"It turned out to be the servant Shi Zhang Tang," Dongfang Shuo turned around and said with a smile: "I, Dongfang Shuo, this is a bad year, how can I meet a mad dog with a serious expression wherever I go?" ”

Yang Chuan: "......"

It is worthy of Dongfang Shuo, this scolding does not contain dirty words, just one sentence of 'mad dog with a serious expression', and Zhang Tang's body is completely scolded, it is like a crane top red on his lips.

It seems that history books are all lies, huh?

Or, the Dongfang Shuo in front of him is not the witty, funny and ridiculous "Rigoletto Dongfang Shuo" in the legend?

Just this guy's upright temper, no power, no foundational background, and a partial mouth is sarcastic, and he has not been killed in the fierce Han Empire, which can be regarded as a miracle.

Zhang Tang was really angry.

However, this product is also a character, even if he is sarcastic, except that his face has become slightly pale, and the two nasolabial folds are about to crack, after all, he just asked indifferently: "I heard that you abandoned Pingyang Hou and took refuge in Yulin Lang Yang Chuan?" ”

Dongfang Shuo laughed: "What do you mean by taking refuge?" Listen, you're cheesy or not!

A certain family heard that Yang Chuan's son planted a plane tree at home, and his heart was happy, and he couldn't help but want to come over to rest for a while.

Only a villain like you, Zhang Tang, will think about taking refuge in others all day long, what can you do? You also serve the imperial history, you seem to be loyal and righteous, but in fact it is just a façade.

Some people say that you Zhang Tang is not greedy for wealth and nobility, does not cling to the powerful, and has a clean breeze on your sleeves, which is a rare Qing official in my Han Dynasty; But in my Dongfang Shuo's opinion, you are selling fame, but what you are greedy for is fame.

Let's talk about it, which is more shameless, the greedy for wealth or the greedy for fame?

In addition, you have a thin face, thin lips, nasolabial folds, and a cool official who died early, Hugh said that I Dongfang Shuo looks down on you, do you think the emperor can look down on you like this?

Hehe, you, you're just a lackey under the emperor's door, and when the rabbit dies, even if your two nasolabial folds are an inch or two deeper, they are just the color of being cooked and eaten meat! ”

Dongfang Shuo scolded happily, a huge head swayed from side to side, and on his funny and laughing face, a touch of righteousness appeared rarely, and he continued to scold: "Zhang Tang, Zhang Tang, your life is not good, it's not that God doesn't favor you enough, but that you cherish your reputation more than you cherish your own pity."

But don't worry, judging from your countenance, your heirs are blessed and prosperous, so when necessary, you old thief should wipe your neck as soon as possible, lest your bad luck be contaminated with your heirs. ”

Dongfang Shuo reprimanded Zhang Tang unscrupulously, and Cao Xiang looked indifferent, and continued to eat and drink, as if these things had nothing to do with him, the Marquis of Pingyang.

The more Yang Chuan listened, the more frightened he felt.

This Dongfang Shuo, has his mouth been opened?

This mouth is poisonous, according to historical records, Zhang Tang was poor all his life, and in the end, in order to appease the grievances of others, he was thrown out by Liu Che with a word, and let him wipe his neck by himself; As for his heirs, it is really as Dongfang Shuo said, the second son Zhang Anshi really made a fortune later, and he relocated the great Sima, General Wei, and Lu Shangshu, integrating military and political power, cautious by nature, honest officials, and powerful all over the world, and Huo Guang is as famous......

Zhang Tang's eyes were cold, and the two deep nasolabial folds trembled slightly.

He said to Cao Xiang and Yang Chuan: "Pingyang Hou, Yu Linlang, this Dongfang Shuo is not ashamed, demagoguery, and has repeatedly been an official but has repeatedly said strange things, sarcastic, beaten officials, and disregarded the government, it is really harboring evil intentions, please don't take shelter today, let me arrest and torture him." ”

is worthy of being a famous big man and cool official in history, Zhang Tang casually buttoned down a few big hats, and ordinary people really can't stand it.

Yang Chuan was just about to stand up, but Cao Xiang quietly grabbed the corner of his clothes, laughed and said: "Okay, this Dongfang Shuo, talking nonsense all day long, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, even Ben Hou is annoyed, you go and take him down."

By the way, you are the only one who is allowed to come forward to arrest you, and a group of embroidered messengers from Bet Niang pounced on them to bully people. ”

Zhang Tang smiled, took seven or eight steps back, and said to Dongfang Shuo in a cold voice: "You, come here and be captured." ”

Dongfang Shuo sighed, turned to Cao Xiang and Yang Chuan: "Pingyang Hou, Yang Chuan Gongzi, you are all my Dongfang Shuo's benefactors, people often say that it depends on the owner to beat the dog, this Zhang Tang......

That's it, then let me Dongfang Shuo take a few bites, which can be regarded as dissipating the anger of the two benefactors. ”

Looking at Zhang Tang's tall and thin appearance, his martial arts must not be bad, which made Yang Chuan very worried, and couldn't help but say: "Or, sit down and eat?" ”

Dongfang Shuo looks like he is only seventy or eighty pounds, similar to Yang Chuan himself, he is also a thin monkey, not tall, like an eleven or twelve-year-old young man, standing in front of Zhang Tang so thin, the top of his head is almost to the waist and abdomen of others......

How can this be fought?

Unexpectedly, not only Zhang Tang didn't follow, but even Dongfang Shuo laughed, strode forward, and put on a very unbeaten posture: "Zhang Tang, come here, let someone beat your and pee." ”

Zhang Tang gloomy, took a big step forward in the oblique stab, and when his big sleeves fluttered, a fist poked out violently and went straight to Dongfang Shuo's front door.

So, after three or two rounds, Yang Chuan was relieved.

It's really a person who can't look good, and the sea water can't fight, this Dongfang Shuo, not only is his body extremely flexible, but his whole body is as agile as a small loach that doesn't leave his hands, and under Zhang Tang's fierce fists and feet, he can relax and swim with ease.

Every time he dodged dangerously, he didn't forget to punch and kick Zhang Tang's ribs, crotch, stomach, waist and eyes and other parts very fiercely, or simply a fierce elbow.

In less than a stick of incense, Zhang Tang began to stumble under his feet, and was almost knocked down by Dongfang Shuo several times.

This scene suddenly reminded Yang Chuan of the battle between Master Chaplin and another boxing champion he had seen at the beginning, which was also a huge disparity in strength, and at the same time, the strength and weakness were determined early, but the weak can always be invincible......

Enjoyable.

It's really enjoyable.

Dongfang Shuo is thin and small, and his face is obscene and funny; Zhang Tang is tall and thin, powerful and powerful, and the two of them have been fighting back and forth, which is simply too eye-catching.

Yang Chuan tilted his head and asked with a smile: "Cao Xiang, how can you be willing to send me such a character?" ”

Cao Xiang suddenly sighed and said in a low voice: "Let's abolish Dong Yan, the matter is too big, the eldest princess of Guantao has already cried to my uncle several times, and pulled her daughter Chen Ajiao and knelt outside the Weiyang Palace."

My mother sent a message, recently asked us to be prepared, it's really not good, you first hide in the Qinling Mountains to avoid the limelight......"

When Yang Chuan heard this, he was finally relieved.

If Liu Yan's old woman made a silent trick, he would really be a little worried, after all, she was the eldest princess of the Han Dynasty, Liu Che's aunt and mother-in-law, and she was almost powerful in the world, and it was terrifying to want to deal with him with a little Yu Linlang.

But.

With his understanding of Liu Che, once the old woman started messing around, he Yang Chuan would be safer.

However, with the urine nature of the royal figure, who knows if Liu Che will be annoyed, so he simply handed him over with a wave of his hand......

……

"Zhang Tang, are you convinced?"

Just as Yang Chuan was groaning, a 'duel' between Dongfang Shuo and Zhang Tang finally ended, and not surprisingly, Zhang Tang was finally knocked to the ground by Dongfang Shuo and was locked in his throat.

"Dongfang Shuo, a certain family is not good at fist and foot kung fu," Zhang Tang took a sip and scolded: "Do you dare to compete with me in a sword competition?" ”