Fang Lian really didn't know Tang Shan.

Before Tang Shan followed Fang Tang into the door, he was still a little nervous. Because he was recalling all the way, the night when Lian drove him out two years ago, he said:

"Believe it or not, I'll sit on you with my ass?"

As a result, Fang Lian's huge image of a ball of meat lingered in front of Tang Shan's eyes, and it became more and more full and clear. It is indeed not a lie for her to really jump from a height and sit down to death an adult man.

Tang Shan thought of this, and wanted to retreat several times along the way, but as soon as he saw the slender figure and sweet smile of Fang Tang next to him, and smelled the faint body fragrance floating around, he felt that even if there was a fire pit in front of him, it was worth jumping into.

Tang Shan sighed in his heart, why did God shape the two mothers and daughters so differently?

Why do you want to get close to admire Fang Tang's graceful figure, you have to endure Fang Lian's meat ball often rolling around in front of you at the same time; If you want to listen to Fang Tang's smiling Yingsheng Yan language, you have to accept Fang Lian's spitting Cantonese foul language at the same time?

In the end, the place where Fang Tang's girl's body fragrance is infiltrated must be accompanied by Fang Lian's sweat smell and fox odor. Why is the world so impure? Something beautiful has to be mixed with a lot of impurities?

Tang Shan scolded in his heart:

"Damn, isn't God playing tricks on me?"

Fortunately, Fang Lian, like Fang Tang said, was really a little face blind and didn't remember him at all. When she entered the door, Fang Lian was playing mahjong in the living room, her eyes only stayed on Tang Shan's face for three seconds, and then she turned her head and asked her daughter Fang Tang:

"Where did this street come from? How does it look like a fugitive? We don't take in criminals here. ”

Fang Tang was very dissatisfied with his mother's rudeness, and casually lied:

"Mom, look at what you say. He had just graduated from school, and he was reading a rental advertisement at the entrance of the alley just now, and I thought that the upstairs room had not been rented out, so I brought him in. ”

Fang Lian lowered her head and played a card, which was touched by a man on the opposite side, so she ignored Tang Shan and Fang Tang for the time being, but pointed to the nose of the person opposite and scolded:

"I'll push your lungs, touch so much, and kill you. Hurry up and play your cards, don't let them go. ”

The lewd man on the opposite side smiled:

"Whether I fire the cannon or not, it's up to me to make my own decisions, which turn can you speak?"

Fang Lian immediately replied:

"Just blow it. Are you the Master? Do you still put it so fast every time? ”

The other men all burst into laughter, and a lewd man at the other table interjected in a rough voice:

"How do you know they're fast? Could it be that you have tried it? ”

Fang Lian drew another card, and then scolded back:

"you, haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run? How long can he last with his bear-like appearance? ”

Fang Tang saw that the more these gamblers talked, the more they spoke, the more unpleasant they became, so he pulled the corner of Tang Shan's clothes and prepared to walk towards the room upstairs. Unexpectedly, Fang Lian threw out the cards in her hand, did not turn her head, and ordered in her mouth:

"Wait, pay the rent here first. 1,000 yuan a month, water and electricity bills are at your own expense, pay rent before the 8th of each month, and get out of the box after the deadline. ”

Tang Shan immediately retorted:

"Hey, isn't it eight hundred dollars a month? Why did it rise so much? ”

As soon as the words came out, he knew that he had lost his words. People didn't remember you, but before you looked at your room, you knew that it was 800 before, and now 1,000, don't you tell people that you are the little rascal who evaded rent two years ago?

Tang Shan couldn't wait to slap his two mouths. Fortunately, Fang Lian focused on the mahjong tiles in front of her, and didn't seem to care much about the logical relationship in Tang Shan's words, but she was very unhappy with Tang Shan's bargaining, and after touching a card, she scolded in her mouth:

"You are a servant street, the pork and cabbage in the market are rising every day, and the rent is not rising, let me drink the northwest wind?"

Tang Shan no longer talks much. Although no one was willing to rent the dilapidated house for 800 yuan because it was too expensive, he knew that as soon as the square-faced woman came out, there was no room for bargaining, and he talked too much, which not only attracted more foul words, but also exposed his previous details.

So he took out ten hundred-dollar bills from his backpack, put them in the corner of the table, and turned to go upstairs.

Fang Tang was fast, and immediately grabbed a thousand pieces from the corner of the table, and explained while retreating:

"Mom, 1,000 yuan is my pocket money for these two months."

Fang Lian also reached out to grab the money, but she caught a void, and couldn't help but be angry, it happened that the card was Hu by the lewd man opposite, so she pushed the card in front of her angrily, stood up and was about to go to the broom, and scolded in her mouth:

"You're a decrepit girl, like a leech, sucking my blood."

The players on the left and right sides grabbed Fang Lian's two huge arms at the same time, pressed them back to their seats, and persuaded:

"My daughter is older, so it's not too much to give some pocket money. Besides, she is beautiful, so she has to buy a few beautiful clothes, as well as cosmetics. You just don't scold, play cards and play cards. ”

Fang Lian still hated and spoke:

"I owe them both father and daughter in my last life."

Fang Tang ran up the stairs, stuck out his tongue towards Tang Shan, and laughed silently. Walking to the second floor, Fang Tang took out two of the 1,000 yuan just now and returned them to Tang Shan, and said with a smile:

"Don't say I don't take care of you. The rent is still eight hundred. ”

Tang Shan was embarrassed to take it, and said with a smile:

"Say a thousand is a thousand. I'm just arguing with your mom downstairs, but I'm not short of two hundred dollars right now. ”

Fang Tang punched him and said with a smile:

"Who says you're short of two hundred? It is conditional that I pay you back two hundred dollars. ”

Tang Shan was no longer polite, and smiled when he took the money:

"Since there are conditions, I deserve it. Tell me, isn't it that some ex-boyfriend bullied you and asked me to beat him up? ”

Fang Tang took a sip of him and said with a smile:

"Don't talk nonsense. Why do you think so violently about everything? ”

Tang Shan took the key to open the door, and said with a saliva smile:

"Not hitting your ex-boyfriend? What's that condition? You won't let me help you make your bed and fold the quilt every day, will you? Then I can't ask for it, and I'm willing to do it without paying. ”

The two entered the house, and as soon as Fang Tang heard this, he couldn't help but punch Tang Shan's waist again.

At this time, as soon as the door was closed, the sound of mahjong was isolated, and the room was quiet, and the punch was a little ambiguous. Tang Shan's heart fluttered, and a warm current, from the point where Fang Tang's fist was forced, instantly filled his whole body.

Fang Tang blushed and scolded with a smile:

"The more you talk about it, the more indecent it becomes. No matter how bad you are, I don't bother to pay attention to you. ”

It sounds like angry talk, but in fact, combined with the environment and mood, it is more like flirting. Tang Shan's heart fluttered again, and his face was a little feverish.

He usually speaks slippery, but it is just a language habit and tone that he has developed after killing pigs outside for a long time, but in fact, his face is not thick or dark, and he is still a sincere person.

When he really blurs the line between men and women with a beautiful girl, he doesn't know what to say.

If Tang Shan dared to grab the other party's hand at this time, or put the other party's waist around, and then kiss him directly, according to Fang Tang's mentality, it was likely that he would just do it, at least there would be no too violent resistance.

However, Tangshan really lacked practical experience. If you don't touch your hands or your waist, you don't dare to move your mouth. He put down the bag on his back, leaned stupidly on the edge of the table, and laughed twice:

"Then what are the conditions you want to talk about?"

At the critical moment, he spoke seriously again. Such a serious attitude destroys the atmosphere. Fang Tang breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and while secretly laughing, he also felt a little regretful that he had dropped something.

She was looking forward to something, but she couldn't tell what she was expecting.

Fang Tang returned to normalcy and said with a smile:

"The condition is that the rent will be 800 every month in the future, but you can't give it to my mother, you have to hand it over to me as pocket money."

Tang Shan smiled and said:

"I'm fine. But what if your mother chases me for rent? ”

Fang Tang scolded with a smile:

"Am I so unrighteous? Took your money and hid it from my mother? Don't worry, not only will I tell my mom that I have collected your rent every month, but I will also tell her that you have paid 1,000 yuan. Are you satisfied? ”

Tang Shan salivated and smiled:

"If I really don't have any money, you won't kick me out like your mother, right?"

Fang Tang snorted and said with a smile:

"If you don't have any money, you have to make it up, and you can make up as much as you can. Anyway, I can't miss my pocket money. As for my mother's side, it's up to me to deal with it. You see, how much do I have to pay to earn your pocket money? If you don't get it, you often have to be chased and beaten by my mother with a broom. So, if you dare to owe more than three months, I will take the contents of your house and sell them. If you can't sell it for money, you have to breathe a sigh. ”

Tang Shan's heart was moved. What are the restrictions? It was Fang Tang who placed him under her own protection to save him from being harassed by his mother, Fang Face. Even if you don't have money, you won't be kicked out by the square-faced woman.

Tang Shan thought again that Fang Tang should not lack this little pocket money, she casually collected table fees at the mahjong table, and she could mix hundreds of yuan a month. The so-called pocket money is obviously an excuse to make Tang Shan feel at ease.

At the end of Fang Tang's words, saying that he would sell his belongings if he was in arrears for more than three months, it was obviously just a joke, and even if Tang Shan was stupid, he could hear that this joke gave him enough reason not to pay rent.

Tang Shan said half-jokingly and half-seriously:

"It's okay for you to peek at the contents of my bag once in a while, but you can't just take them and sell them. There's a chess cheatbook inside, and there's a piece of paper with a fantasy endgame of moves. It's something unique in the world. ”

He was referring to the "Eighteen Changes of Jinpeng" dug out of the soil, as well as the "Jade Silk Golden Ding" and "Seeing the Captives on a Single Horse" left by the old man and their movements. To say that the world is unique is not an understatement.

Fang Tang thought he was joking again, kicked his bag under the bed, and scolded with a smile:

"You can bluff other mentally handicapped little sisters. Just that broken bag, what other peerless treasures can be inside? The devil believes in you. Without further ado, let's clean the room quickly. No one has lived in it for a long time, and there is dust everywhere. ”

Later, the two began to tidy up the room in ping-pong. Fortunately, Tangshan has been catching pork legs every day for the past two years, and he is used to manual work, and he basically doesn't feel anything about lifting the table and chair.

Fang Tang had a thin body, and after sweeping the ground for a while, he was drenched in sweat. Seeing Tang Shan's heart, he couldn't stop rippling.

At the same time, outside the house on the street.

The red hair, who had been following Tangshan here, was talking impatiently on the phone:

"In my opinion, I should have just pinned that kid to the ground and searched it out. Why make it like a spy movie? ”

The other party was furious:

"Oh my god, you know a fart. The last time I killed an old man, I didn't catch anything; This time, you have to be cautious to make sure nothing goes wrong. Let you do something, why so much nonsense? ”

Red hair complained:

"Brother Liang, it's so boring to stare people on the street. There was an aunt who had been staring at me for a long time, and I couldn't help but ask her why she was looking at me like this, and she said that she had to stare and couldn't let me pee on the side of the street. ”

The other party is even more angry:

"Your sister's, let you stare at someone, but you easily exposed yourself."

Red Hair:

"It's not exposed, but I'm not a CIA agent after all, so it's unprofessional to do this."

The other party pondered for a while, and then ordered:

"Then you can leave first, just remember where the kid lives. I'll find a chance to test him later. ”

Red-haired dissatisfaction:

"Still trying? Isn't it already confirmed? ”

The other party scolded again:

"Your sister, as far as your IQ is concerned, the explanation is superfluous."

So the red fur hung up the phone and left.