183 people mosquito battle
Along the way, everyone talked and laughed and arrived at home, one group had already arrived, and the other group had returned shortly after.
The cumulative income of the five groups is thirteen catties of frogs, and eleven catties of loaches and yellow eels. What a bumper harvest! Everyone was overjoyed, thinking that tomorrow would be another feast.
Zhang Tao was also happy in his heart, but in the gap of happiness, he always felt a little uneasy and regretful. He thought about it for a long time before he realized that he had forgotten to do the thing of arresting people. Xue'er has been called by Mengxue to freshen up and get ready for bed, and it seems that it is impossible to realize the plan to capture people tonight. Tomorrow or next time! Looking at Xue'er's infatuation with herself, there will be opportunities and time in the future, and it is estimated that she will not be able to escape from her Five Finger Mountain. Thinking of this, Zhang Tao had a smug and fearful smile on his face.
Zhang Tao's house plus the potato cellar has only four beds. If Zhang Tao sleeps with his father and his mother sleeps with his two younger sisters, he can squeeze out two beds. There were six people in two beds, and there was a girl among them, obviously his house could not sleep so many people.
Originally, Zhang Tao arranged it this way, Gao Zi took one person to his house to sleep, he and his father went to sleep at the uncle's house next door, and there were two beds left in the house to sleep the other four people.
However, Mengzi and they did not accept Zhang Tao's arrangement, and the five of them got together and muttered for a while before coming up with their own opinions, sleeping in the open, and experiencing the heroic feelings of going to the ground as a bed and being a quilt.
Zhang Tao was funny in his heart, sleeping in the open? It's no wonder that the mosquito doesn't bite you!
The summer nights in the countryside are beautiful, tranquil, and cool, and that is natural, and needless to say, everyone on earth knows it. But there is one thing that does not allow the peasant to enjoy the harmony and beauty that nature has given him, and it is unscrupulous, vicious, and pervasive in destroying it all. It's the most annoying and hateful mosquito in the world, it's the ugliest, dirtiest, most disgusting creature in the world, its thunderous buzzing is the loudest noise in the world, and its long blood-sucking needle is the most vicious killer in the world.
The peasants suffered greatly, suffered unspeakably, hated them to the core, but they could not do anything about it. How can the faint smoke emitted by a small fan and a lit mosquito coil disperse hundreds of millions of mosquitoes?
Summer nights in the countryside are the world of mosquitoes, and it is also a paradise for mosquitoes. The countryside is not as good as the city, and no matter how the wind blows in the patriotic movement, it can blow the countryside, and it can't blow the environment for mosquitoes to breed, grow and live. Almost every household is an open-air manure pit, manure tank, farmhouse manure accumulation, sewage ditches, rice fields, mountain ponds, swamps, streams, mountain forests, etc., it can be said that almost everything in the countryside is a breeding ground for mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are extremely fecund, they can lay eggs six to eight times a year, 200-300 eggs each time, and it takes less than a week for the eggs to pass through larvae, pupae to adult.
Because of this, the mosquito population is increasing day by day, the power is also increasing, and the behavior is becoming more arrogant and rampant. They can't be extinguished, and the sickles and hoes in the hands of the peasants are not as good as burning sticks in their eyes. There is only one way for farmers, to endure, to endure to be a tree in the mountains, to endure to be a stubborn rock on the side of the road.
They choose to sleep in the open, on the surface, it seems that they are dominated by this heroic emotion and want to experience life, but in fact, there are deep reasons. Look at the bed in Zhang Tao's house, it is so small, the quilt covered, the bed sheets, and the mosquito nets hung are all not tattered.
On this hot day, it doesn't matter if there is no air conditioning, it is the lack of electricity in the countryside that can't take this guy, but there is no fan for more than 100 yuan, how can I sleep this night? Can you sleep with an old-fashioned fan in your hand? This sleeping method seems to have only been seen in novels and TV, but it is also a mother shaking a fan and humming a lullaby to put her child to sleep!
It's cool and breezy outside, although there are mosquitoes, but mosquitoes are much easier to deal with than hot and dry. Of course, it's hard for them to say this in their minds, and it will be quite embarrassing for the host's family.
Zhang Tao can probably understand their thoughts, and seeing that their attitudes are so resolute, he thinks that these guys will not wake up if they don't suffer from being bitten by mosquitoes.
At that moment, he did not insist on his opinion. However, before going to sleep, he threw down this sentence, "There are two beds left at home, and if you feel that you can't stand being bitten by mosquitoes, go to bed." I have to get up and work on time before six o'clock tomorrow. ”
Mengzi's choice of camping place is still under the ancient locust tree by the Heping. They spread the mats on the ground, covered their sheets, stretched their tired limbs, watched the night sky full of stars, bathed in milky moonlight, and blew the cool evening breeze, which had a refreshing fragrance ....... Isn't this a cool word? Not only did they revel in such a pleasing beauty, but they also had a thousand insights. The world is prosperous like smoke and clouds, and people's desires are endless. Fame and fortune are harvested, songs are happy, and wine is beautiful, how can you be at ease and relaxed at this moment?
After a while, a mosquito swaggered over. At first, it was curious, where did this come out of the white and tender flesh all over the ground? If I'm sluggish, where do I start with so much meat? Then I was eager, and I was ready to eat in no time!
It chirped high-pitched, both to relieve its excitement and to tell its accomplices the good news. Anyway, with so much meat, its family can't eat it in ten or eight years. Then it swooped down on the fat man like lightning. Fat man's flesh is fat! Whoever has eyes can see it.
The fat man looked at this small mosquito with disdain, and snorted coldly, wanting to eat my flesh, no way! As soon as the mosquito fell, his big palm slammed out, and a crisp sound pierced the silence of the night. The fat man smiled, it was a smile of victory and pride. He raised his palm and looked at it, his face was suddenly depressed, how could there be only pain, not it?
The fierce man next to him joked: "Fat man, it seems that this mosquito still has a vision, and the first thing to patronize is your fat and fragrant meat." ”
"Mine is fragrant meat, and your rotten meat, stinky meat, etc., will definitely be more liked by mosquitoes." The fat man shot back.
Mosquitoes do have "feeding habits", which is not because people imagine that some people have delicate skin and sweet blood to provoke mosquitoes, but mainly because some breaths on their bodies attract mosquitoes. Generally speaking, the following types of mosquitoes will have a "soft spot" for them: First, people with developed sweat glands and high body temperature. Mosquitoes are interested in sour tastes and are also unusually sensitive to temperature; The second is people who are tired or have a fast respiratory rate. The carbon dioxide exhaled by humans is the most attractive to mosquitoes; The third is people who like to wear dark clothes. The main reason why mosquitoes are nocturnal is because they have a darker habit, if they wear dark clothes, they will show a dark shadow at night, and the mosquitoes will chase towards darker places. In the same way, mosquitoes love to bite people with darker skin or reddish skin; Fourth, people with fast metabolism. Therefore, children are susceptible to mosquito bites, and the elderly are the opposite. fifth, people who have worn makeup; Sixth, pregnant women; Seven are people who drink alcohol.
The fat man didn't say anything, and the mosquito that bit him just now landed on the arm of the fierce man. The mosquito missed the blow and shifted the target. Maybe it was the fat man's slap that scared it, it thought that although the fat man's meat was fragrant, the idea was too hard, and the meat was not eaten, which cost Qingqing's life, so he looked for the soft persimmon of Mengzi to start. It seems that this mosquito is not stupid!
The fierce man was as quiet as a rock, as safe as Mount Tai, and looked coldly at this insolent mosquito on his arm. Mosquitoes! Do you want to be reincarnated as a human in a hurry? Then my brother will give you a chance!
He secretly raised his other hand and quietly approached the mosquito. A few centimeters away from the mosquito, he quickly and decisively attacked with the palm of his hand, and with a click, the mosquito became the soul of his palm, turning into wisps of green smoke and returning to the west.
Mengzi turned his palm over, leaned in front of the fat man, and said ostentatiously: "Look, what is this?" I've got your revenge. ”
The mosquito on the palm of Mengzi's hand was slapped beyond recognition, and became a pile of black mud. The black mud was surrounded by a pool of scarlet blood, whose blood was it? That's something that no expert in the world can study.
Although the fierce son is a little disgusting, he also has a sense of accomplishment, and in the end he has eliminated an invading enemy. He continued to taunt and said, "Mosquito hunting is knowledgeable, how can you fight mosquitoes like you just did?" It was purely a pain in the fight and a bad laugh for the mosquitoes. The first thing to do in fighting mosquitoes is not to be impatient, but to be more patient than mosquitoes. The second is that this movement should be slow forward and fast attack. Mosquitoes are so sensitive that the slightest sound will scare them away......"