"The Hobbit Age"?

James frowned, "What do you mean, Gina?" ”

What does the hobbit have to do with me as a hobbit?

The assistant said seriously: "Director James, there are many viewers scolding you on the Internet now, at first I thought it was the opponent who bought the movie of the water army hacking us." But after careful investigation, we found out that the movie they scolded was actually this "The Hobbit Age". ”

"Walter?" James couldn't believe it: "You mean, the trolls on the Internet, and the film critics who scolded me, including the Lord of the Rings and the Middle-earth Research Society, all got the movie wrong and mistook the movie "The Hobbit Age" for our "Hobbit"? ”

Gina nodded: "Yes, director, that's the way it is, because the content of these netizens' scolding is completely different from our movie, if it's a water army, they generally won't do it, only if they admit the wrong movie, will this kind of thing happen?" ”

"But the names of the two movies are very different?" James still couldn't believe it.

"Netizens are so stupid, and there are many people who haven't watched the movie at all fanning the flames, which has led to the bad reputation of our movies."

At this time, James couldn't believe it even if he didn't want to, he frowned: "Where can I see this movie." ”

"You can see it from the theater of the nearby Imperial Cinema Line."

"Take me to see it."

In order to figure out the reason, director James couldn't take too much care of it, and even pushed down a movie promotion that had been determined a long time ago.

When he arrived at the cinema, James's gaze instinctively swept over the LED screen, and he soon saw the shining name of "The Hobbit Era".

The full name of the movie he shot is "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey", "The Hobbit Era" is called The Hobbit Era, the names of the two movies are indeed a bit similar, but the degree of similarity is not high, it's just one word, and the audience will also be fooled?

"Director, the ticket is ready." The assistant quickly bought the ticket.

James looked down and confirmed that the movie "The Hobbit Era" and his movie "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" have different names, only one word is the same, will the audience really admit the mistake?

At this time, a couple next to him passed by James, chatting as they walked.

"The new movie in the Lord of the Rings, I've finally been waiting for it again."

"Yes, I was too busy to go to the cinema when "The Lord of the Rings 3" was released last time, and I must not miss it this time."

James looked at him in disbelief, and hurriedly said to the little couple: "This movie is not from the Lord of the Rings series?" ”

The little couple who were chatting hotly showed a confused expression, as if they didn't understand.

James explained: "This movie is "The Hobbit Age" and not "The Hobbit", and it has nothing to do with the Lord of the Rings? ”

Finally, the boy in the young couple replied in confusion: "Aren't they all hobbits?" Are there two movies? ”

James nodded: "Yes, there are two movies, one is called "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey", and the other is called "The Hobbit Age", "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" is the movie of the Lord of the Rings series, "The Hobbit Age" is not, it has nothing to do with the Lord of the Rings and Middle-earth. ”

The boy in the young couple showed a confused expression: "You are so complicated, I don't understand it at all." ”

James choked, didn't he understand what I said so clearly?

But after thinking about it, it seems that this is not impossible, the stupidity of the United States is notoriously, and under the happy education, many people can't even understand the addition and subtraction within ten, let alone anything else.

He didn't want to be too complicated, so he said neatly: "In short, you bought the wrong movie ticket, and this movie has nothing to do with the Lord of the Rings." ”

"Huh?" The little couple understood it now, and they all showed confused expressions, and said in disbelief: "How is it possible, this movie is obviously also "The Hobbit". ”

James said helplessly: "Hobbits and hobbits are not the same. ”

"What should I do? The tickets have been bought, and the theater will not refund them. The boy in the young couple panicked.

"Maybe he's wrong, let's watch it first, anyway, this movie is also a hobbit." Said the girl in the little couple.

With that, the two of them walked towards the theater.

James was speechless, but what could he do, he was not familiar with the couple, and he couldn't help but let the family watch the movie.

With a hint of helplessness, he also walked into the cinema and sat down in his seat with his assistant.

When James sat down, the seats in the theater were almost full, and next to him was a couple, not the same one just now, but a black couple, the man with fluffy head and the woman slightly fat.

Is this movie so attended? James' brow furrowed.

If it was another movie with a high attendance, he would be a little jealous at best, but this movie called The Hobbit Era has such a high attendance rate, which makes him jealous and a little resentful at the same time.

How many of these moviegoers came in because they wanted to see The Hobbit?

I have worked hard to promote myself for so long, and I have all been made a wedding dress by this movie "The Hobbit Age" that came out of nowhere?

This feeling is like working hard to talk about a goddess on the Internet, but when the line was under the base, because she went to the wrong place, the goddess recognized the wrong person and was pried away.

Sour.

Who is it that has to release a "Hobbit Age" with a similar name to his movie at this juncture?

The theater didn't care about James's resentment at the moment, and soon the lights went out, the screen lit up, and the movie began to play.

At the beginning, it is a beautiful woman in animal skin clothes with a hot figure hunting in the woods.

Because they have to hunt, beauties naturally have to make all kinds of actions, and spring is full of joy and welfare.

James' eyes widened immediately, and the anger and resentment he had gone before.

The heroine of the movie, Kelly, is a top beauty who is very in line with the aesthetics of the United States, covering a small area of animal skin clothes and her vigorous movements, as well as the background of mountains and forests, giving people a wild and savage impact.

Anyway, James didn't blink the whole time, for fear of missing a picture, until Gina, the assistant next to him, said: "The picture of the movie is really rough, and a lot of shots are out of place." ”

James paused for a moment, and then realized what he had just done.

I actually patronized to watch the welfare, and didn't pay attention to the quality of the movie itself.

Obviously, "The Hobbit" is the wife, and this "The Hobbit Era" is just a junior, but he is abnormally infatuated with the junior.

How can I change my mind?

(End of chapter)