86_86244 "This young man still has some literary talents, this poem is well written, but he wrote blindly in front of him, isn't this a joke about his future?"

"Yes, he doesn't want to think about it, his father worked hard for him to go to school, but he wrote blindly when he came to the college entrance examination, which is really unfilial. ”

The two teachers were still talking there, and Lin Yi was getting more and more angry when he heard it.

He wrote quickly, and by this time the poem had already reached the last two lines.

"Heroes go up the mountain to catch tigers, and heroes sacrifice their lives for national music. If the US imperialists dare to obstruct reunification, it will be called a major earthquake in the White House. (Shocking of the tiger's body)

The U.S. and Japanese shrimp soldiers and crab generals, the Chinese aircraft carrier killed you in seconds. The return of the treasure island is full of flowers, peonies and chrysanthemums! (will you burst chrysanthemum)"

The two teachers also looked at the end of the day.

If the US imperialists dare to obstruct reunification, it will be called a major earthquake in the White House. If you open your mouth, you're going to get rice!"

After writing it, Lin Yi also stood up directly, startling the two teachers.

I only heard Lin Yi look at the two of them and said lightly: "Turn in the papers." ”

As soon as these words came out, not only the teacher was stunned, but the students present also looked at Lin Yi in surprise.

Nima's family hasn't finished the first volume, so you're handing it in?!

Lin Yi didn't pay attention to everyone's shock, he directly picked up the volume, slapped it on the teacher's desk, and smiled coldly at the two teachers: "Talking about others behind your back, this is a teacher's table, right? I'm ashamed of you, and this poem by Lao Tzu is a hidden poem, not that you read it, idiot." ”

After speaking, Lin Yi strode out of the examination room directly in the shocked eyes of the whole class, leaving only a domineering and arrogant back!

The students in the exam room have already exploded, although they don't know what happened, but this does not prevent them from being shocked!

On the Nima college entrance examination, he handed in the papers in less than half an hour, and scolded the teacher before leaving, don't hang like this!

The teachers didn't react for a while, and when they heard the discussion of the students present, they were so angry that their faces turned red and they slapped the table!

"What are you doing! You can't take the exam yet! If you talk again, you will hand in the papers and leave!" shouted the teacher.

The students are all honest, but they all curse secretly in their hearts: "Bullshit teacher!

The teacher who finished shouting saw that the students were honest, so he felt a little better, but he was still angry, and just wanted to say a few words to Teacher Sun on the side, scolding the student just now.

As a result, I heard a slap on the table!

It's louder than the other teacher's voice just now!

For a while, all the students raised their heads and looked at the teacher on the stage in a daze, completely confused.

The teacher looked at Teacher Sun, who was in a state of rage at this time, in a daze: "Teacher Sun、、、 Teacher Sun, what's wrong with you? It's okay, don't be angry with the student who didn't know how to do it just now, it's not worth it." ”

"No, Teacher Zhang, didn't that student just say that this is a hidden-head poem? Take a closer look at what he is scolding us!" Teacher Sun said angrily, with an expression of wanting to tear the scroll.

"What? I'll take a look!" Mr. Zhang hurriedly buried his head in the look.

"Xizi rafting Fan Li's old 、、、、 Tibetan head poem, that is the Western character. Three thousand Yuejia tiger and wolf divisions, the vicissitudes of life and the country are, and the east sings roosters. It's connected to the West Sancang East, and the West San Cang East? This is also a curse word? It doesn't seem to make sense, right?" Mr. Zhang muttered.

Because the examination room was very quiet, his muttering was basically audible to the candidates.

The moment he finished reading, one of the candidates below immediately laughed: "Hahaha、、、 teacher is a chicken!

Teacher Zhang also reacted instantly, and took a closer look.

Xizi rafting Fan Lilao, three thousand Yuejia tiger wolf division. The vicissitudes of life are changing, and the East is singing roosters.

It's the last word!

"The last word is 、、、 old 、、、 teacher、、、 it is 、、、、" Teacher Zhang's face was completely black at this time!

And the students below all understood in an instant.

They all snickered: "Hahaha、、、 teacher is a chicken!"

"Damn! That big brother is really talented!"

"Oh, the teacher is going to read it, we still want to listen to the Tibetan poem in the back!"

The two teachers heard the ridicule and coaxing of the students, their faces were light and pale, they had never been so ashamed since they became teachers!

I didn't expect to be scolded by students after the college entrance examination!

And the most infuriating thing is that this student still wrote a Tibetan poem and scolded, just now he was still there to applaud, and Nima thought that others wrote well, but people scolded him.

When that kid heard himself praising his poems just now, Nima didn't know how to scold us in his heart, what about the pen!

The more the two teachers thought about it, the more angry they became, and seeing that the bottom was getting more and more chaotic, they had to pour their anger on the students, shouting: "Be quiet! Don't you want to take the test! If you don't want to take the test, get out!"

Do you think this Tibetan poem is very well written!

I sue you, you just laugh and laugh now, and when the time comes, this essay will definitely have zero marks!

This voice went down, the audience was quiet, and they began to answer questions one by one, after all, this is the college entrance examination is not child's play.

The two teachers continued to read Lin Yi's composition.

People are like this, even if they know that this article is scolding themselves, but they still have curiosity in their hearts, and they must read it even if they know that they are angry, and they have to see how others scold themselves.

However, this time they did not read the poem, but directly connected the last one and silently recited it in their hearts.

(The teacher is a chicken) (out of this problem) (ignorant idiot) (grass mud horse)

(Educational Fart) (Just a stupid donkey) (out of reality) (Behind closed doors)

(Kills students) (not a thing) (pondering tricks) (bullshit)

(meaning in the volume) (Tell you good news) (Horse Whiskers) (The world is auspicious)

(River crab everywhere) (What's the Significance) (Examination machine qì) (Strangulation ability)

(Expansion of Profiteering) (Bonus Fraud) (Launch of the Ant Clan) (Mistaken Children)

(Lao Tzu Today) (Write poems and scold pigs) (Knife fast water heat) (Out of the Anger for the People)

(Deboning and peeling) (Foot Cutting and Tooth Extraction) (Shocking of the tiger's body) (will you burst chrysanthemum)"

After the silent recitation, the two teachers were almost trembling with anger!

But Teacher Sun on the side had already relieved himself at this time, and comforted: "It's okay, Teacher Zhang, this kind of problem student doesn't need to pay attention to him, it's just that he has a little talent, and he starts to look at no one, what is the benefit of him doing this, it is nothing more than to show his personality, and then the Chinese lesson will directly score zero."

Just talking about this essay, it is ironclad with zero points, and besides, the previous answer, this kid didn't even read his body at all, it was all written blindly, and it must be zero points. ”。