Grandma Liu was happy after drinking this cup, so she deliberately said for fun: "Let me tell you the truth, I was clumsy, and I drank wine again (confused), and accidentally hit this cup, and it was broken." If I have a wooden cup to take, I just miss it, and it doesn't matter. When they heard this, they laughed again.

Sister Feng heard this and said, "If there is really wood, I will take it." But if you have something to say, you have to talk about it first, this wood is all a set, and you have to drink a set. Grandma Liu was startled, and said in her heart, I was just for fun, who would have thought that she really had a wooden cup. I usually go to the house of the big country squire, and I don't see a wooden cup. The child has a small wooden bowl, I guess it's that, it's okay, anyway, this wine is like honey, and it doesn't hurt to drink two more. So he promised, "You can tell me about it." —that's basically agreeing.

Sister Feng ordered Feng'er: "Go and get the ten bamboo roots on the shelf in the front room." Feng'er heard this, and was about to go, when the mandarin duck smiled and said, "Your ten cups are still small, and they are not wooden." Why don't you take our set of ten large cups of boxwood root and pour her ten times. Sister Feng said, "It's better." So the mandarin duck ordered someone to fetch it. When Grandma Liu saw it, she was startled, it was a series of ten cups, the big one was the size of a small basin, and the tenth smallest one was also two big cups in her hand now. The cups are all carved wonderfully, a set of one-color landscapes and trees figures. Grandma Liu hurriedly said, "Just take that little one." Why so many? Sister Feng smiled and said, "Didn't you say it, there is no reason to drink one in this cup." It's so easy to move here, and you have to drink it again and again. Grandma Liu hurriedly told me: "Don't you dare to do this, good aunt, spare me." Mother Jia, Aunt Xue, and Mrs. Wang next to her knew that she was old, and she couldn't help it, so she smiled and said, "That's what I said, but I can't drink more, just drink the first glass." ”

I couldn't stand the first cup, and the mandarin duck was still unhappy, but I couldn't, so I had to just pour the first big cup - the one that looked like a small basin for it slowly, and Grandma Liu and Grandma Liu held it in their hands and drank it.

Aunt Jia Mu Xue smiled and said, "Slow down, don't choke." Sister Feng also gave her cloth vegetables next to her, sandwiched some dried eggplants, and sent them to Grandma Liu's mouth, and said with a smile: "Try our eggplants." Grandma Liu chewed, swallowed, and said, "Don't coax me, this is an eggplant." Eggplant should have this good taste, and we will not grow food in the future, but will grow eggplant. The crowd laughed and said, "What an eggplant." Grandma Liu was surprised and said, "It's really eggplant?" I ate for nothing for half a day. My aunt and grandmother fed me some more, and I chewed on this bite. ”

Sister Feng clipped some more to her and put them in her mouth.

Grandma Liu chewed it for a long time and said, "It's still not like eggplant, how did you get it?" Sister Feng smiled and said: "It's not difficult, just peel the eggplant, cut it into cubes, fry it with chicken, and then use chicken breast and mushrooms, new bamboo shoots, mushrooms, spiced dried tofu, and all kinds of dried fruits, all cut into cubes, simmer it in chicken soup, collect it with sesame oil, add sake lees oil, seal it in a jar, take it out when you want to eat, and mix it with fried chicken breast, that's it." Grandma Liu listened, shook her head, and slowly drank the big cup (small basin) of wine.

At this time, a mother-in-law came in and said that the band was ready, and it was time for the show to start. Jia Mu smiled and said: "I almost forgot about them, so let them act." So, the actors outside sang one or two plays. After everyone listened to the play, they saw the maids come in and ask everyone to have a snack. Jia Mu said: "I just ate and drank wine, but I am not hungry. Let's just bring it in and eat whatever you want. ”

When the maid heard this, she brought in two small cases, one for each case. In this box, there are lotus root flour cinnamon sugar cakes, pine goose, oil rolls, and fried small flour nuts of all colors in the box, as well as small dumplings that are an inch in size. Jia Mu said: "What kind of filling are dumplings? The maid hurriedly replied that it was a crab. When Jia Mu heard this, she frowned and said, "This greasy, who eats this!" (Grandma Liu eats.) So he picked only one roll, tasted it, and gave the remaining half to the maid to eat.

Grandma Liu looked at these dim sums, all of them were exquisite, and they were ingenious, so she said: "It's so beautiful, I love to eat it, and I can't bear to eat it." It's good to go home and keep it. Jia Mu said, "I'll give you a jar when I go home." Eat it while it's hot. "These kinds of dim sum, others just choose their favorite food to eat one or two points, but Grandma Liu has never eaten these things, so he and Ban'er ate everything, so they went down to half a plate.

For the rest, Sister Feng saved up into two plates, put them in a small box, and served them to the actors to eat. (The drama officials must be angry, why are there so few.) ）

When the wine was full of snacks, everyone talked and laughed, and Mother Jia took Grandma Liu to the Lucui Nunnery.

It is also in the Grand View Garden, it is a nunnery, but there is a cultivator in it, named Miaoyu. On the way there, Mrs. Wang also introduced it to Grandma Liu and others: "This Miaoyu was originally from Suzhou, and her ancestors were also the family of scholars, but she gave birth to this little girl who was sick since she was a child, and bought many people as stand-ins to send them to the temple to serve the old Buddha, and her illness was still not good." There was no way, the girl entered the empty door herself. The disease is cured. That's why I started cultivating, and I'm now eighteen years old. She originally practiced in the Panxiang Temple in Suzhou, and later followed her master to the Muni Temple in the capital, because there are Guanyin ruins and Bayeux in this courtyard, which is a high-end place. I didn't want her master to pass away last year, and she was helpless, so I told me that I asked her to be picked up and live in our Lucui Nunnery. I've seen it, and it's very good-looking, and it's literate. ”

As he was talking, he arrived at the Kusuian, and Miaoyu hurriedly took it in. When I arrived at the nunnery, I saw that the flowers and trees were flourishing, and I walked straight to the East Meditation Hall. Miaoyu smiled and let go to the inside of the meditation hall, and Jia Mu said: "We all drank wine just now, you have a bodhisattva here, you are afraid of colliding and sinning." We just sat here, had a cup of tea and left. So everyone sat down outside the meditation hall, and Miaoyu hurriedly went to make tea.

Na Baoyu saw Miaoyu holding a small tea tray with begonia fancy carved lacquer filled with gold cloud dragon, and a small lid cup of Chenghua kiln was placed in it, and held it to Jia's mother. Jia Mu took it and asked what kind of tea and water it was. Miaoyu replied with a smile: "It's Lao Junmei, and the water is the rain that was clear last year." (Watch out for parasites.) Mother Jia drank half a cup, then smiled and handed it to Grandma Liu and said, "You can also taste this tea." Grandma Liu took it, drank it all in one gulp, and said with a smile: "It's good, it's just too light, and it's better to boil it thicker." Jia Mu and everyone laughed. Then Miaoyu served tea to everyone.

Miaoyu pulled Baochai and Daiyu's clothes again, and the two followed her out, and when they arrived at the ear room, Miaoyu let them sit down and make another pot of tea alone. At this time, Baoyu also chased in, saw him and said, "You have another good tea here." Bao Dai and the others laughed and said, "You have come here again, there is no one for you here." At this time, Miaoyu saw that the Taoist woman had accepted the teacups of everyone in the meditation hall and brought them in, and Miaoyu hurriedly said: "The teacup of the Chenghua kiln is gone, leave it outside." (The Chenghua kilns of the Ming Dynasty are now all superb.) When Baoyu heard it, she knew that it was because Grandma Liu drank the cup, and she didn't want to be dirty.

At this time, Miaoyu poured tea for Bao Dai and the other three people, first took a one-ear cup, which was engraved with three strokes and no one knew the official book, and there was a line of small characters behind it, which was written "Jin Wang Kaizhen played", which was the big money that was rich with Shi Chong, and made a purple silk barrier for forty miles, Miaoyu took this and poured a cup and handed it to Baochai. I took another one that looked like a small bowl, with three seal characters engraved on it that were not easy to recognize, which were rhino horns, and poured a cup and handed it to Daiyu. Then, he poured a green jade bucket from his daily tea drinker and handed it to Baoyu.

Baoyu smiled and said: "It's too unequal, but both of them use antiques, and I just use this vulgar vessel." Miaoyu said, "This is a vulgar vessel?" It's not that I'm talking crazy, you don't have such a thing in your family. "Since this Miaoyu ancestor is also an official, he must have left some heirlooms. Baoyu smiled and said: "As the saying goes, when you go to the countryside, I fell to you here, and naturally called this jade and gold a vulgar weapon." Miaoyu was very happy when she heard him say this, so she took out a large cup of nine songs and one hundred and twenty knots of carving bamboo roots—this is not a golden jade, it is not vulgar, it is elegant, and said with a smile: "There is only this one antique left, can you drink this sea?" (The big cup is called the sea.) Baoyu hurriedly said, "Drink." Miaoyu smiled and said, "Although you have drunk it, you don't have these tea wastes." Have you not heard that 'one cup is a taste, two cups are a fool to quench your thirst, and three cups are a cow'? What do you become when you drink this sea? All three laughed. Miaoyu then poured only one cup in the sea and handed it to Baoyu. Baoyu drank it carefully, felt extremely frivolous, and praised it again and again. Miaoyu said: "You drank tea this time because of the blessing of the two of her, if you come alone, I won't give you a drink." Baoyu smiled and said, "I know, so I don't accept your affection, just thank them." Miaoyu listened and said, "That's right. ”

Daiyu then asked, "This is also last year's rain?" Miaoyu sneered and said: "You are such a person, you are also a vulgar person, and you can't even taste the water (you can't taste more parasites here)." This is five years ago, when I lived in Panxiang Temple on the mountain of Gusu Xiangxue Sea, the snow on the plum blossoms I harvested, and I got a total of such an urn, buried in the ground, and only opened this summer. I've only drunk it once, and this is the second time. Why can't you drink it? How could last year's rain be so frivolous (good tea should have the beauty of a breeze and clouds), how can it be drunk? Daiyu heard that she even criticized herself, and knew that she was strange by nature, so she didn't say much, so she finished her tea and asked Baochai to come out.

Baoyu smiled at Miaoyu and said, "Although the teacup is dirty, wouldn't it be a pity not to want it." It's better to give it to that grandma, she can live by selling it. Miaoyu listened, nodded and said, "It's okay." Luckily, I haven't used that cup, and if I did, I wouldn't have given it to her even if I had smashed it. If you want to give it to her, I can't care about it, I'll only give it to you, you can take it. Baoyu smiled and said: "Naturally, where can you talk to her and give things, even you are dirty." Just leave it to me. (I was also a dirty thing, muddy.) Miaoyu ordered someone to take the Chenghua cup and give it to Baoyu.

Baoyu said, "When we leave, how about I ask a few little servants to go to the river to fetch a few buckets of water to wash the floor?" Miaoyu smiled and said, "It's better, but you tell them not to come in and put the water under the outer wall of the door." (Otherwise, these little men are even dirtier, and they will have to wipe them with alcohol when they come in.) Baoyu said, "It's nature. Saying that, he went back to the meditation hall with Miaoyu, and Na Jia's mother had already said that she wanted to go back, and Miaoyu didn't stay much, so she sent her out of the nunnery, and closed the door when she turned around.

Mother Jia took Mrs. Wang and Grandma Liu and her party to stroll, and came to the bottom of the archway of the "Provincial Villa" for a while, and Grandma Liu said: "Oh, there is a big temple here." So saying, he crawled on the ground and kowtowed. The crowd laughed and bent over. Grandma Liu said: "What are you laughing at, I recognize the words on this archway." In front of our temple, there are such archways, and the word is the word of the temple. The crowd hurriedly asked, "What is this word?" Grandma Liu raised her head and pointed to the word and said, "Isn't this the four words 'Jade Emperor Treasure Palace'?" Everyone laughed and wanted to make fun of her. Grandma Liu suddenly felt a chaotic sound in her abdomen, and hurriedly pulled a little girl, asked her for two pieces of paper, and was about to go to the side to untie her pants. Everyone laughed and hurriedly drank her, "I can't do it here!" "—This is where the imperial concubine stays, how can you casually here. So a mother-in-law took her to a toilet in the northeast.

Because Grandma Liu drank some wine and ate a lot of greasy snacks, she drank a few more bowls of tea at Miaoyu's just now, so she couldn't help but have diarrhea, and she squatted in the toilet for a long time before she finished. When he got out of the toilet, he looked back in a daze, and then followed Jia Mu and the others out of the yard.

Early the next morning, Grandma Liu took many things sent by Jiafu and the cup of the Chenghua kiln, and said goodbye to Ping'er, Sister Feng, Jia's mother and others with a thousand thanks. Let's listen to the next breakdown.