230 I've never seen such a smooth and dazzling bald head!
Now what? Do an exchange student?
Bai Qian and the five-colored battle chicken are confused.
At first, they all had high hopes for the big guys behind each other, after all, distance produces beauty.
I hope to be able to get out of this, and I don't expect to be completely free, just live a little better.
But now after communication, the filter is broken, and there are perverts on both sides.
They glanced at each other, and the five-colored battle chicken said with some hesitation: "Do you want to provoke the two of them to fight?" Are we fishing in troubled waters? ”
Bai Qian thought for a while, shook his head and said: "The difference in strength is too big, and it is estimated that they will kill us in the aftermath of the battle." ”
"And their strength is so perverted, they must be old monsters who don't know how many years they have lived, they just look young."
"We deliberately provoke this calculation in front of them, for fear that they will see through it as soon as we open our mouths."
The five-colored battle chicken also nodded with some palpitations.
I really don't blame them for coercing, it's not that they haven't resisted, but they are really scared.
Especially the difference in strength to the point of despair, any power calculation is just a joke.
These two perverts are just bad tastes at the moment, at least their lives are still there, if they really annoy them, I don't know what the end will be.
However, the same idea came to the minds of Bai Qian and the five-color battle chicken, if he did math problems or eggs in the next life, it would be better to die.
Bai Qian said with some despair: "Why don't you continue to escape?" ”
"Run? Where else can you escape? ”
"I heard that there is a space-time crack in the ruins of the cave now, and there are images of immortals in the world, or we go there and wait, it is impossible for all immortals to be perverts."
"Who knows if these are immortals, how strong they can be, not to mention when they will come, don't wait for them, wait for the bald head who is going to destroy the cave sky first."
The five-colored battle chicken is pessimistic about the future.
At this time, a group of uninvited guests arrived in the distance.
"Jiang Fan, what else do you have to say? I've already been to two psychiatric hospitals. ”
"What a joke, how can the people of Yazhou be here?"
Ye Chen mocked, he didn't know why, he just saw that Jiang Fan was very unhappy, and he couldn't help but want to scold him.
Jiang Fan was very confident in his Heavenly Master's divination technique, "What are you anxious about?" Isn't this the last one? The people of Naya must be here. ”
Lu Xuanyuan also wanted to show his sense of existence and say a few words.
However, with sharp eyes, he found Bai Qian and five-colored battle chickens at the entrance of the mental hospital.
Lu Xuanyuan immediately stepped forward, raised his hand to brush his bangs, and accosted: "Huh? This chicken is so beautiful! This beautiful young lady, is this your pet? ”
When Ye Chen heard the voice, he saw Bai Qian, his eyes lit up, and he immediately stepped forward and pushed Lu Xuanyuan aside.
"Go aside, don't dirty the eyes of the young lady, you are also a chicken, let's have a good chat with your kind."
"Little sister, I'm Ye Chen, it's a pleasure to meet you."
Lu Xuanyuan scolded angrily: "You are the chicken, young lady, I am Lu Xuan......"
Bai Qian raised his hand to stop him: "No need to introduce, you are both celebrities, and I can often find your hot searches during my ten-minute break after class." ”
"......" Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan both held back.
They still have some self-knowledge of their reputation on the Internet.
Damn, good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles.
When I arrived in Yazhou, I finally met such a beautiful young lady, but she was their "fan".
The five-color battle chicken is angry, and he often watches hot searches to mediate his depressed mood, and the name of Shuanghuajun is like thunder.
It was already very uncomfortable to become a chicken, and the two guys still rubbed salt on the wound, especially saying that he was the same kind of Oiran, and extended the meaning of chicken by a big step.
I really can't bear it!
"Widen your dog's eyes, this seat is the Beast Emperor Kunpeng."
"Beast Emperor? Kunpeng? Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan looked at the five-color battle chicken and smiled.
No matter how you widen your eyes, a chicken is a chicken.
"I can actually speak, it seems that I am still a chicken demon!"
"Your idea is a bit dangerous, don't think that if the Beast Emperor Kun Demon is accepted, you can impostor."
"No matter how down-and-out it is, it becomes a mount and a mountain guarding beast, it is also a Kunpeng, and it will never become a chicken."
The five-colored battle chicken didn't bother to argue, and spread its wings and fanned towards Lu Xuanyuan and Ye Chen.
His cultivation was sealed by Song Changsheng, but the powerful beast body power was still there.
He was able to spend 2,500 years in the world of the great prosperity of the human race, and it was obvious that his strength and talent were extremely powerful.
The strength of the beast body alone is comparable to that of a strong person who has entered the Holy Realm.
One person and a loud big bibi beat them into the air and rolled 360 degrees to the ground, and also stunned them.
Lu Xuanyuan and Ye Chen fell to the ground, covering their faces in disbelief, they were actually beaten by a chicken.
The authorities are confused, and the bystanders are clear.
The people who followed behind all looked at the five-colored battle chicken in shock.
There was no trace of using demonic power just now, and Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan could easily be knocked over with physical strength alone, obviously this chicken was not an ordinary chicken.
Combined with the fact that this is Yazhou, the entrance of the mental hospital in Nanming County, the answer is about to come out.
What this chicken said is probably true, he is the Beast Emperor Kunpeng.
At that moment, they began to ask about the system one by one.
The five-color battle chicken is Song Changsheng's handiwork, and the system can't confirm whether it is the beast emperor Kunpeng, but it can sense that his cultivation strength is very strong, basically eight or nine are not far from ten.
"Lu Xuanyuan, don't you brag every day that you are a literary saint? Still not fighting back? Ye Chen was very angry, but looking at the shy little treasury in his pocket, he came back to his senses and began to agitate Lu Xuanyuan.
"Are you still proud? Why don't you get your hands dirty? I used to call me Green Oiran, but now I call me Lu Xuanyuan, I want to reap the benefits of the fisherman, are you me Shabi? Lu Xuanyuan was also very angry and wanted to explode the small universe.
But the reality is cruel, the hero is short of breath, the horse is thin and long, and the current situation of poverty makes him have to be reasonable.
The Wensheng system is stubbornly pinching the last two Wensheng experience cards, even if it is the protagonist, it is difficult for the pretty system to cook without rice!
"Lu Huakui, I don't dare to fight back when I am beaten like this, I really despise you!"
"Damn, it's like you weren't beaten," Lu Xuanyuan was angry again.
"I'll let you see today, what is a line of work, a line of love. No matter what, the Destiny's cards can't be lost. ”
Ye Chen got up and put on the full Iron Man armor.
Lu Xuanyuan was stunned, this thing is so brave? It's not easy to defeat this chicken, if Ye Chen wants to have this strength, he won't have a tie with him before.
Ye Chen raised a punch and smashed it towards Lu Xuanyuan.
"Sample, I still want to make a profit, and I will kill you before dueling with the Kun Demon."
"If you say it, you will do it, this is the face of the Destiny."
Lu Xuanyuan hurriedly dodged sideways, trembling with anger.
If you don't dare to hit that chicken, you can hit me, right? Want to get the cards back from me?
Lu Xuanyuan took out a soft ruler and scuffled with Ye Chen.
Everyone looked embarrassed, they really shouldn't have walked with these two goods.
Chu Weiyang didn't bother to mediate, it was okay for these two guys to fight, so he didn't have to wait in case he offended the people of Yazhou.
Jiang Fan was in a good mood, smiled proudly, and walked out first, "Two bad pens, now believe what I said." Since Kunpeng is here, the people of Yazhou must also be here. ”
"After all, this is a busy city, probably because I was worried about scaring mortals, so I turned into a chicken and became a mountain beast!"
He said to the five-colored battle chicken again: "Kunpeng, please go and report it, just say that the empress and the contemporary Heavenly Master, the Mandate of Heaven Jiang Fan and others are visiting. ”
The five-colored battle chicken has a face, and it really guards him as a mountain beast.
Well...... In addition to laying eggs, he is responsible for guarding the doors of mental hospitals.
But that's for the pervert to be a mountain guarding beast, his thin arms can't twist his thighs, so he can only pinch his nose and admit it.
Which onion are you counting one by one? Dare to tell me to do things?
The five-colored battle chicken ignored Jiang Fan, carrying a big backpack, ready to leave.
He didn't know where he could go because the world was so big.
Let's go for a walk and eat and drink as much as you can before you get caught.
I won't lay eggs in the past few days, and my body and mind have been traumatized, so I have to cultivate well.
Jiang Fan's face turned dark, although the people of Yazhou are powerful now, but in time, he will definitely be able to catch up.
Everyone is a Destiny, a divine beast that guards the door, and they don't even give this face.
He is not a weak chicken like Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan who has no credibility.
Although he also owes a lot of luck to the system, he has a steady stream of luck to repay the debt, and his credibility is still okay, and he can continue to borrow money.
A five-thunder rune was taken out, and purple-black thunder slashed in front of the five-colored battle chicken.
"For your master's sake, a little warning." Jiang Fan said with a little pain.
The Five Thunder Runes are the best at dealing with demons, but they are also expensive.
However, looking at the quiet people around him, and the empress's approving gaze, pretending to be more successful is still worth the price.
The five-colored battle chicken's face turned completely dark, and when he saw Jiang Fan take out five more Five Thunder Runes in his hand, he had to stop.
This is not an ordinary thunder, if his cultivation is not sealed, he is not afraid of anything.
But now, if you really want to fight, you can only rely on your body to resist the thunder.
Bai Qian on the side wanted to make a move, no matter how the five-color battle chicken used to be a strong man in the demon clan, no matter how much the tiger fell into Pingyang, he should not be bullied by this group of people.
The five-color battle chicken cultivation was sealed, but she was not sealed.
Qingcheng Cave Sky, the cave has cultivated this body for thousands of years.
The thousand-year-old demon, at least the five thunder runes that Jiang Fan took out now are not enough to see.
Bai Qian was about to make a move, but her movements froze, because she swept a little bright reflection from the corner of her eye.
Bai Qian looked at the reflection in horror, and there were people coming and going on the street corner, but he didn't see the familiar braised egg face.
I looked around again, but I didn't see anything.
Is this me dazzled, or is it hallucinating due to too much mental stress?
Bai Qian wasn't sure, but he didn't have the idea of making a move.
If the bald head is in Yazhou, as soon as she makes a move to expose her breath, she will definitely attract people.
"Let's go, lead the way!" Jiang Fan looked at the five-color battle chicken and said vigorously.
He looked at Bai Qian, "This beautiful Miss White Snake, my name is Jiang Fan, it's a pleasure to meet you." ”
"Don't misunderstand us because of those two embarrassing guys just now."
Qin Feng stepped forward, risking the risk of big ears blowing, and the phantom of the divine dragon appeared, "I don't know the girl's name yet, I am the dragon king Qin Feng, it's really fate, I have a way to help the girl's bloodline evolve here." ”
Where is Bai Qian in the mood to idle with these guys at the moment.
She sent a message to the five-colored battle chicken, "I just seem to have seen the light...... I'm a math teacher, what should I do? ”
"Then don't go......"
The five-color battle chicken changed his name when he saw Bai Qian, and he didn't dare to say it too bluntly.
Originally, he was going to find a chance to leave, but since the bald head came, he would stay with these people.
With their mouths, they will definitely offend the bald heads.
Hehe, when the time comes, not only can I beat them up with my bald hands.
Usually watching hot search videos, these guys are not simple, maybe they can bring a little trouble to the bald heads, so that they have a chance to get out.
I really can't get out, there are so many students, and the bald head will have less pressure on their teaching.
Li Haitang looked at Zhou Yang on the side with some relief, "They all went to talk, why didn't you go?" ”
"Because I only have you in my heart!" Zhou Yang said casually, there is a posture that the blue is better than the blue.
In fact, he looked at Bai Qian and the five-colored battle chicken with a very keen eye, and countless dish names came to his mind.
Such a good laying hen and big white snake, if it is made into a dish, how much will his strength rise!
He didn't dare to step forward, because he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to resist the urge to cut vegetables with a kitchen knife.
"Why, don't you lead the way?" Jiang Fan frowned, looked at the five-colored battle chicken and did not move, and raised the five thunder runes again.
At this time, two people came together in the closed door of the psychiatric hospital.
"Fellow Daoist! Please go slowly, Xiao Kun, help Ben Xianzun send a gift to the Emperor! ”
Everyone gasped and looked into the courtyard.
But they frowned again, and the two looked like ordinary people.
But this tone is obviously not an ordinary person.
Do the powerful and perverted bosses like to pretend to be ordinary people?
I probed it with the system, and it still showed ordinary people.
But the system also said that if these two perverts are bent on hiding their strength, they will not be detected.
The five-colored battle chicken was a little funny in his heart, but he was unhappy with everyone, and he didn't point out that these two guys were Song Changsheng's patients, nor did he say that Song Changsheng had left.
Jiang Fan also ignored the five-color battle chicken at this moment, and took the lead, and behind him, Chu Weiyang, Qin Feng, and Zhou Yang all followed together and entered the courtyard.
Only Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan were still fighting fiercely outside the courtyard.
Seeing everyone admitted to the hospital, they were bored, shouted and scolded each other, and stopped.
At this time, a man in a wig walked around the corner.
Why can you see at a glance that he is wearing a wig, maybe his scalp is too smooth.
The slightest movement would cause the wig to shift, and he could only adjust it as he walked.
He himself is not tired, but others are tired when they look at it.
"Poof!" Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan couldn't help but laugh.
It was a chain reaction and everyone laughed.
Even Chu Weiyang and Su Yu in the courtyard covered their mouths and smiled lightly.
The man in the wig looked at everyone with a blank face, he was in no mood to hold the wig again.
A breeze blew and the wig slipped off.
Hiss! Everyone exclaimed, they had never seen such a smooth and dazzling bald head!
"Hahaha, for...... Why be so stubborn...... Stubbornly wearing a wig? Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan laughed the most cheerfully.
Bang! Bang!
With two loud bangs, Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan were smashed into the concrete floor with two fists, leaving only the swollen head of the huge red envelope outside.
(End of chapter)