Chapter 149 Essay on Zero Score in College Entrance Examination

86_86244 The next day.

Today is the day of the national college entrance examination.

The 12 years of hard study for high school students are about to be tested today, six years of elementary school, three years of junior high school, and three years of high school, a total of 12 years, and today is the day that determines the future of most candidates.

The weather was very hot, as if reflecting the anxious hearts of the candidates.

At this time, Jianghai No. 1 Middle School was already crowded with people, countless candidates crowded in, and countless parents were full of expectations, hoping that their children could be admitted to the ideal university.

And after these students squeezed into the examination room, Lin Yi, Geng Yingbo, and Wang Xinyi were late.

"Neck, how nervous?" Lin Yi asked with a smile.

"Nervous yarn, my dad has asked the mayor to find me a good admissions office of S University, as long as I pass the score line, I can be admitted directly. Geng Yingbo said with a smile.

Lin Yi also smiled: "Then let's see each other." Then he turned to Wang Xinyi and asked, "By the way, Xinyi, which university do you want to go to?"

"I, Brother Yi, I'm going to go wherever I go, anyway, the score required by S University is not too high. Wang Xinyi smiled.

If Wang Xinyi's words are heard by others, they will definitely complain!

Nima S University is a national key university, don't even think about it if you don't have a 600 percent!

However, it is really not difficult for Wang Xinyi, a top student who scores about 650 points every time, to be admitted to S University.

The three of them talked and laughed, and then entered the examination room, of course, the three of them are not in the same examination room, after all, there are so many students, and the chance of being assigned to an examination room is not large.

After Lin Yi entered the examination room, he had already started to send out papers, but it was okay, because he would not be allowed to enter if he was fifteen minutes late.

At most, it's just two minutes late.

After waiting for the teacher to check it, Lin Yi entered the examination room and found his seat, which turned out to be the first row, the worst position.

But it's okay for Lin Yi, because he doesn't have to copy it anyway.

Soon, after handing out the papers, Lin Yi began to answer the questions.

The first test is Chinese.

Last time, Lin Yi scored 748 points in the exam, and two points were mainly deducted from the Chinese composition, otherwise he would have scored 750 points!

You must know that basically every national college entrance examination champion does not have a full score, and it is generally a few points behind.

This time, Lin Yi wrote very quickly, because he had already reviewed all of them, memorized all the college entrance examination questions in the past ten years, and memorized all the textbooks.

Fifteen minutes later, Lin Yi had finished writing all the questions, and only the composition was left.

Don't be surprised, it's so fast, because Lin Yi's brain is spinning too fast, and the reading question is also ten lines at a glance, basically at a glance, the answer will come out.

It's just that Lin Yi was difficult when he saw the composition, and the composition question gave a long paragraph, but with Lin Yi's comprehension ability, he could see the central idea of this composition question at a glance.

It's about writing about history, looking forward to history, and so on.

The reason why Lin Yi made a mistake was not that he couldn't write, but that he was not sure to get a full score at all.

As we all know, in the college entrance examination, the most difficult test is Chinese, because Chinese is a live question! Unlike mathematics, the answer is a few is a few, even if you write a good composition, but a teacher gives a full score for the same composition, and another person may not get a full score, this is the fuck place!

Lin Yi has already reviewed them all, and Lin Yi can guarantee full marks for other subjects, but only the Chinese composition is a bit difficult.

Lin Yi sat there with a sad face, staring at the essay topic.

But at this time, I heard the teacher's earnest whisper!

Lin Yi's physical experience is strengthened, his hearing is extraordinary, especially when he is so close, although the voices of the two teachers are small, Lin Yi can hear them clearly.

"Hey, Mr. Sun, look at that kid, it's only been fifteen minutes since he started writing essays. It is estimated that this child is here to fill up the number, fool the parents, write a piece of composition blindly and hand it over. ”

"No, fifteen minutes, even if you can't finish reading the paper without writing the answer, does he want to write an essay first?"

"No, I kept looking at him just now, this kid didn't even read the question as soon as he came up, and he started writing blindly, directly writing the answer, and after writing blindly, no, I'm going to start writing blindly again. ”

Lin Yi listened to the two teachers talking about himself, and he was a little angry at that time, he had a bad temper, but now someone dares to talk about himself in person, how can he not be angry?

But now it's the college entrance examination, and there is a camera, Lin Yi still attaches great importance to the college entrance examination, and he can't go up and scold people directly. But I can't help but breathe this breath.

At that moment, he had a flash of inspiration, and he immediately thought of a very popular essay in his mind!

An essay that mocks the teacher with a zero score in the college entrance examination!

Anyway, if you can't get a full score, then Lao Tzu will get a zero score!

Composition accounts for seventy points, Lao Tzu just doesn't want these seventy points is also six hundred and eighty points, and he will be admitted to S University steadily!

As soon as he said to write, Lin Yi picked up the pen and began to write on the volume:

"Fantasy Standing under the Sky of History"

Xizi rafting Fan Lilao, three thousand Yuejia tiger wolf division. The vicissitudes of life are changing, and the East is singing roosters. ”

That's right, this is a poem! A poem about history, which just meets the requirements, but where can you see that it is scolding the teacher?

Quite simply, it's a hidden-head poem!

Just read the last one of each sentence together.

For example, in the first sentence, the last word is, old, teacher, yes, chicken.

The teacher on the stage was already paying attention to Lin Yi, but it turned out that Lin Yi had started writing, and it was actually a poem he wrote!

Three thousand Yuejia Tiger and Wolf Division. The vicissitudes of life are changing, and the East is singing roosters. This student's literary skills are still good, but why didn't he answer the questions well?"

The other teacher also nodded secretly: "Look, he wrote the second sentence."

Looking back at the chaos at the end of the Qing Dynasty, humiliating the country has never been like this. The golden ou is broken, the mountains and rivers are broken, and the spring flowers and autumn moon are uninscribed. Well, yes, yes, it's a little interesting. ”

Lin Yi naturally heard the words of the teacher on the stage, and his heart was full of laughter.

It's getting faster and faster!

"There is no justice in the world, and good and evil are rewarded by the heavens. Mei confessed to Gao Jieyu, and it was ridiculous for the powers to swallow elephants.

The spring breeze leaves the grass on the plain, and the spring rain and new swallows peck the spring mud. The green field is thousands of miles rushing to the horse, why not be afraid of the wind and frost. ”

Lin Yi has already written four sentences, all of which are connected together, the teacher is a chicken, this is a problem, an ignorant idiot, grass, mud, horses, and force!

Poor two teachers are still there and think the writing is good, but they don't know that they are scolding you!

Ladies and gentlemen, the pig's feet have returned from the island country, and a big Gao Yu Dynasty has also been written, and I still need to conceive of the new Gao Yu Dynasty, so today I will have three changes, and I will definitely make up for what I owe to you, so please forgive me