184 Human Mosquito Battle (2)
At this time, there was another "snap", interrupting the fierce man's teasing. When everyone looked at it, it turned out that the stick was waving his palm to hit mosquitoes. It seems that the mosquito's shout just now has already summoned many of its kind. The skinny stick old man was also targeted.
The stick old man used his fingers to knock off the mosquito bullet on the palm of his hand, and said to the fat man: "I will also teach you a trick, fat man, I can't bear the child to trap the wolf." If you want to kill mosquitoes, you have to be willing to pay some blood. As soon as it sucks your blood with its heart, if you start again, isn't it much easier? ”
"Roll out, you're a little paranoid when you say this, is this mosquito your enemy of life and death, do you have to sacrifice your blood for its life? There are thousands of mosquitoes, can you kill them all? Do you have so many blood snakes again? Behold! The principle of dealing with mosquitoes is to drive them away, and as for swatting them to death, it is purely futile, not only slapping dirty hands, but also slapping the flesh. Loaches expressed a different opinion.
Mengzi shouted angrily inexplicably, "Why are there so many blood-sucking mosquitoes in the world? That's because of the existence of people like you loaches who are wise enough to protect themselves and are unwilling to reach out when they encounter any injustice. The only way to deal with this evil mosquito is to shoot it to death! Shoot it to death without mercy! It comes one by one, one by one, one by one. That's how to get rid of hatred! There are too many things that can't be photographed in life, and a small mosquito is also rampant, so how can you live a comfortable life? ”
As he spoke, the fierce son slapped himself violently. This slap was hard enough, although the mosquito was slapped to death, half of his face was also red, and his face was covered with blood and broken bones of mosquitoes. The fierce son is like having an enmity with mosquitoes, and he can't wait to kill the mosquito family, pull its tendons, skin its skin, and devour its flesh, so as to vent the monstrous hatred in his heart.
According to the family background, Mengzi is considered an upper-class person. According to the meaning of his words, his parents are not small officials, and they are also suspected of mosquitoes.
But the team of the Ten Fingers Gang, under the leadership of Zhang Tao, was infected and nurtured by his thoughts, and generally had a sense of justice, and they had to be peaceful. They didn't think there was anything ridiculous about Mengzi's words, but they listened to it comfortably and relieved their hatred, and at the same time resonated. Yes! How many unjust and hateful people are in this world! They are more vicious and hateful than mosquitoes, but they are harder to get rid of than mosquitoes! Ander nuclear bombs were dozens of bombs, which turned the world upside down, leaving a pure world of white flowers.
Mosquitoes come in search of sounds, follow the taste, shout three and drink four, call friends, and gather in groups. They are swaggering and menacing, with red eyes, carrying thick needles, anxious forms and greedy faces. They are more like a group of thugs who go to suck blood and steal meat than they go to the market.
Soon, they gathered more and more, forming companies, regiments, and armies, and the speed at which they gathered made the soldiers sigh to themselves.
Some of them hovered overhead, whispering, as if plotting or scheduling. Part of it was the reckless attack on the flesh of the earth.
Mengzi's words aroused everyone's hatred for mosquitoes, they simply sat up, used meat as bait, attracted mosquitoes to attack, and then put their hands out, left and right bows, palms up mosquitoes, mosquitoes fell like rain. The sound of snapping came and went. What a vigorous man-mosquito battle!
"Mengzi, look, Lao Tzu killed two mosquitoes with one palm, it's amazing!" The fat man said proudly.
The stick old man snorted coldly and said, "What is this? I slapped five to death with one palm! ”
"Hey, hey! Fatty, look at what a mosquito I killed! "The fierce man caught the mosquitoes and showed them to the fat man.
"Wow! This mosquito is really so big, I'm afraid it's the mosquito king here. The fat man sighed.
This is actually what the countryside is commonly known as the mosquito at the foot of the bed. There are many kinds of mosquitoes, and the mosquitoes that the people suffer from mainly include Aedes mosquitoes, Culex mosquitoes, Anopheles mosquitoes, etc., as well as some rice mosquitoes, water mosquitoes, flies, etc., which do not suck blood.
When it comes to mosquitoes sucking blood, there is one thing that everyone will be surprised by, the real blood-sucking is actually the female mosquito, which sucks blood in order to increase nutrition and reproduce offspring, and when it is full, it will find a place with water to lay eggs. Male mosquitoes do not suck blood, but only suck the juice of plants, so they generally do not enter the house, and only run indoors to avoid the cold when the weather is cold after autumn.
Some of the habits of mosquitoes are unknown, and this author thinks it's quite interesting, so he will nag and nag with everyone. Mosquitoes like to wait, sometimes for hours at the door you enter, and as soon as you open the door, they will quickly follow you into the room and wait for an opportunity to bite. They are one of the few animals that can't walk, (it's not that they can't walk, but they are too lazy to walk, and they see mosquitoes crawling all over the table, mosquitoes smoked). Two people sleeping in the same bed will have two results of being "treated" by mosquitoes, one is not bitten and the other is bitten all over the body, and the reason for this outcome is not your unhygienic decision, but some characteristics of your body play a major role.
Mao Mao suddenly remembered something and exclaimed, "No! This blood-sucking mosquito really can't shoot to death! ”
Everyone was being bitten by mosquitoes and was full of anger, and even the stick old man who just said that he would not shoot the dead mosquito couldn't bear to take action, and his hands were dripping with blood, which was unbearable. That's why Mao Mao's words fell, and everyone attacked in groups.
"Maomao, the mosquito is your sister! You protect it so much. Mengzi said angrily.
"Maomao, why don't you put some blood out and lure the mosquitoes over, you saved the mosquitoes, and we are comfortable." The fat man also shouted.
Mao Mao finally waited for these angry crusades to subside a little, and then said hurriedly: "Let me tell you, I read a magazine not long ago that said such a thing. A 57-year-old woman in Wuhan died from a fungal infection after killing a mosquito and the remains of the beaten mosquito body entered the skin. ”
Naturally, everyone booed again. "Che, do you believe those things in the magazine?" "If you believe in those things, you might as well believe that the sow goes up the tree."
"Hear me out, it's kind of strange that this swatting a blood-sucking mosquito will lead to death. However, I think there is some truth in the expert's analysis. He believes that when a mosquito sucks blood, it leaves a wound on the skin, and when it is sucking blood, if it is suddenly slapped to death, the mosquito's mouthparts have not had time to be pulled out, then the wound on the human skin will not heal. The deadly fungus carried by mosquitoes may invade the body and cause bacterial infection with wounds that have not had time to heal, eventually leading to death. Of course, if a person already has a wound on his body, it can also be dangerous if he is infected with the fungus carried by the mosquito that was swatted to death. “。
Mao Mao is patient and reads according to the book, but it is also said that the head is the way. Although everyone felt that this was a bit alarmist, seeing that Mao Mao was so serious, it was not easy to save his face, so they all listened attentively. Some of them are used to listen to stories to relieve boredom, and some are half-believers, and there are no people who take it seriously. This mosquito is sucking its own blood, who can not slap it hard to vent their hatred? Instead, let it eat and drink enough and leave easily? To be able to do such a person is really inhuman!
Mao Mao finally concluded: "If a mosquito is biting, it is better to bounce it away gently than to slap it to death." ”
"It's so scary, I don't dare to fight mosquitoes in the future." Loach said with emotion.
The fat man smiled and said, "That means that because of the mosquitoes, you will not be itched to death, but they will suck the blood dry and die." ”
"What a joke! I don't know how many blood-sucking mosquitoes have been killed, but they haven't died countless times, not alive and well! Mengzi said disdainfully.
After a while, everyone had to stop the conversation again, and the mosquitoes could not help but be filled with grief and anger when they saw the bones of their compatriots, and launched a wave of more violent and crazy attacks.
There are countless mosquitoes, and this attack wave is also endless, let your palms fly, they will also crash into your palms, this spirit is really comparable to the samurai way of a small island country!
One by one, they are not only brave and abnormal, looking at death as if they were at home, but also have an extremely contemptuous and disdainful look, as if they are mocking and saying, you shoot! As long as you have the strength, you can shoot as much as you can, and you will pull it out again and again. In my mosquito family, there are many mosquitoes and great power, not only mosquitoes, but also heroes. As the poem says, what is killed, there are also descendants.