Three days later, Biao Ge was lying in a hospital bed, and it took several hours to take stock of his casualties in the battle as follows:

Half of the front teeth were knocked out, and the bridge of the nose was completely broken; dislocated left elbow joint and two rib cracks; The knee of the right leg was crooked, the ankle of the left leg was twisted, and both legs were swollen as thick as a hundred-year-old cypress.

As for other minor injuries, there are countless of them, so I don't want to mention them.

It wasn't until a few years later that Biao Ge realized that his disadvantage was that he did not understand the essence of the local language.

The rough black girl who was portrayed by him as looking like a fairy, the Hokkien dialect "Wuah" that came out of her mouth, translated into Mandarin, was not the word "Wuah" that he thought he understood intelligently, but the meaning of "yes".

In other words, the girl told you on the first day that she had a boyfriend, and it was you who made the man ruthless.

As for the answer "no" that Brother Biao hopes to get, it should be "Mula" in Hokkien language.

If that Huang Lichun girl, her dark face was full of shyness, and she rolled her eyebrows, she threw out a charming eye that made people tremble, and replied: "Wood." ”

Then, Brother Biao doesn't need to work hard to catch up at all, just can't get the first bowl of wonton noodles to eat, and do everything.

Later, whenever Brother Biao thought of his own experience, he always taught the younger brothers around him seriously:

"You have to know that it's important to learn a foreign language well, otherwise you'll suffer."

This pretending to be forced was pulled to Java. Although Hokkien has a very different pronunciation from Mandarin, and has been listed as one of the ten most difficult dialects in China to understand, it is still Chinese after all. No matter how you say it, it has nothing to do with whether you learn a foreign language well.

Brother Biao should have been twenty-three years old when he was beaten for picking up girls. After lying in the hospital bed for three months, exhausting all the savings of the three-year part-time job, he left the sad place of Quanzhou and returned to his hometown Fenglin Town, where he had been absent for three years.

Zhen Biao did not go directly to his hometown in the countryside, but wandered the streets of Fenglin Town for seven days, spent the last coin in his pocket, and then walked to the countryside unkempt with a broken bag on his back.

After walking through the twenty-mile mountain road, when I returned to the door of my home, it was almost dusk.

The wife Li Tieniu, who had been abandoned for three years, saw a ragged man at the door, didn't know him at all, and thought that something had happened and escaped from a beggar.

Although the female version of Li Kui is rough and short-tempered, she seems to be quite merciful to the lower-class working people, and when she turned around, she took out two huge ripe sweet potatoes from the kitchen, stuffed them into the hands of the beggar, and waved her hand:

"Eat, I'm not full and I'm going elsewhere, I don't have anything more."

This is the only time Zhen Biao has seen her show her gentle side since marrying the tigress. He couldn't help but burst into tears, if it weren't for the fact that the other party was really unsightly, he almost rushed up and hugged her.

Zhen Biao stuffed a large sweet potato into his mouth, but he didn't leave, puffed out his cheeks and rushed into the yard, walked to the edge of the pool, threw down the broken bag and another sweet potato, bent down and poured a few handfuls of cold water on his face, looked up at the sky and gasped for a few breaths.

Then he turned to his wife Li Tieniu and smiled shyly, and he was about to blurt out emotional words such as a long absence.

The female version of Li Kui saw that this person ate sweet potatoes, and still went straight to the house, a little caught off guard, and thought that the beggar who came from nowhere actually knew how to eat and color, in addition to eating, she had to plot against her, a woman.

At first, she was in her heart, after all, her side as a woman was basically not recognized, and the men from ten miles and eight towns looked at her as if they saw a piece of pine wood.

There is no greater pain in life than this.

How can you think of a beggar with a discerning eye?

But our female version of Li Kui is different from mortals after all. His face was red, his heart was swaying, and he immediately thought of his own reputation.

This is understandable, in our world, the uglier the woman, the more honorable. You can't let her leave it alone, can you? No matter what Li Tieniu says, he can be regarded as a hero, how can he easily lose himself to a beggar?

She was about to open her mouth to call for help. It's just that the mouth is just open to the maximum, enough to fit two fists, but it is frozen, and the cry for help can't be shouted no matter what.

can't shout, it's not that she has a hard time, suddenly changed her mind, gave up the archway, and wanted to follow the instructions of her body, but because she saw clearly who the other party was at that moment.

Unexpectedly, the beggar in front of him was actually her husband Zhen Biao, who had disappeared for three years.

In other words, the grievances and sorrows of the past three years will inevitably arouse a wave of joy at reunion after a long absence, followed by two lines of resentful tears, and finally love words.

No matter how undealing with the husband and wife, in this situation, they can maintain at least three days of sexual and love harmony, and the husband and wife sing with each other.

But our female version of Li Kui, her performance is really different from ordinary people, three years of grievances and sorrow, churning in my heart, aroused, but anger rises from my heart, and evil is born to the guts.

She didn't say a word, picked up the broom by the door, swept thousands of troops with one move, and attacked Zhen Biao fiercely, scolding incoherently:

"You rotten person who kills a thousand knives, eats guns, and dies a hundred times is not enough to atone for your sins, do you still have the face to come back? Why did you come back? Keep wandering outside. ”

In the past, Zhen Biao was indeed quite jealous of his wife Li Tieniu.

The main reason is that every time he starts a war in the name of justice, he is basically the defeated side, just like China faced the Western powers more than a hundred years ago, and always ended up with a loss of troops and an apology for reparations.

Over time, as soon as he saw the iron pimple at home and became angry, his heart was half empty.

However, the three days of Shibei should be impressive. What's more, this time Zhen Biao has been away from home for three years, has been picking up countless girls outside, and has experienced life and death disasters, and when he faces this rough and stupid black woman again, there is no longer fear in his heart.

Therefore, the other party took the lead in making a move with a broom, and what stirred up in him was also anger from the heart, and evil was born to the side of the guts. Zhen Biao roared out the only Hokkien dialect he learned in Quanzhou:

"I'll stuff your mother."

Before he could finish speaking, he ducked and easily dodged the first blow, and he looked around, but he could not find a weapon of mass destruction, so he had to operate a nearby clothes pole in his hand. It was a bamboo pole, which was not very lethal in a fight, but it was long enough.

Zhen Biao has been away for three years and understands the basic theory of a brawl in the rivers and lakes: one inch is long and one inch is strong, and one inch is short and one inch is dangerous.

The length of the bamboo pole is more than a zhang, which is much stronger than the broom in the hand of the black woman. He used his human way to govern his body, and also swept away thousands of armies with one move, and fought back against the vicious black woman, the momentum was fierce, and the speed was faster, more than ten times higher.

On the one hand, the black woman is too careless, and after three years, she still looks at people from the crack in the door; On the other hand, Zhen Biao is also experienced in the rivers and lakes, and he is too fast.

So, our female version of Li Kui, just after the first round of the fight with Zhen Biao, was firmly hit by a bamboo pole around her waist.

She immediately howled like a pig.

When we say that she howls like killing a pig, it is actually an inappropriate metaphor, and if there was a volume measuring instrument next to it, we would find that the number of decibels of her cry is much higher than the mournful cry of a dying pig.

There were nearly 400 people in 180 households in the village, and everyone's eardrums were shaken by her heart-rending scream. Everyone was in a daze for half a minute, tilting their heads and thinking for a long time, but they didn't understand where the sound came from.

It can be seen that Zhen Biao's blow is indeed a bit heavy. It's simply not merciless.

What's even more excessive is that in the miserable howl of his wife Li Tieniu, Zhen Biao was completely unmoved, adjusted his posture slightly, and launched a more violent second blow.

The long bamboo pole was pressed by Mount Tai and hit it with his head. By any measure, it's a life-threatening rhythm.

Brother Biao has learned a lot of truths this time, one of which is to know that he knows his opponent before he starts fighting, and once he does, he must not give the opponent a chance to fight back.

It just so happens that his black woman is talented, and he knows it in his heart, and he knows it better than the hemorrhoid on his ass.

Zhen Biao knew that in the first round, she just took advantage of the opponent's underestimation of the enemy and got lucky, although the move was strong, she howled earth-shatteringly, but once she came back to her senses, the hope of her survival tonight was probably quite small.

All in all, the reason why our brother Biao is recruiting and killing is actually because he has a last resort, as the so-called "arrow on the string, I have to make my ears".

Sure enough, after the female version of Li Kui howled, she immediately reluctantly silenced herself. And quickly adjust the state, calm down, and respond calmly. She flipped her hands and raised the broom above her head, turning Brother Biao's move Taishan into invisibility.

Then, with another twist of her wrist, the broom attacked the top of the god-killing Zhen Biao with the same fierce and swift killing moves. Of course, Brother Biao was also prepared, attacking with one move and leaving one move to defend.

Therefore, in this second round, the two can be tied.

In the next few rounds, because both of them started a desperate stance, and one was strong and the other was experienced, they actually fought equally.

If the fight continues, it seems to be extremely dangerous, but because neither of them dares to take it lightly, the war has fallen into a state of seesaw.

The two continued to fight, and neither had any intention of stopping. The reality is that whoever stops first is likely to be hit. And the consequences of being hit are all fatal, and no one can afford it. This is called riding a tiger and it is difficult to get down.

The people of the village gradually gathered in the center of the battlefield. More and more, and finally dozens of them.

At first, Li Tieniu's howl made everyone stunned for a while, and they didn't understand what sound could have such a strong penetrating power, but most people felt the source of the sound.

This means that we may not understand how a strong earthquake occurs, but after an earthquake, we can easily find the source of the earthquake.

At the beginning, there were a few people who claimed to be highly respectable and tried to dissuade or even quell the war, shouting with their voices:

"The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, wow, can't you sit down and say something?"

But the two couples who started the war have no time to deal with each other.

I want to get close to tear the two apart, but the danger factor is too high, you must know that the weapons in the hands of the two sides of the battle, although not sharp, are quite long, and if you are not careful, you will hurt the innocent. Therefore, after a long time, no one dared to approach.

So, everyone had to stretch their necks, like a flock of ducks exploring food, watching the excitement on the side.

Looking at it, everyone seemed to see a little way, and they got carried away, so they regarded this as a sports channel, and they were actually interested.

A few young villains involuntarily raised their arms above their heads, and shouted in small and gradual voices:

"Come on, come on."

At first, the cheering was still sparse, and the old people were quite dissatisfied, and the husband and wife were fighting, how could you young villains add fuel to the fire? Unexpectedly, as the battle in the field became more and more intense, the cheering on the periphery also became stronger.

In the end, almost ninety percent of them joined the cheerleading group.

What is even more excessive is that the cheerleaders automatically and spontaneously divide into two factions. All the men support Brother Biao, and all the women support Li Tieniu. People want to use their supporters to vent their family anger.

In addition to cheering, everyone also acts as a coach and provides technical guidance:

"Left, left. Right, right. Dodge the blow overhead. It's so stupid. ”

There are also people who are afraid that their idols will suffer, so they shout in a voice that is more anxious than the person concerned:

"Be careful with your feet, be careful with your feet, the ground is uneven, the ground is uneven."