"Oh no, Master Lu fainted."

The crown prince was the first to scream, and the emperor was a little embarrassed, knowing that Lu Boming had a big temperament, but he didn't expect to vomit blood for himself.

He coughed: "Come on, Imperial Doctor Xuan." ”

"Yes, Your Majesty."

After Lu Boming was left behind, the emperor beckoned to Xiao Zhang: "Idiot, come here." ”

Xiao Zhang looked wary: "Don't go, you want to hit me again." ”

The emperor laughed angrily: "You idiot, I have the same knowledge as you, come here." ”

When the queen saw the emperor like this, she knew that he was not angry, so she immediately joined Xiao Yuxin to quietly push Xiao Zhang and signal him to come over.

Xiao Zhang naturally understands the change in the emperor's attitude, which can be seen from the title of Xiao fool who has become a nerd.

He reluctantly looked forward a few steps, stood ten steps away from the emperor, and hummed with an unhappy face: "Say, call me something." ”

The emperor was laughed at angrily, this fool, the others listened to his summons, and they were all terrified, that is, this guy, and he was reluctant.

"Idiot, I ask you. Are these couplets your own thoughts? ”

Xiao Zhang sighed: "Otherwise, can you help me think about it?" ”

"Bold, how dare you talk to your father like this!"

The prince looked furious and opened his mouth to reprimand Xiao Zhang.

Xiao Zhang pursed his lips and did not say a word, and the emperor did not go to his heart, but waved his hand to signal the prince to stop.

Immediately, the emperor said: "These couplets, even I can't answer them quickly. You tell me the truth, how did you come up with these couplets? Or are you playing dumb? ”

When he said this, the emperor's eyes sharpened.

Xiao Zhang's heart was broken, he patronized it, and almost threw away the character design.

The queen and Xiao Yuxin next to her also looked over.

"What pretending to be stupid? I'm not stupid, it's you who are stupid. Isn't this the order to drink when drinking? Cao Ding and I play with this every day. ”

Xiao Zhang pretended to be calm and explained.

Hearing this explanation, everyone at the scene was a little surprised.

Alcohol order? And Cao Ding?

The Emperor's expression became strange.

Cao Ding knew that with his father, he was a pure reckless man, how could he be a literati.

"Your Majesty, after the Zhongli War, Jing Ling Gong also made a poem of competing words, and after thinking about that incident, Jing Ling Gong also paid attention to the literary education of his children."

The queen's words made the emperor suddenly realize.

At the beginning, when Dade had just established the country, the Northern Wei Dynasty attacked, and the two sides had a big battle in Zhongli. Dade won a crushing victory.

At the celebration banquet of Huaguang Palace, the hero Cao Jingsheng won a competition to make a poem.

At that time, no one looked down on Cao Jingsheng, but he didn't want to, Cao Jingsheng spoke amazingly. made the poems of the children sad when they went and returned to Hu Jijing, and asked passers-by how Huo Qu's illness shocked the audience.

Thinking of this, the Emperor nodded. If you say so, it will make sense.

He sighed and said, "Although you were lucky to defeat Master Lu this time, you have to understand. These are all the credits of Cao Ding. Don't you think you're complacent? As a child of the clan, you should strictly restrain yourself. ”

Xiao Zhang looked confused, and said in his heart What does it have to do with Cao Ding?

But if he can fool things over, Xiao Zhang doesn't bother to explain. He raised his voice and clenched his fist at the emperor: "Got it." ”

Seeing this, the emperor smiled and scolded: "This idiot doesn't say anything." ”

"Your Majesty, you also know what Zhang'er's personality is, and your own family, why should you care about these red tapes." While excusing Xiao Zhang, the queen took the opportunity to say: "It's just in time for dinner, Your Majesty, do you remember what the concubine told you before." Zhang'er has a hand in cooking. Why don't you let him demonstrate? ”

The emperor was weak: "I still have something to do." Zitong, if you want to eat, let this nerd stay and serve you. ”

"Don't, Your Majesty, it's rare to catch up. Xin'er, quickly lead your brother Zhang to the imperial dining room. ”

Xiao Yuxin agreed with joy, couldn't help but say, and pulled Xiao Zhang away.

On the way, Xiao Zhang also shouted: "I don't do it for the emperor's uncle, he beat me so much today, it's not good at all." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, the queen mother has gone to great lengths to get you this opportunity. As long as you make your father happy. In the future, if your father covers you, will anyone else in this capital city dare to provoke you? ”

"That's not going to be done for him. Who asked him to hit me. ”

Xiao Yuxin was helpless, this nerd, how could he have a tendon.

"Then you should do it for the queen mother, right? You said before, the queen mother wants to eat, even if you have a knife in the sky, you will do it. ”

Xiao Zhang pretended to think about it: "It's pretty much the same. ”

After speaking, he shook off Xiao Yuxin and strode towards the imperial dining room.

Half an hour later, Xiao Zhang turned back to Shangshutai.

I also brought back shredded fish-flavored pork, sweet and sour meatballs, pork slices, roasted eggplant and many other dishes.

Despite holding the bowl, the scent wafted through the cracks. provoked the emperor's nose to stir constantly.

When Xiao Zhang completely took down the bowl on top of the dish, the emperor's eyes straightened.

Swish.

The Emperor stood up and looked at the dishes in front of him. He didn't eat or drink much for a few days, and his appetite was greatly improved.

Seeing this, the queen smiled secretly in her heart, and took the initiative to hand over the steps and said, "Your Majesty, Zhang'er is so filial, why don't you taste it?" ”

The emperor was waiting for this sentence, and he was just about to take the chopsticks, when a eunuch came up to him: "Your Majesty, the slave will try it for you first." ”

"Get out! My imperial nephew can't harm me. ”

Before the eunuch could move forward, the emperor kicked him over.

These dishes are unusually delicious at first glance, and this damn dog minion dares to eat them one step ahead of me. Looking for death.

I saw the emperor raise the chopsticks in his hand, and the dishes were sent to his mouth one after another, and the emperor who ate it was full of oil, and the people next to him had a great appetite.

The queen licked her lips and beckoned the princes and princesses to eat and drink together.

The prince complained while eating: "That's it, there's nothing good to eat." ”

Xiao Zhang glanced at the prince, and said in his heart, "It's not delicious, you can start faster than anyone else." Damn, I almost licked it with my tongue, I want to be embarrassed.

"Your Majesty, how does it taste?" The queen asked with a smile.

"So-so."

The emperor praised against his will, Xiao Zhang was unhappy when he heard it, and walked up and removed all the dishes in front of the emperor and put them in front of the queen: "Beautiful aunt to eat for you, some people can't taste the goodness of my dish, so it's a waste to eat it for him." ”

The emperor's hand holding the chopsticks froze in mid-air, and his face turned the color of pig liver.

The queen peeked at him and couldn't help but smile.

Yes, there is still a shelf in front of his own children.

"Little bastard, bring me the food."

The emperor snorted, this damn stupid boy, didn't he praise him, he dared to do this to himself.

But then again, it feels inexplicably good, this jealous person is like a family.