The night before the official release of "Thai Embarrassment".

Li Mu was lying on the bed, and the laptop in front of him displayed a post of "Liu Yifei", Liu Yifei pushed the door in at this time, with a cotton bath towel around his body, and it also exuded a smell that Li Mu was very familiar with and liked, obviously just finished taking a shower.

"Recently, it seems that many netizens are very dissatisfied with you." Li Mu turned his head to Liu Yifei and said.

Liu Yifei came over and leaned next to Li Mu and asked, "Yes, what did the netizens say? Do you think I'm fat again? It's all your fault, you have such a good appetite, and it's okay to always be hungry for me."

Li Mu shook his head with a smile, and said in his heart, "What women care about most is always their figure."

Liu Yifei glanced at the computer after complaining about Li Mu, and sure enough, many netizens were complaining, and she looked at them one by one.

"I only found out today that there was a scene of Sissi in "Thai Embarrassment", why didn't I see how to promote it before? I almost missed the idol's release tomorrow, damn it!"

"I only learned recently, I only knew that Sissi would be mentioned in the movie at the beginning, and I recently learned that Sissi would appear in person, and such a big thing didn't focus on publicity, and I don't know what the filmmakers think."

"Yifei's soy sauce, how can it be beaten like water, why is Nima not moving at all? Is this because you are afraid that fans will not have the money to buy tickets?"

"Isn't it good that the cameo doesn't promote you as the main character? It's clear that he has to be the protagonist to promote his father."

"yes, that's pretty kind."

"Quietly acted in another drama, but didn't tell the fans that if he should be punished, he will be punished for filming two more dramas this year and three next year!"

"Come on, this is the donkey of the production team? I guess Li Mu will definitely not be willing to use Sissi like this."

"Tickets have been bought, must see!"

"Watching the trailer is very similar to wheat bran chips, which is very much in line with the old lady's appetite."

Liu Yifei opened his mouth and bit lightly on Li Mu's arm, Li Mu pretended to be in pain and screamed, Liu Yifei immediately let go, and then pouted, "Tell you to lie to me again."

……

On Friday, July 23, the great heat, "Thai Embarrassment" was officially released nationwide.

Then the film exploded directly, without any word-of-mouth accumulation, low-cost counterattack, box office dark horse and other processes, starting from the zero point field, the venue was full, and the popularity even exceeded the best expectations of the vast majority of netizens and theater managers.

Many netizens lamented on Weibo that they had been queuing for a long time, but they still hadn't bought tickets.

A Xijing netizen "I am a monkey" posted a photo of a theater that looks like a ticket office for the Spring Festival, writing: "This is not a ticket office for the Spring Festival, let alone a boarding point for the end of the day, this is just the ticket hall of a movie theater in Xijing. It is said that all the major theaters in Xijing are so popular today, and the fire is not a star and a half, it is really scary."

Netizen "Crazy Girl Who Loves to Sing" said that it is really difficult to watch a movie easily: "Today's weather is too hot, I originally wanted to find a theater to blow the air conditioner while watching "Thai Embarrassment", and have a comfortable and beautiful day, but I didn't expect to change several theaters and didn't buy tickets for the recent period, should it be so popular!"

Netizen "Orange Cat Little Sister" complained on Weibo: "The Modu Berner Cinema is so hot, it's been in line for an hour, there are about fifty people in front, and the box office will be sold out tomorrow night, crazy crazy!"

Stars in the film and television industry have also joined the ranks of complaining.

Bai Bing posted a photo of himself queuing up to buy tickets on Weibo at noon that day, with the text: "Dreaming back to the beginning of the year, the grand occasion of "Gravity" reappeared, and I knew that movie tickets were so difficult to buy, so I came early."

Yang Mi posted a photo of waiting for the official start of the movie, and wrote: "Looking at Weibo, I found that it was difficult to buy tickets for "Thai Embarrassment", and many people queued for hours only to find that they couldn't buy tickets for the time slot they wanted to watch. At this time, I have to highly recommend director Li Mu's "Maoyan Movie". Buy tickets online, choose seats online, which time slot has tickets, which theater has tickets, all the information is clear at a glance, so you don't have to waste time anymore."

Fan Binbin also posted on Weibo: "Director Li's movie must be watched for the first time

Look, every time I watch it, I get a lot out of it."

Zhang Ziyi posted: "I knew that "Thai Embarrassment" would be very popular, so I deliberately chose to watch it on Friday, and the assistant said that there was a long queue when I bought tickets, and at first I thought it was an exaggeration by the assistant, but I didn't expect it to be even more exaggerated than what the assistant said."

Cheng Long also posted on Weibo in the morning to talk about the popularity of the theater: "Today, many friends are talking about the popularity of the release of "Thai Embarrassment", and everyone thinks it is very incredible. Some friends said that they wouldn't be surprised if "The Hunger Games" was so popular, that movie cost $70 million, and it was directed by Li Mu himself and starring Liu Yifei."

"If the soon-to-start "The Martian" is so popular, he won't be surprised, that movie has an investment of 100 million US dollars, and it is directed by Li Mu himself, starring Jiang Wen and Gong Li."

"But now that "Thai Embarrassment" is so popular, he is very surprised, the total investment of this film is only 20 million yuan, and it is not directed by Li Mu himself, how can it become so popular? I didn't feel strange at all after hearing it, because the word "Li Mu" has never disappointed the audience, and the popularity of "Thai Embarrassment" is the audience's feedback to Li Mu for making movies seriously before."

"I have been making movies for 50 years, I have witnessed many miracles, and I have created many miracles, and today, as a senior, the happiest thing is to see Chinese filmmakers who can compete and continue to make movies that the audience really likes! Come on, everyone!"

Mr. Zhang, the person in charge of Yangcheng International Cinema, told reporters: "Even the latest show of "Thai Embarrassment" is full, and tickets for the day are absolutely unavailable, so if you want to see this film, you can buy tickets at least one day in advance."

The person in charge of Wanda Cinema revealed, "The cinema has vacated 6 halls for "Thai Embarrassment", and the venue is full."

Gao Jun, the boss of the New Film Association cinema chain, said frankly: "In fact, the production of "Thai Embarrassment" is not perfect, and there is still a big gap compared with the sci-fi blockbusters directed by director Li Mu himself, but the audience, especially young audiences, is very much looking forward to a good comedy. The scripts written by Director Li Mu himself have received good responses, and they have formed a good reputation among young audiences.

"Movie box office bar" Some netizens posted: "There are too many people, there are a lot more security guards, or a small movie hall, "The Great Earthquake" half a month ago was also popular, but it has not yet reached the level of "Thai Embarrassment", and experts predict that the box office of "The Great Earthquake" will exceed 800 million, so how much box office can "Thai Embarrassment" get?"

Shen Teng, Bao Qiang, and Huang Bo were running a roadshow with director Shen Junsheng at this time, looking at the crowds in major theaters, thinking about the overwhelming hot remarks on the Internet, several people were a little frightened.

It's not that you haven't thought that "Thai Embarrassment" can be popular, but looking at this posture is no longer a problem of being able to be popular, it didn't seem to be like this when "Hurricane Rescue 2" and "Doomsday Collapse" were released last year, right?"

At this time, everyone was worried that the current explosion was just a flash in the pan.

Seven o'clock in the evening.

In the ticket buying hall of a cinema in Xijing City, the long army of ticket buyers has extended to the snack stalls opposite, and the scene is noisy, and many people are complaining impatiently.

Li Xiujie and Zhang Leyu were sitting in the rest area next to them, each with a glass of Coke with ice in front of them, and the two of them drank Coke with a straw and each made a similar gurgling sound.

"Many people on Weibo are saying that "Thai Embarrassment" is very popular, I thought it was the marketing of the filmmaker, but I didn't expect it to be so popular." At this time, Li Xiujie said.

Zhang Leyu took another sip before replying: "Many celebrities have sent news about buying tickets or watching movies, so I can only say that Li Mu's face is really big."

Li Xiujie said: "Stars are all proficient, in case one day Director Li Mu happens to have a movie that has not yet confirmed the actors, and then just thinks of the interaction of these stars today, maybe the role is yours when you turn your brain." Post a Weibo to brush the wave of existence, the cost performance is absolutely worth it!"

Li Xiujie and Zhang Leyu are both fans of Li Mu, to be precise, fans of Li Mu's sci-fi blockbusters, especially the two movies "Inception" and "Gravity", which are even more god-like in their hearts.

As for Li Mu personally writing the script, and then Shen Jun

A series of comedy movies directed by Director Sheng, it is not so important in the hearts of the two.

It's also a good movie, yes, but a good movie of this level, to be honest, I feel that many directors at home and abroad can also make it.

But when it comes to sci-fi blockbusters with an investment of about 100 million US dollars, there is really only one director in China who can shoot Li Mu.

Therefore, in the eyes of the two, making Li Mu's film company make more money has even been related to the future of the entire Chinese film!

Because only Li Mu's movies have made a lot of money, Li Mu has more motivation to continue to make big-investment sci-fi movies.

To be honest, a movie like "Thai Embarrassment" was originally something that could be watched or not, or to put it more bluntly, isn't it fragrant to download the free version on the Internet after a while?

But you really can't do this for Li Mu's films!

If a director like Li Mu and a company like Huashang Media don't make money, then Chinese movies can't get up, and Chinese audiences don't have good Chinese movies to watch!

Twenty minutes later, the check-in officially began.

The two entered Screening Hall 3 on the right with the rest of the waiting audience.

At the beginning of the movie, Xu Lang, played by Shen Teng, was doing the oil bully test, and then many audiences in the theater laughed directly, not the kind of laughter that made a sound, but the kind of smile that the corners of the mouth gently turned up.

In short, everyone felt very funny when they saw Shen Teng's serious experiment. At this time, Shen Teng has already acted in three movies in succession, such as "Hypnosis Master", "The Method of Stealing the Key", and "People in Embarrassment", especially the last two movies, which have made Shen Teng's comedy talent recognized by more and more audiences.

Many netizens said that Shen Teng was very funny when he was funny, but he could laugh to death when he was serious!

The pace of the movie is very fast, and the basic character relationships and main contradictions of the movie are clearly explained in the first three or five minutes.

The conflict between Xu Lang and his wife, his wife is divorcing him, and he has been running away.

The contradiction between Xu Lang and Gao Bo played by Huang Bo, the venture capital that both of them negotiated privately, and both of them are trying their best to find Lao Zhou, another key figure in the company, both of whom want to completely get rid of each other after they get the authorization.

Then depart, destination Thailand!

On the plane, Xu Lang and Wang Bao met fatefully, this time Wang Baoqiang played Wang Bao is still a "silly root" role, but this "silly root" is quite new compared to the previous one, and the blonde hair of the "washing, cutting and blowing" pot lid makes the audience's eyes shine.

From the beginning of Wang Bao's appearance, the jokes of the movie became dense all of a sudden. First, the content of the phone calls made by the two of them was cleverly linked, and then Wang Bao's cactus pierced Xu Lang, and finally let Wang Bao stir up Xu Lang's most critical text message.

When the plane was about to land, the flight attendant sent an entry form to each passenger, Wang Bao asked Xu Lang to help him fill it out, and then he took out his wish list for this trip to Thailand.

"First I'm going to go to the Taj Mahal, and then—"

Xu Lang turned his head to look at Wang Bao: "Hey, big brother, the Taj Mahal is in India!"

Wang Bao: "Huh? That...... Forget it, this plan is canceled."

The theater instantly burst into laughter, and some viewers even slapped their thighs hard while laughing.

And the audience whispered, "I'll go! I didn't even react when I saw it, it turns out that the Taj Mahal is in India!"

Doing a SPA, riding an elephant, swimming, worshipping Buddha, and then challenging a Muay Thai master, planting a health tree, Wang Bao's wish list was too much, which caused Xu Lang to be annoyed by listening, so he finally concluded directly: "It's traveling."

Wang Baoshang added, "I still have to see shemales!"

Then he handed Xu Lang a stack of photos of shemales, Xu Lang took them and looked at two, and then asked, "Is this a shemale?"

Wang Bao glanced at it: "This is not, this is my girlfriend."

Xu Lang: "This is your girlfriend?!"

Wang Bao looked serious: "That's right!"

Xu Lang picked up the photo: "This Liu Yifei!"

At this time, the audience's emotions were mobilized at once

got up, and then Wang Bao actually said seriously: "Yes, Liu Yifei is my girlfriend!"

Bang.

The theater burst into one of the loudest laughs of the night so far, and many of the audience burst into tears.

Some people simply laugh back and forth, and even laugh until they have a stomachache and need to cover it with their hands.

"Hahaha......

"Just these few lines should be paid to the heroine of Sissi, it's just a stroke of genius!"

"It's good-looking, it feels much denser than the first part."

"Bao Qiang is so funny, I feel that this time the character is even more brilliant."

"Shen Tengjia and Wang Baoqiang, this combination is simply amazing!"

When he came to Chiang Mai, Wang Bao accidentally discovered that there were "spies" at the airport, and Xu Lang found out that his mobile phone was tracked by Gao Bo. He got rid of Gao Bo, so he secretly put his mobile phone in Wang Bao's bag, and promised very perfunctorily that he would eat the scallion pancakes he made next time he went to Beijing.

When the two separated, Wang Bao suddenly revealed a big secret of his very embarrassed, he and Xu Lang are already friends now, and if they are friends, they shouldn't lie to him.

"I'm sorry, big brother, I just lied to you, actually, Liu Yifei is not my girlfriend yet."

"Okay, I know, have a good trip, goodbye, goodbye!"

"My mother likes Liu Yifei, she is a "family"

In an instant, the theater burst into laughter again.

The audience watched Wang Bao's sense of self-blame for deceiving people, and watched him seriously explain that Liu Yifei was not actually his girlfriend yet, and then the audience couldn't hold it back anymore.

Almost every corner of the theater was filled with laughter from the audience, some of whom even burst out of the popcorn they had just stuffed into their mouths, and some of them couldn't stop coughing.

Especially when everyone knows that Liu Yifei in reality is actually Li Mu's girlfriend, which makes this joke even more charming.

Next, Xu Lang was as unlucky as ever, lost his passport in the car, and obviously stuffed the mobile phone with the tracker installed to Wang Bao, but Gao Bo still chased it nearby.

Immediately afterwards, Wang Bao appeared next to Xu Lang again, and it turned out that he sent Xu Lang's mobile phone back.

Watching Wang Bao show off loudly that he sent Xu Lang's mobile phone back, Xu Lang suddenly had a drowning expression, but the audience looked very happy.

The lines of the two are extremely funny, Wang Bao said "My mother said it" one by one, Xu Lang played solitaire with him, and finally said the classic line: "I found that you are a strange flower!"

Almost every line in the movie is a joke, Xu Lang said that your brain is in water, Wang Bao exaggerated and said "How do you know!"

Almost every moment in the theater, the audience burst into laughter.

Xu Lang really couldn't stand Wang Bao's strange flowers, but he lost his passport and couldn't move an inch, Wang Bao forgot to bring his wallet and couldn't even pay the fare, so the two hit it off and formed a new combination called "Thai Legend".

Xu Lang heard that Wang Bao's scallion pancakes could sell 800 a day, and immediately planned a plan to make the scallion pancakes bigger and stronger, which is a franchise fee and a chain store, with a net income of 300 million yuan per year, and it can even be listed in less than two years.

In the end, Xu Lang simply wanted to buy Wang Bao's scallion pancake recipe, and Wang Bao still agreed, but Wang Bao's next sentence almost didn't make the audience laugh to death.

"My recipe is that I have to make it myself, I can't ask someone, I can't freeze it, it has to be freshly baked."

When I went back to the hotel, a sexy Thai beauty thanked Xu Lang for helping to hold down the elevator, and then Wang Bao's tethered operation came again, and he asked Xu Lang unabashedly in front of the Thai beauty:

"Did you say this person is a shemale?"

Following Xu Lang's gaze, the camera slowly moved up from the beauty's legs until the perfect woman's whole body was shot.

Xu Lang replied, "Let me tell you, all the beauties you see in Thailand are shemales."

Wang Baodao:

"Do you bet?"

Xu Lang: "What don't I dare, do you dare to ask?"

Wang Bao: "Do you dare?"

Xu Lang: "I dare, do you dare?"

Wang Bao: "I dare."

Xu Lang: "You ask!"

Wang Bao really stretched out his hand to greet the beauty, but the beauty answered a phone call at this time: "Hey, I'm in the elevator, there are two *** in the elevator!"

Wang Bao and Xu Lang were stupid, and the audience was all stunned.

It turns out that this Thai beauty knows Chinese!

Moreover, people speak Mandarin better than most ordinary Chinese people in China!

"Hahaha......

"No, no, no, I'm laughing to death!"

"Awesome, absolutely amazing!"

"Two ***, hahaha!"

"This should be in the same group as the two shemales outside just now, so this is the story of three shemales and two ***?"

"Is this TM a plot conceived by carbon-based creatures? My stomach hurts when I laugh!"

……

It's really just a burst of laughter in the audience, and no one is afraid of disturbing others, everyone is laughing, who are you afraid of disturbing?

It's weird that you don't laugh!

Some people lost all the gum in their mouths, some buried their heads in their companions' arms and trembled violently, as if they were laughing, and some people finally stopped laughing, but after a few seconds, they laughed again like a nervous disorder.

Hold it for a while, laugh for a while, hold it for a while, and then laugh again.

Seriously, it's been a long time since you've seen such a funny movie.