Chapter 5: The Angry Scholar
At that moment, many courtiers exclaimed, surprised and delighted.
At that moment, Xiao Yuanyin's beautiful eyes were dull, and his gaze at Chu Feng was full of incredulity.
At that moment, there was silence in the Great Shang Mission.
Especially Li Yunshu, whose original look of disdain instantly froze on his face.
"Impossible, this is simply impossible!"
After coming back to his senses, Li Yunshu exclaimed, looked at Chu Feng in disbelief and said, "You are a eunuch, how can you come up with such a link?" ”
She spoke out the doubts in everyone's hearts.
You know, this pair can't even be matched by many well-informed people on the scene.
Chu Feng is just a mere eunuch, how did he come out?
Chu Feng smiled slightly and said, "I knew you would say that, since I decided to hit you in the face, how could I only hit you once." ”
"Heaven makes the chessboard and the stars are the sons, who dares to play? I have another link, listen up! ”
Chu Feng slowly spoke: "Thunder is a war drum and electricity is a flag, who dares to fight?" ”
As his voice fell.
Everyone was stunned, only to feel a thunderbolt falling from the sky, splitting the hairs on their whole bodies to stand up.
This downlink is simply ...... It's great, it's worse than the one just now.
Xiao Yuanyin looked at Chu Feng in a daze, only to feel that his figure was instantly much taller in his heart.
"Ahhhh
Li Yunshu collapsed, and the hysterical roar resounded throughout the court.
She came on behalf of the Great Shang, seeing that the five cities were about to be acquired, and she could also take the opportunity to taunt the monarchs and ministers of Liyang.
Unexpectedly, a little eunuch suddenly appeared, and she had nothing to say about two consecutive couplets.
"Eldest princess, we lost." The scribe beside her who was in charge of the pair smiled bitterly.
Chu Feng said angrily: "I said this eldest princess, you lost, don't forget your promise, go and make my mattress back tonight." ”
"Poof!"
Li Yunshu spurted out a mouthful of blood, almost fainting.
Let her princess be a maid for a eunuch in the enemy country, it is better to kill her.
"Presumptuous!"
The scribe beside her snorted coldly, stood up and glared at Chu Feng angrily, "You are just a eunuch, how dare you ask me to make a mattress for you towards the princess?" ”
"Enough!"
Xiao Yuanyin opened his mouth to stop this farce, looked at Li Yunshu again and said, "Your Royal Highness the eldest princess, I'm sorry, you lost, the five cities of your Dashang are my departure." ”
"I'm not convinced!" Li Yunshu roared: "My big business is willing to use the five cities as bargaining chips, so that you can send out the alliance to our Meng Master again!" ”
Xiao Yuanyin was about to refuse, but Chu Feng preemptively said, "Yes." ”
"Okay." The Meng scholar next to Li Yunshu walked out and said: "My Shanglian is, the moon is full in the sky, the moon is half a month in the world, and the moon is full and half a month!" ”
After speaking, he sneered.
You shouldn't be right now, right?
At the same time, the faces of many Liyang high-level executives, including Xiao Yuanyin, changed in unison.
Another conundrum!
Just when someone scratches their ears and cheeks, and ponders.
But seeing Chu Feng said lightly: "My next link is, tonight and the end of the year, tomorrow and tomorrow, and the end of every year!" ”
, right again?
Everyone was so shocked that their eyes almost didn't pop out.
Master Meng's face changed, and after walking a few steps in place, he said: "The crescent moon is like a bow, the waning moon is like a bow, the upper bow and the lower bow bow!" ”
"The morning glow is like a brocade, the sunset is like a brocade, the east river brocade, the west river brocade!" Chu Feng said without thinking.
Bachelor Meng began to ooze cold sweat on his forehead, racking his brains and said: "There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, who don't know the four books, five classics and six arts, and dare to teach seven, eight, and nine sons, which is very bold!" ”
"Ten temples, nine monks, eight scrolls, abide by the seven precepts, six paths and five laws, but unfortunately there are no four, three, two disciples, and there is nothing to do!" Chu Feng said quickly.
Mr. Meng's face changed greatly, and he said angrily: "It doesn't rain when it snows in the sky, it becomes rain on the ground, and it is troublesome for snow to become rainy, so it's better to only rain in God!" ”
Chu Feng smiled playfully and said: "Your Excellency doesn't eat when you eat, it will become in your stomach, and it will be troublesome to eat, Your Excellency might as well just eat!" ”
"You...... You! Master Meng pointed at him with a flushed face, and took two steps back in succession.
"Poof!"
Before he finished speaking, a mouthful of old blood spurted out of his mouth, and he was actually angry to death on the spot.
"Master Meng!" Li Yunshu was shocked.
"Eldest princess, Master Meng is dead...... Dead ......" Someone probed Master Meng's breath and gathered Baba's words.
"Good!"
"Hahaha, wasn't this thing crazy just now? Now I'm actually. ”
"It's so exciting, so relieving!"
At that moment, the entire court was filled with cheers and laughter.
Many courtiers only felt that the humiliation they had just received had now been washed away.
Even the corners of Xiao Yuanyin's mouth couldn't help but show a touch of comfort, and his mood fluctuated.
She held back the excitement in her heart, looked directly at Li Yunshu condescendingly and said, "Your Royal Highness the eldest princess, you can leave, remember to compensate me for the ten cities of Liyang!" ”
Li Yunshu's face turned blue and white for a while, and he glared at Chu Feng fiercely: "Little eunuch, I remember you." ”
After dropping these words, she didn't even care about the corpse of Master Meng on the ground and left with people in embarrassment.
At this moment, everyone's eyes invariably looked at Chu Feng, some were shocked, some admired, some were kind, and more were malicious!
Their self-proclaimed erudite and talented people turned out to be inferior to even eunuchs.
Especially the new champion Fang Yixin, who was so jealous that his eyes were green.
Today's scenery should have been his, but it turned out to be a little eunuch cheaper.
Sensing everyone's gaze, Chu Feng couldn't wait to slap himself.
Hemp eggs!
It's too much!
After Xiao Yuanyin looked at everyone's eyes one by one, he said expressionlessly: "Retreat!" ”
……
Inside the Qianqing Palace.
As soon as Chu Feng followed Xiao Yuanyin into the door, he was ordered by the latter to take him down.
"Who the hell are you?" At this moment, Xiao Yuanyin's face was full of murderous aura, as if as long as Chu Feng dared to say half a lie, she would order someone to execute Chu Feng.
couldn't tolerate her reaction like this, it was really Chu Feng's performance just now that it was too demonic, and it was seriously inconsistent with his identity.
Chu Feng's intestines were all repentant, but he said with sincere fear: "Your Majesty, I am Xiaochunzi, or Chu Feng of the Loyal Marquis Mansion......"
"Nonsense!" Xiao Yuanyin shouted violently: "I found someone to check on you, you are just a concubine in the Zhongxin Marquis Mansion, and you are very unpopular." ”
"Not only that, but I also found out that you haven't even passed the township test!"
"If you don't explain it clearly today, I will immediately castrate you and then kill you!"