Chapter 45: You Can't Fool Me
"Meow ......"
The cat tries to fool through with the 'disguise' skill she recently learned from the monster.
But......
The witch lady didn't respond to any of his answers.
She fell to the ground motionless, as if she had just fallen.
1 second, 2 seconds, 3 seconds......
After getting up as expected, the plot that killed his cat did not appear, which made the cat even more panicked.
"Goo."
The kitten took a deep breath, then silently took a few steps back.
He always felt that this was the terrifying calm before the storm hit.
Commonly known as forward swing.
However, nearly half a minute passed.
Miss Witch still lay there motionless.
wcwcwcwc, don't really have an accident!
For a while, Maomao's mind flashed countless news related to 'accidental death, because no one found it, and missed the opportunity to rescue'.
He hurriedly opened his eyes and examined the witch girl carefully.
[Bai Yan tripped and fell to the ground, and the joints of her head and body collided with the ground]
【HP-0】
-0!
No special status!
Cats have seen it!
You can't fool me, despicable witch!
Under the identification of the great cat, all lies will have nowhere to hide.
The identified pop-up window made the cat retreat again, with a lot of confidence and confidence.
But......
After a long time, Miss Witch still did not get up from the ground.
She......
What's wrong?
It can't really be a problem, right?
Could there really be something that can't be identified?
Probably not, this is the ability set by the supposedly strict god in the reincarnation option......
Although I always felt that something was wrong, there was some faint uneasiness and doubt in my heart, and looking at the witch lady who was even breathing weaker, the cat still lifted the little Jio and walked to her.
"Meow......?"
Three steps and two steps of trot, the cat quickly came to the side of Miss Witch.
He rubbed Miss Witch's hair and sniffed her ears.
It seems like...... And there is no smell of death either?
So what's wrong with her?
Out-of-body?
Caught in Schrödinger's special state of quack?
Just when the cat was thinking about the quantum mechanics of the universe in her mind, she saw that the witch lady who was supposed to faint/die suddenly reached out and pressed the cat to the ground.
"Got you! Fix the cat! ”
Σ(⊙▽⊙“!!!!
Careless, no flash.
The abominable witch used such insidious and cunning tricks to deceive the kind kitten!
(〃> dish <)
And he said.
How can skills go wrong!
My damn kindness, these ...... These two damn little short legs.
Where am I going?
Now it's all right! Fall into the wrong hands!
['Nemesis' has been triggered]
Well, now there is no chance to escape, kitten.
Think about it, is your strengthened 88 points of strength enough to fight a group of cat punches with Miss Witch, and can 112 points of agility run out of Miss Witch's palm with three dishes and one soup......
[Can't]
“……”
This kind of thing doesn't need to be identified, okay!
I know, you've got a lot of features, okay!
Between the lightning and flint, the cat's heartbeat became faster and faster, and the misfortune was that at this time, the witch lady suddenly turned her face over with a smile on her face.
She bent down, lowered her body, and firmly fixed the cat's two front legs to the floor, almost touching the cat's face, and said to the cat with a smile,
"Come on, kitten. Explain it to me. ”
Death is calling.
The cat could even feel the dangerous breath of Miss Witch.
Merely......
Interpretation......?
Well?
(●ↀωↀ●)?
Is there anything the cat does that needs to be explained?
Didn't you suddenly lift the quilt, throw the kitten to the ground, and be unreasonable to hit the cat with slippers?
And then the sky has eyes, and you fell?
Isn't this what Miss Witch deserves?
Although the cat didn't speak, and Miss Witch couldn't understand the cat's 'meow', there were times when there was no barrier between the eyes and the soul.
For example, now.
Miss Witch saw the meaning of the cat from the cat's yellow cat eyes that had no repentance or repentance.
The cat didn't notice that all her careful thoughts had been written on her face.
Under his unreasonable and strong gaze, the smile on Miss Witch's face became more and more distorted.
"Hehe, kitten. Didn't you say that it was all my fault? ”
Do you need to ask?
Hey, how do you see it?
Σ(⊙▽⊙“
"You're Dead!!"
As she spoke, Miss Witch directly picked up the kitten and turned it over, and slammed it hard on his ass!
Syllable.
"Meow !!"
Dog woman! Dead Witch! Old pervert!
A cat with a critical blow to the buttocks, its small mouth is like honey.
"You're still scolding me!"
Sometimes, language knows no boundaries.
Even if she didn't need any translation, Miss Witch could tell that there wasn't a word of kindness in the kitten's mouth.
With another slap on your face, the cat scolded even more fiercely.
Right! It's you who scolds!
Old witch! You old witch!
"Why are you so ugly little kitten! Who's a kitten like you! ”
"Meow!"
Miss Witch said a word, and the cat said a word, but this farcical dialogue was terminated by Miss Witch after only three rounds.
She loosened her grip on the cat, pouted, turned her head, put her hands around her chest, and pretended to be tolerant and said,
"Hmph, forget it.
For the sake of you knowing that you're back, I won't bother with you. ”
What is called still know to come back.
Cats know their way, right?
╭(╯^╰)╮
But back to mouth, the cat suddenly found that Miss Witch was angry, pouting, and her hair was blowing up, and it seemed quite cute.
It's definitely not a cat who is blinded by the furrow under the loose pajamas, and decides that the big cat has a lot of pain in the flesh and skin of these little skins and flesh with her.
Although, buttocks are really worthy of the sensitive zone of cats.
This fight is quite emotional.
欸(ΩДΩ)...... Didn't I just say something terrible?
The cat almost fell because of the terrifying thought in her head, and her front foot mixed with her back foot.
Looking at Miss Witch, who was no longer ready to hunt him down, the cat skillfully rolled up the two bags of souvenirs she brought back with her tail and sent them to Miss Witch.
"Meow."
Sauce sauce, a gift for you.
Although it's a good reading tone, but Miss Witch can't understand it anyway, so you have to work hard to listen to it.
The cat said that he was definitely not careful to hold a grudge.
Miss Witch turned her head and looked at the kitten sitting in front of her and the two full packages behind her, and she asked with some surprise,
"It's ...... What do I mean? ”
"Meow!"
Of course!
At the mention of these authentic and perfect sustenances, the pride on the kitten's face almost overflowed, and he immediately opened the packages directly and placed them in front of the witch lady one by one.
It's just that......
Unlike the proud, enthusiastic cat, the expression on Miss Witch's face froze.
This...... What are they?
Wriggling pieces of meat, brightly colored scales, herbs placed in glass bottles, and mutilated fabrics painted as if they were totems......
There are also some things that I haven't seen much before, but I should be able to eat, and they seem to be fruits......
and a small, albeit delicate, but somewhat faded box.
"Goo."
Is this the love from cats?
It's a bit heavy, and it's a little out of folklore.
Well......
But it's better than a mouse.
Moreover, I brought so many things back because I am very important to the cat's heart?
It is known that when the kitten likes its owner very much, it will bring him a prey that he has caught as a gift when he returns from an outing.
It is known that the cat came back from going out and brought her two pockets of gifts.
So ask, how important is she in the heart of the cat?
As soon as she thought of this ratio, the grievances and dissatisfaction that Miss Witch had accumulated for two days almost dissipated and did not exist.
Merely...... The things that the cat brought back are really a test of my knowledge......
Looking at these gifts, which she didn't know how to recognize, Miss Witch used the 'identification' ability that comes with the 'Growth Guardian System'.
[Spiritual earthworm's meat block]: The spiritual earthworm has a strong physique and activity, and the meat can maintain an 'active' state for a long time after leaving the body, as long as it returns to the soil and enters a 'dormant' state, it can slowly grow into a complete spiritual earthworm
[Silver-veined Forest's Scales]: Sharp and sharp scales, which are a good weapon for the silver-veined Anaconda to defend and entangle
[Monster Bitter Grass]: The head has a bitter weed that resembles 'magic grass', and when pulled out of the land, it will scream and run away, and lead the tracker into the lair of nearby powerful enemies
……
[Akuya's Blood]: A crystal formed by the condensation of the blood of the water god Akuya, with the blessing of the water god attached to it
The ...... of the water god Blessing?
In the midst of a group of delicate trophies, there was a sudden appearance of a strange painting that turned out to be a normal and precious gift, which made Miss Witch's head stop for a while.
Driven by curiosity, she suppressed the urge to let the bitter grass out and watch it run all over the ground, and she carefully picked up the slightly faded but still delicate box.
Unlock the lock and lift the lid to reveal a gemstone that radiates an incomparably pure blue shimmer.
The shape of the slender strip made the witch Xiao Ji think of the cat's dystocia thumbnail for the first time.
The slender sharp corners make Miss Witch, who has begun to raise cats, have an urge to turn out nail clippers.
Like.
From the first moment she saw the pendant, Miss Witch fell in love with it, which was exactly the same as a cat's paw.
It's just that...... It seems a little too expensive.
Compared with the weak self, the cat may need this necklace with the blessing of the gods more, right?
"Cat, can you really give this to me?"
"Meow?"
Can there be a fake?
The cat tilted her head a little puzzled, he didn't understand why Miss Witch would ask such a question.
"But isn't that a little too precious?"
Valuable......?
That's where it goes.
If it weren't for the fact that the cat really couldn't drink the potion, he would have wanted to put another circle of ashes on the chain...... Diamond edges!
And it's not a valuable item either.
The cat didn't spend any money, it's weird, and it's just a god's heat!
When the cat has money in the future, it will definitely buy you something better.
Hmph, I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I say it, the cat is about to set up a chamber of commerce and make a fortune!
Well...... Wrong.
What money can buy, it's still a little worse.
Wait for the cat to be more awesome and grind the bones of the gods for you to make jewelry.
Cats assure you rest assured.
Thinking so, the cat stuck out her tail and patted Miss Witch on the shoulder.
Miss Witch, your eyes should be opened, open a little, don't be surprised, you will have and deserve more, better and rarer things~
After all, who called you the daughter of me, the Great Demon King?
Of course, Miss Witch, who doesn't know what cats think in their hearts, has another explanation and cognition for cats' shoulder pats.
Spirit earthworms, silver-veined forest worms, these species she knows.
A rare species that lives in the middle and lower levels of dungeons above level C.
She didn't know what the cat had done, what dangers she had taken to find the ruins of the gods.
Moreover, he gave himself all the precious loot he had obtained.
She carefully set the chain aside, picked up the cat and kissed him the cheek.
"Thank you, Blackie."
Yes...... Ahh
Although he has been kissed by Miss Witch, such a serious kiss makes him a little confused.
And when she raised her head and looked at Miss Witch, she found that the corners of her eyes were already full of tears.
This made the cat a little overwhelmed for a while.
This is a small gift!
It's necessary to be so excited!
Later...... When I give you a bigger gift in the future, you can't knock one with me like Pikachu!
Yes!!
Don't really cry!
The cat who was held by the witch lady was a little panicked for a while.
Where did he get the relevant experience to deal with this kind of thing?
You crybaby! It's a gift! Cry cry cry cry and know cry.
While complaining in my heart, the cat's four little paws have already begun to compare in a hurry.
Yes!!
Seeing that the flood had burst the embankment, the more he thought about it, the more confused his mind became, he simply gave up thinking.
He raised his head and stepped on Miss Witch's soft breasts, rubbed his face against her cheek, and leaned in to lick it.
Hey, salty.
But don't cry.
It's nice though...... Oh no, I'm glad to know you've received my gift, but can you put it another way!
"Cat Cat ......"
The choked voice of the witch made the cat drop her tail helplessly.
His comfort seemed to be useless, but made Miss Witch cry even more.
Why, why...... A woman's heart, a needle under the sea, a cat can't understand it!
However, helpless is helpless, and the kitten still has to continue to work hard.
(ノ“◑◑)ノ“(。 •́︿•̀。 )
Don't cry, don't cry! I'll give you something delicious!
The cat had an idea, took its tail and dug it out in the shadows, took out a string of roast giant jerky that Pikachu had specially stuffed in before leaving, and handed it to Miss Witch...... Or rather, it was stuffed directly into Miss Witch's mouth.
While being forced to chew, Miss Witch looked down at the cats who were so busy surrounding her that she couldn't help laughing for a while.
"Thank you, cat."
Though...... This meat is really hard to eat.
She didn't dare to determine what the meat was, and she didn't want to.
Because she thought, this must be a valuable collection of cats.
Her kittens, always.
Although it is weird, sometimes it is so intimate that it makes her feel fluttering.
The cat didn't know what Miss Witch was thinking, he only knew that he had stopped Miss Witch's crying with food.
In a sense, this may be the Great Perfection.
She dragged both the tissue and the basket with her tail in front of Miss Witch, and after sitting next to her for a while, Miss Witch's sobbing quickly subsided.
Miss Witch looked at the cat sitting next to her, frowning, as if it were a worried little old man, and suddenly said,
"Cat, I'm tired.
Sleep with me for a while. ”
After finishing speaking, she didn't give the cat any room to negotiate, and directly picked up the kitten and went back to the bed to lie down.
Although the cat felt that he was not sleepy, the moment the quilt was covered, the familiar smell, the familiar squeezing feeling, and the familiar dim small environment made him honestly empty his brain after taking a deep breath.
Sleep, it should be good.
"Thank you, cat."
"And goodnight. See you in your dreams. ”
"Meow~"
The housekeeper who heard the movement on the upper floor and hurried from the yard to the house after finishing the things in his hand gently pushed open the door and saw a person and a cat wrapped tightly in the quilt.
Oh? That black ball is back? No wonder there was so much commotion in this room.
Looking at the stubbornly wriggling lump of meat on the ground, and the strange herbs knocking on the glass bottle, the old butler couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
Although it was almost six o'clock now, the butler did not wake up Miss Witch, but turned it on with all his might, quietly closed the alarm clock that was about to ring for her, cleaned up the strange things on the ground, and pulled the light-through curtains tightly to death.
Gada.
When the door was closed, there was no light in the dimly lit room.
There was only a slightly floating quilt and two breathing sounds one after another.
Today is a rare day for Miss Witch.