Cows are not someone else's. Its owner is Brother Biao. Seven years ago, Ah Biao picked up ten loads of rice and exchanged it for such a cow from a neighboring village.

For several years after that, Ah Biao was accompanied by the cow every morning and evening, and all the things that people didn't dare to say in front of them were said to the cow. Including the buttocks and waists of the women he saw in the town, they were all described to the cow in great detail.

The good thing about talking to a cow is that it will never give away your secrets. No matter what you say, its reaction is to shake its head and continue to eat grass, and the words will rot like grass in its belly, and no second cow or second person will know.

After Brother Biao ran away from home, its owner became Li Tieniu. In the past three years, one person and one cow have depended on each other. Li Tieniu led it to graze in the morning and evening, and tied his infant daughter Zhen Ying on his back.

Li Tieniu had anything to say, and he said it all to Niu. Including her swearing and missing Brother Biao.

This time the two owners of the cow reunited, and they fought without saying three words, and the cow could see clearly in the pen, but he couldn't speak, so he couldn't persuade him.

But throughout the war, the oxen were on the move; Later, the pigpen door collapsed, and the lean pig, who had been despised by the cattle for many years, escaped, and the cattle became even more restless.

Later, the center of the war between the two masters moved to the village alley, and the ox finally couldn't help it, opened the gate with two horns, and rushed out.

After all, the cow is more family-oriented than the pig, and when it escapes, it does not disappear into the darkness like a pig, but runs according to the place where the crowd gathers.

Its mind, similar to that of the respected old man in the village, tried to quell the infighting between the two masters.

It is said that Niu will watch the lively crowd rush through a huge opening, and finally stand between Brother Biao and Li Tieniu.

The two duelists have not practiced the internal kung fu of fighting cattle across the mountain, and it is even more impossible to make moves across the cow. As a result, what the respected elders of the village, including the old village chief with a face covered in pig, did not do, was easily completed by a cow.

The fierce and dangerous tug-of-war just now immediately entered a state of pause.

Li Tieniu put away his stick, pointed to the cow's head, and asked with a crying voice:

"Wrongdoer, why did you run out? Don't think things are messy enough? ”

The bull wagged his tail, shook his head, and let out a "moo" roar. No one could understand what it was trying to say.

Brother Biao was angry because the cow hindered him from taking revenge, and he knocked a bamboo pole on the cow's back fiercely, and shouted:

"Stupid, go away. What's going on with you here? ”

The ox was in pain, and with all four hooves on the ground, it rose into the air and rushed towards the crowd on the other side. The crowd was like linen with scissors, and immediately tore a long and wide opening.

The cow who wanted to persuade him, in pain and grief, also learned from the pig's style and ran away into the darkness.

When Li Tieniu saw the bull fleeing, he was shocked and angry, pointing at Brother Biao and scolding:

"Bastard, even a cow beats, are you still human?"

Then he cried again:

"Do you know how much work this cow has done for me?"

Objectively speaking, although the cow was bought back by Brother Biao, and he has been with it for a longer time, Brother Biao's feelings for it are far less deep than Li Tieniu's feelings for it.

The reason is that Niu is Biao's partner when he is bored; But it was Li Tieniu's best friend when he was frustrated. There is a fundamental difference between the two kinds of affection.

Just like people make friends with others, friends when they are bored are easy to forget, and best friends when they are frustrated can be remembered for a lifetime.

In addition, in the three years since Brother Biao left, all the heavy work in the family was basically completed by this sturdy bull, such as plowing the fields, pulling dung, and even dragging a cart to the town to buy daily necessities.

Therefore, if this bull suddenly becomes a man, Li Tieniu will definitely promise to remarry it.

It is said that Li Tieniu cried that the bull was of great significance to the family, and chased in the direction where the bull fled with his legs.

Brother Biao didn't pay attention to so much, and when he saw that Li Tieniu was about to escape, he made a move with a long bamboo pole to "sweep away thousands of troops" and attack the opponent's legs. Trying to take advantage of the distraction of others to completely destroy it. He also scolded arrogantly:

"Stuff your mother, still want to run?"

Among the audience, those female fans of Li Tieniu, seeing that Brother Biao disregarded the morality of the rivers and lakes so much, and even more disregarded the love of husband and wife, they criticized one after another:

"Shameless, take advantage of people's danger and sneak attack from behind."

However, fans are also worried.

One is because Li Tieniu ran too fast, and the other is that Brother Biao's moves are not skilled enough, and the "horizontal recruitment of thousands of troops" actually failed; The key is that because I didn't grasp the accuracy in the dark, let alone control the strength, the long bamboo pole finally slammed into the corner of the house.

With a "click", the bamboo pole was cut in two.

In fact, Li Tieniu has the intention of ending the war. Because this battle was fought, a chicken died, a pig ran away, and if the cow was lost again, then the loss of this war would be a little too great.

Therefore, she wanted to leave Brother Biao and recover the bull.

Unexpectedly, Brother Biao was so unsympathetic, not to mention the sneak attack from behind, and he didn't leave any stamina at all, hit the corner of the house, and even broke the bamboo pole, if he hit his legs, would it be worth it?

If she can't figure it out, she will have to spend the rest of her life in a wheelchair.

Even the bystanders shouted one after another, and the person involved, Li Tieniu, was even more angry from his heart, and evil was born to the side of his heart. Immediately turned around, didn't even want the cow, picked up the broom stick, and hit Brother Biao with his head. scolded in his mouth:

"Bastard, I'll fight with you."

Always forgot to introduce. The broom in Li Tieniu's hand is not an ordinary broom.

In rural areas, the broom used to sweep the floor in the house is generally relatively short, no more than one meter; Li Tieniu used the broom as a weapon, but it was used to sweep the yard or lane, and in order not to bend down, this tool was usually designed to be relatively long.

To what extent? Two meters away. Basically, on the head of the broom, a long wooden stick or a long bamboo pole of more than two meters is set.

Now you know, Li Tieniu accepted the advice of the coaches next to him to remove the broom head, and what was left in his hand was actually a wooden stick more than two meters long.

At this time, Brother Biao's bamboo pole was folded into two, and what remained in his hand was about the same height as himself, less than 1.7 meters.

The superiority and disadvantage of weapons have been reversed.

Li Tieniu used all his strength to smash the wooden stick down in the air, how could Brother Biao resist the enemy? When his life was at stake, Brother Biao's reaction was not slow, and he immediately turned around and fled.

It ran faster than the pigs that ran away at first, and also outperformed the cattle that escaped later.

Therefore, Li Tieniu's most rigid and fierce move also failed. The difference was that she had a good grasp of strength and accuracy, and did not hit the corners or the ground, so the weapon was intact.

Brother Biao ran in front, and Li Tieniu chased behind. First of all, the onlookers were in chaos again, shouting and shouting, some people touched other people's foreheads, and some people stepped on other people's feet.

There are also people who declare personal vendettas, such as the wife who was slept with by a powerful person, and has never dared to speak out, this time taking advantage of the darkness and chaos, he kicked the adulterer's crotch fiercely. So, in addition to the shouting, there were many more scolding and crying.

Despite this, everyone's enthusiasm for watching the excitement is still undiminished, adjusting the pace, following the two protagonists together, running out of the village and running all the way to the ridge. In this way, the center of the battlefield was moved from the village alley to the rice fields outside the village.

Many also behave like trained soldiers, running while grabbing handfuls of straw or thatch on the side of the road to light a fire.

It is said that because Brother Biao ran in the front, the supporters of the torches behind did not have time to run, and it was dark in front of him, and one accidentally stepped into the ditch with his right foot, and fell into a dog eating.

This fall was relatively heavy, and his whole face was smashed into the muddy water, and the half of the bamboo pole he was holding in his hand did not know where it had rolled.

Li Tieniu, who was in the back, was overjoyed when he saw Brother Biao wrestling, and knocked it down with a stick on the head. Looking at the mighty and incomparable appearance, Brother Biao underground immediately wanted to be dead on the spot.

Fortunately, Li Tieniu couldn't see accurately in the dark, and the stick was flattened, not hitting the head, but only hitting Brother Biao's left shoulder.

Brother Biao screamed twice in pain. The cry sounded terrible in the night.

After screaming in pain, Brother Biao quickly turned around and grabbed the end of the stick. So the two stood and lay down, wrestling on the dark ridge.

It's like the legendary two martial arts masters comparing internal strength, whoever lets go first will die.

After comparing the internal forces for a while, the audience followed one after another, and all of them lit up the straw and thatch that they grabbed on the road, and for a while, within half a mile, the light was like day.

After all, Brother Biao broke through the rivers and lakes and had more experience in fighting on the ground, and at this time, in the bright light, every part of the opponent Li Tieniu could be seen clearly, so he made a dangerous move to retreat.

He let go suddenly, and took advantage of Li Tieniu's stumbling opportunity to kick someone in the lower abdomen again. Li Tieniurao is talented, but he is also unsteady on his feet, and he fell in the rice field with his back to the sky.

Brother Biao didn't get up, took advantage of the situation to roll, and automatically and spontaneously rolled from the ridge into the field, trying to ride on Li Tieniu's body.

But Li Tieniu seemed to have calculated his actions, and immediately threw away the wooden stick and rolled three times in a row to the center of the rice. Kankan escaped Brother Biao's ride.

Of course, Brother Biao didn't want to let go of his opponent, and he also rolled in the rice field.

In this way, the two of them rolled one after the other, like a rolling rake used to crush straw roots in the double robbery season, all the way to the middle of the paddy field.

In May, not long after the early rice seedlings were planted, they were suddenly ravaged by two human rakes, and the poor half an acre of freshly viable rice sprouts became fertilizer for the soil.

The audience on the shore still did not forget to cheer for their respective idols at this moment. All of them clenched their hands into fists, raised them above their shoulders, and shouted in unison:

"Get up, get up. Stand up. ”

In the interval between these shouts, the owner of the rice field raised his head to the sky and cried:

"The seedlings in my place have no enmity with you, can you go ashore to fight?"

The two protagonists, of course, do not go ashore. But with the encouragement of the fans, it was really difficult to get up.

Brother Biao and Li Tieniu were covered with mud, about a meter apart, like two stone statues, and the people on the shore couldn't tell who was who, so they couldn't provide technical guidance on dueling.

But soon, the people on the shore will be able to tell who is who. Because one of the clay figures hit another "Black Tiger Heart", at this time the night was like day, and everyone saw clearly that this move was not the heart.

This trick is obviously an egg.

The spectators on the shore, no matter how unintelligent, have basic reasoning skills. The two sides of the duel are a man and a woman, and the woman has no eggs, Brother Biao won't be stupid enough to use such an ineffective trick, right?

Therefore, things are clear at a glance, and the attacker is Li Tieniu; The other can only be Brother Biao. Therefore, the female compatriots on the shore immediately burst into cheers:

"Good. Crush him a bastard. ”

All the male compatriots were furious:

"Damn, fighting with my husband, what are you digging for, digging birds' eggs? Too sinister, right? ”

There was also a villain who scolded in a strange tone:

"If you don't use it yourself, leave it to others, why destroy it?"

I don't know which woman is extremely, and involuntarily answered:

"That's right, it's also a merit to leave it to others."

The men and women burst into laughter.

However, Li Tieniu made a move, and he actually took it out. It stands to reason that in the case of husband and wife, Li Tieniu should know the exact part of Brother Biao's thing, and it is unlikely that one move will fail.

The fundamental reason is that Brother Biao has been away for three years, and his body is much thinner than before. When a person is thin, the crotch is empty; If there is too much space, it will be difficult to reach the target. As a result, Li Tieniu's trick failed, and it became a high probability event.

Brother Biao took advantage of Li Tieniu's move to take advantage of the old frustration, jumped up and knocked him down, grabbed the opponent's neck with his left hand, pressed it into the muddy water, and punched his right hand three times in the opponent's face.

Li Tieniu couldn't struggle anymore. Brother Biao saw that Li Tieniu's breath was weak, and he was a little afraid, so he quickly let go and retreated, scolding while retreating:

"Stuff your mother, now you have finally seen how powerful my brother Biao is, right?"

At this point in the war, the victory and defeat have been divided.