Chu Chu, who was full of food and drink, stopped at a light white strawberry cake with tender powder before the war between heaven and man, the nature of a girl made her crazy love for sweets, but every time she looked in the mirror, there were already some fleshy little faces on it countless times reminded her that as a young and invincible beautiful girl, she has reached the national standard of healthy figure, and this also means that her weight loss cause has to start work.

"Hey, seeing that you look so loving, my sister will accept you. Ice @ Fire! Chinese." Chu Chu was ruthless, and decided to start redoubling her efforts to lose weight tomorrow, and relax today, just when she was about to speak, another voice preemptively said: "Boss, I want this cake." ”

Chu Chu obviously saw the little cake crying silently at himself, it kept saying to himself Sister, I am already your person, even if it is eaten by others, the protein is also your protein, what a loyal elf, Chu Chu clenched his fist with his small hand, shouted, and rushed to the person who grabbed the cake: "No, this is mine,." ”

When Chu Chu's mother was pregnant in October, her father hoped to give birth to a son, but when the nurse came out and saw that his heart was cold, at that time, Liu Yiqing's words echoed in his mind for a long time: The pine tree is not pitiful, but it will never be used as a pillar, so I think about it, my heart is even more cool, and I took the name Chu Chu with a long sigh, which means that my daughter will never have the use of a pillar, and every relative and friend who comes to play at home from childhood to adulthood say that Chu Chu's father's name is really a thousand miles away, and the name of Chu Chu is not as quiet as water, but also when the empty valley is youlan, But she has been a half wild child since she was a child, and her favorite game is to fight and bully the boy, so she shouted "This is mine" If she is not satisfied, she may be able to shake her fist.

Bumblebee in the dormitory after getting everything, after getting acquainted, only to eat lunch on the small street behind the school, after the end of the want to bring some greetings to everyone in the dormitory, the selection is Chu Chu's foodie villain and the beautiful villain duel for a long time The light white cake with tender powder, unfortunately the owner of this shop is DIY, the pursuit of the fun of making their own cakes, this kind of cake placed outside is generally only a sample of this store is usually a sample,

"Why is it yours, will it answer you if you shout?" Bumblebee usually doesn't care about biting the master for three points, but now it's obvious that he shouted first, so naturally he refuses to suffer.

"Because, because" Chu Chu didn't know what to say, she stomped her foot and said, "I saw it first, first come, first served." ”

"I'm going to go." Bumblebee was already very unreasonable, but he found that the girl in front of him with a little fleshy face and extremely cute flesh was completely the people's congress, the maker of justice, and he shouted: "I go, what you see is yours, then I am not yours too." ”

"Hmph, Miss Ben doesn't accept favors." Chu Chu sneered like a proud little hen,

"I'm a grumpy." The bumblebee thief looked at the figure of the little girl with a smile, and said, "So it can't be solved peacefully, okay, let me ask you a few questions, if you can answer it, the cake is yours." ”

Chu Chu felt that the handsome guy in front of her would definitely say something hurtful, and she secretly grabbed the Nine Yin White Bone to the realm as high as a three-story building, "What words." ”

Bumblebee's eyes rolled and said, "Why do babies cry when they are born?" ”

Chu Chu said disdainfully: "Because the BB vocal cords are not developed." Qian Haodi said: "Wrong." Chu Chu asked, "Then why?"

"Hehe, because the nurse is too beautiful and she is too ...... Small. Qian Haodi added an accent to this small word,

"What, what kind of answer is this, no." Chu Chu waved his hand domineeringly, and Qian Haodi was speechless for a while,

Qian Haodi said: "How will an ant die if it falls from a height of 100 million meters?" Chu Chu snapped his fingers and said, "Fall to death." Bumblebee had never seen such a brain teaser answer, and he exclaimed, "It's starving, starvation." ”

"Hmph, what kind of problem are you doing, it doesn't count." Chu Chu vetoed with one hand: "You all ask some questions that are not standard." Bumblebee said, "If you say you don't count, you don't count." Chu Chu also seemed to feel that she was at a loss, but how could she give up, she took the hand of another girl next to her and begged: "Sister Ye, you help me, you are so smart." ”

"It's just a piece of cake, let the family be good, and besides, don't you want to lose weight." The girl smiled and dissuaded, her voice crisp and bright, as clean as the newborn sun,

"The surname is Ye." Bumblebee didn't pay attention just now, but when she looked closely, she was stunned, the girl was different from Chu Chu's delicate and cute baby face, but a delicate and pure beauty, with long hair up to the waist, tied with a golden headband, with a confident charm, the owner of this beauty was looking at the bumblebee with her big moving eyes, and the bumblebee finally recognized it, and said secretly: "It's not good, she is Ye Zhiqiu, I actually grabbed the cake with her, didn't it leave a bad impression." ”

"Good men don't fight with women, doesn't it seem that I'm stingy, and this cake will be left to you." Bumblebee said and walked away, he wanted to talk to Qu Yong more, after all, he had just met Ye Zhiqiu, and he wanted to tell Qu Yong his first feeling,

"No, he said I was stingy." Although Chu Chu won the cake, she didn't seem to have an appetite, "Well, senior sister, can you help me pull some sisters to intercept him." She drilled into Ye Zhiqiu's arms as she spoke, and Ye Zhiqiu couldn't help but say, "Oh, what do you want." Chu Chu said: "The guy I want to fix beg me for mercy." ”

Chu Chu was worried about the bumblebee, and the bumblebee was anxious to see Qu Yong, so what about Qu Yong, what was he doing?

"Tiny, you're back." After getting acquainted with the surrounding environment, when Qu Yong finally walked into his dormitory, he was still a little looking forward to himself, Murong Xiao's original roommate, the information shows that this roommate only has four words "Menggan, obscene", Menggan is his name, obscenity is his essence, when Qu Yong entered the door, the glasses man who looked like Svenwen on the other bed greeted him,

Qu Yong said: "Yes." He saw Meng Gan fiddling with a Samsung phone, not a Blackberry as shown in the data, so he casually asked, "Why are you playing with this phone?" Meng Gan looked at him with a strange look and said, "I bought it yesterday, and I said that everyone would play together." Qu Yong was taken aback, although he received special training, but after all, he pretended that other people were inexperienced, and he almost showed his stuff in a word, but fortunately he was willing to be clever and said: "I understand, you went out too hard last night, right, I have said it a long time ago, young people should take care of it, how do you say that sentence, young people don't know how expensive sperm is, and old people cry when they look at it!" You've only been out happy all night and you have amnesia, and that's worth it. ”

Qu Yong breathed a sigh of relief and said, "No, I didn't have anything last night"

"You don't have to hide it from me" Meng Gan said with a "I understand" look: "As far as your urine nature, I also know that you won't say it, forget it, don't say it, or call and play games." Qu Yong was curious: "What is the phone call to play games." ”

Meng Gan smiled lewdly and said, "Call mobile customer service 186, it's fun." (This is fiction, please don't worry about whether Hong Kong's mobile customer service is 186,)

"Damn." Originally, he heard Meng Gan say "call and play games", and he thought that Meng Gan was the kind of perverted little boy who liked to call the midnight hotline and soothe emotionally, but he didn't expect that what he wanted to call was 186, and the taste was so heavy.

After the "Welcome to China Mobile" phone was connected, Qu Yong found that Menggan was really calling 186, and then he pressed the manual service, turned on the amplification, and said, "Listen well." ”

"Hello, the waiter A88888 is at your service, hello, can I help you?" It's a girl's voice on the other side of the phone, it's very sweet,

Meng Gan said seriously: "Hello, I have a question I want to ask." The girl said, "Excuse me." Meng Gan held his breath and said quickly: "Why didn't people come to the square when I drank Wang Laoji, liar, ah, ah, why didn't I meet my sister paper when I fell off, liar, liar, why I never had a leopard chase me when I drank emergency syrup, why didn't I feel like flying when I wore Xtep, why is this?" ”

The girl over there seemed to be stunned, and then said stupidly: "Maybe there are other people who are also drinking Wang Laoji at this time, so everyone is flocking to that square, maybe others are also drinking Qixi, the girl went to meet others, maybe the leopard went to chase other people who drank the emergency syrup, maybe you feel sluggish, so you can't fly when you wear Xtep, may I ask this gentleman, do you have any other questions." ”

When she replied like this, she made Meng Gan speechless, and he fixed his mind and said, "Yes, I want to ask, why do girls say that I am a good person, but they just don't associate with me." The girl obviously knew that she had met a strange thing, so she said, "Sir, do you have any problems with our mobility, if not, then I will hang up." Meng Gan hurriedly said: "Yes, do you think I'm a good person." The girl said: "This question is not this" Meng Gan said: "I know, you said that I am not a good person, you scold, I will complain to you." When the girl heard the complaint, she hastened to say, "Sir, you are a good man. Meng Gan said: "Then are you willing to associate with me?" The girl was embarrassed: "I'm afraid this won't work" Meng Gan said loudly: "You women are like this, saying that I am a good person, but you just don't associate with me, I will die for you now, and I have bought the rope to hang myself." ”

"Ah, sir, calm down and don't die." The girl was frightened and said in a panic: "Life is very precious, don't commit suicide." ”

Meng Gan already showed a lewd smile and said: "You either be my girlfriend, or I will die, when I arrived in the underworld, the king of Hades asked me how I died, and I said that you don't want me anymore, so I want to die." ”

"I" the girl was already crying, and she kept saying, "You don't want it, don't do this, I'm going to call the police." ”