Chapter 44: Is This How You Welcome Me Home!
"Meow(*#&(@#@()))"
The cat scolded angrily as she hammered the ground with her tail.
Damn it!
So why did he decide that his greatest merit was to play himself to the point of blood?!
Constitution 200?!
HP2333??
Even the growth of strength is higher than that of agility!
Didn't he just do a lot of big things with his tail?!
He's a cat!
Cats!
Fortunately, he saw that he had an extra practical [Universal Stone], otherwise he would have been so angry that he blew up Xiao Hei No. 4 directly.
Although but ......
There are many slots, but the harvest is definitely full.
No wonder the housekeeper repeatedly emphasized the importance of the top ten levels to him, presumably he was able to stand out from hundreds of millions of people back then, probably by virtue of his efforts far beyond ordinary people when he was in the top ten levels.
And this information has not been widely disclosed in the alliance so far, and there is not even a word in the textbooks, and a few sentences have only been hastily proposed in various literatures that they should train and tap their own potential when they first awaken.
The strong are silent? Information monopoly?
The cat thought, very likely.
After all, after more than 30 years, the original group of strong people must have had the first batch of offspring, and even the second generation of those who could produce it, so it is impossible for them not to practice it......
It seems that the world is still waiting to be liberated by the great Demon King!
A great era that celebrates the Demon King Cat and the Brave Witch, Meow Hiahiahia!
ヾ(✿゚▽゚)ノ
The thoughts flew to this point, and the cat could only hope that when Miss Witch brushed the No. 3 β Warcraft at home, the stinky old man could stop it.
However, Miss Witch's experience bar doesn't seem to be too short, so as long as she doesn't try too hard, it should be no problem!
=w=
The cat thought about it for a while, and then put down his mind and didn't care about it anymore.
said that it was to collect the body of the horror, but in fact, it was to take away the ashes that he burned out.
When the lid of the ashes is pressed and the ashes are received in the shadow, I always feel that these strange things will be used in the future.
Even if you really don't need it, you can consider taking it to a very Xing workshop and making it into a sparkling artificial diamond ring and giving it to Miss Witch.
It may also have the effect of warding off evil spirits.
......?
In that case, wouldn't it be more valuable to make a ring from my corpse......?
Thinking like this, the cat suddenly turned its head to look at Xiao Hei No. 4, who was unknown and had already been proposed by him to the spiritual chat group.
Xiao Hei No. 4, who was stealing and eating private barbecue, was caught by the cat unsuspectingly.
(ฅↀωↀฅ)
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Looking at the little black No. 4 who fell to the ground with a sharp lift of his hands and the dried fish, the cat gave up Fang Cai's bold and novel idea full of creativity and artistry.
Xiao Hei No. 4 is too spring insect, bring it to affect the intelligence of Miss Witch, who to reason with.
Sure enough, let's think about it, cut a tail and then cut off the limb and regenerate after the pain is shielded, right?
But wouldn't this gift be too bloody?
The cat thought that there would still be a chance to test Miss Witch's understanding of art.
All in all, cats with an absolute collector's fetish will not let go of any of the trophies they have brought down.
Even if it is something of no value, he will make up an absolutely reasonable reason and collect it.
Probably, he probably shouldn't have been reincarnated as a cat, but as a hamster.
After the Guardian disappeared, there was nothing thrilling about the process of pushing the door, and even the good job of having a Guardian behind the door that the cat was expecting did not appear.
All he could say was that this dungeon wasn't very dungeon.
Just imagine, the group went through a lot of hardships, finally killed the terrifying demon species, and pushed open this door with hope, only to see a bloody mouth on the other side of the door.
Boom.
Sure enough, cats are still very demonic.
I've got to find a way to get Miss Witch to praise me for my wickedness.
Thinking of the Witch Lady who was surprised by her great creation, the cat who didn't see a good life decided to go to the whole rotten life herself.
Out of concern for the safety of her own territory, the cat is ready to pinch a few guardians and guard the passage for herself on the front and back of the door.
The Demon Guardian is too ugly and vicious, and if he is allowed to come back to life, it will not be conducive to his future purpose of wanting to travel through the various passages.
And that ugly thing, sure enough, is still dead! Don't come back to life! What if Miss Witch comes to the back garden and sees that thing in the future......
Yo Xi, Pikachu Assistant Dungeon Priority Quest 2: After leveling up, hunt down all the Passage Guardians!
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After a brief walk around the dungeon, Maomao discovered that Dungeon F2334 was not even considered a 'good' resource except for new breeds of Warcraft.
It is true that there is an endless stream of adventurers there, and basically every few hundred meters can meet a team of people, so that the cats in the stealth state sometimes have to add a 'flight' to climb into the sky.
But when the cat looked at them with a smile on their faces and holding the crystals and full packages, the cat wondered if there was something wrong with his rating of good things.
Next time, let's wait and see when Miss Witch explores the dungeon.
Because of the lack of knowledge, it was discovered that even if the cat came to the lowest level, there was no way to occupy the territory like in the B56 dungeon, and the cat's enthusiasm for exploration came to an abrupt end.
Is it because the boss doesn't refresh? Or is it because he's not human? Or maybe the dungeons that have been raided have different looting mechanics?
The cat wasn't going to explore now, and he thought it might be the safest option for the Pikachus to hand it over.
After all, at that time, the news from the Eastern Alliance will definitely be that a group of yellow monsters have seized control of Dungeon F2334, not a small black cat.
What yellow electric rats, what demon army has, and what does it have to do with his cute little black cat?
The abrupt termination of Day 2's mission allows the cats to go collect loot in advance.
So, he sent Little Black No. 3 Cat Head to collect intelligence, Little Black No. 5 freely spread cat viruses, and the Pikachus went home to farm and moved freely on their own.
喵ฅ ́ω'ฅ喵ฅ ́ω'ฅ喵ฅ ́ω'ฅ
The current cats are watching a group of 'rookie squads' who have just entered the dungeon.
Their configuration...... The cat didn't look closely, because Miss Witch didn't have friends, and neither did the cat.
Both he and Miss Witch have secrets that are not enough for outsiders, and it is impossible for them to form a wild man to join the team.
What team, adventure, friendship or something, it has nothing to do with the witch lady and the cat who are really ready to sprint the dungeon with all their might.
The cats are looking at the bags they brought with them to the dungeon.
After all, after returning home, he will go with Miss Witch to complete the dungeon strategy assessment organized by the school!
Although there is such a convenient thing as 'shadow', but in front of teachers and classmates, it is so symbolic to carry a bag, right?
Hmph, the cats stood in the distance, and made a righteous peek and identification at their large brown leather backpacks.
Simple tents, pots and pans, rice grains and meat seasonings, ......?
Wild...... Picnic......?
Are they really here to raid the dungeon?
Wouldn't it be nice to take local materials from the pot and eat monster meat directly in terms of food?
Later, when the cat watched them flee in a hurry by the cunning little goblins, commonly known as goblins, and the water taken out of the river had to be boiled, purified, and then drunk into their stomachs, the cat realized that it was "why not eat minced meat".
Human beings have limits, and most adventurers are not only unable to challenge monsters by leapfrogging, but will be beaten by monsters.
It seems that it is also common for a monster to besiege an entire team of adventurers in dungeons.
For example, the group that had just been hunted by the goblins was now beaten up by a Siberian Golden Gradient cat.
ummmmm
Miss Witch, come on!
The cat thought that even with the attribute panel alone, Miss Witch would be able to run differently if she perfectly combined her assassin characteristics and magic long-range kite.
At the very least, whether it's this group of goblins, or that big gold gradient.
Even now...... If you fight with the mentality of 'swapping out', Miss Witch is also hopeful.
But if you get hurt, Miss Witch will probably hurt a lot.
Why don't you add a pain weakening and ...... to her Super speed recovery buff?
But if the sense of pain is weakened, the sense of crisis and the sense of smell will also be weakened, right?
The cat hesitated for a moment.
About,How to add a buff to your daughter.。
After following a few more teams of adventurers, Mao Mao understood the current leveling method of low-level adventurers.
Natural selection, the loser eats the dust.
Low-level adventurers are somewhat similar to guerrilla warfare with monsters, gaining experience through 'engagement' and performing battle royale in dungeons.
Compared to the expensive supplies, daily necessities are actually the most needed things for low-level adventurers in dungeons.
Because you have enough to eat, you can have the strength to continue to run for your life.
Understood (o ́ω'o)ノ, go to the dungeon and bring a pack of food for Miss Witch.
Rice balls, steamed buns, sandwiches, boxed lunches, fat house happy water, juice, energy drinks. (Fog)
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As soon as I closed my eyes, it was finally my last day in the dungeon.
Last night, the cat had already set up the final security system for the construction of the base.
It is said to be a 'security' system, but in fact, the cat thinks it is more appropriate to use an 'escape' system.
It is equipped with an ultra-high-speed teleportation array for identity recognition.
When in danger, Pikachu can crush the little black cat head he made to teleport.
The little black cat head without ears is teleported back to the base, and the little black cat head with ears is teleported to the 'safe zone' he set up at the bottom of the dungeon, and the nesting doll circle that teleports back to Miss Witch's house is in the bottom safe zone.
Such a complex setting is mainly to prevent tracking and ensure the safety of the cat and the witch.
And through these two days of observation and personal experience, the cat can almost think of what the most precious product of this dungeon should be.
The wool comes from the sheep, and the monster of this never-ending monster-farming dungeon is the secret of his becoming the richest man!
The feathers of the long-necked bluebird, the eyes of the five-clawed lizard, and the scales of the silver-veined forest snake...... There are also all kinds of rare flesh and the crystals they produce.
Of course, this flesh and crystal cat is not intended to be distributed to the despicable outlanders.
He had to leave that to his growing Pikachu army...... As well as as a daily snack reserve for yourself.
No way, it's too difficult for the cat to move up the next level.
Since they can't think of a reasonable way to squeeze the monsters, let's let them 'die' twice.
The first time he dies, he produces experience, crystals, and flesh; The second death yields experience and random stat values.
And after a series of deliberations by the cat, the souvenirs brought to Miss Witch seem to have broken through the two package barriers.
Although some of them were bloody, and some of them even twitched a few times from time to time, the cat thought that these authentic souvenirs should make Miss Witch feel happy, right?
Looking at these gifts, she must also have the feeling of going out to the dungeon with herself, right?
Definitely.
The cat thought very confidently.
In this way, with full confidence, the cat said goodbye to the teary-eyed Pikachu and stepped into the teleportation circle home.
He couldn't wait to see Miss Witch moved to tears.
Hum!
What a cute cat, after going out to work, you will remember to bring a souvenir home!
He must have been much more useful than the frog who travels every day and only knows how to take pictures.
In the seconds of teleportation, the cat stuck its tail into the shadow, weighed a few oranges, and thought proudly as it blew a little song.
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Friday, April 30, 5:30 a.m.
With a gust of breeze, the cat landed smoothly in Miss Witch's bedroom.
In the dimly lit bedroom, there was only a beam of light shining through the cracks in the translucent curtains.
The familiar smell of Miss Witch in the room made the cat squint her eyes and take a deep breath.
Sure enough, the bedroom is the most comfortable place for cats.
The cat's feet are soft, so it doesn't make a sound when it walks, and jumping on the bed doesn't alarm the sleeping witch lady at all.
Breath – Smell –
Miss Witch's breathing was even and steady, and the quilt wrapped around her body rose and fell, making the cat feel the urge to jump on it.
ฅ(●ↀωↀ●)ฅ
So, under the traction of an unknown force, the cat really did it.
Bang.
It's so soft! It's so cool!
I couldn't hold back for a while, and the cat jumped up on the spot again and gave Miss Witch's ass a heavy blow.
At this time, after a night of insomnia, the witch lady, who had just fallen asleep for a long time, sat up in shock because of the sudden continuous heavy blow.
She sat up straight, and the first thing she saw when she opened her eyes was a cat proudly stepping on her quilt.
(='ω ́=)
"Meow~"
Good morning, Miss Witch~
“……”
In the perspective of the cat's upward gaze, it was only a few breaths for Miss Witch's facial expression to complete the transformation from bewilderment, surprise, sudden realization and anger.
"You jumped up and stepped on me, you're still very proud!!"
After a roar, Miss Witch lifted the quilt violently, picked up the guy (dragging the child) and rushed towards the little black cat who was rolled up by the quilt to the ground.
"Meow !!!"
Is that how you welcomed me home!!!
I think if Miss Witch could understand the cat's cry, she would definitely reply, "Did you just come home and greet me like this!!
Bang.
In the midst of a panicked flight, another loud bang rang out in the room.
This is not the sound of a cat being beaten.
It was the witch lady who slipped on one foot and stepped on the sound of the souvenir slipping out of the chrysalis in the cat's package.
Looking at the witch lady with her face on the ground, the cat swallowed a mouthful of saliva silently.
White teeth.
Things seem to be getting serious.
Is it too late for him to pretend that he had just come back and tell Miss Witch that she was sleepwalking for all this?