Chapter 86: Who Dares to Move a Tiger and a Hair (Part II)
"Crackling!"
In Mentougou Village, a brand-new Wuling Hongguang was parked in front of Jiangyang's house, and his father Jiang Hai set off a long list of firecrackers.
When you buy a car, you have to set off firecrackers.
"Brother Hai, I bought a new car, congratulations!"
"Your Yangyang bought it for you, I heard that your Yangyang became an Internet celebrity and made a fortune!"
"Where to get rich, children are just fooling around."
"Congratulations!"
"Thank you! Thank you! ”
The neighbors came, Jiang Hai smiled, and the car his son bought for him seemed to be ten years younger.
"Master, did you buy it?" Bai Xiaoni just came out of boxing.
Jiang Yang nodded and asked, "How was the response to the video taken in the morning, it should be okay, right?" He hasn't watched the video since it was uploaded to the Internet.
Bai Xiaoni smiled, this expression should be fine.
"Master, I'll show you." While speaking, Bai Xiaoni took out her mobile phone, turned on the video, and showed it to her master.
"Oh, more than 30,000 people are on demand, that's good...... has increased by 10,000 fans, and beautiful women are still popular. Jiang Yang sighed.
The apprentice's video has gained 10,000 fans, which is much better than his master.
So far, he has less than 50,000 followers of his own.
It's not powder, it's all black powder.
"Yes, Master is going to rub your traffic then!"
"Hee-hee!" Bai Xiaoni smiled happily.
"After eating at noon, I connected with the warrior monk and became my live broadcast assistant."
"Okay."
The live assistant is very simple, just stand behind the anchor.
With a beautiful apprentice on the side, it feels different.
The sun rose overhead.
In the Internet café, the air conditioner was humming.
As soon as Chen Peng and the three of them finished eating, they found an Internet café nearby, playing games while waiting for the live broadcast of the warrior monk Yihu.
Chen Peng looked at the time in the lower right corner of the computer, and at 13:02, he clicked on the live broadcast page.
"Here we go." Chen Peng reminded the two around him.
"Started?" Wang Yu's eyes came, and it was the beginning.
The warrior monk Yihu appeared in the live broadcast room.
Bald head, wearing a yellow monk's regular robe.
In the ring, the warrior monk Yihu is also in this outfit.
In fact, strictly speaking, the warrior monk Yihu is a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple, and he wears the same clothes as ordinary people every day, and he does not need to keep a bald head.
This is not still to create a character design, the appearance of such a bald monk in the fighting ring attracts people's attention.
More than 10,000 people were online in the live broadcast room just after the broadcast, and 20,000 people were seconds later.
Yihu chatted with netizens for a few words, and then jumped out of the window to prompt an anchor to apply for a microphone connection.
A tiger passed through the microphone.
Four windows popped up, and four anchors came in.
The No. 1 Mai Jiangyang thief, behind him stood his beautiful apprentice.
No. 2 wheat star Shen Xing is an actor, No. 3 wheat Internet celebrity Yao Ge, and No. 4 wheat ...... Chen Peng doesn't know him, and he guesses he is also an Internet celebrity.
"Yihu, I've asked you many times, when will you have a fight with me?" Internet celebrity medicine brother spoke first.
Before Yihu could speak, the star Shen Xing spoke, "Brother Yao, Yihu wants to fight me first, how can your small body be the opponent of Yihu, don't tease." ”
"Shen Xing, it's not easy to mix in the actor circle, and you want to find a tiger to take you to be an Internet celebrity?" Brother Yao is ironic.
"If you want to hit a tiger in popularity, a tiger will take you to become an Internet celebrity." The No. 4 Internet celebrity laughed and teased.
At this time, in the comment area on the right, netizens are brushing this sentence.
"If you want to fight a tiger in red, this is incisive, not only the Jiangyang thief, but these two people want to touch a porcelain tiger?" Wang Yu spoke on the side.
"Jiang Yang thief doesn't speak."
Jiang Yang didn't speak.
"This thing is going to do something, see." Chen Peng said.
As soon as the words fell, a light lit up in the live broadcast room, this is someone sent a tiger to a carnival.
A carnival of three thousand.
Which tyrant ...... Chen Peng's eyes widened, "I'll wipe it, Jiang Yang's thief brushed a carnival?" ”
"Is Jiang Yang a thief?"
"It's him, isn't this guy going to make trouble, and he also brushed a carnival for Yihu?"
Chen Peng and the three of them were very surprised.
Accidental, right?
Yihu himself saw clearly that it was Jiangyang's big thief, and the carnival was just as unexpected.
Scratching his head, a tiger scratched his bald head, do you want to say thank you?
"One or two are floating, jumping in line." The Jiang Yang thief spoke.
Chen Peng and Wang Yu are all in spirit.
"When I'm a robot, everyone wants to fight a tiger, and I don't want to see if you're qualified? Do you have that strength? I see who dares to touch a tiger and a hair, and I am not finished with him. When Jiang Yang spoke, his face showed a fierce face.
It was originally a very fierce sentence, but it turned out -
"Poof~~" Chen Peng was the first to laugh.
"Who dares to move a tiger and a hair, haha!" Wang Yu laughed.
In the live broadcast screen, Yihu fished out his hair again...... No, he's bald and has no hair.
"A tiger is mine, and no one of you is qualified to fight a tiger except me. Teacher Yihu, don't be afraid, with me, no one can touch a single hair of you, you are absolutely safe. Jiang Yang spoke loudly.
Yihu showed a crying and laughing expression.
"Yihu: I thank you!"
"Yihu: If I had met you earlier, I wouldn't have had a hair (crying)"
"Does a tiger have hair? [sobbing silently]"
"I said a long time ago, whoever moves a tiger and a hair will kill him, and I don't care if he moves anywhere else."
"There's nothing wrong [covering his face]"
"A bunch of treasures."
"Fuck, make me laugh all [cover face] [cover face]"
"Jiangyang thief, you are a little cutie!"
"Put the words here, the moment when you go to the ring with a tiger, that is, when Jiang Yang's Internet celebrity career as a thief ends."
"When I have the money, I will go to Jinyang County to buy a dog to raise." "The name of the dog you bought must be called Jiangyang Thief." "Please enjoy the GIF (Jiangyang thief lying corpse)"
……
In the comment area, the comments of netizens were refreshed so quickly, and there was laughter.
"I'm not kidding, you two, your face looks like a dog ignoring buns (Brother Yao), and Shen Xing, I saw your face, and subconsciously wanted to take out my mobile phone to scan the QR code."
Jiang Yang's words were not finished, and the fire was aimed at Brother Yao and Shen Long, "Just the two of you, ignore one dog, one QR code, don't you feel ashamed of yourself, and you still rub the heat of Teacher Yihu, do you want face, Teacher Yihu, you don't have to pay attention to Teacher Yihu, just leave these two clowns to me." ”
Let's just say, this is the Jiangyang thief, don't scare people, don't be arrogant, it's not the Jiangyang thief that netizens know.
"Jiang Yang's mouth is really cheap."
"It looks like a QR code, poof!"
"The dog ignores the bun and lays the gun innocently."
Brother Yao, Shen Xing's face changed.
How can this be endured.
Shen Xing was the first to spray, and his two little eyes kicked out, "Which zoo is this big horse monkey?" ”
"Who is this?" Brother Yao asked the assistant behind him.
"Jiangyang thief, fight Jiangyang thief, preside over martial arts justice." The voice of the assistant.
"What martial arts justice?" Brother Yao pretended not to understand.