It was less than six o'clock when Brother Biao entered the door, and when the whole village went out to watch the duel, it was already past seven o'clock. In other words, Brother Biao and Li Tieniu fought for more than an hour, but they still did not know the winner.

For more than an hour, the two of them fought in their own yards, and the onlookers and conductors were all lying on the courtyard wall, and some people climbed onto the roof.

Almost all of the spectators in the back brought stools to pad their feet, and those who did not bring stools moved bricks to build into stands. That kind of mentality, it's like watching an open-air movie in the seventies and eighties.

If there had been aerial photography at that time, taking a picture from directly above, it would have looked more like an ancient Roman gladiatorial arena.

At first, a few respectable old men actually crowded into the courtyard to try to dissuade or quell the fighting, but because the lobbying was ineffective, and seeing that the fighting was too fierce, they were afraid of being injured by mistake, so they all withdrew and lay on the courtyard wall with others.

Among the respected people, there was an old man who had been the village chief for three terms, everyone called him "the old village chief", when he was lying on the courtyard wall, because he was too old, he was not firmly grasped, and he was squeezed by a child who was eager to probe next to him, and then fell off the courtyard wall.

The courtyard wall is not high, and it was not injured when it fell, but it was bad, and there was just a pig at the root of the wall, and the old village chief fell too accurately, and his whole face just fell on the pig.

The poor old village chief stood up again, and his face was not his face, and his nose was not his nose. It also has a foul smell all over his face. Instead of helping him, others burst into laughter.

The old village chief was angry, and while wiping the pig on his face, he scolded:

"his grandmother, according to my old temper, I'm going to take you all and go to the streets."

No one paid any attention to him. After laughing, he turned his head and continued to admire the duel in the courtyard.

At half past seven in the evening, it was completely dark. The villains on the roof got a few bundles of thatch out of nowhere and lit torches.

Despite the torch lighting, the two sides who fought in the courtyard still had a blurred eyesight, and Brother Biao flashed, and the back end of the bamboo pole accidentally pierced a water tank. The courtyard suddenly became a vast ocean.

Seeing this, Li Tieniu felt pain and anger in his heart, and after making a move, he scolded:

"Kill a thousand knives, are you blind? This water tank costs more than a hundred dollars. ”

Zhen Biao dismantled a trick in his hand, and felt that it was a pity to pierce the water tank in his heart, and scolded:

"Stuff your mother, black stinky woman, wasn't the water tank in the corner before?"

Others understood it as soon as they heard it, it turned out that he still kept his previous memories of the furnishings at home, so he accidentally broke the water tank.

Li Tieniu was stunned for a moment, because she didn't expect that her husband would be able to speak so smoothly after the fight.

In Li Tieniu's memory, the previous A Biao, no matter what people said, the answer he got was basically only one word:

"Hmm."

After Li Tieniu was stunned, he stopped talking nonsense, rushed forward, and stabbed the front end of the broom into Brother Biao's lower abdomen. Brother Biao took a step to the side, and when he saw the gap, he was about to attack her towering chest.

Unexpectedly, because the ground is not made of cement, but the loess is tamped, it is soaked in water, and it is immediately slippery and not slippery; Coupled with the bad light, Li Tieniu's feet slipped, and the momentum of the forward rush did not decrease, so he fell and ate.

It's a small thing to fall into a dog and eat, the key is that the broom in her hand smashed to the side, not hitting Brother Biao in the distance, but just hitting a boring chicken.

The chicken was really unlucky, it didn't have time to crow, and as soon as it tilted its head, it died.

The idlers on the wall burst into applause:

"Okay, chicken stew with radish sauce in the evening."

Brother Biao doesn't care what he eats at night. He was out there for the first three years, what didn't he eat? He just wanted to end the war as soon as possible, and to end the war, he had to beat Li Tieniu to the point where he was powerless. Otherwise, it will be endless tonight.

So Brother Biao didn't care about the morality of the rivers and lakes, regardless of the rules of the rivers and lakes of "don't beat the people who fall to the ground", took advantage of Li Tieniu's fall to the ground, raised the bamboo pole above his head, cut it down like Guan Yunchang's big knife, and vowed to chop Li Tieniu in half.

Li Tieniu is indeed not a mortal, he has to take care of his daughter for about three years, and he has to take on all the housework, and he has practiced martial arts at an early age. She actually continued to carp in the muddy water, rolled for two weeks, sat up, and the broom in her hand counterattacked Brother Biao's next plate.

Brother Biao was too careless this time, not only did he not hit Li Tieniu, but he was also hit by a broom on his foot. The two calves hurt into the bone marrow, one stumbled, and fell forward with a dog eating feces and falling into the muddy water.

It was a coincidence. When Brother Biao fell to the ground, the front end of the bamboo pole in his hand just stabbed on the door of the pigpen. The gate itself was not secure, and it immediately collapsed.

And the skinny pig who had been watching the excitement in the pen for a long time, when he saw that the door of the fence had fallen, it was a golden opportunity, and he immediately rushed out. The four hooves took off into the air, crossed Brother Biao's body, and didn't look at the excitement anymore, and ran directly outside.

Li Tieniu saw that the pig had run away, the loss was too great, and he couldn't help but be heartbroken, and he bounced up suddenly, first stabbed Brother Biao's ass as hard as he could, and then screamed in his mouth:

"Stop my pig. Don't let it run. ”

But at this time, the pig was rampant, the momentum was very strong, and the light outside was not good, how could everyone stop it? Instead, it knocked over several of them.

And among the people who knocked over, there was the old village chief.

Speaking of that old buddy, I don't know if I did too many bad things when I was the village chief and suffered retribution. I just fell from the wall and hit my face on the pig, but I haven't wiped it clean yet, and I was hit by the pig and fell on the spot again, and my face was still smashed on the pig.

The old village chief was even more unlucky than the chicken. At least he died with some dignity, but he fell too badly. And it was smashed twice on the same pig. When he got up again, he was furious:

"grandma, what kind of wild boar did you raise?"

Fortunately, it was too dark and chaotic at this time, and no one paid attention to him. Therefore, although his face is not humanoid at the moment, and his body is extremely foul, the tall image he established in the minds of others before does not seem to have lost much.

Besides, Li Tieniu stabbed Brother Biao on the ground with the top of the broom, worried that the pig would run away, so he pulled out his legs and chased him out.

Brother Biao was first hit in the calf, which hurt into the bone marrow, and then fell and ate; In the end, Li Tieniu was stabbed on the buttocks with all his might, and it happened to be stabbed on the tail vertebrae above the *, and tears flew in pain.

At this time, Brother Biao's heart was even more depressed than when he was beaten to the hospital in Quanzhou. He really couldn't bear it, he wandered the rivers and lakes for three years, and when he came back, he was still beaten by the black and ugly wife.

If you don't get your face back today, how can you still have the face to see Jiangdong's father in the future?

Thinking of this, Brother Biao twisted his waist and jumped straight up from the ground, much more flexible than the pig that ran away just now. He picked up the bamboo pole again and chased after him.

The pig ran ahead, Li Tieniu chased the pig, and Brother Biao chased Li Tieniu. As soon as the three-headed guy chased and ran, he moved the center of the battlefield to the village alley.

The pig ran fast and disappeared into the darkness in the blink of an eye. As soon as Li Tieniu saw that the pig was gone, and the husband who killed a thousand knives behind her was still pestering her, she couldn't help but turn the sadness of losing the pig into anger.

Li Tieniu's thick waist twisted, his body had not yet fully turned, but the broom in his hand was like the Zhangba snake spear in Zhang Fei's hand in the Three Kingdoms era, killing a perfect return pistol.

Brother Biao didn't expect his ugly wife's martial arts to improve so much, he was caught off guard, and he was hit by another blow in the waist.

But he behaved like a professional athlete at this time, endured the pain, only snorted in his throat, then raised the long bamboo pole, exerted his strength to eat, and issued the best trick "Mount Tai pressing".

Unexpectedly, the bamboo pole was too long, and Brother Biao's hands were raised too high, and the end of the pole picked off several tiles of the eaves of people's houses, not smashing Brother Biao himself, nor hitting Li Tieniu in front, but smashing a few onlookers who were too close to him to the point of bleeding.

The crowd erupted in a howl of ghosts and wolves.

By the way, among the unlucky ghosts who were hit by the tiles falling from the sky, there was also the old village chief. This man's luck is really hard to describe in words. It's just three things, the husband and wife fight, and he fell in love with him three times. What else is there to say?

It can only be said that he didn't go to buy lottery tickets, which is really against heaven.

The old village chief covered the wound on the top of his head at this time, and the blood was squeezed out from between his fingers.

"your grandma, husband and wife fighting, why do you use such a long pole? Isn't it harmful? ”

The bystanders burst into laughter.

In fact, when analyzed, the old village chief was unlucky three times, and his own responsibility was greater. You said that other husbands and wives fight, and you are in your sixties, and you also learn from young people to lie on the courtyard wall and accidentally fall on pig, are you wronged? Not wronged.

The second time, you didn't lie on the courtyard wall, but you squeezed to the gate of the house, trying to enter the door to disguise your virtue and dignity, quell the war, and you were hit by a pig again, and fell on pig for the second time, this time you should go home and wash and sleep, right?

But you are covered with pig all over your face, and you are still standing on the cusp of watching the excitement, and the tiles are falling from the sky, who will you smash if you don't smash them?

After the old village chief finished scolding, and the crowd laughed, no one paid any attention to him. He finally realized that this kind of excitement is not something he can make up blindly, and his former reputation is like the flowing water of the Yangtze River, which is gone forever.

So, the old village chief covered his head and face with pig, mixed with his own blood, and with a terrible stench, he turned around and went home.

As soon as the old village chief left, a short and fat man ran out of the crowd, walked to the place where the tiles fell from the sky just now, looked up, looked down again, and finally looked angry and sad, and yelled at Brother Biao and Li Tieniu:

"Why are you fighting to reveal the roof tiles of my house? Is there a heavenly principle? ”

It turned out to be the owner of the house. This is also a second goods with unclear brains, couples fight, what kind of heavenly principles are you talking about?

Others ignored him. The warring sides ignored him. Brother Biao and Li Tieniu went back and forth, and they were entangled together.

This time, both of them were steady, and they were more careful in their moves, so the war entered another state of seesaw. The onlookers were also interested, moving stools and stools, and backing bricks, all standing on a high place.

The alley once again became an ancient Roman gladiatorial arena.

Moreover, they once again gave full play to the advantage of "bystander clearing" and commanded in the air:

"Hold your hands in the middle of the bamboo pole a little, stupid, so that you can go left and right, up and down."

This is a supporter of Brother Biao.

Li Tieniu's fans were not to be outdone, and immediately provided her with technical support:

"Iron Bull, remove the broom head, won't there only a stick left in your hand?"

The two of them received technical guidance at the same time, and the game was more exciting, almost pleasing to the eye, and at the same time dragged the war into a more dangerous situation. If one is not careful, it will either be dead or injured.

If we continue to fight like this, it will be difficult to judge the outcome of tonight, and if we don't get it right, it will be a lose-lose result.

The two fought for a long time, and there were no accidents, but the formation behind the audience suddenly became chaotic.

I saw an angry bull rushing out of the gate of the array.