Xiao Zhang looked at Xiao Kui with fire-breathing eyes, and said in his heart Who is this guy, he has never provoked him, why is he arching fire every word?

"Evil obstacle, what else do you quibble?"

Xiao Shaoquan came down with a stick, and Xiao Zhang trembled.

"Whoever quibbles, the old man is a vain."

Lu Boming couldn't be angry when he heard this.

thought that he was a great Confucian in the sea, but he was said by a fool that he was in vain.

"The shaft is rude! Dare to slander the old man! ”

"I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry, he's in a hurry, let me say it."

Xiao Shaoquan scolded in a low voice: "Shut up, Master Lu is a great Confucian at home." How dare you speak ill of him? ”

Xiao Zhang pouted disdainfully: "What's wrong with the big Confucian." There are no vain Confucians in the sea, so you can just hit people's heads? ”

Xiao Shaoquan was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”

That's what it means literally. I sleep and I admit it's true. As for what he said, I beat him too, but Uncle Emperor, don't you wonder why I beat him? ”

As he spoke, Xiao Zhang pointed at Lu Boming angrily: "This old man is holding a ring ruler and hitting me on the head, is he really afraid of beating me to death?" ”

Xiao Shaoquan and Empress Liu both looked at Lu Boming.

In the Guozixue of all dynasties, there has never been a case of corporal punishment of students by teachers, let alone beating their heads.

After all, the students in Guozixue are either royal relatives or noble children, and their identities are extraordinary.

Looking at it this way, it makes sense for Xiao Zhang to fight back.

Lu Boming also realized that he was at a loss, bit his lip and said, "Okay, this matter is my fault." It was my impulse. But then you called back. Let's even. Now let's talk about how you disrupt the class and sleep in my class. ”

Xiao Zhang snorted and scolded: "Are you Alzheimer's stupid?" As I just said, whoever is taught by you will fall asleep. ”

Saying that, Xiao Zhang also looked at Xiao Shaoquan with an aggrieved face: "Uncle Emperor, Guozixue is a place to cultivate talents, and it is the foundation of the country. How can you let a person with a false name mislead people's children? ”

Lu Boming's beard trembled, and he turned his head sharply and knelt down at Xiao Shaoquan: "Your Majesty, although the old minister is stupid, he is also conceited that he has read the sage book for several years. Today, this Xiao fool said that the old man had a false name and misled people's children. The old man can't afford this notoriety. I also ask Your Majesty to make a decree to let the old man resign from the post of the son of the country to learn to sacrifice wine. ”

"Master Lu, why is this, you are my famous Confucian. Guozi learns to sacrifice wine, and it is none other than Lu Shi. How can you be discouraged by a fool's words? ”

Xiao Shaoquan's words made Lu Boming feel a little more comfortable.

But Xiao Zhang's next words made Lu Boming, who was so easy to agree, blow up again.

"Uncle Emperor, are you kidding, is it him? I can do it. ”

"Shut up! Hugh is going to talk nonsense. ”

Xiao Zhang's aggrieved expression: "What I said is the truth. Anyway, I'm here to go, if this old man continues to teach in Guozi, either I'll continue to sleep, or I'll go home. Listening to him teach a class was really boring. ”

Lu Boming's beard trembled: "A faction of wild words, a group of wild words!" ”

Xiao Zhang asked Lu Boming rhetorically: "Crazy words? Speaking of your sore spots, do you dare to compare with me? If I win you, you will admit that you have mistaken people in vain, and if I lose, you let the emperor's uncle beat me to death. ”

When the words came out, the crown prince Xiao Kui sneered.

This fool really doesn't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, and he actually wants to compete with the recognized great Confucian Lu Boming.

Not to mention Xiao Kui, even Xiao Shaoquan was amused: "Idiot, are you serious?" ”

"Aang, am I joking?"

Xiao Yuxin dragged Xiao Zhang, and said in a low voice: "Little fool, don't come nonsense." How can you be an opponent of Lu Shi? ”

Xiao Zhang sighed, and his disdainful eyes swept over Lu Boming: "For some people who don't learn and don't know how to do it, I really don't take him seriously." ”

Lu Boming smiled angrily, turned back to Xiao Ju and arched his hand: "Your Majesty, since the prince of Xiangdong is so confident in himself, if the old minister should not." It's a little bit of a contempt. In the future, some people in the province used this incident to slander the old minister, saying that the old minister did not dare to engage in the war. ”

Xiao Shaoquan hesitated: "Master Lu, why are you competing with a nerd, it is good to win, but if you lose..."

Xiao Shaoquan didn't say the rest of the words, if you lose, you will be ruined.

Lu Boming was resolute: "Your Majesty doesn't need to worry, the old minister wants to ask for an explanation for my knowledge." ”

With all the words said, it was useless for Xiao Shaoquan to say anything, so he had to agree to the competition between the two.

"Xiao Zhang, don't say that the old man bullied you. I won't test you in the Four Books and Five Classics. The old man will test your most popular pair at the moment. How is it? ”

Xiao Zhang pouted: "Let Mom, oh no, let the horse come over." ”

"A few blows up the Xiangjiang Moon."

Xiao Zhang didn't think about it: "A pillow attracts Wuxia clouds." ”

Xiao Shaoquan and Empress Liu muttered at the same time, and then nodded with a full aftertaste: "Wonderful, wonderful, there are mountains and waters, and there are moons and clouds." ”

Xiao Kui frowned: "Could it be a mistake?" ”

Lu Boming raised his eyebrows when he saw everyone's reaction, and praised against his will: "Not bad." ”

Xiao Zhang pouted: "It's better than you." ”

Lu Boming couldn't help but tremble his eyebrows, and snorted: "Don't be proud, just warmed up just now, and then it's the main topic, listen up." Lotus stems, lotus roots, lotus lilies. ”

Xiao Shaoquan stroked his palm and smiled: "Wonderful, what a lotus stem lotus moss." This coupling is one and the other is born before and after. It is worthy of being a land teacher. ”

Lu Boming smiled modestly: "Your Majesty praised it." ”

"Your Royal Highness, please, right?"

Empress Liu Xiao Yuxin frowned, this couplet is somewhat difficult.

Immediately, Xiao Yuxin couldn't help but take a step forward: "Master Lu, Brother Zhang, he is naturally stupid, your pair is a bit difficult for a strong man." ”

"Sister, isn't that what you said? When Brother Zhang first shouted to provoke Lu Shi, he didn't think that he was stupid. To make it like this, he also asked for it, how can he blame Lu Shi for being strong? ”

Xiao Kui found an opportunity to fall into the well, and even hugged Xiao Shaoquan with a fist, and said: "Father, the victory and defeat have been divided, and Xiao Zhang has no respect for his elders. If it is not severely punished, I am afraid that it will chill the hearts of loyal ministers and righteous people, and breed unhealthy tendencies among the sons and daughters of honors and nobles. The sons had the courage to beg their father to issue a decree to severely punish Xiao Zhang. ”

Xiao Shaoquan nodded when he heard this, raised his hand, and prepared to give an order.

"No, I haven't started to be right, why do you say I'm not right?"

Just when Xiao Shaoquan's order was about to be issued, Xiao Zhang complained speechlessly.

Xiao Kui took a sip: "Xiao Zhang, don't talk nonsense." How could you possibly come out with this pair. ”

"You're stupid, don't think everyone else is stupid too, okay?"

"You!"

Lu Boming couldn't stand it anymore: "Xiao Shizi, don't change the topic!" In a stick of incense, if you can't come up, don't blame the old man for asking His Majesty to teach you a lesson. ”