Chapter 169: The Road to the Strong Starts with a Drink of Wahaha!
"You're a boy, you're not a girl, don't cry, I said boys should be strong, we are samurai, be strong...... You still cry, and the more you cry, the more people will laugh at you." Chiba Katsuhei kept comforting his son, his expression looking embarrassed.
The youngest son has been crying since he was a child and is not strong enough, so Katsuhei Chiba asked his younger son to learn karate in order to make his character stronger.
Today, I brought my son to watch the martial arts competition, and the purpose was also to let him feel the spirit of karate.
As a result, I cried first.
Chiba Katsuhei, who is a father, has no choice.
The two children were just making trouble, and the adults didn't care.
After the episode, the adults' attention shifted to the ring.
The countdown is on.
At three o'clock, a host appeared in the ring.
"Audience friends at the scene, netizens who are watching the live broadcast, good afternoon, it's three o'clock in the afternoon East Whale time, and what you are watching is the exclusive live broadcast of Yang Ma International Channel.
I'm standing in the middle of the ring right now.
I can see the audience from my angle, and some of them are audience friends from the neon country, welcome!"
The host waved his hand, "There are also some audience friends from Tang Guo who are studying and working in East Whale, hello, welcome!"
"Bang bang!"
There were people in the audience who applauded, and there were-
A neon man with a plaster flag turban stood up and shouted, "Protest! Protest! Why do you want to speak Chinese?"
"What is he protesting for?"
In the audience, a Tang international student asked suspiciously, not hearing clearly what the neon people were protesting.
"I don't know." One of the people next to him shook his head synchronously, but he couldn't hear clearly.
The two of them couldn't hear clearly when they were closer, and the others couldn't hear clearly.
The neon people saw that they were the only ones shouting in protest, and they probably felt that there was no point in shouting.
Sand sculpture one.
The host said that Chinese also had to protest, and there was a big screen in the ring with a Japanese translation, but it was not that he could not understand it.
After the opening remarks, the host introduced the background of the players on both sides of the competition, "Maybe many friends don't know why Mr. Jiang and Mr. Shenmu are competing, and what past grievances there are between the two.
The big screen starts playing.
"Dear journalists, Master Jiang came all the way to East Whale for a very simple purpose, which is to communicate with friends in the martial arts world of East Whale."
"Family, have you seen it, is Kobayashi Karate Dojo good?"
"Kicked out of the gym, is there one who can hit it?"
"Burst your balls!"
……
From Jiangyang holding a press conference to announce the challenge of neon martial arts, to kicking the gym Kobayashi ryu karate, the process was edited into one.
Before the broadcast was over, the neon people in the audience protested again.
This time it wasn't a single protest, almost half of the neon people shouted:
"Protest!"
"Protest!"
"Protest!"
The people of the Tang Kingdom are too hateful, this occasion, this time to broadcast like this, especially the Jiangyang thief kicked the hall, and the process of blowing up the Fujimoto Gang Eggs was broadcast again, what is the purpose?
The intentions are very sinister.
One is disgusting people, disgusting people at the scene, and even the neon viewers who watch the live broadcast. ….
The second is to strike at the opponent, to hit the momentum of Kamikisuke, and to tell you that your karate is vulnerable.
Should you protest in this situation?
"Protest! Protest!" Xiao Zhengtai protested loudly with his father Katsuhei Chiba.
"Protests are ineffective, I bounce yours!"
It's the hateful man again.
Xiao Zhengtai turned around and shouted to Xiao Lin Qiao, "Protest!"
Kobayashi Qiao crossed his hands: "Bounce!"
"I protest all your protests."
The expression on Xiao Zhengtai's face ...... Aren't you going to cry again?
"What do you want to do?"
"You've lost...... I was a little bit interested in the black belts of the two teachers, and I took ......."
The big screen continues to play.
The hateful Tang people took the black belt, and this scene caused the protests to be louder.
"Karate is vulnerable!"
"Karate is vulnerable!"
At this time, the audience in the Tang Kingdom shouted, and you are allowed to protest, thinking that we will not fight back?
"Karate is vulnerable!" Xiao Lin Qiao shouted loudly and squeezed his fist at Xiao Zhengtai.
Xiao Zheng was too angry, but he didn't cry.
The neon audience was very unhappy.
I just like to see how unhappy you are.
"Haha!"
Backstage, Bai Xiaoni was laughing.
Play it was her suggestion.
Deliberately disgusting neon man.
In Master's words, "Don't be disgusting, you're sorry for the old ancestor."
Neon people are disgusted.
Shenmu Interface's face was pale, and he was also stimulated.
Kobayashi-ryu karate also failed very badly.
Defeat is defeat, no one can remain undefeated, it's nothing.
But he was accepted as a black belt and hung a plaque in front of him, which is an insult to karate.
This is intolerable.
"Mean, vile!"
"Tang Guoren, this is deliberate."
"It must be deliberate, deliberately disturbing your concentration and suppressing our momentum."
Several people around Kamikisuke were furious.
He was just as angry and didn't speak.
Yu took a breath.
Kamikisuke suppressed the anger in his heart, and soon, his heart returned to peace.
A master can control his emotions at any time and not bother.
"Next." The host's voice came, and it was time to invite the contestants to play.
"Please keep watching the big screen."
And also.
Hey, what the hell is this?
There are neon people looking stupidly at the big screen, and advertisements appear on it...... That's right, advertising.
"After drinking Wahaha, eating is fragrant, welcome to watch Wahaha AD Calcium Milk exclusively named by Wahaha:
Tang Guo Kung Fu, Wahaha AD Calcium Milk cheers for Tang Guo Kung Fu.
Thank you Le's, Le's gives you a lot of love.
Thanks to 1:1:1 for a more balanced nutrition! Goldfish blended oil.
Thanks, Mom's choice, Fierce Cow Skim Milk Powder.
Thank you......"
The host reads the advertisement and speaks very quickly.
Do the Tang Guo audiences at the scene feel familiar?
It's right to be familiar, this paragraph imitates a good voice.
Pay attention to the atmosphere in the auditorium.
Many audiences, including the Tang audience, had bewildered expressions.
"What's this, I'm here to see the competition, show me an ad first?" A Tang netizen was stunned. ….
"Isn't it a cross-stage?"
"Damn, this wave of advertisements caught you off guard!"
"Caught off guard."
"Do I want to watch ads even if I'm a member?"
"God's special advertisement."
Even domestic netizens are complaining, let alone neon people.
Backstage, a staff member is talking to Kamikisuke, meaning to ask Mr. Kamiki to cooperate with the advertisement after he comes on stage.
Shenmusuke didn't speak, but the corners of his mouth twitched, and there was anger in his eyes.
He was holding back and not getting angry.
Shenmujie could bear it, but the people around him couldn't help it, and scolded, "Bastard, you Tang people are really bastards, how can it be reasonable for us to cooperate with him in advertising!"
"It's so damning!
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"In this sacred competition, they still think about advertising, and they don't take us seriously when they think about making money."
"Teacher, please be sure to beat the Tang Guoren."
"Shenmu-senpai, please!"
"Please!"
More than a dozen Kobayashi-ryu karate disciples bowed to Shenmusuke in unison.
Shenmusuke's expression was solemn.
There's nothing to say, see you in the ring.
Finally, the host's voice came, "Please give warm applause, please invite Mr. Jiang Yang, the representative of Tang Guogong!"
"Knock knock!"
There was the sound of gongs and drums, and a lion dance team of four people and two groups came out, and then, more than a dozen members of the Jiangyang team came out with flags one after another.
The banner is written with words: "Wu", "No. 1 Master of the Tang Kingdom", "Master of Fighting", "Master of Kendo", ......
The banner has been upgraded to a banner.
The atmosphere at the scene was enthusiastic.
The audience in Tang Kingdom all stood up and applauded enthusiastically.
There was also discord, none of the neon people got up, and no one applauded.
That's it, and throwing eggs.
When the Tang people entered the martial arts ring, a few neon people ran to the side, throwing rotten eggs, and shouting, "Jiang Yang thief garbage!"
"Jiangyang thief garbage!"
Among them, Fujino and Kimura are the two loudest.
The two threw seven or eight eggs and were stopped by the security guards.
You can see a lot of eggshells and egg liquid hanging on the iron net of the competition ring.
Not affected.
On stage, the lion dance team continued to dance and then play music.
This scene has long been expected.
The next appearance is the Karate team of Kamikisuke.
Rumble~~
Whoa!
Bang Bang Bang!
The cheers and applause at the scene were like thunder, and the momentum was much louder than just now.
That's it, there are twice as many neon people on the scene.
「ou!」
「ou!」
「ou!」
More than a dozen members of Shenmusuke's team shouted the slogan of karate in unison and walked into the ring.
There was enough space in the ring for fifty or sixty people.
The host walked to the middle of the two teams and said loudly, "Next the ad, please don't go away, the exciting content will be broadcast after the ad."
After shouting, the host flashed to the side quickly.
Nima~~
And ads?
A netizen watching the live broadcast widened his eyes.
I saw more than a dozen hostesses wearing cheongsams lining up on the stage, they divided the labor, one holding a billboard, and the other dragging advertising products in his hand.
The products include Wahaha AD calcium milk, mineral water, milk powder, mobile phones, and a hostess carrying a bucket of oil. ….
After each hostess enters the ring, the product is displayed for three or five seconds, and the next one is replaced, just like a catwalk.
The Tang audience on one side of the audience was the kind of expression that couldn't cry or laugh, and the neon people on the other side were angry.
The neon people think that this is not enough respect for the ring, not serious enough, and the Tang people do not respect their karate enough.
It is a blasphemy, a contempt.
According to their understanding, this competition is very important, related to the Kobayashi-ryu karate signboard, and also related to the reputation of Tang Guogongfu.
If the Tang people lose, it will be the same trouble.
But they still put out so many advertisements, they didn't think about you losing?
"Protest, protest!" Several neon people stood up in loud protest.
"Little days like to protest so much, and so do advertisements?" Some Tang audiences were puzzled.
"It's a lot of ads."
"I think it's a little funny, this competition should be more serious and not suitable for advertising, but it's just played, it's really funny!"
"Haha, it's funny...... Hey, hahaha!"
"Hahaha!"
"Poof...... Haha!"
Why, many people in the audience burst out laughing.
"What's wrong?" I haven't seen anything else...... I saw it, I saw it, "Haha! Hahaha!"
The audience in Tang Guo burst into laughter.
What do they see?
It turned out that Jiang Yang opened a bottle of wahaha, took a sip, and said loudly: "Drink milk, I only drink wahaha AD calcium milk!"
What's the deal, is the ad so hardcore and so direct?
This is not the funniest thing, it is the neon man Kamikisuke who makes everyone laugh.
He also had a bottle of wahaha in his hand.
There are more than a dozen karate disciples behind him, each with a bottle of wahaha.
Didn't drink.
Shenmusuke didn't take a sip like Jiang Yang, nor did he speak.
Originally, Kamiki was asked to take a sip and say an advertising word.
Kamikisuke didn't fight to death.
Rather die than submit.
Anyway, they took a step back, and only then did they have the scene they see now.
The neon people who were shouting in protest were stunned.
Why did Mr. Shenmu also receive the advertisement?
How can this be?
That's a hammer!
"Poof...... Haha!"
"Damn, this wave of advertising is awesome!"
"Laughed and cried."
"I'm curious how much money wahaha is paying?"
"I can understand why Jiangyang thieves advertise for Wahaha, why does Xiaori also endorse Wahaha?"
"Whoahaha, cow beep!"
"Ask is a cow beep!"
"Drink milk, I only drink wahaha AD calcium milk [laughs]"
"Speaking of the road of the strong, start with drinking wahaha."
"Bunker!"
The barrage in the live broadcast room swiped the screen, and many Tang netizens laughed and cried, laughing out of tears.
It's too funny.
It was originally a serious competition, representing the peak duel between Tang Guo's kung fu and karate, but now the atmosphere is completely crooked.
All distorted by a wave of advertising.
"Hello everyone, the commercial time is over, please come back!" Moderator voice.
"There shouldn't be any ads, right?" A netizen muttered.
"Please Mr. Jiang Yang, Mr. Shenmusuke, the two of you come closer and interview the two of you." The moderator speaks.
The two teams are separated by two or three meters.
Jiang Yang smiled and took the initiative to come closer.
There is nothing new in the next host interview, it is nothing more than one side blowing Tang Guo Kung Fu and the other side blowing karate.
"Mr. Jiang, do you want to say anything to Mr. Shenmu before the competition?" The moderator asked.
Jiang Yang smiled, "Mr. Shenmu, you are a sixth-dan black belt, you should be a little more powerful than Mr. Fujimoto Tsunade who has a fourth-dan black belt, I hope you can do your best, but don't be like Mr. Fujimoto Tsunada, too weak, weak makes me very disappointed, Mr. Shenmu, you won't let me down, right?"
"Humph!" Kamiki snorted coldly, and this was his response.
"I like your unruly attitude, I hope that Mr. Shenmu will show your bushido spirit and do your best to defeat me, I am very eager to fail, please let me taste what it is like to fail, please, Aligado!"
Jiang Yang's last sentence was in Japanese, and he bowed.
The corners of Shenmusuke's mouth twitched, and he wanted to scold...... Hold on, hold back.
He wants to maintain his status as a karate master.
Maintain the image of Kobayashi-ryu karate.
You can't be as rude as the Tang people.
Boiled wine on the stone
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