Gonggong Hong covered his mouth with a handkerchief and coughed: "You have been beaten into a true qi by our family, if our family does not resolve it for you within two days, you will explode and die." ”

"There's not much time left for you."

Dropping the words, he coughed and left.

Qin Feng's face became extremely ugly.

Old gelding, old fart!

You're ruthless, aren't you?

You are more hateful than the queen's green tea!

Chu Feng scolded in his heart, but he still didn't dare to rush up and knock out Father-in-law Hong.

Don't look at this old gelding dog's age, he is actually still a martial arts master.

Chu Feng had seen with his own eyes that this old gelding had slapped the head of a little eunuch into his stomach with one palm.

"For the sake of my life, it looks like I'll have to find a way to get what the old gelding wants."

He couldn't help but hold his chin in his hands.

The old gelding asked for a piece of cloth, which, according to him, was embroidered with gold thread and on which was embroidered a bird.

The original owner of Chu Feng's body waited beside the queen for half a month, only to find that the cloth was sewn together by the queen and the profane clothes.

"I don't know what that piece of cloth is, it would make the old castration care so much."

"It seems that if I want to get that piece of cloth, I can only do it tomorrow evening, and then the emperor will let me spoil the queen......"

Thinking of this, Chu Feng couldn't help but think of the queen's naked appearance in his mind.

His heart couldn't help but burn.

At that moment, there was another knock on the door.

Chu Feng stepped forward to open it and found that there was a female soldier of Xiao Yuanyin standing at the door, as if it was called a poem or painting.

"The great eunuch has taken a leave of absence due to illness, and Your Majesty asked me to take you to the Taihe Hall to serve." Shihua said coldly.

As soon as he heard the emperor's call, Chu Feng did not dare to hesitate, and immediately followed her to the Taihe Palace.

Along the way, Shihua glanced at him and said, "Your Majesty is in a bad mood, if you don't want to die for a while, it's best not to make a mistake." ”

"Sister Shihua, what's wrong with Your Majesty?" Chu Feng's heart jumped.

"The enemy Great Shang Dynasty sent people to negotiate with His Majesty, and the two sides made a temporary truce, with five cities as a bet, and decided the outcome through cultural fighting."

Shihua said absentmindedly: "As a result, the scribes of the enemy country only made a couplet, which made it difficult for the literati on our side." ”

Boy!

What is this called?

Chu Feng was speechless, what are you Wen Dou doing with me? Although Lao Tzu was an undergraduate student in his previous life, he had already returned everything to the teacher.

As soon as he arrived at the gate of the Taihe Palace, Chu Feng saw countless ministers kneeling on the ground, their heads down and trembling.

Therefore, when Chu Feng stood on the side of the dragon chair according to the prior instructions of the poem and painting, no one noticed it.

Xiao Yuanyin sat on the dragon chair, and said with a sinking face: "I ask again, the sky is a chessboard and the stars are the sons, who dares to play?" Is there really no one who can match this uplink? ”

Finally, a courtier dressed as a young scribe stammered, "Your Majesty...... Your Majesty, it's really too majestic for the Shanglian of the Great Shang Dynasty, I ...... I'll wait for a while......"

He is the new champion of the dynasty, Fang Yixin, known as the genius of the king of the son.

Xiao Yuanyin trembled with anger: "Waste, a group of waste, in vain you boast of being erudite and talented, but I didn't expect that you couldn't even match a pair, what use do I want you to do?" ”

Many ministers buried their heads more and more low, their faces were ashamed, and they didn't even dare to say anything.

What everyone didn't notice was that Chu Chen, who was bowing his head on the side of the dragon chair, had a strange expression.

Heaven makes the chessboard and the stars are the sons, who dares to play?

Isn't this the eternal absolute of the incomparable meteor on the Internet in his previous life?

But anyone who has been on the Internet knows what its downlink is.

At this time, a woman in palace clothes standing below mocked: "Hehe, Your Majesty Liyang, it seems that you are incompetent in the Liyang Dynasty!" ”

She is Li Yunshu, the eldest princess of the Great Shang Dynasty, and this time she came to negotiate with the Liyang Dynasty on behalf of the Great Shang Dynasty.

Xiao Yuanyin couldn't hear the ridicule in her words, and her face became more and more ugly.

Li Yunshu humiliated again: "Before I came, I heard that there are many talented people and countless capable people in Liyang, but I didn't expect that even a scribe sent by my big merchant couldn't deal with it. ”

"Hahaha!"

The members of the mission who followed her couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Your Majesty Liyang, it seems that your five cities in Liyang are going to belong to my big business."

Li Yunshu's words made Xiao Yuanyin's heart completely sink to the bottom.

These five cities were bought by countless soldiers with their blood.

Once he loses to Dashang, how will he face these soldiers, and how will she face the people of the world?

But what about her?

She has already lost this literary fight.

Just when Xiao Yuanyin closed his eyes in despair, a faint voice said like thunder on the ground: "Isn't it just a broken pair?" Look at what you can endure, it's really a heifer upside down, and it's awesome. ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience shook, and everyone looked in the direction of the sound, wondering who dared to be so bold.

It's just that when their gaze fell on Chu Feng, their brows couldn't help frowning.

Eunuch?

Even Xiao Yuanyin looked at Chu Feng with a surprised expression, and couldn't help but scold: "Shut up, there is no qualification for you to speak here!" ”

She also thought that it was Chu Feng who wanted to be angry with the big businessman for herself.

But this made her more and more unhappy.

Because in the eyes of outsiders, such an act can only be that she Xiao Yuanyin can't afford to lose.

Li Yunshu didn't expect a little eunuch to dare to insult himself, so he immediately smiled coldly and said: "I see that Liyang is not only incompetent, but even the system of respect and humility is gone, and even a mere eunuch dares to stand up and intervene." ”

"I said you can die if you don't pretend to be forced?" Chu Feng couldn't help it, and directly spat out fragrant words: "Although I am a eunuch, but you despise my country, I can't help but want to scold you." ”

"Take a step back, as far as your broken pair is concerned, I can match a hundred, try if you don't accept it!"

At this moment, Chu Feng's face was agitated, which made Xiao Yuanyin's gaze at him soften a lot.

Li Yunshu is used to being pampered, when has he ever been treated like this, he can't help but laugh angrily: "Okay, if you have the ability, you can match the next couplet." ”

"If you come out right, my big merchant will not only lose to you five cities, but this princess will also give you a slave and a maid, making a mattress back."

Chu Feng's eyes lit up when he heard this.

This so-called eldest princess of the enemy country is also beautiful, she has to have a figure and a face.

If you really make a mattress back for him, it won't be too cool.

"Okay, that's what you said."

Chu Feng stepped out and said lightly: "Heaven is the chessboard star, who dares to play, right?" Listen, my next link is! ”

"The earth is made of pipa and the road is made of strings, which one can play!"

As soon as he came out of this couplet, the entire court instantly became as silent as death.

The dead silence was soon broken by the sound of gasps.

"The earth is made of the lute and the road is made of strings, which one can play? Wonderful, this link is really wonderful! ”

"A perfect match, whether it is a battle or momentum with Shanglian, it can be called a perfect match!"

"Great talent, this person is a great talent!"

“……”