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The sunset in the distance hung in the corner of the eaves, the edge of the sky was baked peach-colored, and a few wisps of clouds seemed to be drunk with a faint redness. The early autumn wind carries the sweetness of osmanthus flowers, and there are already industrious birds that have begun to migrate, they will be lined up in a "human" shape, and they will be arranged in a "one" shape, singing and flying over the sky.

Cheng Mo searched the location of "Wangjing Small Waist" with his mobile phone, and then rode a bicycle and drove Xie Minyun onto the long tree-lined road. Xie Minyun sat on the back hanger of the bicycle, wrapped around Cheng Mo's waist, and his waist-length hair was a little scattered by the wind, and from time to time it would stick to the corners of his lips and eyebrows, so Xie Minyun would raise his left hand with a diamond ring and flick it at will, and the autumn colors would be gorgeous.

"Lun Lun, why didn't you just allow Gu Feifei to play basketball on the court?"

"Why don't you go up and make a fool of yourself?"

With this foundation, as long as you understand the rules of basketball, playing basketball is just a pediatric, plus I can also use superpowers to help you off the court to ensure that you hit every shot, how can you be ugly?"

Cheng Mo shook his head while pedaling his bicycle, "It's already very hated by people to show affection like this, and you have to abuse people on the basketball court again, so how can others live?" Besides, you look at King Zhou You in order to make Bao Xi (bāo sì) laugh, the princes of the Beacon Fire Opera, but later the dog Rong broke through the pickaxe and killed the King of Zhou You; A ride on the red dust concubine smiled, no one knew that it was a lychee', this love is almost known to the world, and of course the end is also miserable all over the world; in fact, there is a worse than Yang Guifei, that is, 'jade body Hengchen Feng Xiaolian', this name is a famous woman who follows the four beauties, deeply favored by Emperor Gao Wei of the Northern Qi Dynasty, and the history books record that the two of them 'sit at the same table, and go out to join the horse', and swore that 'I wish to live and die in one place', the result is that Emperor Wu of the Northern Zhou Dynasty broke Qi and cut off Gao Wei's head, so I said! This show of affection dies quickly, it's really not a joke!") (The word 'jade body Hengchen' comes from Li Shangyin's "Two Songs of the Northern Qi Dynasty": 'If you fall in love with each other, you will die, and you will be hurt by the thorns.) The little pity jade body is lying in the night, and it has been reported to Zhou Shi to enter Jinyang. Qiaoxiao knows that there are tens of thousands of enemies, and Allure is the most in clothes. Jinyang has been rested and reviewed, and the king is invited to hunt around. ）

Cheng Mo giggled at Xie Minyun, "Lun Lun's ability to generalize is really invincible, fortunately, Jin Jin has also read a little history books, otherwise he will really be fooled by you." ”

Cheng Mo couldn't help but joke when he heard that Xie Minyun was actually laughing so happily: "So people who have read a lot of history books laugh so strangely?

Xie Minyun restrained his smile, and hammered his fist on Cheng Mo's back a few times in dissatisfaction, and then said: "I'll tell you a few too, you have to give me a smile, if you don't laugh, be careful that I will pour you wine later!"

"Hey, this is too bad, isn't it? You know I'm laughing high, or we're colder than anyone's jokes, okay?"

"I don't care, I started to say it, if you don't laugh, you just wait and see!" Xie Minyun coughed, lightly raised his throat, and said seriously: "I don't think Xiu'en loves to die quickly, such as Du Fu, even if life has been difficult and difficult, but he has lived to 59 years old, you must know that the average life expectancy of people in the Tang Dynasty is only 28 years old, and it is really a long life to live to 59." The reason why Du Fu has lived in such a difficult environment for so long is of course inseparable from his enthusiasm for showing affection, and it is Du Fu who liked to abuse dogs the most in ancient times. To put it in the current Du Fu is the circle of friends every day, writing poems every day to show his wife, no matter whether the days are bitter or sweet, he is concerned about his wife, to sum up, Du Fu has written more than 1,500 poems in his life, and there are at least hundreds of poems written to his wife. When I am with my wife, I have to praise my wife for her beauty, and today my wife is wearing a beautiful dress, and I must write a poem to praise it, so I invited my wife to go rowing, and write a song 'All Flying Worms and Butterflies Chase Each Other, and Ti Hibiscus is Double'. At night, I lit a candle and saw that my wife was so beautiful, I couldn't bear it, I had to write poems to praise it, so I asked my wife to play chess, it doesn't matter if there is no chessboard, 'the old wife draws paper for the chess game, and the child knocks the needle for the fishing hook', praising the wife for being proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, literature and art, you see how romantic!"

Of course, there are times when I am separated from my wife, and when I am not with my wife! Cut off the laurel in the moon, and the clear light should be more. I put the red stamen and imagine the frog moth. The cow girl is full of sorrow, and she still crosses the river in autumn", and when she sees the moon, she will write a song "Moonlit Night" from the perspective of her wife, "Tonight in the moon of Yinzhou, I only look at it alone in the boudoir." Pity the little children, and do not understand the memory of Chang'an. The fragrant mist is wet, and the clear jade arm is cold. When to lean on the false pretense, the tears are dry', you look at the poetry of the saint Du Fu who misses his wife, and tears will fall like rain, and the love of writing poems is sincere. Not only that, but when I took my wife to Shudi, I felt that my wife was hard, and I would also write poems to express my apologies, 'Stacks are suspended and avoid stones, but the bridge is broken but the stream is found. When he did all the work, he was ashamed of his old wife', he was sick, and his wife was worried, so he immediately wrote a poem 'The yellow scroll is as true as the law, and the green robe is also self-serving. The old wife is paralyzed, and the young daughter asks about the wind, and if she can't earn money to support her family, she will write poems to express her guilt, and the entrance is still empty, and the old wife sees me in the same color."

Xie Minyun's exuberant tirade refuted Cheng Mo's argument that "show affection and love to die quickly", and after finishing speaking, Xie Minyun hugged Cheng Mo's waist tightly and asked softly: "Cheng Mo, classmate! Have you learned anything from Du Fu?"

After listening to Xie Minyun's words about Du Fu, Cheng Mo was one head and two big, where could he laugh, and he didn't dare to argue with Xie Minyun like before. There are so many stories of talented and beautiful women in history, such as Li Qingzhao and Zhao Mingcheng, such as Zhang Chang who raised his eyebrows, and Wang Rong, Xie Minyun singled out Du Fu and said that Du Fu only married one wife in his life. Cheng Mo didn't know if he was thinking too much, maybe Xie Minyun didn't think of this stubble at all, he pulled his throat and laughed dryly, and said: "I've learned! I've learned! Anyway, I want to praise my wife for her beauty when I see my wife! When you leave your wife, you have to express your thoughts about your wife all the time! Let your wife suffer and be tired, and express your apologies to your wife in time!"

Xie Minyun chuckled: "Linguistics is good! It can summarize the central idea of the article very well, and it is worthy of being the double champion of literature and science in Xiangnan Province!"

Cheng Mo's scalp was numb, and he immediately learned and put it into practice, "The main thing is that Mrs. Cheng, your rebuttal is in place! The arguments are unique, the arguments are detailed, and a rigorous argumentation system has been formed, so I can easily realize my own shortcomings and narrow-mindedness!"

Xie Minyun didn't have any hints, as if he really just won Cheng Mo's debate, and said with a light smile: "Since you realize your mistake, it's up to you to act!"

"Others who are guaranteed to show affection and love show have a numb scalp!" Cheng Mo said.

It happened that at this time, the two of them passed by Fu Yuanzhuo, Yan Yitong and Song Xizhe who were walking, Xie Minyun put his arm around Cheng Mo's waist and tidied up his somewhat messy hair that was blown by the wind, but it was just a simple action, and Xie Minyun, who was wearing a white dress, amazed the entire long street.

Fu Yuanzhuo raised his hand and whistled, which was particularly loud on the boulevard where people came and went, attracting the attention of many people.

Song Xizhe, who didn't know Xie Minyun's background and didn't have much contact with Xie Minyun, was still ashamed and shouted loudly: "Cheng Mo, wait a minute, order two more strings of kidneys!"

Cheng Mo, who was pedaling a bicycle, was almost caught by the unscrupulous Song Xizhe's frightened bicycle halter, and the blue phoenix bicycle shook twice on the road, and then quickly disappeared into the bicycle flow.

Fu Yuanzhuo slapped Song Xizhe on the back, and said angrily: "Brother, you are really reckless!"

Song Xizhe glanced at Fu Yuanzhuo inexplicably, and asked puzzledly, "What's wrong?"

"That's Xie Minyun!" Fu Yuanzhuo said.

"I know, but isn't she Cheng Mo's girlfriend now? It shouldn't be too much to joke!" Seeing that Fu Yuanzhuo's expression was very speechless, Song Xizhe grabbed his hair and asked Yan Yitong, "Did I just say too much?"

Yan Yitong said while chewing bubble gum: "It's not too much! Not to mention a tall white lotus like Xie Minyun won't mind! Maybe people don't understand what a waist is!"

Saying that, Yan Yitong immediately took on the role, gently pulled Song Xizhe's sleeve, and said with a gentle and lovely look: "Oh! Cheng Mo! What are they talking about? What is the waist? Is it delicious?"

Song Xizhe was numb by Yan Yitong's lifelike acting show, and shuddered and said: "Yan Yitong, you are definitely the most correct choice if you don't study at Agricultural University!"

Fu Yuanzhuo also shook his head and gave a thumbs up, "Our Huaxia Oscar is going to depend on you!"

Yan Yitong snorted, raised his neck and said: "That is, we have a lot of black straight white lotus green tea like Nortel, and there are living materials everywhere, what can I learn?"

Fu Yuanzhuo felt that what Yan Yitong said was a little excessive, and he restrained his smile and said in a serious tone: "Tong fairy tale can't say that, I think senior sister is actually quite good."

Yan Yitong put his hands in his denim shorts, raised his long legs wearing knee-length stockings, and kicked the plane tree on the side of the road, and suddenly the yellowish leaves fell to the ground, and said angrily: "Well, I know! Senior sister is really white and rich and beautiful, but Cheng Mo is a scumbag, others say that scumbags have big waves, and scumbags are hot in tin foil, I see! It should be a scumbag black straight length, and a scumbag black frame."

Song Xizhe pushed down his glasses and said with a shocked face: "What's the matter with me? I'm just an otaku who likes paper people! I haven't talked about love, how can I become a scumbag?"

Yan Yitong sneered and said, "Then how many paper wives? Yesterday you said that Asuna is the sky, and today you call Sakurajima Mai the fairy out of the sky, you otaku are the most attentive, and you are not even loyal to the love of the paper man!

Song Xizhe was speechless, speechless.

Fu Yuanzhuo spread his hands and said helplessly: "Tong Tong, did you take gunpowder today?

Yan Yitong said indifferently: "No! I'm just telling the truth!"

Fu Yuanzhuo patted Yan Yitong on the shoulder and said: "I know that Cheng Mo and Senior Sister Xie Minyun are very uncomfortable together, but it is not easy for people to come to this point, you didn't see that Senior Sister Xie Minyun specially arranged such a grand program for Cheng Mo, to be honest, I think it is too romantic, although I am on your side, I also think that Senior Sister is more suitable for Cheng Mo."

Yan Yitong "cut" and said: "Side effects, you see when I, Yan Yitong, will belittle a person because of emotional matters! I'm not dissatisfied with Cheng Mo because he is with Senior Sister Xie Minyun" Yan Yitong didn't continue, just pulled out the hand in his pocket, waved it and said: "Forget it! I can't explain this! In short, Cheng Mo is a scumbag! Big scumbag!"

"What the hell is going on, why can't it be explained?" asked Fu Yuanzhuo suspiciously.

Yan Yitong showed a little impatience: "Oh! It's okay! It's okay! You just let me be heartbroken and don't choose what to say!"

Fu Yuanzhuo didn't want to continue to ask, coughed and said, "I'll tell you something, you guys are mentally prepared!"

Yan Yitong glanced at Fu Yuanzhuo, saw Fu Yuanzhuo's solemn appearance, and asked curiously, "What's the matter?"

Fu Yuanzhuo shook his head expressionlessly.

"Say, what's the matter? Yan Yitong patted Fu Yuanzhuo's arm, and then blew a big and white bubble.

When the white bubbles were soaring to the maximum, Fu Yuanzhuo said: "Cheng Mo and Xie Minyun got married in Las Vegas!"

"Ah!" exclaimed Song Xizhe, who was walking beside him.

"Slap" Yan Yitong was stunned by the exploding bubble gum, she completely forgot to pull the bubble gum on the tip of her nose and lips, looked at Fu Yuanzhuo with a stunned face, and said in a slur manner: "Just get the certificate?"

"Yes, I'm also surprised! But these two people are people who can't joke, they must be saying that it's really the beginning of Xie Minyun's senior sister said that she was going to give us joy candy, I didn't understand what it meant, I just met them just now and I knew that the two of them were married" After a pause, Fu Yuanzhuo sighed, "Maybe this is true love!"

"Cheng Mo is awesome! I married the school girl just after entering college! This Nima doesn't dare to write like this!" Song Xizhe said excitedly.

Yan Yitong's expression was a little blank, she lowered her head, took out a tissue from her shoulder bag and wiped off the white bubble gum stuck to her face, Fu Yuanzhuo said in a panic: "Tong Tong, don't cry!"

Yan Yitong raised his head, stuck out his tongue at Fu Yuanzhuo with red eyes, and grimaced, "I'm not so easy to cry now! It's just that this news is really shocking! I was just scared!"

Fu Yuanzhuo smiled wryly, "I was also startled just now, this Cheng Mo actually talked to Senior Sister Xie Minyun without revealing any news, it's really too much!

"Yes, it's excessive! But there's nothing I can do about drinking like this!" Song Xizhe said.

Yan Yitong didn't know what was going on in her head, the news was so sudden that she hadn't turned around and figured out what was going on.

In fact, she was not so jealous of Xie Minyun, she had long been mentally prepared for Cheng Mo to be with others, she was just dissatisfied that Cheng Mo had such a high-profile relationship with Mr. Shen and Xie Minyun. She forgot about herself a little, and when she heard the news that Xie Minyun and Cheng Mo were married, she just shifted her thoughts to someone else, and began to doubt the authenticity of what she heard that night, she guessed that maybe she had misunderstood something.

But no matter how to escape, there is always a faint sadness in her heart, as if the ADC who tried her best to fatten up actually ran with other auxiliaries, she waved her fist and pretended to be full of vitality, "Wait a minute, you must dive Cheng Mo down! This bastard actually got married like this, and it is estimated that he will not be black with us in the future!"

Fu Yuanzhuo also waved his fist, "You must put him on his stomach! He quit our Single Dog Alliance without the approval of his superiors, and it was right to let the FFF group burn him to death!"

The three of them quickened their pace and walked towards the west gate, and soon arrived at the crowded Wangjing Xiaojiao, and when they entered the door, they saw that Cheng Mo and Xie Minyun's already overcrowded barbecue restaurant occupied a table, and the three of them walked through the overcrowded hall and walked towards Cheng Mo and Xie Minyun. At this time, Xie Minyun was wiping the shiny wooden table full of oil stains with wet wipes, and many people were secretly looking at Xie Minyun who was wiping the table from various angles.

Yan Yitong flattened his mouth, although he said that Xie Minyun was a white lotus just now, but he had to admit that Xie Minyun was a genuine Tianshan Snow Lotus, not those pseudo white lotus flowers that were inserted in glass bottles and could be picked as long as there was money, thinking that Cheng Mo had already married Xie Minyun, Yan Yitong sat next to Xie Minyun with a golden knife, slapped the table, and shouted: "Waiter, bring two beers first!"

Xie Minyun, who was wiping the table, glanced up at Yan Yitong and said lightly: "It seems that Tong Tong has a good amount of alcohol!"

Although Yan Yitong didn't put on makeup today, and he didn't show his full form and mediocrity, he couldn't lose to Xie Minyun no matter how imposing, so he raised his little head without modesty: "It's okay! Five or six bottles of beer are sprinkled with water!"

Xie Minyun nodded and said noncommittally: "The girl can drink it!"

Yan Yitong stared at Xie Minyun and lowered his eyes, thinking that he must beat Xie Minyun, a fairy, to the mortal world today, no, she is not a fairy, I, Yan Yitong, am a little fairy, Xie Minyun is just a demon disguised as a fairy to seduce Cheng Mo! Yan Yitong smiled and said, "It seems that two boxes are not enough, so let's have two more boxes!"