Chapter Seventy-Four: Cigars
At this time, a guy in the cell who was originally alienated from Liangkun and the others said lazily: "Liangkun, why does your little brother always look at me with sinister eyebrows?" ”
Liang Kun brushed aside the curly hair, teapot, petroleum jelly, and exhaust pipe to look at the person who spoke, it turned out to be an old guy in his forties and fifties, his hair was combed and smooth, and his mustache was meticulously trimmed, but it was still difficult to hide his charlatan and the fierce light in his eyes.
"Who do you say?" Lanks choked and whispered to Liangkun: "He is Chen Chao, who engaged in counterfeit banknotes, and came in because of the crime of holding counterfeit banknotes." ”
Chen Chao cocked his mustache and said, "Whoever confesses is whoever he says!" ”
"Why do you say I'm Ah Kun's little brother? I can't be his big brother? Lanks acquiesced to his wink.
"In order to avenge his eldest brother Feixiong, Hong Xingliangkun forced Jiang Long to jump off the building and break his leg, shoot Jiang Hu to death, and defeat the 'Dragon and Tiger Brothers'. Who does not know the people of the way? You say you're the big brother, so you're Feixiong? Hum! Chen Chao walked over, glanced at Lanks, and then stretched out his right hand to Liangkun.
Liangkun noticed that Chen Chao's outstretched right hand was "three and a half incense".
"Three and a half incense" is represented by fingers, the little finger is the first incense, the ring finger is the second incense, the third finger is the third incense, the index finger and the big finger are connected into a circle, this circle is represented in the circle, the index finger and the three fingers become parallel to only half of the cut, so it can only be said to be half a handful of incense.
Regarding the "three and a half incense", the prince also once taught Liangkun related verses:
The brothers were ordered to speak, and the three half-incense words were clear:
The head of the incense comes to the loyal and righteous incense, and the sheep's horn mourns and Zuo Botao.
Holding soil and burning incense to worship, the two brothers went to Qinbang.
Bo Tao was seriously ill halfway, and Jiao mourned and sent Panchuan to the end.
On a different day, he left the dynasty and went home, and sacrificed to sweep the grave to avenge his injustice.
This is the first handful of loyal incense.
Two handfuls of incense come to benevolence and righteousness, and Taoyuan is righteous Liu Guanzhang.
Brother Xuzhou was separated, and Guan Gong was trapped in Tushan.
Cao Cao sent Zhang Wenyuan and said that Guan Gong surrendered to Cao Cao.
On the horse gold to get off the horse silver, ten beauties to relieve the robes.
Later, he repaired the resignation table and went to the ancient city to meet the old friends.
This is the two incense sticks of benevolence and righteousness.
Three handfuls of incense come to the root incense, and Liangshan has Song Jiang.
Gather one hundred and eight generals, regardless of men and women, to set up the battlefield.
Hebei received Lu Junyi, and there were soldiers from the outside and grain from inside.
These are three handfuls of root incense.
Half a handful of incense comes to the majestic incense, and the Wagang village is strong.
Biting gold is blessed as the mountain master, and the king of Western Wei is fake and righteous.
Thirty-six people were united in righteousness, and three of them did not vote for Tang.
What a loyal king, Bodang, the king of Western Wei who bravely protects the lord.
King Tang beheaded Shan Xiongxin, and Qin Qiong cried back half a handful of incense.
To learn the Taoyuan three knots, Mo learn from the Wagang King of Western Wei.
After the three half-incense were finished, the order was handed over in front of the Zhongyi Hall.
Seeing Chen Chao meet with Hongmen etiquette, Liangkun hurriedly shook his spirits, and also stretched out "three and a half incense" to shake hands with Chen Chao, and then read according to the "Heroes of the World Visiting Heroes" taught by the prince:
"The sun rises and the east is a little red, and Qin Qiong hits a horse to Shandong.
Hanging a pair of gold armor, visiting guests from all over the world.
Zhang Liang visited Han Xin with a sword, and Liu Beiguan and Zhang visited Wolong.
Taizu Xue visited Zhao Pu at night, and Wu Yong often visited Jade Qilin.
Wei Chi visited the white-robed general, and King Wen Weishui visited the Taigong.
The stars in the sky visit the stars, and the underground heroes visit the heroes.
Only the brothers have nowhere to visit, so I came here to visit the brothers.
I have heard for a long time that the eldest brother is righteous, and the mountains and rivers are beautiful and we meet again. ”
Chen Chao nodded, and then read "I Have Not Taken the Driver", and said:
"I didn't know that your brother was coming, and he didn't make any arrangements.
I didn't take over the driver, and I was helpless.
Brother Ren is better than Uncle Liu Huang, and his majesty is better than Wagangzhai.
The handover is better than the rain in time, and the lecture has been on the platform for criticizing the law. ”
Then, Liangkun and Chen Chao read "It's All Liangshan Sticks of Incense" together, and said:
"Even the incense is incense after incense, it is a stick of incense from Liangshan.
If you don't share the mountains, you will also share the hall, and if you don't share the father, you will also share the mother.
Blessings are shared, and disasters are shared.
There are only golden potted flowers, how can there be a Liangshan family!
There is only one Liangshan, how can there be two water margins!
Your brother is a genius, a genius, a civil and military all-rounder,
Thirty-six heavenly books are seen, and seventy-two local pages are clearly seen. ”
The two of them couldn't see it when they read it together, but when they read it together, they could see that Liangkun was stumbling and mixing soup with water.
Liangkun and Chen Chao looked at each other and smiled, letting go of their clasped hands.
Chen Chao smiled: "With the new red stick Chen Chao." ”
Liangkun smiled: "Hongxing is forty-nine Liangkun." Actually, I've already gone to the door of the prince. ”
Chen Chao pointed to the curly hair, teapot, Vaseline, exhaust pipe, and Lanx, and said: "You have eyes but don't know Mount Tai, now that Brother Kun is popular, you don't follow at this time, and you won't have a chance to follow after you go out." ”
Curly hair, teapot, Vaseline, exhaust pipe, and Lanks heard Chen Chao, the fierce man in the rivers and lakes they all know, say this, and they didn't dare to come out.
Chen Chao patted Liangkun's shoulder and said, "Brother, let's talk here." ”
Hearing Chen Chao's words, everyone dispersed.
The two of them came to Chen Chao's bed and sat down, and Chen Chao handed Liangkun a cigar.
Liangkun said in surprise: "I only know that there are cigarettes sold in prison, and there is only Fushou (low-end cigarette brand), and there is not even Hongwan (red packaging Marlboro)." I didn't expect you to have such good goods. ”
Chen Chao said indifferently: "When my daughter came to see me, I asked someone to send it in, and it wasn't guns or drugs, what was it." No cigar cutter, it's going to be down! ”
Chen Chao lit a match and gave way to Liangkun.
Liangkun hurriedly held the fire with both hands, bit the cigar towards the fire, slowly rotated the cigar around the fire, and when every part of the cigar head burned evenly, he took a light puff and tasted the first cigar.
After taking the first inhale, Liangkun began to cough.
Chen Chao hurriedly threw away the match, patted Liangkun on the back, and said, "I see that you still look decent when you light a cigar, what's the matter?" Can't suck this thing? ”
Liangkun said helplessly: "I was born in poverty, and I have only seen others suck it, but I haven't sucked it myself." ”
Chen Chao smiled: "I am also from a poor family!" But smoking cigars, tasting wine, and playing golf are things that we big brothers have to learn, or how to talk to those bosses? ”
Liangkun said: "Brother Chao has a point, if you can't play together, you can't be friends." Even if you don't have friends, how can you do business? ”
Chen Chao nodded, and then said: "After lighting a cigar, put it in your mouth and start smoking." Don't inhale the smoke, it's going to be choking. You've also tried it, and it's embarrassing to choke on smoking. Cigars are not like ordinary cigarettes, and the nicotine content of nicotine and other nicotines is about ten to dozens of times that of ordinary cigarettes. This level of content is very harmful to the health of the body once it passes through the lungs, and it does not enjoy the true meaning of cigars. Cigars are mainly tasted with the mouth and nasal cavity, stirring with the tip of the tongue to let the smoke fully circulate in the mouth and then slowly exhale, savoring the sweetness of the smoke. Don't know how to spit out cigarettes? Here's a tip: don't suck in air with a diaphragm, imagine you're inhaling something in a straw, filling your mouth with smoke, and blowing it out. Do this four or five times until your cigar starts to produce a heavy white smoke. At this time, you can relax. Your cigar smoke is already bright enough, and it will burn on its own for a while, so you don't have to smoke it all the time. In order to keep it burning and smoke well, drag it about once or twice a minute. Relax and enjoy the smell of smoke. Smoking a cigar is not about how fast or slow you smoke, usually a cigar is smoked for about 30 minutes to 2 hours, depending on the size of your cigar. Like the one we're smoking now, it takes about an hour. ”