(Sorry, this chapter was written a little late)

Yan Yitong is very confident, logically speaking, she has a good amount of alcohol among girls, but Xie Minyun, who is sitting next to her, is not drunk at all, unless it is extremely pure alcohol that instantly enters Xie Minyun's body, it will make her feel dizzy, isn't this Yan Yitong asking for hardship? Others don't know this, can Cheng Mo still not know? He didn't want to wait for Yan Yitong to cry again, so he opened his mouth and persuaded him: "Two boxes are enough! Everyone is happy to drink, there is no need to drink unconscious."

Yan Yitong looked at Cheng Mopi and said with a smile: "Today is a day of great joy for you and Senior Sister Xie Minyun, you have no right to say that you don't drink! Even if you can't drink, isn't there still Senior Sister Xie Minyun? In short, you have to drink if you respect it!"

Xie Minyun looked at Fu Yuanzhuo, who was sweating profusely, and Song Xizhe, who had an innocent face, and said quietly: "No problem, today is a memorable day, Xie Minyun will definitely accompany everyone to drink happily." ”

Although Fu Yuanzhuo didn't know how much Xie Minyun drank, he knew that Cheng Mo's alcohol consumption was not good enough to be better than Song Xizhe's, and his and Yan Yitong's alcohol consumption was not bad, so it was impossible to drink Xie Minyun, how could it be that Xie Minyun and Cheng Mo were really drunk today, and hurriedly said: "This is not fair"

Yan Yitong turned his head and glared at Fu Yuanzhuo, said "traitor" with his lips, and then immediately looked back at Xie Minyun and showed a harmless smile: "Senior Sister Xie Minyun is atmospheric, then we will be okay like this, the three of us on one side, the two of you on the other, let's not talk nonsense, today we will see who goes out sideways first." ”

Fu Yuanzhuo couldn't help but cover his eyes when he saw Yan Yitong's vivid performance of the female gangster, and then opened his fingers and gave Cheng Mo a "You ask for more blessings" look.

Cheng Mo was naturally not afraid that Xie Minyun would be drunk, but when he saw Fu Yuanzhuo's eyes, he thought about it and persuaded again: "Tong Tong, you and Fu Yuanzhuo can't drink Xie Minyun together."

It is rare for Cheng Mo to tell the truth, but at this time, it is adding fuel to the fire, Yan Yitong pursed his lips, tilted his head, and showed a disdainful expression, "Cheng Mo, I'm afraid you don't know how my nickname of the little witch came from!

After speaking, Yan Yitong took out five bottles of Yanjing beer from the beer box brought by the waiter, opened the bottle with the familiar driver, sent the wine down one by one, and then divided the disposable cups, and poured himself full of yellow and clear beer, and the barbecue was not yet served, so he raised the cup and said to Cheng Mo and Xie Minyun: "I will respect the two of you first, and we will be united forever, and we will be together for a hundred years" After speaking, Yan Yitong drank the beer in one gulp.

This sentence "forever knot with one heart, a hundred years together" is exactly the words engraved on the back of Cheng Mo and Xie Minyun's name plate on Yuelu Mountain, Cheng Mo is not clear, Xie Minyun knows, she picked up her wine glass and said: "Thank you, I also wish you to find a boyfriend soon." Then Xie Minyun also drank the beer in the cup elegantly.

"We otaku girls don't need boyfriends!" Yan Yitong's cousin scoffed, but was actually stabbed in her heart by Xie Minyun, she quickly poured another glass with herself, raised her glass again and said: "Then I will respect the two white-headed old men and give birth to a noble son early!" Yan Yitong didn't care whether his toast was appropriate or not, and drank all the beer in one gulp.

Xie Minyun didn't care, he immediately raised his glass and drank the wine, looked at Yan Yitong indifferently, and said, "Since you don't need a boyfriend, I wish you a good sister-in-law as soon as possible!"

Fu Yuanzhuo on the side covered his mouth, his expression crying and laughing.

Yan Yitong's lungs were about to explode! Immediately poured a third glass of wine, it was only two or three minutes on the table, a bottle of beer was almost finished, and the barbecue was not served, the atmosphere was tense, which made the other three boys a little confused, Fu Yuanzhuo saw that Yan Yitong was going to toast the third glass again, and hurriedly raised his hand to cover Yan Yitong's wine glass, and persuaded him: "Don't drink so fast! When the barbecue is served, drink while eating! Drinking on an empty stomach is easy to get drunk!"

Yan Yitong took Fu Yuanzhuo's hand away, and directly brought two bottles of beer to the table, one in front of him and the other in front of Xie Minyun, and said calmly: "Cheng Mo is one of my best buddies, originally I thought that the fat water would not flow into the fields of outsiders, and my own people would digest it internally!" But since you married him first, then we won't say anything, blow the bottle."

Fu Yuanzhuo couldn't stop Yan Yitong when he saw it, so he could only turn around and say to the waiter who happened to be passing by: "Let's barbecue here quickly, it's really not okay to dish peanuts first." ”

The waiter replied, "Okay! I'll be with you right away."

Yan Yitong didn't care whether Xie Minyun agreed to blow the bottle or not, he put the beer bottle up and poured it into his mouth, only to see that a bottle of beer soon only had a little white foam, Yan Yitong put the bottle on the table heavily, raised the back of his hand and wiped the wine stains on the corner of his mouth, "Senior Sister Xie Minyun, someone said that Fu Yuanzhuo and I can't drink you together."

Xie Minyun didn't talk nonsense, picked up the bottle and said, "You don't have to hand me Senior Sister Xie Minyun, just call me Xie Minyun." After speaking, Xie Minyun also picked up the wine bottle and drank all the beer, and when he put down the bottle, Xie Minyun said again: "Also, I knew Cheng Mo before you, so it's not a preemptive."

Yan Yitong waved his hand, "Oh! Don't get me wrong! No one wants to rob you! Don't you think it's a few buddies, seeing that he really can't find a girlfriend, just make do with it! I didn't expect you to see it" After a pause, Yan Yitong glanced at Cheng Mo, and asked with a smile: "That's right! Senior Sister Xie Minyun, can you tell me what you like about Cheng Mo? He's just a little smarter, not tall, not handsome, and no interest, and has no advantages! Why do you like him?"

Xie Minyun also turned his head to look at Cheng Mo, and said softly: "In my eyes, being tall and handsome, or understanding of taste, is not an advantage, not being tall or handsome, and not understanding taste, is not a disadvantage, and Cheng Mo is one of the few real lights in this muddy and illusory world, and I can only go to him." ”

"It's so mysterious, I don't understand, so I respect you!" Yan Yitong raised his glass again.

Xie Minyun also raised his glass and drank dry.

At this time, the waiter went on the barbecue, and the beef, mutton, kidneys, and chicken wings were put on the table with a shiny barbecue stained with chili powder.

Saying that, Fu Yuanzhuo took a roasted chicken wing and handed it to Yan Yitong, and said in a low voice: "You pad your stomach first! It's easy to get drunk when you drink on an empty stomach!"

Yan Yitong, who had already poured two bottles of beer on an empty stomach, was already a little upset, "hehe" smiled, poured a glass of wine and held it up in front of Cheng Mo, his movements froze for a while, and he didn't respect Cheng Mo, and immediately put the wine glass back, "Forget it, don't toast your wine" Yan Yitong grabbed a few strings of waist and handed it to Cheng Mo, "You can't drink any wine, I'll respect your waist, your small body needs to be supplemented, don't be a goblin! No! Don't be squeezed dry by our Xiaoxiang goddess."

Cheng Mo was speechless, and he didn't know whether this waist should be taken or not.

Fu Yuanzhuo laughed twice and said, "The waist here is fat but not greasy, there is no fishy smell, it is very delicious!" After speaking, he took the waist from Yan Yitong's hand and handed it to Cheng Mo, "Taste it!"

Waiting for Cheng Mo to take his waist without saying a word, Fu Yuanzhuo raised his cup and stood up and said, "Let's go together, I wish Cheng Mo and Senior Sister Xie Minyun a happy new marriage!"

Suddenly, "Happy Newlywed", which is completely unmatched with the blessing of the kebab shop, sounded, Yan Yitong slammed the cup on Cheng Mo's cup, and the hops swung into his cup, she looked at Cheng Mo's somewhat distant face under the light and shouted: "Happy newlywed!"

Fu Yuanzhuo took the initiative to gag to enliven the atmosphere, and drank the beer one by one, at first Fu Yuanzhuo was embarrassed to really thank Min Yun, but he just toasted Cheng Mo two cups. However, the form is getting more and more wrong, Xie Minyun not only coped with Yan Yitong's toast, but also took the initiative to help Cheng Mo block several glasses of wine. After drinking a box and a half of wine, Xie Minyun and Yan Yitong drank six bottles of wine each, and the three of them only drank six bottles, seeing that Yan Yitong's face was red like an apple, with obvious drunkenness, Xie Minyun was still nothing, Fu Yuanzhuo knew that Xie Minyun had a lot of wine, so he could only team up with Song Xizhe, who was already dying, to attack Xie Minyun.

As a result, before the two cases of wine were drunk, Song Xizhe couldn't hold on, leaned back on the chair, and looked at the void with a dull gaze. When the third box of wine was brought up, Yan Yitong couldn't do it, so he just went to the bathroom and didn't come out for a long time.

Xie Minyun stood up and said, "I'll take a look." ”

Fu Yuanzhuo said: "It's better for me to go!" After speaking, Fu Yuanzhuo moved the stool and walked towards the bathroom, through the noisy hall, through the smoky kitchen, and then into a narrow corridor, and only two steps Fu Yuanzhuo heard the sound of vomiting.

The toilets of the barbecue restaurant are not divided into men and women, that is, four independent single rooms and a sink, Fu Yuanzhuo walked over quickly, and saw Yan Yitong squatting at the door of a single room and vomiting.

(BGM in this chapter - "Baby Talk ベビー・トーク♥" Chuanqi SAMA)

Fu Yuanzhuo hurriedly patted Yan Yitong on the back and asked, "Tong Tong, are you okay?"

Yan Yitong didn't speak, didn't raise his head, just raised his hand and waved it, indicating that it was okay, and then began to vomit again.

"Wait a minute, don't drink it!" Fu Yuanzhuo said, he didn't know what to say to comfort Yan Yitong, and his expression became depressed.

Yan Yitong vomited for a while, took a few deep breaths, and said while panting: "If Qian Qian marries someone else, will you want to get yourself drunk?"

Fu Yuanzhuo didn't speak for a long time, and when Yan Yitong stood up and wiped the corners of his mouth with his sleeve, he whispered: "I confessed to Feng Qianqian for the second time, hoping to get back together with her and then the tragic failure, do you remember how you comforted me at that time?"

Yan Yitong nodded and said, "Of course I remember." ”

Fu Yuanzhuo patted Yan Yitong on the shoulder, imitated Yan Yitong's voice and said: "Hey! Many people have fallen out of love! It's not a big deal! The first time? Then you should be a little sad! Oops! You're not suitable for drinking beer now! I think you should change into a set of auspicious clothes and be happy now, and then listen to a tender music, and at the same time eat a richer morning, your mood will be much brighter! Can I help you? Trust me!"

Yan Yitong laughed at Fu Yuanzhuo's clumsy imitation, and the curls on the top of his head trembled terribly.

Fu Yuanzhuo also laughed, and subconsciously said: "Cheng Mo said that the more you expect a good result from something, the more you should be prepared to face everything bad."

Hearing Cheng Mo's name, Yan Yitong's smile gradually cooled again.

Fu Yuanzhuo secretly scolded himself for being an idiot and smiled bitterly: "Didn't you yourself say that you treat Cheng Mo as a friend and don't want to destroy your friendship?"

Yan Yitong staggered to the edge of the pool, turned on the faucet, and then she picked up a handful of water with both hands, lowered her head slightly and threw the tap water on her face, and suddenly the cold splash wet her cheeks and eyes.

She turned her head to look at Fu Yuanzhuo and said intermittently with a little choked up: "I didn't expect it to be so bad, I only understand now that it's like McDull at the end, when he grows up, he holds the bun in his hand and says: 'I suddenly understood that many things, no is no, no no, no no, no no!"

Yan Yitong raised his hand and wiped a handful of reddened eyes, not letting tears slip from his eyes, "There are no fish balls, no thick noodles, even pigs understand such a simple truth, but I still think that everything in the world, as long as we wait, there will definitely be room for negotiation." ”