055 Fat man flickering
Tao Ge fast food restaurant, the fat man's performance continues.
When the pepper girl walked to the store, a thought suddenly flashed in the fat man's heart, this pepper girl's mind was not on him anyway, so he simply teased her again.
"Sister Chili, Brother Tao is drunk and kicked us out."
The fat man said with a sad face, "He's depressed in box No. 1 alone!" ”
Before the fat man's words fell, the pepper girl became angry.
"You guys are really good, how can you let Brother Tao stay alone at this time?"
After speaking, he didn't say hello to the others in the hall, and walked to the No. 1 box.
From the moment the fat man began to catch ants, the men in the hall watched his wonderful performance without blinking.
From beginning to end, Chili Mei had no doubts, and was fooled by the fat man.
Now, he fooled the pepper girl to the No. 1 box.
In the box, Brother Tao was chirping with Liu Jing.
After the pepper girl goes in, what will happen, this is really exciting!
Seeing this, everyone couldn't stop it anymore and burst into crazy laughter.
Several people fell to the ground laughing.
Mengzi laughed and slapped the table, not knowing whether he was happy or depressed.
He's about to cash out the $800 he lost.
However, he was also convinced of this gamble and had no complaints.
The fat man's flickering technique, that's really a cow, and it's hard for him to pat the horse.
The fat man stood coldly, with his hands in the sun.
He wondered, why wasn't the midday sun so hot at all?
However, his mind did not linger on these useless things.
He said to himself, low-key, low-key, this achievement is nothing, there are higher peaks in life, waiting for himself to sprint!
Then, he inexplicably went around to the peak of Chili Girl.
He thought depressedly, will I have the opportunity to climb the peak of Chili Girl in my life?
The laughter in the hall fell in shame, and the fat man felt that it was time for him to appear.
His hand went to the top of his head, so lightly, and then his head went back, so dashing, full of star master's style, and walked inside.
All the eyes in the hall were staring at the fat man, staring at the return of their hero.
Applaud! How can there be no applause when the hero returns?
Wang Meng was the first to react and took the lead in applauding.
This was followed by thunderous applause, mixed with the lonely shouts of the fierce son, "Welcome!" Welcome! Welcome! ”
Since the formation of the Ten Fingers Gang, there has never been such a hero, and there has never been such a welcome ceremony.
It's easy to applaud, anyway, it's just a snap, a snap, a palm, and then it's over.
Shouting slogans is a little more difficult.
No one was prepared for this, and they didn't know what to shout.
Besides, this shouting of the dead fierce man is not like welcoming a hero!
It's a bit like a primary school student holding flowers to welcome the leader's inspection, and it's a bit like them being a welcome man in a hotel.
In this way, they didn't mess around with the fierce son.
"Calm down! Low profile! The fat man muttered silently as he walked.
As the applause he had never received before, became more and more intense, he could no longer calm down.
When you can get sorrow, you can't get sorrow, how uncomfortable it must be!
How much willpower does it take to do this!
Fat people ask themselves if they are not very willpowered people.
Besides, I usually am the object of ridicule, and there don't seem to be many opportunities to get sucked.
With such a rare opportunity, how could he be willing to give up?
As soon as he relaxed himself, his heart began to fly in this applause.
It's so fun, it feels good to stand on their heads!
He finally deeply understood a truth, why so many people are rushing to be heroes.
Maybe they just wanted it, and it was a lot of praise, applause, and countless garlands.
He secretly determined that all his words and actions in the future should be on par with the hero, in order to receive such applause.
The fat man stepped into the hall, and the fierce man and the stick old man hurriedly walked over and supported him left and right.
They helped the fat man into the hall and pressed him into the chair in the center.
"Now, I invite the hero to speak, everyone is welcome!" Mengzi shouted.
There was another round of applause.
"What are you talking about? There's nothing to talk about. ”
The fat man had the usual shy smile of a hero on his face.
"Just talk about your tricks!"
The stick old man looked at the fat man with great admiration.
The fat man scratched the back of his head with his hand a few times, looking embarrassed.
"The art of flickering is broad and profound, I only know a little about the skin, how dare I get an axe?" He said modestly.
"Besides, today's flicker, it was a very, very failed flicker."
His expression changed to sadness again.
"I'm actually quite uncomfortable in my heart, I'm sorry for everyone's expectations, and I'm sorry for everyone's warm applause."
As he spoke, the fat man's eyes turned a little red.
This dead fat man, is it starting to fool again?
But the house is full of poor singles, what else can you fool?
In fact, everyone blames the fat man, his eyes are red, and he doesn't want to fool anything.
Instead, he felt that he had the opportunity to eat more chili girl's tofu and make more windfalls.
However, this opportunity was ruined by a little accident, so he was sad and uncomfortable!
"Fatty, it's all so good!"
Mengzi exclaimed, "You still say failure? ”
"Mengzi, if it weren't for a little accident, you wouldn't have lost 800 yuan in gambling today, maybe more than 8,000 yuan?" The fat man said heavily.
As soon as he heard this, Mengzi broke out in a cold sweat, my mother, so powerful!
Fortunately, there was an accident, otherwise, I would have gone bankrupt.
He had learned the fat man's methods just now, and now he didn't dare to look down on the fat man.
"What kind of accident?" Mengzi asked curiously.
The fat man said proudly, "Okay! Tell you, it's okay, you can't learn it anyway. ”
"That's true, the art of deception, what you need is to be bold and thin-skinned."
The stick old man immediately took over and said regretfully, "I don't have any of them!" ”
Why does this sound like an insult?
The fat man who was on the rise immediately shouted angrily to the stick old man: "Do you want to hear it? I don't want to sit aside. ”
Mengzi immediately grabbed a cup of tea from the table and handed it to the fat man flatteringly to relieve the fat man's anger.
"Don't pay attention to his kind of person, what quality? The heart eye is smaller than a pinhole, isn't it just eating the vinegar you touched the chili girl today? ”
He flattered, "Fatty, you go on, let's listen attentively!" ”
The fat man glanced at Mengzi with satisfaction, and thought to himself, it is still someone who understands the taste.
He took the cup and drank the water, but the bottom of the cup was turned upside down, and he didn't drink a drop of water.
He shouted angrily again, "Fierce son, why did you bring me an empty cup?" ”
"I'm sorry! Fatty, I misplaced. Mengzi said as he handed another cup to the fat man.
"Say, why am I so unlucky today?"
Beginning with a question, the fat man continued to flicker.
"I caught an ant in the corner of the house beforehand and let it go. But when I'm going to use it, guess what? ”
After a pause, the fat man took a sip of water and said slowly, "The ants are gone, only half a section of thatch is between his fingers." ”
A look of pity and annoyance appeared on his face.
"Holy shit! If the ants are still in my hands, you think, there are ants next to the left ear of the pepper girl. ”
"Next to the right ear, is there also an ant?"
"Everywhere else she can't see, is there a possibility that there are ants?"
"Besides, the ants are so small, can there be more than one place in one place......
"High! It's just too high! ”
Before the fat man finished speaking, everyone praised him.