Who would have thought that Li Xiaotong's father still has such a glorious history.

The first time I met a girl, I actually told the brain teaser as a joke, and no one was really stupid!

Yang Xiuwen lowered his head, his shoulders kept shaking, he couldn't help it.

Xiao Tong pinched him from behind, "Don't laugh!" Giggles... “

But he laughed first.

The noodle master Yan Kuan looked at Li Dejun in surprise.

"I said Lao Li, you didn't say that at the beginning!

You and Lao Liu went on a blind date for the first time, we know it.

After you came back, you swore that Liu Tiemei was attracted by your handsomeness, and she was too shy to speak!

Remember we asked you, why is your face red?

You said it was sunburned!

The co-author was beaten by Liu Tiemei!

Hahaha!

No, mine tell us buddies, hahaha! “

Here is an explanation to you, Li Xiaotong's mother's full name is Liu Tiemei.

"Don't, Lao Yan, don't spread this matter, I'll invite you to drink when I turn around, it's too white, 52 degrees!"

Li Dejun hurriedly stopped.

Xiaotong smiled at this time and asked, "Dad, then how did you and my mother get together?" Could this be the legendary beating is kissing, scolding is love, giggling... ”

Aunt Liu slapped her lightly, "Stinky girl, did you say that about your parents?" ”

Li Dejun sighed, "Tongtong has grown up and started to tease your father!"

Now that we've said that, I'll tell you all about it! “

Touching his face, he recalled, "At that time, your mother slapped me blindfolded.

I thought, I look like a quiet and delicate lesbian.

Why did you turn your face inexplicably?

Originally, I heard from the people in the factory that your mother had a very hot temper, and most of the male workers were afraid of her.

I still don't believe it, people say that "hearing is false, seeing is believing".

I don't believe it, it's true that I've been beaten! “

"Hahaha! Giggles! “

Yang Xiuwen and the others were amused by his self-mocking tone.

Xiaotong smiled and asked, "Giggles!" Dad, why did you end up marrying my mom? ”

"That's right! Hahaha! The brothers didn't figure it out at the time, you and Lao Liu got married not long after! It's too fast! ”

Yan Kuan added with a smile on the side.

Li Dejun glanced at Aunt Liu, "Xiaotong's mother, can you say it?" ”

Aunt Liu stretched out her hand to comb the broken hair in Xiaotong's ear, "If you want to say it, just say it, after so many years, I'm still afraid of other people's jokes." ”

Li Dejun slapped his thigh, "Okay, you're not afraid, what am I afraid of!"

I summarize this matter in one sentence - [Marriage under Tooth Decay].

Why?

After the first meeting, we parted unhappily.

After she hit me, she turned around and left.

I also made up my mind, this Liu Tiemei, if you can't do it, pull it down as soon as possible!

It's scary!

But within two days, the factory leaders didn't know what was going on, so they transferred me to the textile workshop and was responsible for the maintenance of the loom.

As a result, I found out that your mother was the team leader of this workshop.

Usually I can't hide, but it's good, I sent it straight to the door.

There is no way, the work arrangement, can only obey, slowly, there will be more contact.

I found that your mother is usually very kind and warm.

Work hard, responsible, and very careful!

If you don't make a mistake.

Whoever makes a mistake in any worker, good fellow!

Train people, and don't stop talking.

But when I turned around, I began to teach patiently again, over and over again, until the church.

Typical knife mouth, tofu heart.

Also, your mother's cooking is really delicious.

A few days after I went to the workshop, at noon one day, your mother suddenly came to me and brought me a lunch box.

As soon as it was opened, it was braised mutton. Good boy, that smell! It's so fragrant!

At that time, life was very stressful, and meat was a food that could be eaten every year.

I resisted the temptation to return the lunch box to your mother.

After all, I wasn't going to go any further, and eating her stuff was the matter.

But your mother squinted her eyes and said that I don't have the guts, cowardice!

Can I say yes to this?

I remembered the words of the great man: "When the enemy throws sugar-coated shells at us, we eat the sugar and return the shells!" “

Yes, that's it!

So much so that later, whatever your mother brought, I didn't refuse.

I remember very well that it was the twenty-ninth day I entered the workshop, and it was also noon.

My colleagues have gone to the cafeteria to eat, and I am used to waiting for your mother to bring me food.

As usual, she walked in with a lunch box.

As soon as it opens, hey! It is a leek stuffed dumpling.

Grab one and throw it in your mouth, yes, it's still that smell, it's very fragrant.

When I looked up, I found that your mother was staring at me, and my heart was furious. “

Aunt Liu interjected: "What a straight hook! It's your weak heart! “

"Good, good! It's my weak heart, it's all right! I said, "Are you still letting me say it?" “

Aunt Liu snorted and didn't speak again.

Li Dejun continued, "Your mother stared at me, and then asked, "Li Dejun, I will give you two choices now.

One, let's get married right away. Two, we're gone. “

I didn't even think about it, and I just said, "The second one!" ”

As a result, she came up and slapped her again.

The one who hits is called a ruthless one! The dumplings in my mouth are all flying.

Continue to ask me, "Li Dejun, answer incorrectly!" Think about it! Which one to choose? ”

I was completely stunned, my brain was buzzing, and my face seemed to be swollen.

The ghost messenger said, "That, that, the first one?"

Xiaotong's mother, do you remember what you said at the time? ”

Aunt Liu skimmed him, "It's been decades, who still remembers it, it's long forgotten!" ”

Li Dejun sighed, "You don't remember, but I remember it vividly."

You laughed and grabbed a dumpling and stuffed it into my mouth.

Say, answer correctly! In the afternoon, I went to the leader and opened a letter of introduction.

Then go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to pull evidence.

I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau in a daze, and when I came out, I had a small red book in my hand.

I can't believe it myself, this is getting married! “

"Giggles! Dad, that's how you married my mom! That's funny, isn't it?

You're a man, and you can't even do such a big thing as getting married! Giggles. ”

Li Xiaotong said with a smile.

Li Dejun patted the table, "It's not that you can't be the master, but you don't have the opportunity to do it!"

At the Civil Affairs Bureau, the staff who handled the permit saw that I was wearing a mask and insisted that I take it off.

He said he couldn't be sure if it was him.

As a result, when I took off my mask, the staff said that I was not like the one in the photo, my face was asymmetrical, one side was big, and the other was small.

Your mother explained that I had tooth decay and my face was swollen.

Has anyone ever seen a tooth decay that needs to be slapped?

The staff looked at the slap prints, and then at your mother's hands, and they burst out laughing!

teased: "Why don't you wait until the tooth decay is cured!" ”

Look at the way your mother was going to eat people.

I said to the staff, "Comrade! Hurry up! Otherwise, you will have tooth decay! “

As a result, your mother burst out laughing, hey! “

At this time, except for Yang Xiuwen and a few others, even Aunt Liu and the guests who were eating in the restaurant laughed.

This marriage is really wonderful, a marriage under tooth decay, it is really, worthy of the name! Hahaha!

Li Xiaotong hugged Aunt Liu's arm and laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist.

She wiped her tears from laughter, "Mom, I didn't expect that my dad was called by you!"

But I can't figure it out, if you hit your father, how could he still agree? “

Aunt Liu knocked on her little head, "This!" I have to ask your dad! ”

Li Dejun looked at the mother and daughter, and said with a smile, "That's right! You think Dad is so cowardly!

A man is beaten by a woman, does not hold grudges, and does not fight back.

There is only one reason for that - to have this woman in my heart.

Your mother is straight, but for me, for our family.

Let's put it this way, my family has never worried about me over the years, including when you were born, grew up, and went to college.

Today, in front of you and the big guy, I said it confidently - the tooth decay was good back then! Hahaha! “