Chapter 65: I confessed to her, not to her boyfriend
"Now, Kawakami-san."
A carp sat up from the snow on a rainy morning and smiled at me:
"How did you get involved in SICK HACK? It stands to reason that such well-known bands usually recruit more popular veteran musicians, and the SICK HACK band has not changed or added new members since its establishment...... So can you tell me how you did it?"
"I don't think there's any need for me to answer your question."
I slowly stood up on my knees and patted the snow behind me with my hands.
"Don't be like this~ We've become best friends in the same pair of pants, haven't we?"
"Who are your best friends? We've only known each other for less than two days, okay?!"
I slapped the pork knuckle he was on my shoulder in disgust:
"Besides, you were still in heat with Sister PA just now...... I'll admit you're brave, but even brave is a sexual harassment pervert at best."
"Is sexual harassment perverted...... It's a little hard to accept, but once I accept it, I feel like it's quite suitable for me......
Oh no, this guy...... Could it really be a critically ill patient who sneaked out of some psychiatric hospital?
"I'm too lazy to tell you, but are you really sure you want to work for free?"
"Of course! Puff, cough, cough—"
Chi Xia Yuchen slapped his chest twice, and even smashed himself too hard and coughed several times:
"-If this can reset Miss PA's favorability back to zero, it's worth cutting a music video for mere mere one!"
It turns out that you also know that her behavior just now has made her favor with you drop a lot......
As if to see my disdain, Ikeshita pretended to shake his finger mysteriously:
"Kawakami-san doesn't have much experience in love. In fact, there are many girls who belong to the passive side, and some people's personalities are still the kind of "can't refuse" that is particularly easy to tackle! Even if it is a stranger who meets for the first time, if he puts on a look of love at first sight and says to her affectionately: "Beautiful girl, I have been in love with you for a long time, can you have a relationship with me?" "Maybe you can get a girlfriend by accident!"
"I think you're playing too much of a galgame...... How can it be so easy to encounter this type in reality, I feel that there is a high probability that I will either be slapped or called a pervert."
"Hey, what's this? Aren't you just slapped and called perverted?"
Chixia, who made a look of hating iron but not steel, shook his head and sighed:
"Take a long-term view...... Some girls are just startled, and there's a good chance she'll remember you after doing that. When the time comes, investigate her more, such as the food she likes, what hobbies she has, where she lives, cater to her interests, and then stalk her every day...... There's a good chance you'll be reluctant to say, "Then let's give it a try...... "Look, it's simple, right?" Besides......
Chixia suddenly showed a very obscene expression, and he smiled:
"If you really meet that kind of "can't refuse" beautiful girl, then you will earn it! And it's not easy to break up with a girl like that!"
Hiss...... He seems to have some point...... Wrong! Why is this force so skilled!
「…… All of your experiences have been put into practice?"
"Of course—"
Ikeshita took a deep breath, clasped his hands around his chest and said solemnly:
"Isn't it? These are the experiences I have summed up after playing galgame for almost ten years! It's reliable!"
Yes, you shouldn't have expectations for this secondary disease.
"Don't show such a disappointed expression, Kawakami-san~"
Ikeshita put his arm around my shoulders, turned his head to look at the door of the "Stars" that was still tightly closed, and then whispered to me:
"I'm going to use my ten years of skills to defeat Miss PA, so just wait to see Master LOVE's performance!"
"Ah...... Yes, yes, I'm looking forward to your performance."
Having already stamped this guy with a "completely unreliable" stamp, I waved my hand perfunctorily:
"But speaking of which, how do you know that Sister PA doesn't have a boyfriend?"
"Huh? I don't want to."
"And you still confessed to her?"
"It doesn't matter...... I want to confess to Miss PA, not to her boyfriend."
???
I don't know what to do, is this the long-lost sophistry of legend?
"Anyway, you still have a long way to go, Kawakami-san, the uncontrollable virgin power in your body is on the verge of collapse, right?"
Ikeshita patted me on the shoulder heavily, revealing an expression that I am optimistic about you:
"If you want to fight for your own happiness, maybe one day it will slip through your fingers?"
"What kind of thing is the power of a virgin......
It's the first time I've felt so tired talking to someone.,It's clear that he's a love novice who can only play galgame.,And he has to teach people to fall in love...... Have you already engraved the two-dimensional pure beautiful girl character in your mind and immersed yourself in it......? It's pathetic.
Ah, I always feel that I am not qualified to say that he is, so it is better to simply change the last sentence to "I am so pitiful".
"Let's put the topic of love on hold for the time being."
Seeing that there was no scene of opening the door and worrying about coming out like the galgame heroine, let us enter the house to warm up, Ikexia simply sat on the steps and chewed gum:
"I can start working whenever I want, but I haven't seen the tune or the end of the band yet...... Come on?"
"Thanks."
I took his gum and sat next to him:
"I heard that Yamada-senpai has been in a bit of a bad state lately, and she hasn't been able to do a good score, so it may be about a month. Anyway, the demo review of the festival can be submitted by April, so it should be in time."
"Composition? I'm good at this! Do you need my help?"
「…… Aren't you a tuner?"
"Stupid! A tuner who can't compose music is not a good editor, is he!"
"What are you doing here......
I bled my cheeks and pondered the feasibility of this plan...... If you think about it according to Yamada-senpai's character, it's very likely that she will be rejected.,After all, I once seemed to hear Hongxia say that Yamada-senpai chose to leave because of the big gap with the former band.,It's estimated that there is some reason for it.。
But...... Is there a tuning editor who can compose and arrange music? This guy is really an all-rounder......
"Forget it, people like you used to make trouble for them."
Considering this guy's uncertainty, I'd better give up my plan to help Yamada-senpai now, and ask her what difficulties she has when I have a chance later.