Chapter 3 Chenjue was so miserable to be abused
Chen Jue thought to himself, this question must not be wrong, Chen Jue thought for a while and said: "I will think, it's so pitiful, raising a child alone, must have suffered a lot, and the pressure must be very great!" I must treat her daughter well in the future, and I must also honor her well!
"Zero points!" The fourth master said without thinking about it.
"Why?"
"Why? Do you think so? ”
"So what should I think?"
"You should think: 'How pitiful, a man who has been widowed for so long, somewhere, must be empty, very needed!' Thank you for giving birth to a beautiful daughter for me, and I have to make it up to you in order to repay you.
"Isn't that a great rebellion?
"Smack!" Chenjue was slapped by the fourth master.
"I just taught you in the last class and forgot it? What do people live in the world for? Repeat it! The fourth master said angrily.
Chenjue said aggrievedly: "People live in the world to pick up girls, to make beauties, and the number of beauties they get is the only criterion for reflecting the value of life!"
"Well, I'm glad you remember, otherwise I'd have killed you!" The fourth master nodded with satisfaction.
"Continue to the fourth question! What would you do if there was a beautiful woman in front of you who was seducing you and desperately lifting her skirt? ”
"I must get this question right! I don't believe I'm wrong! Chenjue replied, "I immediately pounced on her and fell on her!"
"Zero!
"Ah, she also has zero points?" Chenjue asked depressedly, it was too unreasonable.
"You won't do it so simple, it's a shame to be your master, the correct answer is, you should observe first, see if she is a little girl, see how many points she scores, I just taught you in the first few classes, why can't you learn and use it, recite the content of my lesson!"
Chenjue recited depressedly: "Before seeing a beautiful woman, you must be calm and composed. First, observe her words and deeds, judge her private life, and secondly, knock on the side and ask her about her emotional experience, especially whether she is a little girl. If not, there can be two correct ways, the first is to judge whether it is extenuating, for example, pretty, and the second is to give up! Rather lack than excess! ”
"Now you know what went wrong! Alas, children cannot be taught! Adou who can't help him! ”
"Question 5! Listen to the topic! If you like a beautiful woman, but, that beautiful woman says that she doesn't like you, how should you tell her? ”
Chenjue thought for a moment and replied, "Then I will say, I will not give up!" I will always wait for you! ”
"Zero points!"
"Ah, another zero! Should I give up? ”
"It's not bad if I didn't give you a negative score, think about it, what did I teach you in the first section?
Chen Jue really forgot, thought about it carefully, was remembered by him, and said: "In this world, everything I like, he is mine, including women!" Whatever woman I like, she is my woman, no matter whether she has a boyfriend or not, whether she has a husband or not, whether her family agrees or not, whether she likes herself or not!
"You know what's wrong, is the question just now a change of soup or not a change of medicine? I can't do such a simple quiz question, it's really a pig brain! The fourth master scolded Chenjue.
"Alas!" Chenjue kept sighing, what a hell of a difficulty, don't be abused by the four masters, if there is a strong person in front of him, Chenjue will not hesitate to go up and fight three hundred.