it won't be cold soon, I pour boiling water into it, and you will feel very hot." ”

When Duoduo heard this, his face immediately turned to ashes, and he thought to himself: It's over, the skull has been dug out, and it's really over. Even if he doesn't eat me, how can I see people without a skull?

Yi Yun said: "You're thinking, you can't see people without a skull, right?"

Again Duoduo's tears flowed down his eyes, crying, "How do you know?"

Yi Yun said: "What people are thinking, a row of words will be displayed on the brain, and you can only see it when you dig out the skull." ”

Dodor didn't know if what he said was true or not, but he thought to himself: he knows what I'm thinking, it seems that the brain flower can really show words.

Yi Yun said: "Now no matter what you think, it will be shown on the brain, so you can't fool me anymore, let me ask you a few questions." ”

"You scoundrel, I won't answer whatever you ask," said Dord. ”

Yi Yun said: "What tactics are the Manchus planning to use to deal with the Great Meng Kingdom?"

Duoduo kept his mouth shut and thought to himself: Our army was divided into pieces and divided into 100 troops to cross the river to fight, so I won't tell you.

Yi Yun smiled and said, "Ha, your brain is now on it, I'll take a look...... Well, it turns out that the Qing army is going to be divided into a hundred small troops to cross the river to fight, tsk, although I don't understand, but it looks so powerful. ”

Duoduo was shocked: "You...... You...... Did you really see it on the brain?"

Yi Yun smiled: "The mouth can deceive people, the brain flower can't deceive people, no matter what you think, you can't deceive me." ”

Duoduo was terrified, and felt like he had stripped naked and looked like he was being seen, and he was very uncomfortable.

Yi Yun laughed and said: "You can't hide it from me anyway, you might as well be a bachelor, you answer whatever I ask, don't pretend to be forced, it's all good for us, right?"

Dordo did not answer, and thought to himself: Indeed, since what is in the heart will be shown in the brain, it is useless for me to lie.

Yi Yun said: "You are thinking in your heart, you can't fool people anyway, and it's useless to speak." ”

Duoduo was taken aback again, she didn't know that Yi Yun was talking nonsense completely according to the way of thinking of ordinary people, and ordinary people would think like this in this situation, and there was nothing that she couldn't guess.

Yi Yun raised the kettle and made a gesture to pour boiling water on top of her head: "I'm going to pour boiling water, if you don't want to die, just say a condition that I can accept." ”

Duoduo actually had a condition to say for a long time, but he was embarrassed to say it because of his face and reserve, and he thought at this time: Anyway, he can see everything in his head, and I can't hide it, so let's be single. She hurriedly said, "Don't pour boiling water...... I...... I am willing to be your woman and serve you, and you don't eat me. ”

"Scared?" Yi Yun Khan, he thought he could force some information about the Manchu Qing Dynasty to come out, but he didn't expect Duoduo to suddenly say this, which really scared him a lot. Then I thought about it again, oh, Manchu women are famous for not having discipline, how can I forget about this matter, let's take the famous Queen Xiaozhuang as an example, in order to recruit Hong Chengchou, Queen Xiaozhuang and Hong Chengchou Hu Tianhu once. Later, after the death of Huang Taiji, in order to keep the throne of Shunzhi, Xiaozhuang rolled the sheets with Dolgon. Even the queen is like this, of course, other women don't have to talk about three chastity and nine spirits.

Seeing Yi Yun's strange face, Duoduo shouted again: "Don't eat me, I'm willing to do anything." ”

"Cut!" Yi Yun's naughty heart rose again, and he smiled: "If I dig you out, I'm afraid you will kill yourself if you move, if you don't dig you out, you will only have one head exposed on the ground, even if you are willing to do anything, what can you do?"

Duoduo's face turned red all of a sudden, obviously thinking of something embarrassing in her heart, but she couldn't hide it from others anyway, so she whispered, "With your head on the ground, I can serve you...... ...... with your mouth That ......"

Yiyun Khan, thinking about that picture, doing that kind of thing to a woman's head on the ground, it's so scary, no matter how you think about it, you don't feel glamorous, you only feel terrifying, and it's too undisciplined, forget it, there is still a limit to being a man.

He crooked his mouth and said, "Forget it, for the sake of you even having this kind of thought, I think I will spare your life and stop eating you." (To be continued.) )