Chapter 64: Can I Be Your Dog?
…… It was surprisingly professional.
I looked at the sample sent to me by this secondary 2 patient named Ikeshita Yuchen in my notebook, it seemed to be a well-known Hokkaido jazz band, both the storyboard treatment of the MV and the choice of scenes were perfect, and the band even put this MV at the top of their band's official Blue Bird account.
"Hey...... You didn't pick a random video to fool me, did you?"
"How is that possible? This video is my proud work~ Editing videos is just my side job, my real profession is a tuner!"
Chi Xia Yuchen sat next to me and kept stirring the milk tea in the cup with a straw, and when he heard that I didn't seem to believe that he did it at all, he immediately fried his hair:
"But for the sake of you that you seem to like this MV, thank you."
"Hey...... You two, speak quietly."
Xingge senior sat at the bar and typed irritably on the computer:
"Really, why do you still have so many things to do during the New Year——!
I glanced at the store, and it seemed that there was no one except me and Chi Yuchen, right? Even Sister PA, who has been accompanying Xingge's predecessors, didn't come.
"Isn't it open today, senior?"
"Don't you see the sign I'm hanging outside......
Hey? It's weird, I didn't seem to see anything when I came down here......
Xingge senior looked at me like a fool, and took away Zimeow in my arms, and gently stroked it with his eyes:
"I let you in, and the stars have already been closed for business...... Speaking of which, why did you bring such a fat orange cat over today?"
"Oh, Azusa Meow. I went to the pet store with Xiao Wei yesterday to buy it, anyway, this guy went home and either ate or sleeped, no matter how he tossed it, it didn't respond, so he simply brought it over."
To be honest, I kind of regret buying a cat...... Now the house is full of cat hair, and this guy also likes to run to sleep in the bed of sunny days and Xiao Worry...... It's not envy! It's just that...... How many times do you come to sleep with me, why don't you just run to sleep with them...... It's so warm to hold, so it's more comfortable to sleep with it.
Oh, forgot to mention, this guy is a female cat. I'm too lazy not to move and don't have to worry about running out to play impart with other wild cats during the estrus period, but for the sake of insurance, let's take her to be neutered for a while.
"Woohehe...... It's so good~"
Looking at Xingge's predecessor with a happy look on his face, maybe being lazy to the extreme is also a kind of cat cuteness?
"Why don't you try to get a cat too? You're going to stay in the store all year round, anyway."
「…… It's too noisy in the store, and it's not good for the cat to run to the stage."
The senior Xingge who heard my suggestion was obviously moved, but after thinking about it for a while, he still gave up hesitantly.
"Total ...... I always feel like I don't have a sense of existence."
"Huh......? Who are you?"
"Is there really no sense of existence at all?! Obviously, I'm here with Kawakami-san!"
Chi Xia Yuchen, who was hit by the puzzled gaze of Xingge's seniors, turned gray, squatting on the ground and drawing circles.
"Yu Saku...... Your friend?"
"I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense......
"Oh, that's the idlers, right? Then please get out......
Seeing Xingge's seniors make it look like they were really going to drive people away, Chi Xia Yuchen immediately stood up, and said with panicked eyes:
"W-That's not right...... Kawakami-san, you're trying to frame me, aren't you? I'm really here to help finish the band's music video!"
"Oh! Good guy who came to edit the MV for the band for free——! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you~"
The attitude of Xingge's predecessor immediately reversed one hundred and eighty degrees the moment he heard the end of the band, and he warmly shook his hand:
"Say it earlier, come on, come on, sit down~"
"Huh? Oooh...... Thank you......"
Chi Xia Yuchen, who was frightened by the sudden reversal of the attitude of Xingge's senior, sat back in a daze, and then shouted loudly as if he had just woken up from a dream:
「…… That's not right! When did I say it's free to edit!"
"Wasn't it free?"
"Why do you think so...... Anyway, I can't be in vain—"
"I'm here, the store manager~ Ah, Xiao Yuzuo is also there, who is this little brother?"
The door of the stars was suddenly opened, and Sister PA put away the sun umbrella to cover the snow and walked over with a smile on her face.
"Ah...... Abba Abba Abba ......"
Ikeshita Yuchen, who was originally saying that even if he starved to death, he wouldn't be able to do a day job if he jumped off the Tokyo Tower, suddenly got stuck, and just stared blankly at Sister PA's mouth with some words of unknown meaning.
"It's coming."
Xingge senior, who was sitting on the chair with his hands free and patronizing the cat, just glanced up at Sister PA, and then continued to happily masturbate Zimeow.
"Good afternoon, Sister PA, is he? He's ......."
"Store manager! I changed my mind! I'm willing to take a break to end the band until I die! Please use me to your heart's content!!"
Before I could finish speaking, Chi Xia Yuchen was like a different person, and he kept bowing ninety degrees to the store manager excitedly.
"Suddenly, suddenly, what's going on??"
"You, you, you, hello!! Wowowowowo is a pond and it rains, it rains, it rains—"
Chi Yuchen's face flushed, and his hands trembled as he handed out his business card to Sister PA from his pocket:
"Although、Although there is something sudden...... Can Wowo Wo Wo be your dog, Miss PA!"
???
I was so shocked that I couldn't understand .jpg
「…… Can I understand that you are sexually harassing me?"
Sister PA, who had recovered from the shock, squinted her eyes and said with a slow smile.
It's over...... Sister PA's back has condensed into a murderous aura that even I can see with the naked eye! Ikeshita! Are you awake now?
"Miss PA! I fell in love with you from the first time I saw you! Can you be my girlfriend!!"
Did you fall in love at first sight? Are you sure it's not a sight?!
「…… Xiao Yuzuo, is this your friend?"
"No, no, no, no!! I have nothing to do with him!!
If I had said he was my friend, I would have been killed by Sister PA!!
"Can I do Sister PA a favor?"
"Of course!"
"Then please invite this little brother out~ It's time for the store to rest~"
I nodded frantically and got up, put up Chi Yuchen's arms, and tried to drag him out of the ground on one knee.
"Kawakami-san, don't stop me—I finally found true love—"
"Don't move...... If you continue to make such a fuss, don't talk about it in the future, I can pronounce your death sentence now!"
I lowered my head and whispered viciously in his ear, which made him stop struggling, and I honestly dragged him out of the stars.
"Kawakami-san...... It's been a lifetime of luck to meet you......
I dragged him to the snow outside the door and put him away, and he lay in the snow and stretched out his palm to the sky, and said to me blankly.
「…… I'd rather never want to see you for the rest of my life."
I also lay down on the snow with him and watched the snowflakes fall slowly...... It's just just tiring.