[Explosion 4] Chapter 63 Don't Tell Girls the Rules
Tang Shan stayed at Fangtang's house, slept until three o'clock in the morning before getting up, went out for breakfast, wandered the streets for most of the day, and then came back to close the door and study chess.
Fang Tang basically didn't see anyone at home before, and fell in love with people outside every day, since that time he fell out of love, he didn't go out much recently, and poured tea and water for gamblers in the hall every day, and became the only salesperson in his own commissary.
His mother, Fang Lian, was happy to be free, except for going to the market in the morning to buy vegetables, most of the time sitting at the gaming table playing mahjong.
When business was light, Fang Tang went to the second floor, knocked on the door of Tangshan, and stood or sat and chatted for a while.
Of course, apart from laughing, the two of them couldn't do anything more in-depth, because during the day the tenants came and went, and at night Fang Lian watched quite closely, and she didn't let Fang Tang leave her sight at nine o'clock.
So Tang Shan stayed at Fangtang's house for four or five days, and the relationship between the two still stopped at small talk.
On the morning of the sixth day, after Fang Tang went upstairs and entered the door, he saw Tang Shan playing chess alone, and felt very curious, and asked:
"Hey, can you still play chess alone? Doesn't it take two people to play? ”
Tang Shan smiled and said:
"I'm playing two roles, can't I?"
Fang Tang smiled:
"Nobody says no. But I think that you are often locked up in a room with two roles, and sooner or later you will be schizophrenic. ”
Tang Shan laughed again:
"There's nothing wrong with schizophrenia, one body, two lives, it's interesting to think about."
Fang Tang stuck out his tongue and shook his head:
"Don't, I've heard that people with schizophrenia are mostly murderers. If you continue like this, I won't dare to come to you. If you don't get to give me * one day, I won't have anywhere to reincarnate in the next life. ”
Tang Shan's eyes suddenly widened, and he changed his expression to scare Fang Tang:
"Who are you, I'll strangle you if you talk nonsense."
Fang Tang was dissatisfied:
"Don't make a fuss, I'm cowardly, don't be scared."
Tang Shan opened his hands and put them on Fang Tang's neck, and deliberately bared his teeth and grinned:
"I'm not making trouble, I'm really trying to strangle you."
This time, it was Fang Tang's turn to open his eyes and say in a trembling voice:
"You won't, will you? Is there really another person living in the body? ”
Tang Shan couldn't help laughing:
"How? I'm good at acting, right? Can you win an Oscar? ”
Fang Tang pounded Tang Shan in front of the chest with a pair of pink fists, and scolded vigorously:
"I hate it, I'm really scared by you."
Tang Shan saw that Fang Tang's face was flushed, his eyes seemed to have a few drops of clear and transparent spring water, and his lips were not covered with lipstick, but they were very delicate because of their moisture. He looked at it, his head was a little dizzy, and the heart in his chest was beating faster than Fang Tang's hands were beating around.
Tang Shan suddenly grabbed Fang Tang's two small fists and gently twisted them towards her lower back, and her body naturally fell on his chest. Fang Tang opened his mouth to say something, but Tang Shan quickly put his mouth on it and sealed her words.
Fang Tang was a little caught off guard, tilting his head back, trying to withdraw his mouth to speak. But her lower lip was bitten by Tang Shan, she tried twice, but Tang Shan did not relax at all, so she gave up struggling, closed her eyes, and bit Tang Shan's upper lip with revenge.
After a long time, the two of them released at the same time, each panting.
Fang Tang took the opportunity to break free from Tang Shan's arms, and when he retreated, he punched him hard in the chest, and scolded in a coquettish voice:
"Hooligans, your door is not closed."
Tang Shan hadn't come back to his senses yet, standing and smirking, staring straight at Fang Tang's plump mouth with his eyes glazed.
Fang Tang took a few steps back, backed the edge of the door, and closed the door intentionally or unintentionally. But his mouth said,
"It's good that other tenants see it, but if my mother sees it, it won't be strange if I don't kick you out as a hooligan."
Tang Shan was still unsatisfied, followed up with two steps, propped his hands on the door, just hugged Fang Tang in the middle, and wanted to break it again. At this moment, Lian's rough voice downstairs shouted:
"Fang Tang, Fang Tang, where did you die? Bring a bag of instant noodles and a bottle of drink. ”
Fang Tang stuck out his tongue, pushed Tang Shan away with both hands, and laughed with a red face:
"My mom is calling, I won't see anyone in a while, I'll definitely go upstairs to find it."
Tang Shan was completely amused by Fang Lian's rough voice, and reluctantly withdrew his hands and sneered:
"Your mother is really the No. 1 nasty ghost in the sky."
Fang Tang opened the door and said with a smile:
"It's good to have my mother, otherwise you can only let it be bad unscrupulously."
Tang Shan smiled:
"Your mother is so babbling, one day, I didn't play chess to the point of schizophrenia, but I was scared by your mother to the point of nervous breakdown. When the time comes, if you want to make it bad, you can't do it. ”
Fang Tang stepped out of the door, turned back to Tang Shan and smiled:
"The devil believes that you rascal will be intimidated by my mother. But you really can't just play chess in your room by yourself every day. Your performance just now is already a bit of a schizophrenia. If it's too boring, don't go downstairs to play mahjong. ”
Tang Shan smiled and said:
"I have no interest in mahjong, I just love chess. But I have a way to avoid schizophrenia, I just need your help. ”
Fang Tang was about to go downstairs, but when he heard this, he stopped and laughed softly:
"You're not going to come up with some tricks to do me bad, are you?"
Tang Shan salivated and smiled:
"Don't worry, if I want to do you badly, I will not do any tricks."
Fang Tang took a sip:
"Cut, as if you are above board."
Tang Shan pretended to be very aggrieved:
"Sincerity and sincerity, it is not something to be seen in the first place."
Fang Tang's heart fluttered, his face turned red, and he said:
"Hmph, flamboyant, who believes you."
Then she said:
"Don't go far and tell me what your solution is to avoid schizophrenia?"
Tang Shan smiled:
"The solution is very simple, I will teach you to play chess, so that I can often play with me, so I don't have to be so tired of playing two roles by myself, and of course I won't suffer from schizophrenia."
Before Fang Tang could answer, Lian downstairs was shouting again:
"Fang Tang, you decrepit girl, where did you die? Should it be called? ”
Before Fang Tang took a step downstairs, he pointed at Tangshan Road with his index finger:
"Although I don't know what bad things are behind you, in order to prevent you from becoming a psychopath, I let go and agree to be your student."
Daiki Tangshan:
"It's a deal."
Fang Tang smiled back at him, turned around and went downstairs. Tang Shan's eyes were not bad, and the back of Yuan Ting, who was staring at Fang Tang in a daze, disappeared into the corridor.
Tang Shan later stood in front of the window in a daze, watching the people coming and going in the alley outside the window, there was a guy with dyed red hair, squatting on the corner of the street, like an agent in a movie who was afraid that others would not be able to see him, probing his brain to observe the flow of people in front of him.
In the door frame not far from the red hair, an aunt is holding a huge bowl, and seems to be supervising the red hair's every move while eating. From time to time, something is taken out of the bowl and thrown into the gutter next to it.
Tang Shan didn't know if she was eating breakfast or lunch. Breakfast was too late and lunch was too early.
Tang Shan felt that the two people downstairs seemed to know each other, but they had bad intentions. At the same time, it occurred to him that the red fur seemed to have been seen somewhere else. But I can't remember exactly what it is.
Tang Shan smiled silently, returned to the unfinished chess game just now, and thought that it was a wise choice to move out of Chen Yusheng's house and live here. At least there are often beautiful women here as companions, and you don't have to face Chen Yusheng, a rough man, every day.
The only problem is that he doesn't know how long the money on him will last. Although Fang Tang gave him an excuse not to pay the rent, he didn't want to owe too much favor to a girl as a last resort.
Tang Shan's idea was that if he no longer killed pigs with Chen Yusheng, he would have to find a job. Otherwise, it is not the way to sit and eat.
Tang Shan hesitated whether to call Chen Yusheng, after ignoring each other for so many days, it was time to reconcile, two big men can't be angry like two children.
Tang Shan had just taken out his mobile phone, and before he could dial the number, someone was knocking on the door. The voice is soft.
Tang Shan put down his mobile phone and opened the door to see Fang Tang standing smiling outside the door. Tang Shan was slightly surprised:
"Didn't your mother tell you something? Done so quickly? ”
Fang Tang complained:
"You don't seem to welcome me."
Tang Shan explained with a smile:
"It's not that you're not welcome, it's that you're afraid of your mother's loud voice."
Fangtang:
"Don't worry, it's not a big deal, she is also habitually calling a few words. Without further ado, teach me how to play chess. ”
Tang Shan smiled:
"The heart of learning is so urgent, and the children can be taught."
Fang Tang scolded with a smile:
"Don't do this, I'm not a good student."
Because he didn't have a decent table, Tang Shan had to set up the chessboard on the bed, and sat cross-legged on the bed with Fang Tang alone.
Then Tangshan began to start with the most basic footwork, which is nothing more than "elephant walking field", "horse walking day", "car walking straight gun rack"; "Elephants" can't cross the river, and "shi" can't go out of the Nine Palaces. "Soldiers" and "pawns" never look back.
Fang Tang put his hands on his cheeks and listened very fascinated. Tang Shan looked at her face full of crimson, and a strand of long hair poured down from her sideburns, covering several chess pieces on the chessboard, and he spoke a little ape-like.
I finally finished the lecture and set up a position to practice. In the first plate, Tang Shan intended to tease her, and he didn't checkmate, but only ate the seeds on his plate, showing off vividly:
"Remember, it's called shaving your head. It is the most tragic kind of failure. ”
Fang Tang was furious:
"The first set made me experience the worst defeat, and you can't let me go a little?"
Tang Shan looked at her angry eyebrows and blushing face, his heart was itching, and he smiled:
"The chessboard is the battlefield, how can you let it go into battle?"
Fang Tang said with a sad face:
"And how can I win you?"
Tang Shan smiled:
"At your current level, you can't beat me. Unless....... ”
Fang Tang asked urgently:
"Unless what?"
Tang Shan smiled evilly:
"Unless you use beauty tricks."
Fang Tang didn't react for a while, and asked stupidly:
"Can you still use beauty tricks to play chess? Which of these is considered a beauty? How do I use it? ”
Tang Shan put his head over the chessboard and said with a salivating smile:
"What about the beauty plan, it's very simple, if you kiss me, I will show mercy. A few more kisses, and you're a sure win. ”
Fang Tang Fan punched Tang Shan's forehead and scolded:
"Rascal, I knew you were holding back. Do it all over again, and you'll see how I clean you up. ”
So the pendulum started again. Just a few steps, Fang Tang flew across the river and ate Tangshan's "Pantou Horse".
This time it was Tangshan's turn to be furious:
"Didn't I just teach you? Elephants cannot cross the river. ”
Fang Tang said proudly:
"Can I fly over this elephant with wings? And you didn't say how deep the river is, if it's a small river, like this tall, why can't you walk through it easily? Can you pass, the elephant tramples on your pony, is there a problem? ”
Tang Shan laughed and laughed, and couldn't refute it for a while, so he had to say:
"Okay, just let you do it, you can't win."
The two continued to walk. After walking three steps, Fang Tang walked in a straight line with his horse again and ate Tangshan's cannon. Tang Shan was furious again:
"What's the matter with you? How can a horse walk in a straight line? ”
Fang Tang is confident:
"Have you ever seen a horse walk without walking in a straight line? Do you have to turn around and walk, is it blind? ”
Tang Shan is not confident enough:
"But that's the rule."
Fang Tang laughed:
"Are you a fool, or a fool?"
Tang Shan was stunned for a moment, shook his head and said:
"Neither. I've always been smart. ”
Fang Tang couldn't help but laugh and said:
"That's right. A smart man who never tells a girl about the rules. ”
Tang Shan said with a sad face:
"I can't play this chess."
Fang Tang gloated:
"If you can't make it, throw in the towel, master."
Of course, Tang Shan didn't admit defeat, muttered "wait and see" in his mouth, and stretched out his hand to get a shot. Two steps later, Tang Shan also concocted the same method, and used the horse to walk in a straight line and ate Fangtang's "car". Fang Tang snatched the "car" from Tang Shan's hand and said angrily:
"Horse walks, you can't walk in a straight line to eat me."
Tang Shan is not convinced:
"Why can you eat me like this, and I can't?"
Fang Tang is justified again:
"Because there are rules for playing chess. Girls can ignore the rules, but men don't talk about the rules and don't keep their promises, what kind of man is it? ”
Tang Shan was completely speechless, thinking that it would be better to admit defeat, otherwise it would be too ugly for her to shave his head. Just about to push the plate to admit defeat, the mobile phone rang, picked it up and took a look, Chen Yusheng's phone.
Tang Shan didn't want to press the answer button, and said with a smile:
"Grandma Killer, what are you looking for me?"
Chen Yusheng's tone was a little anxious:
"No more nonsense. My mom got sick and was hospitalized. She wants to see you. Hurry to the hospital. ”