Grandma Liu left early in the morning, Baochai and the others had breakfast, and went to Jia's mother to say goodbye, and then went back to Daguanyuan with Daiyu and others, and walked to the entrance of their respective residences, Baochai called Daiyu and said: "Feng'er, you come with me, I have a word to ask you." Daiyu went with Baochai and came to the courtyard. After entering the room, Baochai sat down and said with a smile: "You kneel, I will judge you." Daiyu didn't understand why, so she smiled and said, "You see that Bao girl is crazy, what are you doing to judge me?" Baochai sneered and said, "What a daughter! What a lady who doesn't go out! What is the mouth full of? If you tell the truth, I'll give up. Daiyu still didn't understand, so she just laughed and said, "What did I say in my mouth?" You're going to find fault with me. Say it and I'll hear it. Baochai smiled and said: "Still pretending to be naïve, what did you say about the wine order last morning?" I don't even know where it came from. ”

Daiyu thought about it, and remembered that she lost the inspection yesterday, and said two sentences in "The Peony Pavilion" and "The Story of the West Chamber", one is the beautiful scenery in "The Peony Pavilion", and the other is that there must be a matchmaker newspaper in the screen window in "The Story of the West Chamber", which are all singing lyrics in the yellow opera that seemed to belong to romance at that time, so Daiyu's face turned red unconsciously. Where has she seen this, but Baoyu asked Mingyan to buy this kind of drama from an adult bookstore outside, and she has also seen it. So Daiyu came up and hugged Baochai and said with a smile: "Good sister, I didn't know what to say casually." You taught me (I shouldn't have said these yellow words), and I'll never say it again. Baochai smiled and said: "I don't know, but I haven't heard anything you say, so I ask you." Daiyu said: "Good sister, don't tell others, I won't say it in the future." ”

In fact, these **** are not much yellow, but they are talented and beautiful women who make a private lifelong decision and cheat on each other, that "Peony Pavilion" is a Taishou girl Du Liniang was stirred by spring when she visited the garden, and when she came back, she dreamed of a scholar, and hugged herself to the Peony Pavilion in the clouds, and then he fell in love with him and died, and then the ghost came out and met the scholar and the rain again, and then the ghost actually got popular and the soul lived, and finally after some twists and turns, the scholar with the title of the gold list formed a husband and wife marriage, that" The beautiful scenery of the good day is a word of nostalgia that she sang when she first visited the garden. As for "The Legend of the West Chamber", it is also a matter of the scholar seducing Cui Yingying through the matchmaker to drill Cui's window and get married first. It's really not good for everyone's daughters to see this story of cheating and wild cooperation. You should watch "How Steel is Made" and "The Female Commandment" made by Ban Chao's sister Aunt Cao or something.

Baochai saw that Daiyu's face was flushed with shame, and she begged with her mouth, so she didn't ask any more questions, so she pulled her down to drink tea, and told her one by one: "Who you are and me, I am also a naughty person." When I was a child, I was seven or eight years old and was pestering people, and I followed my sisters and brothers, and I also peeked at the collection of books in my grandfather's hand - 'West Chamber', 'Pipa', 'Yuan Ren Hundred Kinds' or something, and I read everything. When the adults came to know, they beat and scolded, and burned, so they stopped watching. So it's good that our girls don't know how to read. Men don't know how to read, it's better not to read, let alone you and me. It's good that men are well-read and reasonable, and they help the country and govern the people. It's just that I haven't heard of such a person now, and it's even worse if I read a book. It was the book that delayed him, and he also ruined the book, so it is better to only do farming and trading, and there is no great harm. You and I should only do some needlework and weaving, but I can recognize the words, since I can recognize the words, just pick the serious ones to see, the most afraid of seeing some miscellaneous books, change the temperament, it will not be saved. ”

After a while, Daiyu lowered her head and drank tea, and her heart was secretly convinced, and she only promised the word "yes".

At this time, Li Kun's maid Suyun came in and said, "Our grandmother invited the two girls to discuss the matter, and several girls and Bao Erye are also waiting there." Baochai and Daiyu didn't know what was going on, so they rushed to Daoxiang Village, and saw that everyone was there.

When Li Kun saw the two of them coming, he smiled and said: "Not long after we started the club, there are people who want to be lazy, and they have to take a year off in the spring." Yesterday, the old lady said that she wanted her to draw a garden map, and she had a chance to take a year off. ”

Tanchun smiled and said: "Don't blame the old lady, it's all Grandma Liu's words." ”

Lin Daiyu also smiled and said: "Yes, it's all her words." She is the grandmother of that family, just call her a 'female locust'. Everyone laughed.

Yes, then Grandma Liu can eat, drink and pull, isn't it like a locust. Baochai smiled and said, "I think Sister Feng can make fun of her." But Sister Feng doesn't know how to read, she doesn't understand it very well, how to say it, it's just a general market teasing. But this is a narrow mouth, she uses the method of 'Spring and Autumn' to polish the rough work of the city, for example, sentence by sentence, laughing very much. The three words 'female locust' have reproduced all the scenes of yesterday. She thinks about it quickly. ”

When everyone heard this, they all laughed and said, "If you analyze it like this, you won't be below the two of her." ”

Li Kun said: "You discuss some things, I said to give her a month of leave, she is too little." What do you say? ”

Daiyu said: "There is not much reason in a year. This garden has only been built for a year, and it naturally takes two years to paint it (this is a joke of cherishing spring, does it take more time to paint than to build?). ）。 And grinding, and dipping in the pen, and laying paper, and paint, and—" As soon as he said this, everyone knew that he was making fun of the cherished spring, and asked, "What else?" Daiyu was originally serious, but she couldn't help but smile and said: "If you have to draw slowly like this (read it), it won't take two years!" Everyone couldn't stop laughing. Bao Chai smiled and said: "'Draw slowly according to this again', this last sentence is the best." So, although those jokes yesterday (Grandma Liu did) were ridiculous, they were tasteless in retrospect. Although these words are faint when you think about them, they are flavorful when you think about them. I couldn't even move from laughing. ”

Daiyu's joke is the opposite, and what is so ridiculous about "you have to draw slowly like this"? That is, I said earlier that I had to dip the pen, and I had to pounce on the paper, and I had to paint again, and then I continued to paint according to the rhythm of the previous one, and I thought about it, and it was indeed ridiculous. However, Baochai has to highlight the ridiculousness of what Daiyu said here, probably because she criticized Daiyu earlier, so she will try her best to please Daiyu here, saying that her jokes are of a high standard. I don't know. Or is it really a ridiculous, very high-class joke, stupid thing that I and we can't appreciate.

Xichun said: "It's all Sister Bao's praise, she is getting stronger and stronger (she praised her earlier and said 'mother locust'), and she makes fun of me at this time." ”

Daiyu hurriedly smiled and grabbed Xichun and said, "Let me ask you, do you paint this garden alone, or do you even paint all of us?" Xichun said: "I want to paint the garden, but the old lady still asks people to paint it." I don't know how to draw people, so I'm worried about it. Daiyu said: "The character is still easy, but you can't do it on the key Cordyceps." Li Kun said: "You can't make sense again." What's the use of painting Cordyceps on this? At most, draw a few birds. Daiyu smiled and said: "It's just that other cordyceps are not painted, and yesterday's mother locusts were not painted, so there is no shortage of allusions!" When they heard this, they laughed again. Daiyu smiled and covered her chest with her hands, and said, "You can draw quickly, I even have a name, it's called "Carrying Locusts to Chew Picture". "-That's Grandma Liu eating snacks.

When they heard this, they laughed more and more. only heard the sound of "coo", and when everyone hurriedly looked, it turned out that Xiangyun was sitting on the chair, and she was laughing all over her body, and all of a sudden even the person with the chair turned to the back, but fortunately, there was a wall to block it, and it did not fall to the ground. When everyone saw it, they couldn't stop laughing. Baoyu hurriedly stepped forward to help him up, and everyone gradually stopped laughing.

This Daiyu, in addition to being worried, is also quite humorous and can find jokes. I haven't seen her tell jokes before, and I've been in a good mood with Baoyu for a while.

Baoyu saw that Daiyu's temples were a little loose, so she gave Daiyu a color, Daiyu understood, so she walked inside, took Li Kun's mirror and took a look, sure enough, the temples were slightly loose, so she hurriedly found the in the dressing table, took two slips on the mirror, cleaned it up, and came out. Then he pointed at Li Kun and said, "This is to ask you to take us to do needlework (which means that Li Kun was originally responsible for the study of these girls in the Grand View Garden), but you invited us to laugh." (The implication is that my hair is messed up, and it's all your fault.) I'm going to crusade against you. ）

Li Kun smiled and said, "Listen to her nonsense. It was she who led the way and made everyone laugh, but it was my responsibility. I really hate it, I bless you to find a powerful mother-in-law tomorrow, and a few evil sisters-in-law and sisters-in-law, see if you are still messy by then. ”

Daiyu's face turned a little red at this time, and she pulled Baochai and said, "Let's give her a year off." Baochai said: "I'll be serious, although the lotus girl can paint, but it's just some freehand, really draw it, you have to prepare first, for example, you have to learn from those few paintings." You have to look at the drawing tools beforehand, what kind of drawing tools do you have now? ”

Xichun said: "I have never had any painting tools, but I am a pen that writes casually, and sometimes I hold the paints used for painting, that is, ochre, patchouli, garcinia, and rouge. ”

Baochai said: "So, I will open a list for you today, and I will go with the old lady according to the list." I'll just say, Brother Bao wrote. ”

Baoyu hurriedly picked up the pen and listened. Baochai said: "There are four No. 1 pens, four pens No. 2, four pens No. 3, four Daran, four middle dyeing, four small dyeing, ten big crab claws, ten small crab claws, ten bearded eyebrows, twenty large coloring pens, twenty small coloring pens, ten open noodles (don't paint this poor family), ten wicker, four taels of southern ochre, four taels of stone yellow, four taels of stone blue, four taels of stone green, four taels of pipe yellow, eight taels of wide flowers, four boxes of clam powder, and ten pieces of rouge······· Then there are four fine silk bowls, four coarse silk luo, four pencils, four large and small milk bowls, twenty large and coarse bowls, ten five-inch thick dishes, twenty three-inch thick white dishes, two wind stoves, four clay pots, two new porcelain jars, four new buckets (as if to make a shaving pick), four one-foot long white cloth pockets, twenty catties of charcoal, one pound of willow charcoal, one wooden box with three drawers, one zhang of yarn on the ground, two taels of ginger, and half a catty of sauce. Daiyu didn't understand when she heard that she also wanted sauce and ginger, so she hurriedly continued: "One iron pot, one spatula." Baochai said, "What do you want to do with this?" Daiyu smiled and said, "Don't you want ginger and sauce?" I brought an iron pot and a spatula so that I could put the paint in it and fry it. And they all laughed. Baochai explained with a smile: "You don't know. The dish has to be grilled over the fire, and if you don't put some ginger and sauce on the bottom of the plate, it will burst. ”

When they heard this, they all said, "So it is." ”

Daiyu took the list and looked at it again, then smiled and pulled Tanchun and whispered: "Look, draw a picture and ask for these water tank boxes." Presumably she was confused and wrote down her dowry list. Tanchun "belched", couldn't stop laughing, and said, "Sister Bao, don't you still screw her mouth?" You know what she just choreographed about you. Baochai smiled and said: "No need to ask, the dog can still spit out ivory from his mouth!" As he spoke, he walked up and pressed Daiyu on the kang, about to twist her face. Daiyu smiled and hurriedly said, "Good sister, spare me!" Feng'er is young, she only knows how to speak, she doesn't know how important it is, and she teaches me as a sister. If my sister doesn't spare me, who else will I go to? When they heard this, they all said strangely, "What a pitiful thing you said, spare her." ”

Baochai listened to what she said, obviously with the words and things that said earlier that she was reading miscellaneous books indiscriminately, and she was obviously very convinced and grateful to herself (Baochai) for teaching her, so she couldn't bear to mess with her anymore and let her go. Daiyu smiled and said, "In the end, it's my sister, if it were me, I wouldn't spare that person." (Again in Zanbaochai.) Baochai smiled and said, "No wonder the old lady loves you, everyone loves you smartly, and I blame you for hurting you today." (I am grateful to Daiyu for her sincere gratitude to her for teaching her, and I still remember to say that at this time.) Come here, I'll put your hair in your hands. Daiyu turned around, and Baochai put her hand on it. Na Baoyu watched it from the side, and only felt good, regretting that she shouldn't have been asked to take off her sideburns just now, and should have kept it, so she asked her to take it for her at this time. (A little more.) was thinking nonsense, only to hear Baochai say: "Now that I'm done, let's go find the old lady tomorrow." When I buy it, I'll help you match it. Baoyu hurriedly packed up the list.

Since then, Daiyu Baochai has become a confidant, and there is no more mustard. Everyone talked some more gossip before they dispersed. I don't know what will happen in a few days, and listen to the next breakdown.