The third master said every time that if you are not arrogant enough and go down the mountain, sooner or later you will still be bullied and lose his face.

The fourth master even said that if you are not shameless enough, not romantic enough, and die to save face, then you will go down the mountain, no matter how beautiful a woman you are, you can't get it, how can I let you make up for the regrets of my youth? .

And the master, wearing a golden mask all day long, is always cold, as if he has no feelings! In order to train you, he does not hesitate to do anything cruel. A year ago, four people came together, and a year later, there was only Chenjue left, and the other three, during training, were trained to death by the master! Chenjue's body is still scarred. Therefore, the master master is a master training machine with no feelings.

Are you ready? "The fourth master of Chenjue asked, today is the day to assess the subject of 'shameless and shameless', I hope you will come out at a level that satisfies me, with your current results, you have never passed, I am afraid that you will not be able to go down the mountain for ten years. Okay, I'm going to start the exam!

"Fourth Master, please speak! Chenjue was terrified, and he didn't know if the fourth master would come up with a difficult question.

"Question one, if you see a very beautiful woman on the road! What mental activity will you have? The fourth master asked.

Chenjue replied, "I would think to myself, wow, what a beautiful girl! , her boyfriend is so happy!

"Okay, zero marks for this question!" The fourth master said.

"Why?" Dust Jue asked puzzled.

"Want to know the right answer? Well, I'll tell you!

The fourth master stroked his beard and said: "You should think like this, 'What a beautiful girl, I don't know if it's still a little girl', if it's still a little girl, I have to find a way to help her."

Chenjue was frightened for a while, and an old man said such a silver word, which made him embarrassed to tell others, I know him.

"Do you know what you did wrong now?" The fourth master taught! A teacher's tone.

"Got it! Chenjue lowered his head and answered.

"Well, now for the second question! Listen up!

"Question 2! Or in that scene just now, when you see that beautiful woman, what will you do? The fourth master asked.

Chenjue replied, "I'll go up and say hello to her!"

"How do you say hello? To be specific?

"I'll go up up and say, hey! , Hello, my name is Chenjue, and I want to get to know you!

"This question has zero marks!

"Why? "Chenjue said depressedly.

"The correct answer is: you should go up and kiss her on the face quickly and say, 'My little darling, you have a mosquito on your face.'"

Chenjue asked curiously, "What does having a mosquito have to do with kissing her?" ”

"It doesn't matter! There are mosquitoes on the face, and as soon as you kiss them, you will drive the mosquitoes away!

"Isn't this a scoundrel, what if he slaps me?

"Then you say, 'Thank you for helping me fight mosquitoes!'"

Chenjue was embarrassed for a while! That's okay, but the fourth master's answer is really shameless.

"Now that you've scored zero points on two questions in a row, the third question, please listen to the question! If you have a girlfriend, one day, you go to your girlfriend's house and suddenly find that your girlfriend's mother is very beautiful, and your girlfriend has no father, what kind of mental activity will you have?