Chapter 24: Don't Bully the Poor (1)
Chen Haonan, Da Tianer, pheasant, banana peel, and watermelon peel have been invested in Liangkun's door for a year or two, because they have a hobby of rock music and are still young, so Liangkun has been throwing them to Wang Jie, hoping to find a way to be a rock singer.
However, Liangkun was still slapped in the face by Chen Haonan and others with his strength, and he really responded to that sentence:
Don't take your hobbies and challenge other people's jobs!
Accompanied by Liangkun throughout the process, Chen Haonan stumbled to record the album "Olympic" with Da Tianer, pheasant, banana peel, and watermelon peel.
Chen Haonan took the initiative to say to Liangkun: "Brother Kun, after more than a year of practice, and the recording of this album. We finally saw clearly that we really didn't want to be professional singers, and we didn't love music as much as we imagined. We thought about it, so let's follow Brother Kun out to mix. ”
The pheasant said: "Brother Kun, you told us that we are brothers, but I didn't expect it to be the case. ”
Liangkun said: "Don't be discouraged, you should do two things, one is to treat this album as a good memory of youth, and the other is to practice the songs in this album well - maybe one day you can still rely on the songs in this album to eat." ”
Chen Haonan said: "I understand Brother Kun. ”
Liangkun said: "Although you don't sing anymore, the team of beyond can't fall." Wang Jie has already found your successor, and they will continue to carry the banner of beyond. Follow me to examine them. ”
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A holiday villa on Lantau Island.
Wu Jiaju, Lin Shirong, Tan Guanzhong, Chen Ziqiang and Ye Shirong's girlfriend Mary are on vacation here on their graduation trip.
Four boys are playing beach volleyball, and Mary is playing solo rowing alone.
Playing and playing, the volleyball was hit into the water, and Lin Shirong was unanimously agreed by others that he should pick up the ball, so he had to hold his shorts and trouser legs with both hands and wade into the water, but he still couldn't reach the ball.
Lin Shirong, who didn't want to wet his pants, had to turn to Mary, who was playing a solo rowing boat, for help: "Mary, help me, help me pick up the ball!" ”
Who knows, Mary not only didn't help Lin Shirong pick up the ball, but also used the oars to lift him all over the water, looking at Lin Shirong's embarrassed appearance, she also giggled like an old hen.
Lin Shirong complained: "Is there a mistake, I was soaked all over." ”
Chen Ziqiang, who was stuffed with a mouth full of dog food, couldn't stand it anymore, jumped directly into the water, swam to the side of the ball, threw the ball to Lin Shirong, and said: "Why are you so stupid, you can't even pick up the ball?" ”
Lin Shirong said: "I don't want to get wet? ”
Chen Ziqiang swam back to Lin Shirong's side, snatched the volleyball in Lin Shirong's hand, threw it to Tan Guanzhong on the shore, and said, "It turns out that you don't want to get wet." ”
As he spoke, Chen Ziqiang pushed Lin Shirong into the water and made him completely wet.
Lin Shirong's embarrassed appearance made everyone else, including Mary, laugh.
Back on shore, the four men continued to play beach volleyball.
Tan Guanzhong smashed the ball, Lin Shirong didn't receive the ball, seeing that the volleyball was about to land, Chen Ziqiang couldn't catch the ball with his hand, and in a hurry, he kicked on the volleyball, and shouted in his mouth: "Shoot!" ”
Volleyball is much lighter than football, and Chen Ziqiang's shot made the ball fly far away.
Wu Jiaju had no choice but to chase the ball.
Tan Guanzhong, on the other hand, stuffed the whistle hanging on his chest into his mouth, blew it beep, and said loudly: "Hey! Did you know that volleyball can't be kicked with your feet? ”
Saying that, Tan Guanzhong also took out the yellow card that had been prepared in the T-shirt pocket and said: "Yellow card warning, if you do this again, I will punish you for playing." ”
Wu Jiaju, who picked up the ball, trotted back to the court and said, "It's a kickoff, let's say a few words!" ”
Tan Guanzhong asked for the volleyball back from Wu Jiaju's hand, walked to the serving point with the ball, and said, "You guys give me care, this ball is a fluttering ball." ”
Chen Ziqiang received this serve with little strength and hit the ball back to Tan Guanzhong and Wu Jiaju's side.
Tan Guanzhong used all his strength to cushion this ball.
Wu Jiaju shouted, "I'm going to go", but the moment he jumped up and smashed the ball, his eyes were attracted by something on the ground.
It was an aluminum can for beverages.
Wu Jiaju gave up smashing the ball, but ran to the aluminum can, picked it up, and put it in the bag where he collected waste on the sidelines.
After Tan Guanzhong got up from the ground, he angrily asked Wu Jiaju, "Are you mistaken?" Why not catch the ball? ”
Wu Jiaju replied confidently: "It's important to make money, I made another two cents!" ”
Lin Shirong sighed and said, "Forget it, forget it, this ball just now doesn't count!" ”
Tan Guanzhong said angrily: "If you lose, you lose, why don't you count?" ”
Wu Jiaju said: "It's just fun, why do you want to be so serious? Alright, you tee off! ”
Tan Guanzhong said with a straight face: "No, even if you play a game, it has its rules, if no one abides by it, how can this game continue?" In the same way, if no one obeys the rules of this society, the society cannot function properly. And it's our responsibility to maintain those rules and get rid of the bad guys......"
Listening to Tan Guanzhong's impassioned and urging people to urinate at length again, Wu Jiaju, Lin Shirong, and Chen Ziqiang all hurriedly slipped away. They knew that once Tan Guanzhong started, it would not be over without half an hour.
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In the evening, Wu Jiaju, Lin Shirong, Tan Guanzhong, Chen Ziqiang, and Mary gathered around the bonfire, barbecued, played guitar, sang, and talked about the future.
Lin Shirong asked: "Jiaju, how is your family's immigration to the United States, and when will you leave?" ”
Wu Jiaju said: "I'm waiting for the notice, it should be fine." ”
Lin Shirong said deliberately: "I don't think there is much chance. You are in such poor health, you must fail the physical examination. ”
Wu Jiaju hit Lin Shirong with the guitar in his hand and scolded: "Go die!" Crow's beak! ”
Lin Shirong snatched the guitar over and plucked the strings a few times.
Wu Jiaju picked up the barbecue fork, skewered two sausages on it, and said: "Actually, the biggest problem now is to make more money, and I don't want to go to the United States to do the job of washing dishes." ”
"It's so hard to immigrate, so it's better not to go," Mary said. ”
Chen Ziqiang said: "In my opinion, you should stay in Hong Kong and start a business beyond the world's richest man, the Greek ship king Onassis." ”
Tan Guanzhong said: "Lin Shirong, you are so energetic, have you applied for the music department?" ”
Lin Shirong said: "I want to too, but her father said that only by studying medicine can he be successful." ”
Tan Guanzhong said angrily: "You are the only one of us who can go to university, and we still expect you to pass on your professional music education to us!" Is it very useless to read music now? Don't forget, in this world, there are 360 lines, and there are champions. ”
Seeing that Tan Guanzhong was about to speak at length again, Wu Jiaju grabbed Tan Guanzhong and said, "You better eat quickly!" ”
Chen Ziqiang asked, "Then which subject did you apply for?" ”
Lin Shirong said in a roundabout way: "Her father said that he hoped that his son-in-law would be a big doctor, so he ......"
Wu Jiaju asked, "Don't you have hemophobia?" ”
Lin Shirong said: "Yes! I feel pain in my butt when I see the injection. However, her father said that if you see more, you will get used to it. I've been training myself a lot with tomato juice lately! ”
Wu Jiaju asked, "Tan Guanzhong, what are you going to do?" ”
Tan Guanzhong said: "I plan to apply for the Royal Hong Kong Police tomorrow and apply to join the Flying Tigers to maintain law and order, eliminate violence and peace, and punish adultery and evil." I want to promote the prosperity of Hong Kong and maintain world peace. ”
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1 Armory Factory Street, Wan Chai, Hong Kong Police Headquarters, police recruitment scene.
Da Tianer asked Chen Haonan: "Brother Nan, are we really here to apply for the police exam?" ”
Chen Haonan scolded: "Are you stupid? Brother Kun asked us to investigate this guy, and if we don't come in, how can we investigate this guy? ”
Da Tianer asked, "In case we are really admitted to these strips, it won't be ......"
Chen Haonan said: "Then blame these strips for their own eyes." When the 'Four Detectives' were in the past, the bosses of various clubs let their younger brothers take the police academy, and after they came out, they reported to themselves and escorted them. When I came, Brother Kun had already said that if any of us were admitted, the benefits would be great in the future. ”
Da Tianer said wistfully: "Isn't that a double salary?" ”
The pheasant said: "Looking at your flowing appearance, do you think the strip will accept you?" ”
"You bastard isn't the same!" Saying that, Da Tianer started a fight with the pheasant.
Only the chubby watermelon peel said, "If that bastard gets in, then he will have to go to the police band?" ”
Chen Haonan said angrily: "Don't make trouble, we're doing things now!" ”
Tan Guanzhong was in front of Chen Haonan and others, and he was interviewed early.
The recruitment conditions for ordinary officers in the Hong Kong police are, simply put, "able to write and martial arts", with good physical fitness, at least able to read and write Chinese. As for the probationary inspectors, they are only for college students, and neither Tan Guanzhong nor Chen Haonan are eligible to apply for the examination.
And the first level of physical fitness made Tan Guanzhong look good.
In the first level of pull-ups, Tan Guanzhong only did five and couldn't do it, which can meet the recruitment standards of five female policemen, not to mention seven for male police.
The instructor in charge of recruiting the student police said to Tan Guanzhong, who fell on the mat: "Your physique is too weak, I'm sorry, I can't hire you." ”
When the instructor turned around to leave, Tan Guanzhong suddenly hugged the instructor's thigh and said, "Sir, my family depends on me for maintenance, you give me another chance!" ”
The instructor said helplessly: "You don't have to be a policeman, do you?" ”
"I have dreamed since I was a child that I would be a righteous law enforcer, and in order to ensure the prosperity and stability of Hong Kong, as well as the interests of the general public, I will be a good police officer, please." ”
After speaking, Tan Guanzhong let go of the instructor's thigh and gave him a seat under the soil.
The instructor said: "Since you are so sincere, I will allow you to join our Royal Hong Kong Police Traffic Division as a traffic warden, and then apply for an internal transfer when your status improves." When the time comes, you can be a good cop. Next! ”
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Walking out of the police headquarters, Chen Haonan said with a headache: "How do you tell me to explain to Brother Kun?" Tell him that that kid didn't get into the police and is now a 'yellow-footed chicken' who copies tickets, and if you do, you'll have to report to Wong Chuk Hang in a week. ”
- Yellow-footed chicken: as opposed to "black-footed". Uniformed policemen wear green uniforms and black military boots, so they are called "black feet"; Traffic wardens wear yellow uniforms, hence the name "yellow-footed chicken".
- Wong Chuk Hang: The location of the Hong Kong Police Academy, adjacent to Hong Kong's Ocean Park.
Da Tianer said embarrassedly: "I don't want to either, who knows what kind of nerves that instructor had, and actually admitted me." ”
The watermelon peel said: "This is called, 'Intentionally planting flowers and flowers do not bloom, and unintentionally planting willows and willows into the shade'!" ”
Da Tianer said: "Liu, you are so big! Believe it or not, I let you give birth to flowers and willows? ”
Not to be outdone, the watermelon peel said: "You are a man, how can you let me give birth to flowers and willows?" If you're a woman, it's pretty much the same. ”
The pheasant interjected: "If he is a woman, can he still watch it?" ”
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In the offices of the Charles Club.
Liangkun asked everyone else to go out, leaving only Chen Haonan and Da Tianer, and said: "This matter is really wrong, don't blame Anan for not doing things well." But it's okay, you have the shortest time with me, and the foundation is clean, how to go on the road, you should choose for yourself. ”
Da Tianer said: "Brother Kun, you are my boss for one day and my boss for the rest of your life." ”
Liangkun took out a bottle of wine and three wine glasses, poured three glasses of wine, handed Chen Haonan and Da Tianer a glass each, touched the glass with Da Tianer, and said, "Okay!" Then I wish Sir Liang all the best in the police department. Cheers! ”
Chen Haonan also touched the cup with Da Tianer, and said with a concerned face: "Be careful in everything in the future!" ”
Da Tianer said with a smile: "In the future, on the street, everyone can only pretend not to know each other." ”
Liangkun said: "I'll ask Marydonna to give you a bank account, and I'll send you money regularly in the future." However, in a few years, I will not contact you easily, and you should not look for me, rest assured in the police department, and be a good policeman. I won't use you until the most critical time. The rest is up to you. ”
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After sending Chen Haonan and Da Tianer away, Liangkun picked up the phone and dialed a number.
The phone was connected, and Liangkun said, "Big sister? It's me, Brother Kun. …… Is Xiaoyu still working as a traffic warden? …… Isn't it, like the kind of person who cares about tickets? You know, I have a record company, and I have a crush on a singer who is now a traffic warden, and I want my little sister to keep an eye on this person when she is working. As a singer, I encounter a lot of setbacks and temptations, I want to know how this person's character is, and artistic ethics are also very important. …… You usually drink a little less, have time to go out and walk more, don't suffocate yourself, I'll let Anne find you! That's it. ”