Xiao Zhang pursed his lips: "The old man is really noisy." Listen up. ”

Lu Boming was almost not angry, this little bastard was an old man and an old bastard, and he didn't take his own domestic Confucianism in his eyes at all.

Okay, let's be proud for a while, and if you can't come up later, don't blame the old man for being ruthless.

Thinking like this, Lu Boming forcibly suppressed his anger and stretched out his hand to signal: "Please." ”

"Hibiscus peony is fragrant."

Lu Boming didn't want to think about it: "Bullshit, no..."

Halfway through the words, he was stopped by Lu Boming again.

Half of his face was angry, half of his face was of surprise.

This pair, it's so neat, is this really a fool?

The emperor couldn't help but admire: "Neat." ”

The queen also smiled: "The same theme is flowers, and they complement each other." Absolutely. ”

Lu Boming's face turned the color of pig liver.

Xiao Kui called it impossible.

"Idiot, you're really amazing, why didn't I see you have this ability before."

Xiao Yuxin pulled Xiao Zhang to smile with joy.

"Calm and calm, this is where to go."

"Fool Xiao, to be honest, do you already have a manuscript? Otherwise, how could it be so subtle? ”

Lu Boming was a little difficult to accept, and asked.

Xiao Zhang smiled and tilted his head to look at Lu Boming: "Can you be reasonable, these are all pairs from you on the spot, even if I have a manuscript and a fart?" Old fellow, if you want me to say that I don't have the ability, I can admit it. It's okay, and no one laughs at you. ”

Lu Boming's face turned red when he was said.

The emperor was afraid that he wouldn't be able to think about it, so he made a peacemaker and said, "Okay, okay, Master Lu, today is the time to polish the pair." That's all for this matter, and no more mention is allowed. ”

"Uncle Emperor is too partial, isn't he? I've answered all the pairs of this old guy, and now it's my turn to make a pair, how can I forget it? ”

The emperor's old face turned red: "Xiao fool, don't mess around." ”

Xiao Zhang took advantage of the situation to lie down and shouted: "There is no reason, you can't live." ”

Xiao Yu was upset, and muttered and complained: "Father, how can a monarch be untrustworthy." The idiot is stupid, and you lie to him. ”

The queen also couldn't stand it: "Your Majesty, the children are here." ”

was said so by his own family, and the emperor was embarrassed to favor Lu Boming, so he could only glance at Lu Boming and see what he meant.

"Since Xiao Shizi is in high spirits, the old man can't be disappointed. Xiao Shizi, please. ”

Don't look at Lu Boming's arrogance, but his eyes that can't help dodging fully expose his weak thoughts.

"Ahem, old thing, listen up."

Xiao Zhang cleared his throat and began to make a couplet.

"The ancient wood in front of the rocks is dry, and this wood is firewood."

As soon as the upper link came out, everyone at the scene lowered their heads and thought about the lower link.

Lu Boming's face was solemn.

Xiao Zhang tilted his head: "What?" Isn't the Confucianism at home still not worthy of this couplet? ”

"Whoever said that the old man was not right, it was all your fault, which disturbed the old man's thoughts."

Xiao Zhang pouted disdainfully, pretending, you just pretend.

Seeing where Lu Boming was muttering to himself for a quarter of an hour, shaking his head and frowning, Xiao Zhang sighed: "If you can't answer, just say it, I'll answer it for you." ”

The emperor came back to his senses, afraid that Lu Boming would have no face, so he took the initiative and said: "Fool Xiao, don't sell Guanzi, tell me what it is." ”

Xiao Zhang's head turned around and ignored the emperor, looking angry.

"Okay Zhang'er, let's talk about what it is, don't let everyone worry."

It was the queen who spoke, and Xiao Zhang smiled and looked back: "Okay, beautiful aunt." ”

After speaking, Xiao Zhang gave the following couplet: "The woman in the scarf tent is good, and the girl is even better." ”

When the words fell, the queen and princess at the scene blushed.

Lu Boming jumped to his feet and scolded: "Ridiculous, ridiculous." How dare you say such obscene words in front of Your Majesty! ”

"That's obscene. I think it's some people who are not right. When I saw my arms exposed, I thought about the dirty things. It's embarrassing to call yourself a great Confucian in the sea. Something, I'm phew. ”

Lu Boming was choked and speechless, and the emperor couldn't help but persuade: "Okay, okay Master Lu, what Fool Xiao said is right." Aside from other things, this up and down is still quite neat. ”

Xiao Zhang snorted, with an expression on his face that I wouldn't pay attention to you even if you praised me.

"But Xiao fool, this couplet doesn't count. Lu Shihai is a great Confucian, how can you come up with such a couplet, you can come up with another one. ”

Xiao Zhang lowered his head and muttered: "Hmph, I knew that the emperor's uncle was partial." Okay, then I'll come up with another one. ”

"Smoke lock pond willows. It's simple enough, isn't it? ”

Lu Boming's face turned red visibly with the naked eye.

The crown prince Xiao Kui muttered on the side: "This is still simple." ”

"In just one couplet, there are five elements. Wonderful, wonderful. ”

This time, even the emperor couldn't help but admire.

Lu Boming was really embarrassed, ah, this, that for a long time, I didn't see a fart pop out.

Another quarter of an hour passed, and Lu Boming sat on the ground decadently: "Old, the old man lost." ”

Xiao Zhang pinched his waist and was triumphant: "It's okay old man, it's not a shame to lose to me." ”

Lu Boming cried, it's a shame to lose to you, inside and outside the imperial city, who doesn't know that you are a big fool in Tianzi No. 1, how can I mix in the court in the future.

"Uncle Emperor, the victory has been decided, you see."

Xiao Zhang turned his head and asked the emperor for a bet.

The emperor glanced at Lu Boming, who was depressed, and his heart was also a little dark.

After all, Lu Boming relied on his identity as a great Confucian at home, and he did not restrain himself. Before that, everything I did was like being watched. I can't do anything about him yet, otherwise I will end up with the name of a faint tyrant.

"Okay, Xiao fool, the bet is just a casual talk. The matter must not be mentioned again. ”

After seeing Lu Boming's doubtful state of life, the emperor felt relieved for a while before he said slowly.

"That's not good, Uncle Emperor, although I don't read much, but I also know that people can't stand without faith, let alone some people who call themselves Great Confucians?"

Lu Boming was exposed, and his face turned red: "Your Majesty, there is no need to say it." The old man is willing to gamble and lose. ”

As he spoke, he took a deep breath and walked towards Xiao Zhang.

Until he walked in front of Xiao Zhang, Lu Boming didn't hear the emperor call his name.

Lu Boming panicked, no, Your Majesty, you persuaded me.

As soon as he turned around, the emperor sat there with a smile, looking like he was watching the show unhurriedly.

Lu Boming, who was difficult to ride a tiger, sighed in his heart, and then looked at Xiao Zhang, who was also smiling obscenely, and suddenly felt that his head was big.

"It's the old man who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, and he has a vain name. delayed the study of these talents. also beat Xiao Shizi indiscriminately. Please also ask Lord Xiao Shizi not to remember the villain and forgive the old man. ”

Gritting his teeth, after saying something, Lu Boming was still ashamed to see people.

Xiao Zhang nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, I forgive you." ”

Burst!

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Boming spurted out a mouthful of old blood and fell straight down.