The assistant explained, "This is a sentence made up by netizens, this is a martial arts scum, famous for touching porcelain and a tiger." ”

"Huh!" Brother Yao smiled, "It turned out to be such a thing. ”

"Who put this thing in, who?" Shen Xing was still asking.

One of his female assistants also whispered a few words in his ear, "Martial arts scum? Just his martial arts scum, is this such a thing? Shen Xing seemed to know, looked at the warrior monk Yihu, and said: "Yihu, this is wrong for you, how can you let a martial arts scum come in, and it will lose our identity to connect with such a scum, let's kick it." ”

"Kicked, a martial arts scum, I feel insulted by my personality when I say a word to him." Brother Yao echoed.

"Haha, die of laughter, did Xiao Ni see it, I'm going to die of laughter!" Jiang Yang laughed, "Talking about personality, do you know who these two are?" ”

Bai Xiaoni shook her head, "Master, who are these two people?" ”

"I'll put on a show for you." Jiang Yang said and took off a bracelet on his wrist, "Don't miss it when you pass by, do you see the diamond in my hand?" Diamonds worth more than 40,000 yuan, I only sell 99 yuan, send you 1,000, my live broadcast room only sends 1,000 for welfare today, because 99 yuan is not any profit, and I paste the material myself, I will lose about 1,000 yuan for a diamond necklace, the quantity is limited, and netizens in need should hurry up and buy it! ”

Bai Xiaoni blinked, "Master, more than 40,000 diamonds are only sold for 99 yuan, isn't it a loss?" ”

After a pause, Bai Xiaoni asked weakly, "Master, are we selling real diamonds?" ”

"What are you, what are you talking about, netizens, you question whether it is or not, I can invite an appraiser on the spot, please contact our appraiser."

Jiang Yang changed his voice, "Hello everyone, I am a professional jewelry appraiser who has been in the industry for 20 years, I use professional instruments to test, and the diamond endorsed by Mr. Shen is worth more than 40,000 yuan." ”

"Wow, Master is really worth more than 40,000!" Bai Xiaoni's 'wow' expression is very good.

"Netizens, I will tell you a few words today, it is like this all e-commerce companies sell diamonds, they dare not use the tester to test the authenticity, because they are empty, fake products under the supervision of the tester, can not be real, only real diamonds can stand the test, I am not afraid of anyone questioning me, and I will not use counterfeit products to fool their fans. I'm not pretending to be a good person here! I myself am the source manufacturer and have my own supply chain, so the price is set by myself, and the Chinese New Year is here! Young friends who bring their girlfriends home can start, and they can buy them for tens of thousands of yuan when they give them to their girlfriends, because the market is at this price. ”

"Teacher Shen, do you see that I acted well?"

Shen Xing's face was a little unnatural.

"Master, I still don't believe that there really are such cheap diamonds?" Bai Xiaoni asked curiously.

"Good question, please answer this secret."

There are really netizens who picked up Shen Long's tricks, the apprentice's Chinese is not good, Jiang Yang read it out, "He sells not natural diamonds, but moissanite, moissanite has a lot, the price is 9.9 yuan, moissanite and natural diamonds are the same material, optical properties are the same, laser pointer is not distinguishable, but the purity impurities are different, and the cut is different, resulting in a huge price gap!" ”

"So, isn't that a lie?" Bai Xiaoni suddenly realized.

"Mr. Shen is really good at doing business, and the 99 yuan diamonds he sells to netizens, he can earn 90 yuan himself, and 1,000 benefits can make him earn tens of thousands!" Jiang Yang sneered, and then asked netizens, "There are a lot of my black fans in the live broadcast room, you just speak with your conscience, do I bring the goods?" Did I cheat you for a penny, no, what did I do, I just hit a few Internet celebrities, I'm a martial arts scum, what is this goods? ”

Chen Peng noticed that Shen Xing's face was a little dark.

"Don't laugh at the dog's ignorance, you think you're a good thing?" Jiang Yang noticed that Brother Yao was laughing, laughing at Shen Xing's embarrassment.

"Master, this bun face is also deceiving?" Bai Xiaoni said a bun face, and Brother Yao's face crossed.

It is different when a beautiful woman intimidates people, especially Bai Xiaoni's expression of innocence when she speaks.

Netizens observed carefully, Brother Yao's face was round, and the more he looked at it, the more he looked like a bun.

"Bun face, he!" Jiang Yang got up, took a step back, and knelt down directly, laughing in his mouth: "Hahaha!" I'll apologize to everyone, hahahahahaha~~ I'm sorry, hahahaha!! ”

"Ignore the dog, my kneeling posture, is the laughter imitated in place, is that you?"

Which song is this?

Chen Peng didn't understand, he knew that the Jiangyang thief was mocking Brother Yao, what was it? Look carefully at the comment area, there will always be almighty netizens who give answers, it turns out that Brother Yao sold a product some time ago, the price is very high, Brother Yao knelt down to apologize to netizens in the live broadcast room, and while kneeling down to apologize, he couldn't laugh again, and laughed.

Therefore, those who can be Internet celebrities have several brushes.

"What is the quality of the two of you, do you think I don't know, when so many netizens in the live broadcast room are blind!" Jiang Yang returned to his seat and made a vomiting motion, "Seeing the two of you, I want to vomit, ahhhhhh ”

"I remembered, the two of you will go to the online cross-border fighting event, hey, I'm going too, very good, you two pay attention, don't blame me for not warning you, cross-border fighting you'd better hide when you see me, I see you, bun face, QR code, one slap can't kill you!" Across the screen, Jiang Yang made a slap motion.

"Jiangyang thief, you come, whoever calls for death, if you come to the Northeast, I won't fight, you cry dad and call mother." Shen Xing was the first to hold back, pointing at Jiang Yang and snorting angrily.

Brother Yao is also a lot to mess with, "Martial arts scum, remember what you said, if I don't fight in cross-border fighting, you call me Dad, and my name of Brother Yao is written upside down." ”

"I hope to see me then, bun face, QR code, you two can still be so tough."

Hehe, these three people are fighting each other, and the warrior monk Yihu has become an outsider.

The three of them had a good meal with each other, and they almost went over the network cable to fight.

"Isn't this better than the Spring Festival Gala sketch?" Wang Yu smiled.

"Watch these three clowns put on a show." Chen Peng smiled.

"It's not interesting, I'll play a game." Liu Jun withdrew from the live broadcast room.

After playing the game for a few minutes, a voice came from Chen Peng's computer live broadcast room, "Teacher Yihu, it's a matter of the two of us now, take the opportunity of Lianmai, I now officially challenge you." ”

Liu Jun's gaze shifted, is he going to challenge the warrior monk Yihu?

"Jiang Yang thief, how can I say it, I saw that you found that you are a very cute person, you are very funny, Guo Yunshe is recruiting crane characters, I suggest you can sign up." The warrior monk Yihu smiled, he was laughing.