The pig thinks so too

Edward Jack accepted the advice given by Yang Xiuwen, and later did the same.

Use your family identity (the surname Edward is a royal family name in the Eagle Country) to help Chinese workers, businessmen, and students in the Eagle Country not be discriminated against and bullied by the locals.

Even give them shelter.

makes the Chinese expatriates who are adrift much better than in their previous lives.

Although Jack did not enter politics in his life, he became the most popular person in China and became a recognized goodwill ambassador in China.

His family has also benefited from this, which is all a story for later.

At this time, Jack had been fooled and lame, and completely forgot about his apprenticeship.

I was busy taking pictures with the people in the hotel.

After the shooting in the store and outside the store, Liu's lamb chop noodle restaurant was even more clear.

It was Yang Xiuwen who fooled him.

After learning about Jack's work, he immediately had the idea of asking Jack to advertise Liu's lamb chop noodle restaurant for free.

Tell Jack solemnly that as a travel magazine reporter, you can't simply tell readers how high the mountains are and how deep the water is there.

Instead, it is to tell the readers about the reporter's personal experience, standing high and looking into the distance, the mountains and rivers are long, the customs and people's feelings, the food in the streets and streets, and the fireworks in the world.

Such a magazine is flesh and blood and engaging!

Such a magazine is a real travel magazine!

Jack, you're going to be the trendsetter!

As a person from the 21st century, fooling a person in the 90s is too simple.

What's more, the travel magazine of the future will also go the same way.

Yang Xiuwen just moved the future.

But Jack looked at him at this time, like seeing a mentor in life, too wise, too forward-looking.

[You can't follow the trend, you have to guide the trend and become a trendsetter! ] Wow! It's so inspiring!

A few simple words made him as excited as if he had been beaten with chicken blood!

What he didn't know was that Yang Xiuwen just wanted to promote the noodle restaurant through his hands and become a place for Internet celebrities to check in in the 90s.

Anyway, Jack was very satisfied, and the road after the magazine was a new one, a road that no one had yet walked.

I am a trailblazer, a trailblazer! Pioneer of the tide, hahaha!

Looking at the excited Jack, Yang Xiuwen felt a little unbearable.

But if you think about it, it's not a lie, after all, the current travel magazine has just started, and he has pointed out a broad road for him, and there are many fewer detours.

After thinking about it, he said to Jack, "Jack! Let me help you plan a tourist map of Xi'an, so you don't have to go around! ”

Jack touched a group again, good people! Enough friends!

Brought a blank paper, wrote and painted for a while, and a guide to Xi'an tourist attractions was freshly baked.

Holding Yang Xiuwen's hand-drawn map, Jack was a little confused, and he found that all the attractions started from Liu's lamb chop noodle restaurant. Go to the city walls and return to the noodle shop. Go to the Big Wild Goose Pagoda and go back to the noodle shop... What the hell is this?

Puzzled, he asked, "Way?"

Yang Xiuwen began to fool again: "Jack, look, the noodle shop is in front of the Drum Tower, if you find the noodle shop, you can find the Drum Tower, it's simple and clear."

Moreover, after visiting the attractions, I was also hungry, and I just came back here to eat and rest.

Then move on to the next attraction.

Don't worry about getting lost! If you find a noodle restaurant, you'll find your way home.

Don't worry, we're friends, can we lie to you? “

Jack believed it, so much so that later European travel magazines, in Xi'an, Shaanxi Province, mentioned a place called [Liu's Lamb Chop Noodle Restaurant] many times.

Many European tourists are very puzzled, is this noodle restaurant also a famous attraction in Xi'an, China?

Of course, when they came, they also exclaimed, "It's worth the trip, it's delicious!" ”

Many years later, in an exclusive interview with a Chinese media, he sighed, "When I entered China at the beginning of the year, I was fooled!"

Stupidly used as a gun!

That young man who looks extremely handsome, has a good foreign language, and has extremely high kung fu skills, has such a deep scheming!

In your words, I'm a mallet, sold and happily helped people count the money! ”

Looking at the interview camera, he said, "MR Yang, you are my best friend and the most cunning guy I have ever met!" “

Get back to business.

At ten o'clock in the morning, there were fewer and fewer guests for breakfast.

In just one morning, the noodle restaurant sold more than 100 bowls of noodles and 20 catties of lamb chops.

Noodle soup, ranging from four to eight pieces, lamb chops are ten yuan per catty, and the turnover is as high as more than 1,000.

Yang Xiuwen secretly smacked his tongue, this business is also remarkable even in the 21st century.

A few people in the noodle shop sat down at a table and began to eat breakfast.

Li Dejun put a peeled tea egg into Xiaotong's bowl and dotingly told her to eat more.

Turning his head to Yang Xiuwen, who was sitting next to him, he said, "Xiuwen! You've seen it too, it's so busy every day.

The money is earned, but it's too tiring!

Your aunt and I haven't had a good night's sleep in a long time!

You see, I'm getting a lot older, and the dark circles are coming out!

Ay! I think I was also a handsome guy at the beginning! “

Aunt Liu glared at Xiaotong while sandwiching meat for him, "The dark circles under the eyes of the fart are just not cleaned!"

Also handsome guy! When I first saw you, I thought where did I come from, stupid boy, stupid and stupid, and I can't talk well.

If you don't think you're honest and don't recruit women, you're more assured!

Otherwise who will marry you, huh! “

Master Yan, who was eating together, couldn't help but laugh.

Yang Xiuwen couldn't help but laugh, but he didn't expect that Aunt Liu was more relieved to marry Dad Li, haha! It's so funny!

Li Dejun argued: "Nonsense! I was talking so neatly, and I told you a joke! “

Li Xiaotong raised his head and asked, "Mom, what joke did Dad tell you?" ”

Aunt Liu took another piece of boneless mutton and put it in her bowl.

"Jokes? Don't mention jokes, when I think of that time, I don't get angry!

He's the object of the place, and he's clearly looking for it! ”

"Oh? Mom, that's a lot of fun! Let's talk about it, let's talk about it! ”

Xiaotong pulled Aunt Liu with interest and said coquettishly.

Li Dejun gave Aunt Liu a look, and said, "Old Liu, don't talk nonsense!" ”

Aunt Liu glanced at him, turned her head to Xiaotong and said, "At the beginning, I was introduced to your father by someone else.

Make an appointment in the grove at the east end of the factory.

Your dad was wearing a white shirt with a vest underneath.

I remember it well, it was written - model worker.

A pair of yellow army pants, yellow sneakers, and a yellow schoolbag on his back.

Flat-headed, big-eyed, but quite energetic.

It's just that the trouser leg was rolled up by him, how to look at it, how awkward, like a country silly boy.

As soon as we met, he was a big man, more nervous than me!

Like a little girl, she can't say a whole sentence for a long time!

Finally, I asked, and he answered.

Your name is Li Dejun? Right!

Are you here to see me? Be!... Good...!

Okay! One word, one word bouncing out.

Finally, I got a little familiar, and he actually said that he wanted to tell me a joke.

I said, "Okay, you can tell me!"

You can't guess what kind of joke he's going to tell you!

In a farmer's house, he said, a pig and a donkey were discussing.

The pig said, "Brother Donkey, it's the Spring Festival soon, guess who the master is going to slaughter this year for the New Year?" “

The donkey shook his head, "I don't know!" “

Speaking of which, your dad asked me, guess who?

I said, "Pig." “

Your dad nodded and said, "That's right, that's what the donkey thinks!" “

I always felt that something was wrong.

And he said, "Donkey." “

Your dad clapped his hands, "You're right again!" Pigs think so too! “

Only then did I realize that this guy was scolding me around the corner!

I was so angry that I went up and gave him a big mouth. “