Chapter 257: Smaug is actually a dog
The plot of the movie progresses very quickly.
After the beauty finished hunting, she carried the prey back to the settlement, that is, the hobbit village.
Looking at the shoddy rooms, James's eyes widened.
Wardfack?
How can this movie be so perfunctory?
Props are an important part of the movie, and all the crew will be perfect in this regard, trying not to have a single flaw.
Even if the crew is short of funds, at least they will do their best and do their best when the funds allow.
But what's going on with this movie, you didn't notice the steel shelf in your house when it was exposed, and this goofed steel shelf is very conspicuous on the screen, as long as anyone with eyes can see it.
Such an obvious goof, the director didn't find it when he filmed?
Even if the director didn't find out, didn't he pay attention to it in the later stage.
Looking at the obvious goofs on the screen, James had an extremely awkward feeling.
As a director who has been in the industry for many years, he has strict requirements for films, and when shooting movies, he strives for quality and does not allow a trace of flaws.
Now seeing that a movie can be so shoddy, James is in a distorted mood.
In comparison, the hobbit race of only seven people, although it is still full of slots, is nothing.
The Elder begins to tell the "glorious" history of the Hobbit, and through the Elder's narration, the audience can learn some of the backstory.
It's just that, listening to the elder's extremely exaggerated narration, looking at the hobbit clan with only seven people and a very simple living environment, the audience's sense of disobedience is extremely strong.
Soon, the cannibals arrived.
Their expressions are extremely fierce, but their physique is extremely weak, as if they can be blown away by the wind.
The hobbits bravely fought the cannibals, and the cannibals were crushed.
Seeing that his side was about to fail, the Great Elder of the Cannibal Clan stood up tremblingly and shouted: "Great Holy Beast, the existence that makes all the gods tremble and fear, Smaug, the king of all beasts who devours everything. ”
"Show up."
Under the loud shouts of the Great Elder, the cannibal holy beast appeared.
On the screen, the Great Elder looked extremely solemn, and with the foreshadowing of several times before the movie, the audience was originally looking forward to this holy beast.
Although they know that this movie is very sparse, this holy beast, an important component of the movie, must be able to be watched.
Then they saw a puppy that was less than twenty centimeters tall with a pair of ruddy wings.
At this moment, the audience's mood was broken.
This is what you call the Holy Beast? A holy beast that can make the gods tremble and devour everything?
James couldn't hold back.
Wardfack Oil!
Smaug the dragon is a dog?
You call this dog Smaug??
And it's a small milk dog with a height of less than ten centimeters???
James' body trembled, his lips trembled, and his eyes were full of disbelief.
At this moment, he determined that those netizens on the Internet who said that "The Hobbit" was rubbish must be talking about this movie.
No wonder the reviews of "The Hobbit" on the Internet are so bad.
It's the most rubbish movie he's ever seen, yes, the most rubbish movie, there isn't one.
Which bastard made this movie and hurt him so badly.
With great anger, James continued to watch.
More than an hour later, James sat in his seat, his expression glazed over, his eyes blank.
He has been completely defeated by this movie.
As a director who has been in the industry for many years, James has watched many movies and has long formed a unique aesthetic style.
He has experienced a hundred battles, even if he sees a bad movie, he can bear it, and he will not lose his temper.
But this movie is different, this is an existence that James can't understand, inexplicable, mysterious and mysterious, which makes his sanity go crazy.
How can a movie be made like this?
How dare such a movie be released?
Also, who made this movie!!
James's mind was filled with countless questions at the moment, and it turned into a mess.
"Oh Shet, this movie is a lump of defense, James used hanging when he made the movie?"
"Oh my God, there are still so many people on the Internet who say that this movie is good, are they blind?"
The black couple next to James was swearing there.
Not only them, but almost all the people in the theater were scolding the movie, and the foul language was endless, and almost all of them were disgusted by the movie.
James was stunned for a moment, then turned his head and reminded: "Both, I must remind you that this movie has nothing to do with the Lord of the Rings. ”
The black couple turned their heads to look at James and ignored him.
James frowned.
He admits that the film sucks, is rubbish, and doesn't have a single highlight from beginning to end.
This movie should be scolded, and it should be scolded severely, if the director of the movie appeared in front of him, James would definitely use his fists to teach him to make movies.
But you can't scold me when you scold the movie director.
What does "The Hobbit Era" have to do with my "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"?
"Two, the director of this movie is not James at all, you two scolded the wrong person?" James said in an accentuated tone.
The boy in the black couple turned his head: "The director of the film is not James, so who is it?" ”
James was speechless, how did he know who the director of this movie was, if he knew, he would have scolded him a long time ago.
"Anyway, you're scolding the wrong person, this movie wasn't made by James."
The girl in the black couple said very rudely: "Whoever it is, we will scold James." ”
"It is said on the Internet that "The Hobbit" filmed by director James does not scold him or her."
James finally couldn't help it: "Haven't you noticed that the name of this movie is "The Hobbit Era", and James is filming "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey", which are completely different movies. ”
The girl in the black couple said impatiently: "It's all hobbits, what's the difference, what you said is too complicated, I don't understand it at all." ”
James was speechless, and at this time he finally understood that some people were elm heads and couldn't communicate at all.
I am afraid that there are quite a few such people.
Even people believe in the theory of the earth, and even dare to drink disinfectant water, what is the wrong movie.
No wonder the public opinion of "The Hobbit" on the Internet is so bad, it is all caused by this movie called "The Hobbit Era".
When he walked out of the theater, James's expression was extremely gloomy.
"Gina, immediately go investigate who the director of this movie is, I want to know the whole news of this movie in the shortest possible time."
"Okay Director James." The assistant hurriedly went to work.
(End of chapter)