Chapter 101: The Ass Sits Crooked (Ask for Follow-up)

Speaking of which, this Dongfang Shuo's age is not very old, at most about thirty-five or sixteen years old, but the virtue of this bad old man is ......

Well, Yang Chuan admits that he judges people by his appearance.

"This is Mr. Dongfang Shuo, who is currently a diner under my door," Cao Xiang said with a narrow smile, "Don't look at his obscene appearance, he is not a good person at first glance, but when it comes to talent, he is the most famous in my Pingyang Hou Mansion." ”

Yang Chuan said secretly: "Of course it is the most famous, this product will be famous in the next two thousand years, it is a strange worm, I don't know how many people have been deceived......

Yang Chuan arched his hand and said, "I've seen Mr. Dongfang Shuo." ”

"Well, it's really a talent, boys and girls, either rich or expensive, tsk, this business is not a loss." Dongfang Shuo turned his head and looked at Yang Chuan very seriously, and there were words in his mouth, which made Yang Chuan complain for a while.

In the early days of the Han Empire, the study of Huang Laozhi of 'rule by doing nothing' was quite popular, almost 'a hundred flowers bloom, let it go', as long as you don't rebel, even if you cultivate immortals and learn the Tao every day.

Therefore, the literati of this period have a characteristic, that is, they have learned a lot of things, and almost as long as they have a little reputation, not only are they very good at reading books and good at archery, but even those Qimen Dunjia, medical divination, Mai physiognomy and so on, they seem to have been involved, and they will come as soon as they open their mouths.

Zhang Qian, Sima Qian, and Dongfang Shuo are all about the same.

Even, even the old thief of the Great Changmen Cui Jiu, not only the martial arts are unfathomable, but even the knowledge of the Mohists, the Yin and Yang Sects, the Taoists, the Legalists, the Famous Masters and other 'major schools' is also quite studied.

Getting along with such a group of old thieves, why did Yang Chuan feel a little tired......

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"I heard that the Marquis of Pingyang said that Yang Chuan Xiaolangjun is a good head of the family, so Dongfang Shuo came to defect, but don't judge people by their appearance." Dongfang Shuo said straight to the point.

Yang Chuan glanced at Cao Xiang: "This is?" ”

Cao Xiang smiled bitterly: "Mr. Dongfang Shuo...... Well, then I'll be honest. ”

Yang Chuan: "Nonsense, give me something back?" ”

So, Cao Xiang directly singled out some things in front of Dongfang Shuo and said: "Mr. Dongfang Shuo is very talented, his character, temperament and martial arts are impeccable, and Benhou has recommended him to enter the court as an official several times;

However, this guy is arrogant and arrogant, his eyes are above the top, and every time he is in office for only three or five days, he will definitely argue with others, and he even once injured a postal supervisor on the other side of Yangling......"

After listening to Cao Xiang's words, Yang Chuan understood.

The relationship is that this Dongfang Shuo has a very high IQ, but his EQ is low, and he does it against his boss every time?

Glancing at Dongfang Shuo up and down, Yang Chuan felt a little strange in his heart.

According to historical records, this Dongfang Shuo is exquisite, witty and witty, not only can turn the Han Wu Emperor Liu Che around, but also can change the way to advise the emperor not to be extravagant and to be kind to the people.

Such a person, when he reaches middle age, is still a fiery temper?

"Mr. Dongfang Shuo, I, Yang Chuan, am just a small middle prince, and now I have just mixed a Yu Linlang with a rank of three hundred stones, don't hug the wrong thigh." Yang Chuan said with a smile.

"It's okay, if your rotten wood can't be carved, won't I, Dongfang Shuo, take the initiative to resign?"

Dongfang Shuo smiled, turned his head to look at Cao Xiang, and said leisurely: "For example, my first benefactor, Pingyang Hou, is a good person, but he has a big family, and there is no possibility of going further.

I heard that you Yang Chuan started from scratch and bought this huge piece of industry, so Dongfang Shuo begged Pingyang Hou to be a matchmaker, and simply marry me to your Yang family. ”

Yang Chuan silently moved to the side: "I'm not good at that mouthful." ”

Dongfang Shuo and Cao Xiang laughed.

Sister Leopard hadn't eaten barbecue for a while, and she was a little annoyed, seeing that these three people didn't know how to barbecue on skewers, she couldn't help but gouge over with one paw, and rolled Cao Xiang out three or four steps.

"Look at you, what you're used to your sister for!"

Cao Xiang got up from the ground, scolded Yang Chuan with a smile, and smiled at Sister Leopard as if flattering: "Sister Leopard, I'll roast a few skewers of venison for you, and then get a few bowls of deer blood when you go back, and if you have enough spirits, you will go to get Yang Chuan at night." ”

Sister Leopard took a big mouth, yawned, and lay on the ground softly, ignoring Cao Xiang's words.

Yang Chuan saw Sister Leopard rubbing her head on Dongfang Shuo's calf, she didn't dislike it at all, she was quite surprised in her heart, and couldn't help asking: "Mr. Dongfang Shuo, why does your relationship with Sister Leopard look so close?" Did you feed it something good? ”

Dongfang Shuo stretched out his hand to stroke Sister Leopard's soft hair, and said indifferently: "What's so strange about this? I came from a poor family, I was born less than a full moon, my parents died, and a tigress took me and fed me with her own milk for three years;

I Dongfang Shuo grew up in the mountains, forests and swamps, and before the age of eighteen, the only people who accompanied me every day were tigers, leopards, jackals, pheasants, and rabbit ears; Therefore all the wild beasts are willing to be close to me, just as I am one of them. ”

Cao Xiang's eyes were full of admiration when he heard this.

Yang Chuan was a little skeptical.

This Dongfang Shuo, maybe he is really a weird man who grew up in the mountains, of course, there is a possibility, that is, this guy is pure nonsense, talking about his origin, and so on, if he has a layer of gold dust on his face.

According to the history books, this guy often did this kind of thing.

Well, this is also one of the traditions of the Han Empire, just like the ancestor of the Zhou people, Jiang, stepped on the toes of a giant in a certain grove, and the heavens and men sensed that they were pregnant without a man; Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, killed the white snake in his dream and called himself the 'son of the Red Emperor'......

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Since then, Dongfang Shuo has lived in the Zhuangzi of Yangchuan, every day like a rich man, wearing a green shirt, carrying his hands, turning around the field, taking a look, from time to time with his own hands, the fence that was cut by wild dogs is rebuilt, almost half of the owner of Yangfu.

Yang Chuan ignored this.

He could clearly feel that this Dongfang Shuo was the first truly good person he had ever seen in this Han Empire, and this could be known without listening to his words, just by observing his deeds.

Dongfang Shuo was very sympathetic to those servants who worked hard in the fields, and often looked at those people and sighed, and more than once admonished Yang Chuan to 'treat those servants well'.

Yang Chuan finally knew why Dongfang Shuo was so embarrassed when he was full of knowledge.

In the final analysis, it is because of his "crooked ass": the current Han Empire is actually a table of dishes for the emperor and the magnates, but he has pity for the people.

A guy like him with a strong 'people's nature' is definitely an 'alternative' in the current Han Empire, so Dongfang Shuo is not suppressed and excluded, which is called a special girl's "weird"!

Therefore, Yang Chuan likes this Dongfang Shuo.

"Yang Chuan, why are you kind to one part of the servants and mean to the other?"

On this day, Yang Chuan was having dinner with Cao Xiang and Sister Leopard, and Dongfang Shuo came to him.

He looked angry: "Even if they are all reduced to servants, they are all human after all?" What is a person? If a man knows how to have mercy and has the idea of etiquette and shame, how can he make his fellow human beings become beasts? ”

Cao Xiang smiled bitterly and shook his head.

Yang Chuan was very surprised, and arched his hand: "Mr. Dongfang taught me that I don't want to do this, so I have no choice but to ......."

At this moment, Zhang Tang entered the door with a gloomy face and sneered: "Why, this Mr. Dongfang Shuo hasn't eaten enough of the prison food in the Tingwei Mansion, and he is demagogic again?" ”