054 Catching ants
"Ants! Pepper Girl. ”
The moment the pepper girl passed by, the fat man suddenly stared at her neck and let out a terrifying exclamation.
"What?" Chili Girl was so frightened that she bounced and asked in panic.
"Wow! Ant! The fat man's fingers trembled, pointed to Chili Mei's ear, and shouted exaggeratedly.
"A big ant, crawling near your ear."
Hearing what the fat man said, Chili Mei's first reaction was that the fat man must be lying, and deliberately wanted to keep her to say a few more words.
"Really?" She scoffed, "Fatty, how do I see that you have an ant in your mouth?" ”
The fat man was unmoved by the blow of the chili girl, and he still gave full play to his acting talent.
"Oh no, Pepper Girl, this ant is crawling into your ears!" He shouted anxiously.
Pepper girl scrutinized the fat man for a few seconds, probing the credibility of his words.
However, she could not find the slightest trace of him lying.
Moreover, she really felt that something seemed to be crawling in her ears, giving her a tingling feeling.
"Fatty, I'm most afraid of these bugs."
She slapped the fat man and said, "Don't lie to me, you know the consequences of lying to me." ”
In order to strengthen the threatening effect, she also glared at the fat man fiercely.
"Are you really, am I such a boring person?" The fat man said angrily.
Hearing the fat man's reply so affirmatively again, Chili Mei's suspicions decreased, and she felt that whether it was true or not, she would destroy the ants first.
It's not fun to get ants crawling into your ears.
So, she raised her hand to touch her ear.
"Stop! Stop! The fat man shouted even more anxiously.
Chili Girl stopped her movements and asked confusedly, "What's the matter!" ”
"Can you see where the ants are?" The fat man said seriously.
"There's definitely nothing to see. I don't have a back eye,"
For the childish question of the fat man, the pepper girl despised it.
"I can't see you still touching it, admire!"
The fat man exclaimed, "You are really my idol!" ”
"Then if you happen to catch an ant and you happen to touch its butt again,"
The fat man asked, "What do you say, what will this ant do?" ”
"What will you do?"
Pepper girl unconsciously, kept up with the fat man's thinking.
"Needless to say, this ant will definitely run away even more desperately."
"Look, it's in my ears right now, such a big cave, and it jumped down without a grunt in order to escape for its life."
"If it thinks it's fun in the cave and has something to eat, maybe it will stay in the hole and settle down."
Although the fat man's tone of voice was very flat, the content made Chili Mei a little creepy.
She hurriedly asked, "Fatty, what do you say?" ”
When she said this, there was finally a smile on Chili Mei's tense face, and there was a little more tenderness and a hint of asking for help in her tone.
A wave of pride flashed in the fat man's heart.
Dead chili girl, it's really big and brainless! Play with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will kill you!
However, this pride, he can only hold back for the time being, and he does not dare to show it at all.
"So what else?"
He immediately pretended to hate ants.
"Catch what! If you really let this disgusting thing get into your ears, then you still have it, and how can you live? ”
Pulling and pulling, the topic of the fat man changed again.
"I'm talking about you, chili girl! How can you be so careless? How can you bring such a dirty thing to your body? ”
He complained, "Look, your white and tender neck and face have been crawled by this filthy thing, leaving stains one after another!" ”
The fat man thought to himself, if you don't take the initiative to beg me, Lao Tzu will continue to flicker, flickering so much that you have a caterpillar in your heart, and flickering so much that you can't find the north.
Chili Mei is indeed angry in her heart.
You can catch whatever you want, why do you talk such nonsense?
However, she also knew that she had to follow this dead fat man now, and she couldn't mess with him.
She felt the itching in her ears getting more and more intense, and the rest of her body was itching.
But she didn't dare to move at all, not even to speak loudly.
If the ant in the ear is alarmed, it jumps into the ear, and it wants to cry without tears.
Chili Mei had no choice but to put down the shelf and said in a flattering tone: "Fat brother, either you can help me catch it." ”
Grandma's, helping her do so many things in three years, and not getting any reward.
Now a small, imaginary ant can actually be exchanged for a delicate fat brother.
The fat man's heart is really like knocking over a five-flavor bottle.
If I knew this, what would I do with so many thankless tasks?
Raise a few ant killers by yourself, specialize in attacking beautiful women, and then go to heroes to save beauty, won't everything be done?
However, fortunately there is still a chance, and the fat man smiled evilly.
Seeing the smile on the fat man's crimson flesh, Chili Mei thought that this should be someone else's fat brother was a little embarrassed.
She thought to herself, this fat man usually has oil and gas, and it can be seen at the critical moment that he is still quite serious.
It seems that it won't be too shocking to people in the future, and you have to give people some thoughts.
Although it is impossible for him to accept him, it is good to let him wander around and have someone to call!
Thinking like this, Chili Mei half-truthed and said shyly, "You catch it!" Fat brother, people won't blame you. ”
The fat man suddenly felt his blood surge, and he had the urge to die for the sake of Hongyan.
However, he immediately came to his senses.
Chili Sister's gentleness, that's for this ant, and it has nothing to do with herself.
Lao Tzu Fan got it, is it such a stupid impulse?
The fat man continued to perform.
He said shyly, "That person is really caught." ”
"Catch it! It's okay! Chili said generously.
The fat man made a big swallowing motion.
In the eyes of the pepper girl, it was the fat man who was giving herself courage.
And what the fat man thought was that Lao Tzu had been coveting it for three years, and with the help of an ant, he was finally about to get it.
The fat man suppressed his heartbeat, trembled, stretched out his fat hand, and moved forward little by little.
But when his fingertips were about to touch Chili's neck, his hand stopped.
It's like a bed scene between men and women, when it comes to the most critical time, the man suddenly says no.
The fat man also said, "I... I don't dare! ”
"Don't you dare to catch an ant, are you still a man?" Chili Mei said a little angrily.
"No, no! Not like that! The fat man looked crying and argued aggrievedly.
"I'm worried about hitting you in the face."
"Look at what kind of hand my hand is, and what kind of face is yours."
"I am afraid that my filthy hands will desecrate your holy skin!"
The fat man just didn't say that my hands are more vile and dirty than ants.
In the heart of the pepper girl, there was a lot of turbulent emotion.
There are really not many such simple young people in the world!
No! It's almost extinct!
"Catch it! It's okay! She hurriedly encouraged softly.
"Even if that's the case, I won't blame you!"
As she spoke, she glanced at the fat man softly with amorous eyes.
"Alright! I'll sacrifice it once! ”
"Fatty, what are you sacrificing?" Chili asked in surprise.
"Isn't this the first time?" The fat man said shyly.
The chili girl was completely dizzy by the fat man.
Taking advantage of this moment, the fat man made a quick and decisive move, clinging to the tender face of the chili girl, and outflanking the past in a large area.
In the ears of the pepper girl, the ant standing proudly could not escape, and fell into the hands of the fat man.
"Did you catch it?" Chili Mei immediately forgot about the unhappiness just now and asked in surprise.
"Then needless to say, what is wrong with the fat brother's shot?" The fat man said smugly.
"Do you know that when I was a child, the fat brother was a big nut hunter?"
After speaking, he grasped his clenched hand and stretched it out in front of Chili Mei to release it, ready to show his results.
As soon as he let go of his hand, his face changed instantly.
What's going on? How did the ants that had been caught between their fingers turn into thatch?
However, at this moment, such an unexpected situation also fully tests a person's resourcefulness and adaptability.
He immediately turned his face back on, revealing a look of disgust.
"This is disgusting!"
He said, his fingers twitching.
The thatch fell to the ground, and the ants naturally disappeared.
Chili Mei has always been facing the fat man from the side, and she has long thought that there are really ants, so she didn't pay attention to the fat man's expression changes and those small movements.
"Thank you!" She breathed a sigh of relief and grateful.
After saying that, Pepper Girl walked straight to the store, throwing the fat man and the ant behind her.
Now, Brother Tao is the most important thing in her heart.
She just wanted to see Brother Tao as soon as possible and give him as much comfort as possible.