Chinese Kung Fu
The moment the camera fell, everyone present raised their hearts to their throats.
Li Xiaotong even shouted, "Ah! ”
It was almost predictable that it was over.
But in the blink of an eye, the camera disappeared.
Damn, what the hell in broad daylight!
Li Dejun thought he was dazzled, and rubbed his eyes vigorously.
That's right, the camera is really gone!
The fat chef in the kitchen who shaved noodles was probably the only one who knew what was going on.
His surname is Yan, Yan Kuan. He and Li Dejun are from the same factory, but working in the canteen, what he is best at is knife noodles.
The two have been friends for decades.
At the beginning, Li Dejun listened to Yang Xiuwen's persuasion, bought out his seniority, went to the sea to open a restaurant, and poached him from the canteen of the towel factory.
He was peeling a bowl of noodles in the kitchen when the camera fell.
Inadvertently looked up, and saw a person's figure flashing, and instantly returned to the same place.
At first, he thought he was dazzled.
But the person outside the window was empty-handed one second, but the next second he had an extra camera in his hand, as if by magic.
His eyes widened and he had an expression of disbelief.
I secretly exclaimed in my heart: "What is this son-in-law of Lao Li doing?"
College student, chef, or martial arts master?
How did he do it? “
Although surprised, he did not say anything.
That's right, the person he saw was Yang Xiuwen.
At the last moment, Yang Xiuwen performed a dragon step and caught the camera.
After advancing to the innate level, You Longbu seems to have changed a lot.
There is no need to deliberately perform, what you think, your body moves, like lightning, comes and goes without a trace.
After a while, everyone slowly came to their senses, looked around, and found that the camera was in Yang Xiuwen's hand intact.
Jack stood up and walked quickly over to him.
Staring straight at the camera, I was very emotional.
Slowly stretched out his hand, his hand trembling a little.
He was about to touch the camera, but he retracted it again because he found that his hands were covered in oil.
After looking around, he simply wiped his hand vigorously on his clothes.
Only then did he carefully take the camera and examine it carefully.
"Shhhh Mr yang Thank you very much! If… tis my life!”
Jack sighed deeply and said gratefully.
Yang Xiuwen smiled, nodded, and didn't say anything.
Just now, he couldn't care about anything else, he had to make a move.
Because he knows what it means to Nie Ye if the camera is damaged!
In the past nine years, a retiree's salary has been three or four hundred yuan.
The price of this camera is tens of thousands of yuan.
Even if Nie Ye doesn't eat or drink, it will take nearly ten years to pay it off.
This is going to kill Nie Ye!
Of course, Nie Ye may not know this, after all, a common Chinese person has rarely seen this kind of foreign thing.
Not to mention knowing its price.
Everyone was relieved to see that the camera was safe and sound.
Li Dejun walked up to Yang Xiuwen, looked at him carefully, and asked, "Xiuwen, you, is this kung fu?" Is that what Tongtong told us, the Tai Chi kung fu taught by Master Chen? ”
Yang Xiuwen secretly said in his heart, "Master! This time the pot has to be carried by you again! But who called you a master! Hey! “
Nodding, "Uncle, it was taught by the master, his old man is really kung fu!" “
Jack seemed to hear the word kung fu and couldn't help but ask, "Mr yang, you chinese kung fu?"
After receiving the affirmation, I immediately became excited.
He solemnly placed the camera in his hand in the middle of the dining table, and then began to dance and shake his arms, and wiped his nose with his thumb, and said "Ah, oh, hey!" "Gotta keep screaming.
Looking at his posture, Yang Xiuwen knew who he was imitating, the deceased Chinese kung fu star - a certain Xiaolong.
The action is exaggerated and funny, and it makes the diners laugh.
Jack disagreed.
But the next move scared everyone.
walked towards Yang Xiuwen, knelt down, and was stopped by him raising his hand.
When I asked the reason, I found out that Jack was going to apprentice!
Jack said, "Listening to my fathers, I have to kneel down to apprentice in China, and I have to carry pork, rice, celery and something, which seems to be called tuition!" ”
Yang Xiuwen cried and laughed and explained in Eagle language: "What kind of mess is this!
Chinese traditional apprenticeship, the gift that students give to Mr. is called shushu (xiu).
It is the reward given by the student to the husband.
In the early days, there were six kinds of rituals, such as dried meat, celery, dried longan, red beans, lotus seeds, and dates.
They represent Xie Shien, diligent, enlightened and eye-opening, ambitious, hard-working professor, and high school champion.
Source: [Rites, Shaoyi]
Later, according to the conditions of the family, the etiquette also changed.
If the conditions are good, the rites will be more valuable, but the six rites cannot be less.
However, students who wish to study with their teachers must seek permission from their husbands in advance.
On the day of apprenticeship, you have to take a bath and change your clothes to show your solemnity. “
Seeing that the people in the restaurant were all looking at him with a look of curiosity, he had to explain it to them again.
After everyone listened, they knew that they had learned so many rules for apprenticing in the past!
Once again, everyone learned his profound knowledge.
Watching the diners praise him vigorously, he has a lot of knowledge and promising. Li Dejun was very happy at this time.
His son-in-law is powerful, both civil and military!
said vigorously in his mouth, "This stinky boy, after learning a little knowledge, he shows it everywhere and makes everyone laugh, haha!" “
can look at his expression, how can there be a trace of blame, it is clearly happy and proud!
Yang Xiuwen couldn't help but want to laugh, why didn't he find out that his father-in-law was so cute before!
The restaurant was bustling with laughter, causing passers-by to stop and look inside.
After Jack listened, he packed up his things and prepared to leave.
While cleaning up, he said that he would go back to the hotel to take a bath, change into new clothes, and come back to apprentice.
But Yang Xiuwen's words surprised him very much, "Jack, I'm sorry!" I won't take you as an apprentice! “
Jack asked, "Why?" “
Yang Xiuwen shook his head: "There is no why!" Just don't accept it! “
In fact, the reason is very simple, his own master does not teach foreigners.
As an apprentice, you can't break the rules.
If you accept foreign disciples, wouldn't it be against the teacher's training?
Looking back, can Chen Zhiwu spare him?
Jack was frustrated, he didn't expect to be rejected.
After all, I feel very good, regardless of height, appearance, or identity.
Didn't the fathers say that Chinese people are very talkative?
Pleading again, "Mr yang. I english man. You may。。。 ”
When Yang Xiuwen heard this, his face sank.
"Remember, Jack, this is Huaguo, you are welcome.
But if you rely on being a foreigner, you can take it for granted, and it would be a big mistake!
Put away that so-called superiority!
The current China is not the weak, backward, and humiliated China of the past.
Instead, it stands in the east, like a giant that is rising, like a rising sun.
In the near future, it will definitely stand up to the sky and shine brightly, shining all over the world.
So, I want to be friends with Chinese people.
Please let go of your pride and lower your head so that you can reap the benefits of friendship! “
Jack seemed to understand, and his face flushed.
Then he bowed to Yang Xiuwen, "Im sorry!" I apologize for what I just said. Oh no! ”
Yang Xiuwen was amused by his incompatible.
Waving his hand, "Forget it!" I accept your apology!
But you have to understand one thing, Chinese people, no matter where they are, may endure temporary grievances, but they will not accept humiliation!
This is the bottom line of Chinese people!
If you meet a Chinese person in need of help in the Eagle Country, please lend a helping hand.
Believe me, you will reap the friendly 。。。。。 of all Chinese people! “