Chapter 182 Box office, everyone inside and outside the circle was stunned
"What do you think of this movie?" Li Xiujie rubbed his cheeks, which were already smiling and hurting, and asked.
Zhang Leyu glanced at the other audience and said, "I don't feel that there is anything too outstanding, but you see, the whole theater is laughing crazy, I hope it will always be so funny in the future."
Li Xiujie nodded.
At this time, the plot of the movie continues.
Xu Lang and Wang Bao met Gao Bo when they got off the elevator, and in order to get rid of Gao Bo, Xu Lang tricked Wang Bao into stealing Gao Bo's passport.
But people always have to think of a reason for stealing their passports, so Xu Lang lied to Wang Bao that he slept with Gao Bo's wife.
Xu Langbiao acted: "Because, I brought him a green hat."
Wang Bao's eyes widened and said, "You put him to sleep?"
Xu Lang corrected speechlessly: "I slept with his wife."
Wang Bao repeated, "You slept with his wife?"
Xu Lang: "It was his wife who seduced me first."
Wang Bao continued to repeat: "It was his wife who seduced you first?"
Xu Lang: "My wife and I are true love."
Wang Bao still repeated: "Are you and his wife true love?"
The plot of the elevator ladyboy just now has not been slowed down by many audiences, but there is another super hilarious plot right away, looking at the question and answer of this pair of living treasures, the theater unexpectedly laughed collectively again.
Especially when Wang Bao asked seriously, "Did you sleep with him?" , and when Xu Lang helplessly corrected that it was "I slept with his wife", the female audience in the theater completely let go of themselves, and the laughter even overshadowed the male audience at the scene.
And this is not the end, and then the process of Wang Bao stealing the passport is full of jokes.
Knock off the ashtray and catch it with your foot.
Gao Bo came to the front of him and saw that he was discovered, but as soon as the camera turned, Gao Bo put on a mask and pasted cucumber slices on his eyes.
Whether it is Xu Lang hiding under the bed of two shemales and a white man to suffer, or Wang Bao massaging Gao Bo with the technique of scallion pancakes, almost every small plot can make the entire theater laugh collectively.
After getting the location of the temple where Lao Zhou was, Xu Lang took the opportunity to get rid of Wang Bao, but as soon as Wang Bao turned around, he met Gao Bo. Then, Wang Bao began to persuade Gao Bo.
"This kind of thing, you can't just blame him, my mother said, a slap doesn't make a sound." In the car, Wang Bao said so seriously.
Gao Bo replied while driving: "Life is like a game of chess, who will have the last laugh is not certain, but I have long been used to this kind of thing."
The two of them each said their own words, and the laughter was directly full!
"You're used to it? That's something wrong with your wife!"
"It's my wife's!"
"It was your wife who seduced him first."
"Huh?"
"That's true love!"
"What?"
"But don't worry, I've already sworn that he'll never cuckold you again."
It's amazing.
At this moment, the entire screening room was boiling, laughing and sobbing, and almost everyone was laughing.
Wang Baoqiang's acting skills are back to basics, and Huang Bo's acting skills are second to none in China.
Wang Baoqiang said the green hat lie made up by Xu Lang seriously, Huang Bo answered the grievances between him and Xu Lang with his own care, and the two of them said their own words, which was completely the donkey's lips and the horse's mouth.
Bang!
Together, it forms an explosive joke!
I don't know how many times the entire theater has burst into laughter, and some viewers even burst into tears.
Xu Lang mistakenly broke into the underworld territory, and Wang Bao and Huang Bo found Xu Lang, which caused a series of chaos.
"Are you trying to dump me?"
"We slept in a room last night!"
Wang Bao questioned Xu Lang, and the words were alive and well when his girlfriend was questioning her scumbag boyfriend, and the contrast of identities made the plot interesting and full of laughter.
Wang Bao and Xu Lang drove away
, Gao Bo was caught by the underworld, and then he made a phone call to his wife under the control of the underworld.
"Xiao Man, two things, first of all, you give me some money."
"Dead Neck, where the hell did you die?!"
"I'm telling you don't talk to me in that tone, there are some things we'll talk about when we go back."
"You make it clear."
"You know what you know!"
"Know what?"
"What's going on with Xu Lang?"
"What's wrong with Xu Lang?"
"I ask you whose child it is?"
"You're farting!"
Huang Bo's acting skills here are amazing, the aggrieved little expression, the sad background music, is simply full of drama, and the more miserable Huang Bo is abused, the more the audience in the theater laughs.
It's really the kind that can make people laugh out of internal injuries.
Is the plot set up here clever?
Not necessarily!
So far, three of the worst episodes that the audience laughs at revolve around the "green hat" on Huang Bo's head.
When Xu Lang made up nonsense to Wang Bao, the audience laughed miserably; When Wang Bao persuaded Gao Bo, the audience laughed miserably again; And when Gao Bo called his wife, the audience laughed miserably again.
A "green hat" stalk connects three hilarious points, which seem to be very ordinary, but you can't stand it, and the people really love to watch this.
This is the same as Lao Guo making jokes about Yu Qian's family at every turn, many people scolded the vulgarity, but the audience's response was good.
It's the same in "Thai Embarrassment", the laughter is not advanced, but the audience's faces are really cramping with laughter.
As Xu Lang gave up the oil bully and returned to his family, many viewers realized that the movie had come to an end, and some viewers in the theater began to express their reluctance.
"It's good, it's coming to an end, I haven't seen enough."
"I laughed, I felt like I laughed more than I laughed in a year, I haven't seen such a pure comedy for many years, it's just that the time is shorter, not enough to watch!"
"Li Mu should write more comedy scripts in the future, other comedies are hard to scratch your squeaky nest, and the comedy written by Li Mu can really make people laugh and cry."
"Wang Bao is the biggest surprise, Shen Teng's comedy talent is off the charts, and Huang Bo's acting skills are also very good. I feel like this series can go on forever."
"It's too short, it should be longer."
No matter how reluctant the audience is, it can't change the fact that the movie is about to end.
When Wang Bao was making scallion pancakes, he suddenly received a call from Xu Lang, and the item on his wish list to go to the beach was not fulfilled, and Xu Lang said that he would help him take pictures to make up for it.
As a result, Xu Lang actually invited Liu Yifei and Wang Bao to take a photo.
When Liu Yifei appeared, many people in the theater couldn't help but say "wow".
In fact, many viewers originally came for Liu Yifei, and everyone already knew that there was a cameo scene of Liu Yifei in the movie for about a minute.
But when I see this, there will be a few people who remember this stubble!
I have long forgotten it in the continuous laughter.
As a result, when Liu Yifei suddenly appeared, many viewers were stunned.
The most amazing thing is that after a series of foreshadowing, Liu Yifei's appearance is extremely ingenious and fits the plot.
So this scene is the biggest surprise of the whole movie.
Originally, the previous plot had made everyone laugh enough, and they laughed crazy, and they felt that it was worth the ticket price for a long time, but with the return of the protagonist Xu Lang to the family, Wang Bao continued to make his scallion pancakes, and everyone felt that it would be enough to wait for the end later, and there should be no too interesting plot.
The result?
In the end, the director actually came to another big job - Liu Yifei played herself in her true colors!
The movie ends.
Li Xiujie and Zhang Leyu walked out of the theater with the crowd, and Li Xiujie suddenly said, "My cheeks hurt from laughing."
Zhang Leyu said, "Me too."
"Chinese comedy movies are all the same
I'm very satisfied to be able to shoot like this." Li Xiujie said.
Zhang Leyu said: "This is too much to ask, there are not many people who can write such a good comedy script."
Li Xiujie said: "But Li Mu doesn't have time to shoot this level of script, and what people want to shoot is "Inception" and "Gravity"!"
Zhang Leyu said: "It's hard to imagine what Huaxia movies would be like now without Li Mu."
The other viewers around the two were also discussing the plot just now.
"Yes, it's funnier than expected."
"It's awesome, although I know that the movie is not perfect, but I just can't stop laughing."
"I feel that the plot is not as good as the first part, but the laughter is much denser than the first part."
"The biggest surprise of the whole night was Liu Yifei, who was free of urine during the whole process!"
After dinner, Li Mu lay on the bed and began to beckon Liu Yifei to give him a massage.
"Wife, come here!"
"What?"
"I'm sour, give me a button."
"Where would I be?"
"You ride on me first."
"Okay, and then?"
"Then you just knead me with the dough kneading technique."
Liu Yifei rolled up his sleeves and was about to make a move, but immediately stopped when he heard the words.
"Kneading dough? I don't!"
"Alright then, you better rub it casually!"
Ten minutes later, Li Mu yawned and said, "I'm sleepy."
Liu Yifei got down from him: "The box office of "Thai Embarrassment" came out on the first day in the early morning, don't you wait?"
Li Mu yawned again, then turned over and covered himself with the quilt, and said, "What am I waiting for that thing for, I won't lose a dime if I look at it tomorrow morning."
Liu Yifei put his face on the side of Li Mu's face and asked, "I'll search for a massage video tutorial on the Internet and download it, and I'll press it for you when I learn it."
"No!" Li Mu objected.
Liu Yifei was puzzled and asked, "Why? What's wrong?"
Li Mu said: "Go online, and download massage videos, I'm afraid that you will accidentally get a virus."
Liu Yifei said in disbelief: "It's not that I can't access the Internet, and besides, there is antivirus software on my computer."
Li Mu said: "I'll just say it bluntly, I have downloaded the "Thai Body Massage Video Tutorial" before."
Liu Yifei: "And then? What's wrong?"
At this time, Li Mu leaned in and whispered something in Liu Yifei's ear, and then Liu Yifei giggled and got into Li Mu's bed.
"Is the video still there?"
"Deleted, sleep!"
In the morning, Li Mu opened his eyes and saw Liu Yifei getting dressed, and he couldn't help but praise: "It's not a loss to the woman I like, even without makeup is so beautiful."
Liu Yifei glanced at Li Mu, and then simply tied up his scattered hair and ran to the dressing room.
Li Mu casually picked up the mobile phone placed on the bedside at this time.
At 0:30 last night, China Film sent the data of the first day of "Thai Embarrassment" to his mobile phone, and he clicked on it casually.
This is the box office data counted by the special fund office, and it is also the most accurate box office data.
The real-time box office of platforms such as Maoyan in Later Years relies on the ticket sales data of their own platforms, and then estimates the approximate box office figures through a set of complex calculation formulas, which are not the same as the figures provided by China Film.
Li Mu's gaze quickly swept over the email, and then finally landed on the line of numbers.
"$115,000,000."
Li Mu's eyes froze.
"It broke 100 million, the box office on the first day broke 100 million, this is - breaking my own first-day box office record and single-day box office record?!"
After a while, he immediately opened Weibo and posted a text:
"The movie # "People in Embarrassment: Thai Embarrassment" #首日票房1 120 million yuan, breaking the box office record on the first day of the Chinese market, congratulations to director Shen Junsheng
Congratulations to Shen Teng, Bao Qiang, Huang Bo, and all the other actors and staff in front of and behind the scenes."
At the end, a promotional poster of "Thai Embarrassment" was also posted.
After doing this, Li Mu put down his mobile phone and got up to get dressed.
At this time, Li Mu's Weibo fans have reached nearly 10 million, and his influence cannot be underestimated, and many people in the circle have paid attention to his Weibo.
In the morning, Director Feng Xiaogang picked up his mobile phone after getting up, and then he swiped Weibo as usual.
Seeing that someone in the watchlist had updated Weibo, he clicked on it casually.
"The box office of "Thai Embarrassment" on the first day——"
Feng Xiaogang was energetic all of a sudden, and he unconsciously rubbed his eyes, for fear that he had seen it wrong.
"100,000,000,115...... 10,000 - 115 million? Written wrong, right? How can it be! is higher than the single-day box office record set by the film directed by Li Mu himself?"
"Maybe the data is wrong, wait until noon to see if it will be corrected."
"So much higher than my Quake? How is this possible?! With an investment of 20 million and a box office of 115 million on the first day, the profit in one day is more than twice the cost?"
Zhang Yimou, Chen Kaige, Jiang Wen and other domestic directors also saw this Weibo, and everyone's instinctive reaction was surprisingly consistent, almost all of them immediately felt that Li Mu had written the wrong number.
Small cost, not directed by Li Mu himself, the box office on the first day was 115 million!
To be honest, everyone can't accept it.
If Li Mu had this achievement, forget it.
After all, Li Mu is a top international director who has won the Oscar for Best Film and Best Director.
After all, his movies have almost swept the world in recent years, and there are two works in the top ten movies in the world.
lost to Li Mu, and the big directors of the older generation can barely balance in their hearts.
But, Shen Junsheng?
This is a puppet director who is so lucky that he has a solid foundation but average creativity, and everything has to follow Li Mu's storyboard. But now, it is this puppet director's work that can surpass the box office of their older generation of big directors?
Although it is said that since ancient times, the back waves have pushed the front waves, but ......
Shen Junsheng?
Why?
Actor Song Ji was the first to repost Weibo, followed by Gao Yuanyuan, then Fan Binbin, Tong Liya, Bai Bing, Yang Mi, Shen Teng, Wang Baoqiang, Huang Bo, Huang Xiaoming, Hu Ge, Zhang Ziyi, Gong Li, Cheng Long, Li Lianlian, Chen Musheng and so on.
After retweeting, most people put aside what they were doing for a while and pondered it.
Everyone is a very ambitious person, and looking at these dizzying box office figures, almost everyone's mood has been hit a lot.
Soon Li Mu's father Li Yuansheng and mother Liu Xiaohui also reposted Weibo, and then Liu Yifei, who has tens of millions of fans, has just finished putting on makeup. Then there is the official Weibo of "People in Embarrassment", and the official Weibo also added a well-made good news.
Shen Junsheng didn't sleep all night.
He originally planned to stay until he received the box office data and slept with the American emperor, but he never expected that the box office of "Thai Embarrassment" would directly exceed 100 million on the first day!
115 million, what is this concept?
Director Li Mu, whose reputation is directly after Spielberg and James Cameron, his most respected director Li Mu, all his movies are counted, the highest first-day box office in the domestic part is only 80 or 90 million, and the highest single-day box office is 100 million points.
As a result, his "Thai Embarrassment" directly won 115 million on Friday?
Don't be so exaggerated! Is this really a mistake in the statistics of the Dedicated Office?
At this moment, the entire entertainment industry was a sensation, and there was discussion everywhere that the Chinese film industry had killed a super dark horse after Li Mu!
In the past, no matter how brilliant the box office results of "People in Embarrassment" and "How to Steal the Key" were, the name that people mentioned the most when discussing these films was always Li Mu, as if these movies were directed by Li Mu himself.
But this time it was a different story.
This time, the three words "Shen Junsheng" finally got rid of the shadow that had been pressing on his head for a long time.
At the same time, most of the outsiders are talking about it, while the insiders are waiting for tomorrow's data of "Thai Embarrassment".
"Thai Embarrassment" is indeed a very good movie, but it should never be so high at the box office!
An unreasonable box office must not be sustainable, so look at today's box office performance!
It's another day.
Soon, the next-day box office of "Thai Embarrassment" came out.
"142 million!"
At this moment, the entire entertainment industry, and even the entire Huaxia Internet, were almost blinded by this box office figure.
"142 million?"
"Even if the follow-up box office curve of "Thai Embarrassment" is not as bright as "Gravity", even if it is calculated by the model of a general movie, this is going straight to the box office of 1.2 billion, right?"
"Li Muzhen is so awesome? I heard that Director Shen Junsheng wrote a script by himself, but Director Li Mu rejected it, and then Director Li Mu casually threw out the current script, and the result was a production cost of 20 million, and the box office went straight to 1.2 billion?"
"What kind of anti-heaven rate of return is this T?"
To be honest, the entire entertainment industry was scared at this moment.
Li Mu can throw out a script today and let an originally ordinary director directly kill a group of older generation of big directors in seconds, what if he starts cultivating three or five "Shen Junsheng" tomorrow?
When the time comes, will you be able to mass-produce new directors who surpass the older generation of directors?
Just ask if you have a sense of crisis!
On the third day, the national box office of "Thai Embarrassment" was 139 million, and so far the movie has been released for a total of three days, with a cumulative box office of 396 million - almost 400 million in 3 days?
20 million cost, 400 million in 3 days?
What else can you say? What else can you figure out?
There's nothing to say, and there's nothing to think about, because this T can't understand it at all!
Just this "Thai Embarrassment", is it like this?
Why?