Chapter 103: Knife Mouth, Tofu Scumbag Heart (Seeking Reading)
Zhang Tang suffered a big loss in his fists and feet, and was beaten violently by Dongfang Shuo, not to mention his hair, even on his thin face as a knife, he was beaten out of a few bruises, and his nose bleeded for a long time, so he was naturally very unwilling, so he proposed to compete with Dongfang Shuo.
Dongfang Shuo laughed and mocked: "I've told you everything, your Zhang Tang's sword, I'll leave it to you to wipe your neck, and you still want to compare swords with me Dongfang Shuo?"
You can save some effort!
I Dongfang Shuo was fifteen years old at the top of Taihua Mountain to meet a thousand-year-old white ape, it taught me the world's unparalleled swordsmanship, since the mountain, rare opponents, is the Guanzhong ranger saw us, but also willing to bow to the wind, you Zhang Tang is a fart! ”
After speaking, Dongfang Shuo let go, Shi Shiran stood up, walked in front of Yang Chuan and arched his hand: "Yang Chuan, look at this lackey under your door, is it still quite fierce?" ”
Yang Chuan laughed and made a gesture: "Mr. Dongfang Shuo, please take a seat." ”
As he spoke, he asked his cousin to add a pair of chopsticks and a large bowl of slurry water to Dongfang Shuo, and said with a smile: "Mr. is really good at fists and feet, and he can almost take care of our home and nursing home." ”
A few people ate deliciously, but they left the grizzled soup aside, as if he didn't exist.
Yang Chuan's reason is very simple, you come with good words, even if you Zhang Tang is a famous cool official of the Han Dynasty, in fact, it is nothing, this person, there must be something wrong to make friends.
As a human being in two lives, Yang Chuan understands this truth very well: this person can look like a wicked person, or like a good person, but he can't look like a saint.
No matter how you look at it, if a person's words, deeds, and conduct are as clean as a dog licking, then that person is either a saint or not a human being......
Zhang Tang is very difficult to deal with, just because this thing is really a bit of a saint's mouth, wearing a sackcloth and a pair of broken straw sandals, the whole person looks like a very dignified pig-killing knife, which is very uncomfortable.
"Pingyang Hou, Yu Linlang, this Dongfang Shuo has beaten his boss and officials several times, and he is a person with a criminal record...... Zhang Tang was silent for a long time, and the two words he just said were interrupted by Yang Chuan waving his hand.
"Zhang Tang, if you want to handle the case, I will call you a servant of Lord Shi," Yang Chuan said slowly: "If you want to investigate Dongfang Shuo, then please come back in a few days, after all, this person has just landed on my Yang's plane tree, even if it is a sparrow, I Yang Chuan will treat him as a proud phoenix;
By the way, if you're hungry and want to take a bite of my Yang's slurry, then sit down. ”
Zhang Tang's face turned pale for a while, and after three or five deep breaths, he strode over, arched his hand at Cao Xiang, and knelt directly in front of the desk: "Zhang Tang thanked Pingyang Hou for giving him food." ”
Cao Xiang said with a smile: "It is Yang Chuan who will reward you with a bowl of rice." ”
Zhang Tang wanted to speak and stopped, obviously, this guy was not very convinced in his heart by Yang Chuan, Yu Linlang, who was a mid-level prince and had a rank of three hundred stones.
Yang Chuan smiled and shook his head indifferently: "The one who rewarded him with a bowl of rice was Uncle Tangyi's father, as for me, Yang Chuan, like the three of you, I am just a waste who eats and drinks." ”
Cao Xiang and Dongfang Shuo laughed.
Zhang Tang's face was pale, and he silently ate slowly with a bowl of slurry water, looking quite annoyed?
Yang Chuan looked at it, suddenly became angry, "snapped", slapped the chopsticks directly on the desk, and said coldly: "I have heard Zhang Tang in Chang'an Township for a long time, I am dedicated to my duties, my sleeves are breezy, and I am quite a saint. ”
Cao Xiang lost no time in "praising him": "Why? ”
Yang Chuan looked at Zhang Tang and said, "Look, the eldest princess of Guantao has hurt me several times, and wants to catch me and go to Changmen Garden to cook for her as a cook, why don't you Zhang Tang investigate?" Don't dare to check, or can't check?
Also, that Dong Yan dog thief eats inside and out, plotting against my Yulin Army's war horse feed and new military food secret recipes, leading hundreds of people to loot, according to the laws of the Han Dynasty, should we wipe out the three clans and track down the main messenger behind it?
In addition, Sang Hongyang lives in my Zhuangzi, and steals many tricks from my Yang's farming secret method, is it considered theft? What is especially chilling is that the guy actually took my Yang's farming secret method and changed the official position of a big farmer Lingcheng to the emperor.
Zhang Tang, who is in charge of these things? ”
Zhang Tang blackened his face and did not speak.
Dongfang Shuo didn't give up, laughed, pointed to Zhang Tang's nose and reprimanded: "Zhang Tang, as a servant of the imperial history, you don't go to inspect the real wicked people and evil things, what kind of big-tailed dog did you come to Yang Chuan Gongzi's village?" ”
Zhang Tang finished eating the slurry water in two bites, put down the black porcelain bowl, and arched his hand: "Zhang Tang thanked Yu Linlang's family for the food." ”
With that, he stood up, turned and walked out the door.
Yang Chuan looked at the tall and thin back, his heart moved, and he asked with a smile: "Zhang Tang, where are you going?" ”
Zhang Tang stopped, looked back and said: "Dong Yan was saved, and a certain family rushed back to Chang'an to interrogate him; Young Master Yang Chuan, you are clever and generous, and war horse feed and new-style military rations are nothing;
Zhang Tang is a respectful person, but it is still Yang Chuan Gongzi who can dedicate the secret method of farming to the court and the emperor through the hands of Sang Hongyang, which has a great contribution to the matter of my Han farmer's mulberry harvest, which is a wonderful move. ”
Zhang Tang groaned a few times, and said with some reluctance: "However, this time you provoked too much trouble, on the side of the eldest princess of Guantao, even the emperor felt that it was very tricky, but you ...... That's it, Yang Chuangongzi, a certain family advises you, don't be sharp. ”
After speaking, Zhang Tang arched his hand and turned around to leave.
Yang Chuan said with a smile: "Lord Shi, wait a moment." ”
He beckoned to his father, and then said: "I heard that Zhang Tang, the servant of the imperial history, has a strict and benevolent old mother, who is quite famous in Chang'an Township, but it's a pity that his son is not very filial, and in the name of a bullshit and honesty, it takes a year and a half to give the old man a meal of minced meat."
Uncle Tangyi's father, you go and wrap two of our family's flower chickens, let this Lord Zhang Tang take them back, let the old lady taste them, and count me as doing my filial piety for her unscrupulous son. ”
Tangyi's father made a promise and went to the kitchen to get the roast chicken.
Zhang Tang's face changed slightly, and the two deep nasolabial folds trembled slightly, and he bowed down and said: "Yu Linlang's words today, Zhang Tang remembers them, but this so-called flower chicken ......"
Yang Chuan waved his hand and smiled: "Zhang Tang, don't be in a hurry to refuse, I haven't finished my words yet." ”
"Others say that you Zhang Tang is our Han cool official, in fact, in my eyes, you are a rare Han good official, upright and strict, able to strictly implement the laws of the Han Dynasty, not afraid of the powerful, this point, I Yang Chuan admires very much."
"However, as a servant of the imperial history, have you ever seen the livelihood of the common people difficult?"
"Even if you serve the imperial history in a dignified manner, your rank is more than 800 stones, but you can't let the old lady eat a mouthful of minced meat every day, how unfilial!"
"Zhang Tang, you give me a word, and I will also give you a word: the people take food as the sky, and the biggest thing for this person to live in the world is to eat, drink, and lazar, food, clothing, housing, and transportation, followed by the so-called fame, official position and authority."
"Zhang Tang, I hope you are doing it yourself."
After Yang Chuan's mouth, he was in a good mood, picked up a bowl of syrup and drank it slowly, his handsome little face was full of harmlessness to humans and animals, as if nothing had happened.
Zhang Tang was stunned and stunned, wanting to speak several times, but for a while he had nothing to say, and his face turned red.
Yang Chuan is not very old, but this mouth is like a sharp boning knife, every word has entered people's hearts, and he has slashed a few times on the tip of Zhang Tang's heart, making this Lord Shiyu almost out of breath.
At this time, Tangyi's father came out with a sheepskin bag: "Xiao Langjun, Tangyi's father made his own decision and wrapped four flower chickens......"
Yang Chuan chuckled, pointed at Zhang Tang and said, "Take it and give it to him." ”
At this time, Cao Xiang, who had not spoken much, also smiled, and pointed at Sang and scolded Huai and said: "Father Tangyi, you Huns are simply too disagreeable, others treat you as a vulgar slut, but you pity other people's mothers for not being able to eat a mouthful of meat for a year and a half, Ben Hou thinks it's not worth it for you, haha." ”
Tangyi's father grinned, but he didn't argue, strode up to Zhang Tang and handed over his bags.
Zhang Tang took the sheepskin bag, suddenly sighed, turned around and left.
"Yang Chuan, your mouth is worth a pig-killing knife," Seeing Zhang Tang's distant back, Cao Xiang smiled leisurely: "This Zhang Tang is a piece of hob meat, in Chang'an City, whoever sees it will have a headache;
Unexpectedly, when you said something, you actually showed a look of shame on the face of what this guy said, and Ben Hou was convinced. ”
Yang Chuan's eyes flashed, but he sighed in his heart: "This Zhang Tang is not only a piece of hob meat, but also found out that it is still a pig-killing knife. ’
"Cao Xiang, this Zhang Tang is not easy to deal with."
Yang Chuan groaned a few times, and said: "Send a message to Her Royal Highness the eldest princess, so that the two of them must come to Zhuangzi as soon as possible no matter what, I have important matters to discuss, see if I can escape." ”