231 You always say that I am a melon peel, but in fact I am very witty!

There was silence.

The faces of the crowd were ugly, as if they had been pinched by the neck.

The laughter was blocked in his throat, and he didn't dare to make a sound.

Who is this fake glow-headed man?

The system, the emperor simulator, and the dragon soul are running wildly with their respective plug-ins.

But it all shows that this bald man is an ordinary person.

But if it was an ordinary person, how could it be easy to hammer Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan into the concrete floor.

Who is this person? Add to that the obvious feature of a bald head, and the answer is obvious.

Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan wanted to come out of the ground first, but they were dizzy and didn't have any strength.

Even the Iron Man armor, helmet, and ruler were smashed by the fist.

This is still Tang Qiyu's "lightest" punch, and he has his own code of conduct.

No matter how bad Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan's reputation is, at least they are the protagonists and have not done anything hurtful.

Otherwise, if he was notorious for his evil deeds, Tang Qiyu would have been able to open the banquet with one punch a lot.

Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan asked their respective systems for help, but after analyzing the Shenhao system and the Wensheng system, they told them that it was best to let the bald man lose his anger first.

Otherwise, even if they fight for the last bit of luck and use the most powerful hole cards, they will be on par with the bald man's combat power.

Ye Chen replaces a high-level mecha, once there is wear and tear in the battle, there is no luck to repair the parts, and the mecha will be damaged sooner or later.

Lu Xuanyuan's Wensheng experience card also has a time limit.

In the end, it will definitely not be beatable.

After all, their temporary peak combat power is just the daily combat power of bald men.

The best choice is to get up and get time to develop.

When Ye Chen has a high-level mecha production line, and Lu Xuanyuan proves that he is a saint, he can try with the bald man whose head is harder.

Jiang Fan, Zhou Yang, Qin Feng and others also received warnings from their respective systems.

This makes the arrogant and self-respecting protagonists of Destiny very unhappy.

How can you be the protagonist, there is still an invincible protagonist on your head.

Why can't they be invincible, and they have to work hard to develop?

In the face of this kind of complaint, the system will certainly not admit that it is the Heavenly Dao behind them that is a little weaker.

Their explanation is that the timelines are different, and the bald man and the Yazhou immortal have also had weak times before, and they will also be invincible in the future.

It's just that they are now in the early stages of development, and they have met the protagonist who has become a big man.

Su Yu knows the sea, and the god-level entertainment system also issued a warning.

However, unlike other protagonists, Su Yu has never believed in chicken thieves.

I didn't pretend to be arrogant, and I didn't intend to deliberately provoke these perverts.

She carefully observed the bald man's every move with the Immortal Venerable and the Heavenly Emperor in the courtyard.

It just so happens that these guys are cheap-mouthed, and they can judge through them whether the strength and personality of these two perverts are a threat to Chen Xuan.

Chu Weiyang is more anxious, if the protagonist system is artificial intelligence, which can answer all kinds of questions, point out the future direction, and appease the host's emotions, her plug-in emperor simulator is artificial retardation.

The bald man shows only one tabula rasa [Extremely Smart].

The two people in the courtyard who are suspected to be immortals and the emperor of heaven are the tabula rasa [Born Gods] and [Sitting Forgetting Daozun].

Contradictory, too contradictory.

The bald man is so strong, and these three are obviously unusual good words, how can they all be tabula rasa?

The five-colored battle chicken and Bai Qian stood by the courtyard gate, trembling and not daring to speak.

The whole scene is divided into three parts with the courtyard gate as the critical line.

Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan, who were outside the hospital, tried to save themselves.

If you can't resist by strength, you can only follow the advice of the system and find a way to coax the bald man to dissipate his anger.

"Big ...... Master, I'm sorry, I'm shallow, I shouldn't laugh," Ye Chen said with a flattering smile.

"Master......" Tang Qiyu's braised egg face became even darker.

Bang! Bang!

With the "gentliest" two punches again, Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan had another big bag on their heads.

Lu Xuanyuan was beaten repeatedly, and he didn't dare to attack Tang Qiyu in anger, and looked at Ye Chen with great annoyance, he had no culture at all, and he couldn't shoot sycophants.

"What master, this is the host, no, this is the living Buddha, you are the most handsome monk I have ever seen, no, the most handsome Buddha."

"Moderator...... Living buddha...... Buddha? ”

"Do I look like a monk like that?"

Every time Lu Xuanyuan changed his title, Tang Qiyu's face darkened by one degree.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

Each of them "gentliest" three punches made Lu Xuanyuan and Ye Chen's eyes watery.

"Are you cultured? If you can't speak, don't say it, I said at least I only hit it," Ye Chen gasped and endured the pain and mocked.

Tang Qiyu squatted down and looked at the two heads on the ground who were full of desire to survive, as well as the extremely dazzling hair.

He rubbed his two heads like touching Nasus, and muttered unwillingly: "Why do I have to lose my hair when I am so handsome, and you are so ugly, but you don't lose your hair?" ”

"This ......" Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan glanced at each other awkwardly and with some pride.

They wanted to pat themselves, but before they couldn't figure out Tang Qiyu's temperament, they didn't dare to say it casually, so they could only straighten their heads and cooperate with Tang Qiyu's touching of the head very obediently.

Tang Qiyu sighed, he usually knew these two guys on the Internet.

There are no great evils, but they are not good people either, at least restless.

Brave and ruthless, this is the most easily influenced character of Cthulhu Heavenly Dao.

They have some potential talents of their own, and they should be controlled.

Tang Qiyu destroyed the Ten Great Cave Heavens, which slowed down the speed of aura recovery, but he didn't know if it could continue to work in the future.

It is best to prepare with both hands and control people with unstable temperament and some talent.

Tang Qiyu pulled Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan up a little so that their two hands could move.

Then he took out two math papers, "Do it, finish it in two hours, and let you out as long as you pass." It doesn't matter, but be serious. ”

"If you desert, open once, I'll punch you."

Everyone looked at each other, and they always felt unspeakably absurd.

Ye Chen and Lu Xuanyuan looked at the math test paper with a headache, they are all social people, and the math knowledge has long been returned to the teacher.

But it doesn't matter, they are subconsciously ready to ask the system for help and complete this set of papers in minutes.

Then, again, "Bang! Bang! "Twice.

"As soon as you finished speaking, you started deserting?"

"Also, cheating is not allowed in exams, listen to the two light ball monsters on your body, if you help cheat and hinder their learning progress, I will take you out and beat them together!"

Ye Chen was in danger of being shot in the head, and pouted: "System sauce, he threatens me, forget it, and threaten you, can you bear it?" ”

"Host, I think you can have this precious learning opportunity, it's a good thing to have such a strong teacher to teach you, you have to cherish it, make papers, don't desert."

The Shenhao system has some comforting words such as forbearance, the factory is producing, and the technology tree is climbing, which is not easy to say here.

"......" Ye Chen was silent.

On Lu Xuanyuan's side, the reply given to him by the Wensheng system also had a similar meaning.

All the back roads were blocked, and in the face of Tang Qiyu's re-raised fist, he could only start making rolls with tears.

Ye Chen is better, he was admitted to Jianghai University by his own ability, his high school mathematics foundation is still there, and he used to be a top student, and he entered the state while brushing the questions.

Lu Xuanyuan is not good, if it is a Chinese test paper, he has no problem writing small essays with talents such as erudition and strong memorization given by the Wensheng system.

But for math problems, it's useless to memorize formulas! Not understanding is not understanding.

He was still confident at the beginning, feeling that he was a literary saint, and what he learned was not easy to grasp.

But forcibly putting those mathematical formulas and example problem solving ideas into the problem, I was dizzy and nervous, and I deserted unconsciously.

Then there was another blow to the head, which brought tears to his eyes.

Ye Chen, who was entering the state and doing the question seriously, saw this scene, and suddenly had no thoughts of being aggrieved and angry, and was full of pride and pride.

Bah! Oiran is Oiran, and every day he says that he is a cultural person, so it's exposed!

You always say that I am a melon peel, but in fact, I am witty!

When Ye Chen saw Tang Qiyu's frowning eyes, he immediately withdrew his divergent thoughts and reimmersed himself in the joy of learning.

Well...... Wait until you finish the test papers, mark the results, and then laugh at this long-haired and short-sighted Oiran.

Tang Qiyu looked at Bai Qian, "Came out to help the teacher recruit students again?" Come and get the test papers, skipping class for so many days, and then the evening self-study will be extended, and the homework will have to be made up. ”

Bai Qian didn't dare to say more, quickly ran over to get the test papers, and squatted on the ground to think about it, not daring to be distracted in the slightest.

The five-colored battle chicken wanted to leave, but when he saw Tang Qiyu's gaze, he carefully explained: "This seat ...... I sealed my cultivation, but I couldn't transform into a human form, and I couldn't do the test paper. ”

Tang Qiyu frowned a little, he was anxious about the end of the day, and he became stronger inexplicably after losing his hair after fitness.

The strength is invincible, the defense is invincible, but I don't know how to practice, and I can't help the five-colored battle chicken recover its cultivation.

But it's not a big problem, he took out a piece of jade slip, "Since you can telegraph the sound, then write the answer in this jade slip." ”

Tang Qiyu looked at the people in the courtyard again, "If you are interested, let's make a roll, by the way, introduce yourself, my name is Tang Qiyu, you can call me Teacher Saitama." ”

Everyone was a little frightened when they heard this, and no one wanted to do the math paper.

At this time, you can see the level of IQ.

Qin Feng and Zhou Yang took their respective families and girlfriends and took a step back.

The clever ones such as Da Yangyang, and Li Wan'er retreated to the back of the tabula rasa life grid [Sitting Forgetfulness] and [Born God].

Chu ignored his self-cultivation and was okay, after all, he was one of the top masters in the world, and he wanted to keep his demeanor as a big man.

But this world is changing a little too fast, and he thought of Sima Xiu, who was violently beaten by Chen Xuan, and this Tang Qiyu's perverted combat power with one punch, so he retreated from his heart to the side of the big seedling.

As an imperial uncle, he protects the safety of the big seedlings, which is very reasonable.

Su Yu retreated to the middle of Qin Feng and Chu Weiyang with the flow, and stood aside a bit.

The most clever one belongs to Jiang Fan.

In front of many protagonists and empresses, he pretended to be successful for the first time and found the Yazhou immortals.

It's when the spirits are high and the mind is at its most active.

He was already a little unhappy, just pretending to be like, and before he felt the surprised and admiring eyes of Chu Weiyang and Su Yu, the host of Jinzhou suddenly appeared and stole all the limelight.

His eyes lit up when he saw the five-colored battle chickens being forced to do the questions and the actions of the big seedlings.

Walked in front of the Taoist who had just opened his mouth and shouted "Xiao Kun sending off guests".

This person has a childish face, fairy wind bones, a white robe, a bun on his head, three green sheep's beards under his chin, a whisk in one hand, a purple bamboo flute in the other, and bright and wise eyes like clear spring water.

is a true person, this must be a Yazhou immortal.

Except for him, no one else dared to call the dignified Beast Emperor Kunpeng Xiao Kun.

As for the hospital gown exposed inside the robe, Jiang Fan didn't pay attention to it, since he lived in seclusion here, it was normal to wear a hospital gown.

Small hidden in the wild, big hidden in the city.

can hide in a mental hospital, which shows that this is a big guy!

The other person is not very old, looking at his face about forty years old, with deep facial features and clear contours, although he is not wearing a robe, only a set of hospital gowns marked "Nanming County No. 3 Psychiatric Hospital", but he walks with a tiger's steps, and his gestures reveal a natural imperial domineering.

This should be the Emperor of Heaven that the Yazhou Immortal just said.

Jiang Fan didn't perceive the cultivation of the two of them, but this was normal, and he couldn't feel Tang Qiyu's cultivation.

With them, it's not the Jinzhou host who has the final say.

Jiang Fan bowed and said without humility or arrogance: "In the lower heavenly master Jiang Fan, I have seen two Taoist friends. ”

When Immortal Venerable and Emperor Heaven heard this, their faces were upright, and they returned the salute together.

"In Xia Xianzun Li, I have a long life, and I have seen Taoist friends."

"In the Lower Heavenly Emperor, I have seen Taoist friends."

Jiang Fan was a little surprised when he heard this, he didn't expect Immortal Venerable and Emperor Heaven to give face like this, they didn't have any arrogance at all, and they were not as ostentatious as the host of Jinzhou.

"It turned out to be the Longevity Immortal Venerable and the Huowang Heavenly Emperor, who have admired the name for a long time!" Jiang Fan tried to get closer and build connections.

"Have you heard of us? Could it be that you also came down from the heavenly realm in your previous life? "Immortal Venerable, the Emperor of Heaven is overjoyed.

"Uh...... Almost, in my previous life, I was the head of the four great heavenly masters in the Heavenly Realm! Jiang Fan made up that when he heard that he met an old acquaintance in a foreign country, it was easiest to get closer to him.

Now that he has Immortal Venerable and the Emperor of Heaven as friends, his confidence has increased greatly.

Jiang Fan looked around with contempt, they were all timid and afraid, just this is the one who is still the destiny of heaven?

I'm going to have to figure it out.

He gave Da Yanyang a reassuring look at me, and then pointed to the five-colored battle chicken outside who was seriously working on the question, and said indignantly: "Longevity Immortal Venerable, this bald donkey's hands are too long, and he actually dares to let your mountain protection beast do the question." ”

"You are open-minded, adults don't remember villains, and you don't want to worry about him."

"But the bald donkey doesn't necessarily appreciate it, I don't know if he thinks you and the Emperor of Heaven are afraid of him."

"For the honor of my Daomen, please make sure to make a move to let this thief know that he is powerful, and also show the majesty of my Daomen."

Immortal Venerable and Heavenly Emperor are often in a half-illusory and half-illusory state, and they didn't notice that the five-colored battle chicken was forced to do the question.

Now Jiang Fan reminded them, they frowned, the dignity of the Dao Sect cannot be desecrated.

"Bald donkey Daoist, you're over, go back to your western heaven quickly."

Jiang Fan looked at Tang Qiyu proudly, my side is Immortal Venerable and Heavenly Emperor, two against one, what can you do?

And then......

He saw Tang Qiyu, whose face was black, rising into the sky and stepping through the courtyard gate.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

On the marble floor of the mental hospital, there are three more green onions.

Bang! Bang! ……

Tang Saiyu was puzzled and serial hammers.

"Bald donkey, I let you say bald donkey......"

Jiang Fan looked at the Immortal Venerable and the Heavenly Emperor who were also beaten violently in the severe pain of the storm, "Longevity Immortal Venerable, Huowang Heavenly Emperor, you ......"

The Emperor of the Smoke Heaven looked at the sky and laughed, "Hahaha! Dao Ye, Dao Ye, I have become! ”

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