Chapter Seventy-Three: Five Lucky Stars
The location of prisoners in prisons changes periodically, and the cycle and mode of change vary according to the management habits and moods of the prison guards in each place.
Liangkun unexpectedly met an acquaintance in Makeng Prison.
"Hey, you're not ......," Liangkun asked, pointing to the other party's nose.
"What is? I'm not. The other party denied it angrily, and motioned to someone around.
Liangkun met Lanks, the chief inspector of the Mong Kok Special Duties Team, who had a one-sided relationship.
"You owe me money and think you don't have to pay it back if you hide in prison? Pay it back! Taking advantage of the fact that Lanks didn't dare to reveal his identity, of course Liangkun wanted to tease him.
"What money? The money at the table, of course, was returned at the table. "Ranks isn't a fuel-efficient lamp either.
"You can leave the gambling account alone, you can't pay back the money you call chickens, right?" Liangkun is not just a little lacking in morality.
"Oh, you're a fool." Several of the other cellmates pointed at Lanx with disdain.
"As soon as I entered the room, I was checked by the police, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet!" Lanx is worthy of being from the anti-pornography group, and he is particularly experienced, and while he confesses, he is making a gesture to fight with Liangkun.
The prisoners next to him, on the one hand, are not afraid of mud when washing radishes, and are not afraid of big things when they see the excitement, on the other hand, for safety, they take Liangkun and Lanx as the center of the circle, and arrange them at a safe distance from the center of the circle to form a circle.
Lanks took the opportunity to whisper to Liangkun: "I'm also undercover, you should cooperate." ”
Liangkun nodded, but he was taken by surprise and unprepared, and gave Lanx's eye-sealing punch, which made Lanx's left eye wear sunglasses.
"Damn, you're really!" Lanks is not good at stubble, and he slapped his yin leg and made Liangkun bend down.
Sealing the eyes fist to tease the yin legs, flirting the yin legs to seal the eyes fist, both of them deliberately did not use the police fighting skills learned from the police academy, a bad fight was fought, Lanx's eyes were like pandas, and Liangkun's clothes became beggars, and the other prisoners were dumbfounded.
Makeng Prison is full of prisoners with short sentences, so there are no cell bosses, so naturally no one cares about the fight between Liangkun and Lanx.
When asked by the prison guard, both of them admitted to "falling", while the others "didn't see anything" and had to be warned to "don't make trouble" and give up.
After being warned by the prison guards, Liangkun and Lanx are another drama of "no fighting, no acquaintance", and they naturally become good friends.
The other prisoners saw the two "ruthless men" forming a party, either leaning over or deliberately alienating them.
There were four people leaning over, Curly, Teapot, Vaseline, and Exhaust Pipe.
"My name is Su Ji, and I am a social activist whose main job is to help the disadvantaged get justice." The first thing to introduce yourself is curly.
"What secretary? Look at your wool rolls, and call you curl your hair. Liangkun said impatiently, "What disadvantaged groups have you helped?" ”
Speaking of his prestige history, Curly Hair was full of energy, "I have participated in the legalization of prostitution and drugs." I also came up with a lot of sharp slogans for them. ”
Lanks asked fiercely, "Which slogans?" Let's hear it. ”
"One phoenix on the first floor is always love, and thousands of rivers and mountains are always love."
"Heng Mei coldly pointed at Qianfu, bowing his head and being willing to be a son of a cow."
"We don't want to be a parasite of society, we don't want to sit back and enjoy the fruits of other people's hard work, we just bring a little comfort to the frustrated."
"Is manual labor deplorable, and what is the crime of supporting a husband?"
"In the entertainment industry, there is no distinction between high and low; Prostitution is legal and everyone's responsibility. ”
Curly's catchy and brilliant slogans made Ranks, the chicken-killing inspector, angry, and the legalization of prostitutes was not a smashing of his job?
Lanks slapped Curly on the head, "You shameful groom. ”
Suddenly remembering something, Lanks apologized to Liangkun: "I'm sorry, I'm not saying you're shameful, I'm talking about this shameless literati and Sven scum." ”
"Oh, you're a groom." Curly, teapot, petroleum jelly, and exhaust pipe pointed at Liangkun and said with disdain in unison.
Liangkun straightened his chest and said: "I don't want to be a groom now, and I can be a big brother after I go out." ”
The tall, handsome, and talented Vaseline looked at Liangkun, still pondering the word "groom" in his mouth, when suddenly he clapped his hands and said, "I remember." ”
After saying that, Vaseline regretted it again and covered his mouth.
Several other people surrounded Vaseline and said, "Do you know? He who speaks half of his speech will go to hell when he dies, and half of his tongue will be plucked out. ”
Vaseline couldn't see it, so he had to tell his own experience.
It turned out that Vaseline was also an old man, specializing in places like jewelry stores to try on jewelry watches, and then used fake pistols and ketchup to drag other innocent customers into the water, creating chaos with fake shootings, and taking the opportunity to get out with jewelry and watches.
"That day, before I missed, I also brought a horse to visit Brother Kun's horse pen, originally to be lucky. I don't know if it's the decline of Ma Zi or the decline of Brother Kun, so I met a group of real robbers in the jewelry store without dying. Those provincial and Hong Kong flag soldiers really dare to kill people, if I hadn't pretended to be dead, I'm afraid I wouldn't have had a chance to go to prison. ”
"It turned out that it was Dadong's single case that involved you too. You can rest assured, Dadong was killed by the police, and it can be regarded as revenge for you. Liangkun comforted.
The teapot and exhaust pipe are relatively simple, just two thieves.
The exhaust pipe is a car thief, neither stealing the whole car, nor smashing the glass to steal the owner's belongings left in the car, but stealing the parts of the car parked on the side of the road. One day, I was too careless, and I didn't see it clearly, and in front of Sham Shui Po Superintendent Xu Qi'an, I unloaded Xu Qi'an's wheels and got personal stolen goods.
The teapot broke into the empty door, and it ended up being a ghost. Others are turning off the lights and want to surprise the birthday person. The teapot broke in and was directly opened by a group of people in the face.
When Lanx heard this, he almost couldn't hold back his laughter, "I'll tell you a joke about the unlucky boss." There was a boss who had a birthday, and the female secretary invited the boss to her house to celebrate the birthday. ”
"Wouldn't that be nice?" Teapot yearns for this kind of rich man's life.
"When I arrived at the secretary's house, the secretary asked the boss to wait in the living room for a while, and then went into the bedroom to find her five minutes later, saying that he wanted to surprise the boss."
"Wouldn't that be better? The birthday is far away. Vaseline smiled narrowly.
The boss thought so at the time. But five minutes later, the boss walked into the bedroom and found the female secretary and other staff inside, holding a birthday cake waiting for him. ”
"That's not bad, the staff loves the boss very much, and the boss should be very happy." Curly believes in the capitalist myth that employees love their bosses.
"But at that time, the boss took off his clothes and went in."
"Hahaha......" A group of people laughed so happily that only the teapot couldn't laugh.
"That means the four of you don't have a big brother cover? That's fine, why don't you follow me. Whether it's inside or out, I'll cover you. ”
Curly hair, teapot, petroleum jelly, and exhaust pipes looked at each other, not knowing whether Liangkun could cover it as he said, and he was a little cold for a while.