Chapter 170: Pit the Dead: It's reasonable to have a wrench on your body, right?
"Mr. Jiang, are you familiar with Mr. Shenmu?"
The moderator is still asking.
Endless.
Shenmusuke frowned slightly, this host's interview time is no less than ten minutes.
"Mr. Jiang, karate originated from our Tang Kingdom, is there any basis for this statement?"
"Of course......"
Bastard~~
Deliberately, this host deliberately interviewed for such a long time, and asked questions that made him uncomfortable to listen to.
Let him be impetuous.
Shenmusuke realized that he was indeed a little impetuous, and immediately became alert.
Breathe deeply.
Adjust your inner emotions and stabilize them.
But it didn't last long, and Shenmusuke was impetuous again.
"Mr. Jiang, are you still preparing a gift for Mr. Shenmusuke?" The moderator asked with a smile.
"Yes." Jiang Yang waved his hand, and Gao Meng behind him, Li Lei sent two gifts.
They are wrapped in cloth, one is long, and the other is slightly shorter and more than a meter long.
What gift?
In the live broadcast room, netizens showed curious eyes.
"It can't be a crutch, right?" There are black fans of Jiangyang thieves...... No, now it's the pink looking at the thing about two meters long, wrapped in cloth, which looks a bit like a walking stick.
Ha ha!
It's really a crutch.
Gao Meng removed the cloth, revealing a pair of crutches.
"Damn!"
"Bastard!"
"Too much deception!"
"How dare the Tang people insult us?"
A group of karate disciples behind Shenmusuke were furious on the spot, and even Shenmusuke himself showed a cannibalistic gaze.
Jiang Yang ignored the other party's cannibalistic gaze, and a smile spread on his face, "Mr. Shenmusuke, when we meet for the first time, a small gift is not a tribute.
Our Datang is a state of etiquette, so we prepare this gift.
This thing is called a crutch.
Gao Meng, you can show Mr. Shenmusuke how to use it."
Gao Meng demonstrated, holding a cane and limping back and forth in front of Xiao Ri for a few steps.
"Haha!"
There was laughter from the audience.
You don't have to watch it, it must be the Tang audience laughing.
Kamikisuke's face darkened a little.
If he hadn't endured it and didn't speak, the fiery eyes of the disciples behind him would have rushed over and beaten people.
After demonstrating for a while, Jiang Yang smiled and said, "Mr. Shenmu, you can use this crutch when you are injured in a while, no thanks, we are a state of etiquette, and this care is not worth mentioning."
"Mr. Jiang, you prepared yourself early." Shenmusuke said coldly.
I can bear this little day.
Jiang Yang smiled slightly.
The second gift, opening the box is a katana.
"I have great respect for Mr. Shenmu, and I have prepared two gifts, this is a katana of your country, and Mr. Shenmu may be able to use it."
Kamikisuke looked puzzled.
I don't understand what it means for the other party to send a knife?
Even netizens are guessing.
"Why did you give a katana...... Damn, I see, it's used for seppuku!"
Eyo gave the katana to Kamikisuke.
The crutches just now were not connected, and Kamikisuke took the katana.
The next moment, his face went black.
"If you fail, sir, you can't think about it, and you can use this katana to seppuku to pledge your allegiance to the emperor." ….
"Bastard!"
No matter how much Shenmusuke can endure it, he can't bear it at this time.
Furious, he threw away the katana and then rushed forward.
He rushed forward, like a karate disciple behind him.
Hehe~~
Jiang Yang is smiling at the corner of his mouth, he has been waiting for you for a long time
Guys.
More than 30 members of both sides pushed each other, punched and kicked each other in the ring, and got into a scuffle.
The fight was a mess, and the scene was exciting.
"Ahh
"Oh"
"Oooh!"
It's the sound of someone screaming in pain.
"Stop, stop, don't fight, security, security is coming, pull them away." The host shouted, a little panicked.
Really panicked?
Look carefully at the smile in the host's eyes, how can there be a little panic.
As you think, this is the designed link, and it is expected that if you send two things, the small day will explode and the two sides will fight.
Fight, then ......
Sell the next pass first.
The audience stood up and watched the scuffle in the ring.
"Beat the little day to death!" 、
"Hit!"
"Fight, hit the Tang people!"
In the live broadcast room, netizens of the two countries are not afraid of big things, and it is good to fight.
It took a while for a group of security guards to separate the two sides of the scuffle.
"Wow~~"
"it!"
"Ahaha!"
When the two sides separated, many Tang netizens expressed their shock and laughter.
And neon netizens were dumbfounded.
"How so?" Nagoya, a little fat otaku is stupid and can't believe his eyes.
He saw such a picture: Tang Guo Kung Fu and karate were separated, and they looked very embarrassed, some of their clothes were torn, and some of their hair was messy.
It doesn't matter if the clothes are rotten or the hair is messy, as long as the person is not injured.
No one in the Tang Kung Fu team was injured...... No, there was an arm that was scratched, and a shoulder that was bitten.
There was also a bald head with bleeding from his nostrils, and the bald head wiped his nosebleed and didn't care, but laughed.
The three of them were slightly injured.
However, on the karate side, they were all injured.
Almost half of them had blue noses and swollen faces, some had swollen half of their faces, some had bruised eyes, and some had a tooth knocked out.
One of his feet seemed to be lame.
Master Shenmujie, with two dark eyes, is a giant panda.
Note that Mr. Kamikisuke is wearing a white karate suit and two dark green eyes, this is not a panda.
How could it be so miserable?
This is the question of the little fat house.
yes, why is it so miserable?
A scuffle, the two sides are evenly manned, not so much.
The audience's sight at the scene was not as clear as that of netizens, and after two or three seconds, a real-time picture of the ring appeared on the big screen, and I saw it.
"Wow, what's going on?"
"Pay attention to the little days, one by one, their noses are blue and their faces are swollen, haha!"
"What's going on?"
"How?"
"Why, Master Kamikisuke, their noses and faces are swollen when they were beaten?"
"Master Kamikisuke is injured?"
Fujino, Kimura and other otaku were dumbfounded.
I can't believe it, almost all of the dozen or so people in karate are injured, and even Master Kamikisuke is injured. ….
On the other hand, the Tang people have nothing to do.
The Tang man Jiang Yang thief was unscathed except for his clothes that were a little messy.
Could it be that the Tang people are particularly capable of fighting, and karate is a weak chicken.
Can't think of it, right?
The secret is that the Jiangyang team can indeed fight.
There are more than a dozen of them, except for Gao Meng and Li Lei, all of them are professional fighters of the King of Champions Club.
There are also Yang Hu and Da Zhuang, two martial arts masters.
All right...... Confession and leniency are not really a secret.
At this time, a small day shouted and told the secret.
One was lame
Xiao Ri pointed at Gao Meng and shouted, "He has something hidden in his leg!"
Xiao Ri kicked Gao Meng's thigh.
As a result, his leg was lame.
Gao Meng is fine.
That's right, Gao Meng had two steel bars tied to his legs, and a steel plate hidden in his chest.
Now I know the secret.
"That's right, I have been practicing martial arts for many years and have steel bars tied to my legs, is there a problem?" Gao Meng smiled, and deliberately rolled up his legs, revealing two steel bars.
"You ......" Xiao Ri was speechless in anger.
People who practice martial arts have something tied to their legs to practice, and this explanation is very reasonable.
Is there a problem?
"Smack!"
What sounds?
Everyone's eyes moved to Li Lei, and a wrench fell off his clothes behind his back.
Li Lei hurriedly picked it up, "Don't panic, everyone, I usually take it with me to practice, it's very reasonable."
Nima.
Bring a wrench to practice, who do you say will believe.
"Reasonable."
"Makes perfect sense."
"I'm a car mechanic, and I usually bring a wrench, which I think is very reasonable and there is nothing wrong with it."
"My chef usually brings a wrench, right?"
"I'm a junior high school physics teacher, so it makes sense to bring a wrench to my lectures, right?"
"Haha, laughing and crying!"
"What a pit!"
"I'm a little curious, why did he hide a wrench, and the bald brother tied steel bars on his legs, did he expect a fight?"
"Don't tell if you see through it."
Don't say it.
"You guys are so despicable!" In the ring, a neon man with an inch head was extremely angry.
His face was swollen.
"How are we mean?" Gao Meng sneered.
"You've hidden something on you, plotting against us?"
"A word of caution, who did it first?"
yes, who did it first?
You did it first, we didn't say we wanted to do it, since we didn't do it, I hid something on my body and it wasn't to plot against you, you care about me.
This makes sense everywhere.
A dozen neon people were angry and aggrieved.
Whoever tells you to do it first, and if you are beaten, stand upright.
"Mr. Jiang, Mr. Shenmu, is there still a competition between the two?" A referee came up and spoke.
"I'm casual, Mr. Shenmu, are you seriously injured, why don't you wait for another day, I'll wait until you're healed and we'll fight?" Jiang Yang said in a concerned tone.
"No, this contest must continue." Shenmusuke said and glanced at Yang Hu.
In the scuffle just now, he was hugged by Yang Hu from behind, and he couldn't move for a few seconds before he was punched by Jiang Yang and gave him a panda eye.
Shenmusuke realized that this inconspicuous Tang Guoren (Yang Hu) was a master. ….
hugged him and made him struggle for a short time, but he was not a master.
is still an ordinary master.
Shenmu Jie is burly like a gorilla, and he has a lot of strength, and few people can hold him, but Yang Hu is ordinary, he can indeed trap him, and he is a hidden master.
"Please prepare your own performances for the next performance." The referee said.
The next step is not to start fighting immediately, but to perform a martial art in the ring for each of them.
The two sides dispersed.
"Boss Jiang, this guy has a lot of strength, I almost didn't hold it, you have to pay attention." Yang Hu whispered in Jiang Yang's ear.
Jiang Yang smiled.
If you have a lot of strength, can you beat his punch?
"Shenmu-senpai, are you alright?" The assistant looked at Shenmusuke's eyes and couldn't help but worry.
"It's fine." Kamikisuke spoke.
Skin trauma only.
When the assistant used ice cubes to help him apply his eyes, Kamiki didn't
There is a sound, but the hands are unconsciously clenched into fists, indicating that it hurts.
He just endures.
In both sides of the repair, some clothes are rotten and replaced, and some are injured and need to be treated...... During the trimming, the referee was explaining the process and rules of the jousting competition to the audience.
The first is for the representatives of both sides to perform a piece of their respective martial arts.
Then comes the real competition.
There is no time limit for the contest between Eyo and Shenmusuke until one side falls.
It was originally designed to be turn-based, but it has been changed again.
Both sides of the competition are not allowed to carry weapons, just this restriction, other rules and regulations, eye insertion, crotch kicking and other taboos that cannot appear in the fighting ring.
This is a martial arts competition, a martial arts competition between the two countries, and the actual combat of the competition naturally does not have so many rules.
Twenty minutes go by in the blink of an eye.
The first part performs martial arts, and karate is performed first.
Seven or eight people led by Kamikisuke walked to the center of the ring.
"Haha!"
"Poof......
"I'm sorry, I really want to laugh."
There was laughter in the audience.
Kamikisuke's face was a little ugly.
You can't blame the audience for laughing, and you don't look at yourself.
Not to mention the others, Mr. Shenmusuke, your own two panda eyes, although the bruises are scattered, they are still obvious.
It's really funny.
"Poof...... Haha!"
Bai Xiaoni really wanted to hold back her laughter, but it was really funny.
"Be polite."
"Hahaha!"
It's okay that the master didn't speak, and Bai Xiaoni laughed even louder.
"Damn!"
"The Tang people are so hateful!"
"Despicable and shameless!"
There was an angry scolding from the audience, and it was the neon audience who was not satisfied.
The scolding drowned out the laughter.
Don't laugh anymore.
I really don't laugh.
Bai Xiaoni covered her face, turned away from looking, and couldn't help but laugh when she saw Shenmusuke's panda eyes.
When there was movement on the stage, Bai Xiaoni turned around, and it was Shenmu Suke who began to perform karate.
The performers split the stone slabs by hand and kicked the wooden planks.
Several layers of slate shattered with a single palm.
Volleyed into the air and kicked off the plank.
The audience burst into applause.
Neon people are very excited, this is the karate they believe in.
"That's it?" Bai Xiaoni pouted.
It's only great to be able to catch Master's punch.
A few minutes later, the performance ended, and the audience was full of applause. ….
Don't look at it without panda eyes, Kamiki Suke's set of karate kung fu is beautiful.
"Long live the Emperor!"
"Hooray!"
"Karate is invincible!"
I was excited about the little day on the scene.
Next, Master Jiang came on the field.
The master played a set of Bajiquan.
Fists with the wind.
The figure is chic, just one word - handsome!
The layman looks at the bustle, and the insider looks at the doorway.
Kamikisuke's expression became serious.
A set of Bajiquan, Shenmusuke saw that the opponent should not be underestimated.
Tang Guoren used this set of Baji boxing to defeat Fujimoto Tsunada.
Don't fight uncertain battles, Shenmusuke has a detailed understanding of Bajiquan, and it is indeed extraordinary.
"Good!"
"Handsome!"
"Wonderful!"
is the same full house, that is, the neon people don't say it, but they also admit that they are handsome in their hearts.
It's not over yet, Bai Xiaoni, Gao Meng, and Li Lei are on the list, each with a weapon in their hands, a sword, a gun, a sword, and a halberd.
What is this for?
"Ladies and gentlemen, what you are about to enjoy next is Master Jiang's first performance of his unique magic skill abroad, the Golden Bell Jar!"
Wow, the bell jar!
Tang netizens have come to the spirit.
Domestic netizens know everything, Jiang Yang's famous stunt is the golden bell jar, although he has rarely seen it shown in the ring.
It has only been shown once so far, and that one has caused controversy on the Internet.
The remarks on the Internet have formed two factions, one is exclamation, bull beep.
There is also a school of doubts that it is fake, props.
Disputed for a while.
Whether it is controversial or not, netizens are looking forward to it.
In comparison, Neon Man did not react.
Normal, how do neon people know what a bell jar is, they have never heard of it.
Boiled wine on the stone